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Sex is for d ultimate purpose of procreation.
If no sex involved in marriage, many people will nt get married.

Na because sex sweet gan, na im mk people dey indulge in it even outside wedlock.

Fact.

Lalasticlala, sheee dis thread fit reach front page? Do d needful, let d rap gurus comment.

safarigirl:
lol.....all these two kobo agberos on NL sef.....anyway, even agbero dey get babe.

Guy, I can not comee online and be seeking character lessons from faceless mofos when the real niggas I see around me ain't complaining.....who una think say una be sef? Husband and boyfriend license givers abi wetin?

Both you and Emodee and every other poohsie asss nigga on here that feel the need to attack girls just so you can feel relevant are the ones that need proper lessons on how to approach a female. A man of character can NEVER come online to argue with ANY female or attack her person even if sef she be olosho. Argue with your reflection. *bounces out*

with d gibberish u typed up dere, i cn boldly say u dn't av a b.f. Na only online u get mouth. U r timid outside nairaland.

Ashawo sef dey claim virgin, iranu.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

nah, We just on a low key.

ohkies. Keep enjoying.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

0h, sorry mahn. I ain't releasing her to yhu.
Get anoda chik.

wah abt dat nairaland nurse? Una don fight ni?

safarigirl:
I no wan tell you anything. Argue with your reflection bro. Good day

wetin dey worry u?

I dey enjoy d argument, u no fit go now.
Tell me something, r u a virgin?

Btw, dn't good day me, we nvr finish our discussion.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

naa naa nah.
Not on her...don't go der

twaci too? D girl porsche, i wan use her do my miss world. Na dat her lips i like, if she put am for dat place ehn, d feeling nor go be here.

standd:
Easy oh.. Do you know AirborneLacer?

no, i dn't. I fink he is a prominent nairalander.
Who is he? Dn't tell me he is ur b.f. As long as he hs nt paid ur dowry, u belong to everybody and u belong to nobody.

Twaci:
I'm afraid not

I mean, I am reading and chatting at the same time

Wetin dey worry u?

standd:
I get sharp mouth small, courtsey of my Lere upbringing. But then, age has tempered all that infantile behavior. And trust me, I won't get married until I am ready physically, financially, mentally, emotionally, psychologically and sexually.
My husband will not be disrespected by me cos I also don't want to be disrespected by my husband.

About the private thing you want to say, I suck at private chats so it's better you go to 'The Zone' to say it.

The question is, when will u be ready?


I fink I know what to do. I will just mention u in a private place and I will pour out ma mind.

Twaci gv me ya number lah.

That time girls no dey shake unclad yansh for video.

standd:
Lol I never beat anybody before oh, I no fit fight na. I just deh go on my own.
And I'm not gonna follow you back

Abi na just mouth u get, u no get power to fight?
Ur husband go try sha, u will always take oral shots at him, I can guarantee dat.


follow bk lah, I've gat something on ma mind to tell u, it's suitable to pour out in private.

standd:
Afraid...lol What I mean is that some women see all the signs that their men is violent during courtship but they go ahead with the marriage, so it's better for them to prepare well for the battery ahead by learning Taekwando na.
About the PM, I'm just scared cos I know you to be very very troublesome online The number of girls you give wahala on this forum is uncountable, you know na.

Really! M nt even popular on this forum, how come u know me to be very troublesome? Mayb u r mistaking another person as me. M a gentle guy to the core.

Don't be scared, m a nice guy.
Kindly follow me bk now. Thanks darling.

Btw, with that kind of assertion up dere, I can boldly say, na ur type go dey beat ur husband if he jez try make he gv u correction slap, u go beat am blue-black. Ur bone go strong o. I go like see how hefty u r.

safarigirl:
lol....if whichever female you're with allows you phuck her, don't assume every female is into the 'relationship for s-ex' ish.

Some of us have more to contribute to relationships than just a hole between our legs...after all, any eediot can smash

U wan tell me say u be virgin ni? abeg.
Whatever thing u av to offer, sex must dey among sha ni. Who be virgin for this day? Speak for yasef and leave other girls from this matter.

safarigirl:
you wan interview am?

U no fit get b.f with dis kain bad mouth wey u get, he go just dey fvck u for the fun of it.

safarigirl:
lol...if what D'banj does is called 'blessing'...then I don't want to know what a curse can do to people.

In ten years, when the people on DKM finally realised that they have been wasting their time there, they probably won't be able to indulge in anything productive. It would have been better if he just dashed them money to do some other business than this rubbish he's doing with em. They don't get booked for top concerts or shows, theie music gets zero to no little airplay. They have nothing. How is that a blessing?

Guy, next time you want to mention an artiste that has tried, you can mention Wizkid, at least LAX under StarBoy and MaleekBerry have gotten some status. Nobody on DKM has achieved anything under D'banj. You don't seem very intelligent if this is your argument

Lawyers talk too much, no be her fault.

Safari, u dey vex o.

standd:
No Sir.

"I encourage more women who will die if they don't get married to learn self defense" what do u mean by dat? No wonder, u r saying no pms.

U no wan get married ni? U don't like to be gingered abi u r afraid of dick?

Dharniel:
.

Agbaya, u dey book space.

safarigirl:
Hahaha, BS post of the year. Another D'banj fanboy.

Please, name ONE successful artiste under D'banj. Even May D's current fame is as a result of the 3 minutes of fame under square records....D'banj has just been signing useless, talentless mofos with zero hit songs. No be how many people dey label dey important. Quality over quantity any day. Square records sole artiste(s) is bigger than every astiste on Mavin and DKM combined.

We talking success, you wan mention D'banj. Why don't you ask why P. Diddy's efforts to produce superstars have all died with little effort? Or better still, since we're mentioning family business, what about Davido that packed all his talentless cousins in HKN to waste their productive years?

Square records is a family business, so leave them out of your analysis. Jude got NorthSide and Peter got Classique records, so, no, they're not greedy. Did you know P-square doesn't charge for features? Every song they've featured in is FREE, can you say same about D'banj or even Jazzy?

If you don't know anything, desist from opening irrelevant, eediotic, baseless threads that achieve nothing

U get bad mouth. U get b.f so?

standd:
Pictures or....you know the rest.

Follow me let's chat in private.

[quote author=Pukka36 post=35844927][/quote]ma luv.

Pukka36:
Huh?wetin dey do U?

Na cucumber dey do her, long she tasted it.

standd:
Na wah oh Measure your thing, if it's not up to 17.77775555inches, pls no PMs.

It's beyond ur expectation, if u see am, u will shout AHHH like TVC ENTERTAINMENT.

Follow me bk, let's chat in private.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Yeah, congratz to her

am still waiting for this topic
"airforce1 signs a 5 years contract with pepsi, Glo and maltina", i just can't wait to comment on that thread.

Link: http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=511204.

Download and listen to ONYINYE by EMODEEE

.

Change"no apc" it is constant.

standd:
Lol I'm not married and yes, I like long thing

M glad u r nt married, my bread don get butter be dat. Me sef I get long thing o. 4get about d'banj who says "no long thing"

Do u reply pms?

standd:
Lmao
Oh, even God knows that Freeze had a game plan when he was getting slapped and scratched... And his heavyweight champion wife fell right into his trap. Do not be deceived, the Nigerian woman gets abused daily and they bear it all, this sort of exception comes once in a lifetime.

BTW, I encourage more women who will die if they don't get married to learn self-defense at least, so that when they end up with violent and abusive men, they won't always end up as punching bags 100% of the time.
Please note that I abhor violence of any kind, and I do not have pity for people who are abusive.

My heart-felt condolence goes to the abused, Freeze, as we have been made to believe, now you can speed up the divorce and let the abusive woman be.

Nihilist, I know you do not believe that Freeze sat down and watched his wife inflict so much injury on him. This man is a Nigerian for gods sakes, his kind has not been born..
And it's laughable that people have come to conclusions sitting pretty behind their monitors. So, what happens to the truth!
Freeze will tell his own tale, his wife will tell her own tale but who will tell the whole truth?

U like long things. R u married? If u r, I'm sure ur husband will possess long thing.

If u write anything, it must be long sha ni.

missKiffy:
Which state pls and why are you sleeping outside

See how she dey ask question like say na she be d oga for nysc.

Lord help me.

I feel like CUMING here.
Ada96, wetin dey worry u?

He CAME alone.