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http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=513103 dats the download link. Download and tell me what u feel.

Tell us hw u take ur own lah@op

If only @missmossy cn gv me her attention, i will tell her all these.

It is mere fiction. U and i knws dat, it cn nvr happen. Y will sm1 tell u to slap ur luver for a million? D person dey craze?

Na so so ladies full this thread. Later nw, they will deny that they r nt crazy abt marriage.

[quote author=misshoree post=29397207][/quote]happy new year darling

[quote author=Missmossy post=29405241][/quote]cn u reply?

YES, i noticed a HOLE in between her laps.

dorlapoh20:
happy new year
speak no evil

i guess it's d new year dat made u reply nicely, or else, u would av lambasted me. Happy new year to u too.

dorlapoh20:
it's too early for this. New year new
resolution.Cover up those devil's tools!!!

lyk u r nt guilty of d same. oh sorry, i forgot dat u r DRY CHESTED.

Chanchit:
14, The ones that would rush in from
carnival around 11:55, say Happy new year by 12:01 then zoom back to
carnival.

i perceive u r that person.

Misblah:
hiya! qualified keh qualtified ni.....happy new year in advance jare.

thank u darling, wish u d same... anyways, i cn amend ur broken heart

Misblah:
early twenties. may i ask why you asked?

cos u r nt qualified to be in a relationship. i'm sure u've lost ya virginity

Misblah:
So yesterday i hung out with a friend of
mine and her boyfriend, mehn u needed to feel their show of love... i
felt it physical! twas like my presence was a turn on for them nd to
think that they were together the previous night. Now don't get me wrong
oo..its not like am hating, #teamsingleladies# or that they shouldn't
express themselves whenever, wherever, whomever they are with ...i feel
they should tone it down or do whatever they want but in deference to my
presence. Thing is, am going through a terrible breakup right now and i
expect my FRIEND because she's a FRIEND, to share in my sadness.. c'mon i
share in her joys too nah. It isn't just fair jare. If i had the power i
would declare PDAs a criminal offence cos that is the apogee of
insensitivity. So n'landers watchy'all think? PDAs appropriate or
inappropriate?

hw old r u?

kristina1:
Pda is cute but i dnt like it becus am shy

u r shy? dats y u r ubiquitous on nairaland.

is yoruba movie nt NOLLYWOOD? NA SO so english movie dey ur list.
Anyways, i enjoyed SIKEMI, dats ma 2014 nollywood movie. ALLELUIA.

i want Sonaiya to WIN.

wizman11:
d 1s dat will bring food to exam hall nd start eatin

this one is bad. is d exam hall a food canteen?

nice

mhyra:
*with my head held fully high.. * .. Yes!
I've never done any of the aforementioned..!!

u want me to believe dat?... u must av done one or two. cn u be sincere?

mhyra:
beautifully stated.. wish they would learn

cn u boldly tell me dat u've done none of d aforementioned?

using his picture as ur DP

1. the one that will constantly remind u that, there is a form to fill if, u r caught cheating.

2. the one that will miscalculate d examination time. e.g if d exam duration is 2hrs and u started by 2.00pm, within 10minutes, he/she will say u av 1hr 2go*students will shout*aahhhhhh. den, d assistant invigilator will confirm d correct time.

3. the pretty galz FINDER: this one will always look out to capture pretty galz who r indulging in examination malpractice. He will prove to be so obstinate after so much plead but at d end of the day, he ll end up collecting d pretty gal's number.

victor2008:
Depending on your level of education
If u have school cert you start with ATS
If u have degree from recognized institutions u start from APPLICATION STAGE

THEN YOU GO AND REGISTER YOU PAY CERTAIN AMOUNT THEN THEY MAIL YOUR REGISTRATION NUMBER TO U
WITH UR REGISTRATION NUMBER THAT'S WHEN YOU CAN SIT FOR EXAMS

GO TO www.icanig.org for more info and address

thank u bro.

students dey gbadun number 9. Those kind of invigilators always mk d exam exuberant. No interception, smooth conversation with ya friends, exchange of expo, giraffing is allowed. D examination will be super sweet. Dats when u will c student coming out of the exam hall smiling.

anyone who cn help out?

brito:
I am still looking for Mr right,

wah abt d guyz on d street that mk advances to u, r they nt mr right enough?...

brito:
No, I just asked

so, is supermartins d guy u r considering? i wondered y u mentioned him in ma quote.