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Hmmm

All d gyalz wey dey comment 4 dis thread fine o. M thinking, wish one mk i parole? Dat 1st gyal with gold hair is nt badt at all.

Who will we nw marry? Every woman possess virtually all u wrote up dere

Jasmine00:
Some are not sure signs

u r dating a married man!

Missmossy:
Lol you no dey tire ni?

yes lah. i lawv u so much, cn't let u go. even on d...... i no dey tire, i usually last lng. missmossy hw do i contact u lah? i dn't mind ur bb i'd.

[quote author=MzNelly post=31485319][/quote]ahn ahn, that's nt nice of u. u gave me a wrong number

MzNelly:

ma nairaland mail is faulty, so i ll prefer u drop ya number here...

MzNelly:
Who knows Top Ville College, Ikorodu?

i knw d place. gv me ya number let me gv u direction....

lagmostkuit:
OMG! how d hell did u know dat?

d way u posed @ya dp and d background of ya dp. do u live there for real or u r jez teasing me?

morethanadoll:
To me, this shows dedication and
hard work. I am big into fitness and I workout 5 to 6 days a week. I
know how hard it is to look the way that she does and I have to give her
a round of applause. She is fit and a beauty!

nd u no get six packs, na bobby u get. fitness expert indeed!

softysparky:
46 is not too much jooor.

nkan to fi se aya yi Po@ya dp. I luv what u disaya.

sheee na advice una give so?@abv commenters

Missmossy:
Lol Its expected

na like dat me sef dey wake up o. U cn be assured dat we will av so many kids as u desire. Still waiting 4 a 'yes'@missmossy.

selling of #100 recharge card for #10! nw dats a good inovation, a welcome idea. bt printing #10 card is uncalled for, it's demeaning, it's absurd, it's unreasonable. who gave mtn dat idea? dat person should go bk to his/her thinking faculty to mk amends.

mznelly hw var lah? i need ya mobile digits seriously.

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=31438579][/quote]u luk lyk u live in ajegunle

mytime24:
u again mr stalker

girls no dey 4get smtin sha. D comment wey i mk wey i don 4get, na him dis girl carry 4 head lyk weavon. Bt u r nw a decent girl and i lyk d way u r nw. Thought i once told u dat 4 being decent, u tend to be a wife material nd i ll lyk to purchase u? Do u rem? U should. 4get d past, i lyk d new you.

alberto2k:
First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread

Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!

1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o

2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank

3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod

4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!

5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green

6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!

7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut

8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!

9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!

10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!

11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being

12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m

Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?

Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist

Cc: Naijaboiy
Tallesty
Tosyne2Much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
Fabdedon
Rapmoney
Blackett

this guy, u must be a barber......

5minutes? Is he INDOMIE?

mytime24:
Bj , cover face

i used to think u r a virgin

Some people no get sense sha. Hw does this concern apc?

Some of dem even make-up b4 going into d exam hall, As if they want to go and seduce d invigilator.

MzNelly:
Thanks.

u sef want mk i toast u. C hw u jumped into conclusion. Well, i fancy u though. Do u mind if we run tinz 2gether? lyk it's partnership

abokikhalifa:
you mumu o.. Is BRT a tv station in Nigeria?

cn u find dat kind of tv smwhr else? No. *u dey craze* it's lyk u r an APC member..

rokiatu:
So then don't believe.

very good. Btw, i've been looking 4 ways to interview u cos, of recent i found out dat u r one of d pioneer members of nairaland. Is dis d best place to do dat, or u will prefer a new thread 4 d interview?

rokiatu:
Didn't you read what I wrote?

a picture of U in ya kitchen or adobilivit. Y will dat be ya kitchen?

rokiatu:
My kitchen is sexier Abi but I just finished cooking so I not fit pretend just stand in kitchen

y u no dey d picture?

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MzNelly:
Bia, how many girls will you toast on this Nairaland?

bt i nvr toast u lah? Wz just shwing admiration.

Sagging boobz

Who Is to be blamed? Konji