₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
We have something like this at the UNILAG main auditorium. One faithful day, I sat down, leaned back and the next thing i knew my back was on the floor and my two legs were waving merrily in the air. Thank God I wore tights that day, otherwise my Victoria Secrets panties would have been revealed to the passionate gazes of my numerous admirers.

I didn't know the seat, just like so many others in the hall was broken and that was how i fell in the middle of lecture. You can imagine my mortification.

There is so much infrastructural decay in out Universities, and the government isn't helping matters.

r u still a student of unilag?

pretydiva:
All I see here are four bleaching ladies..no offense

kindly upload ur picture

[quote author=Twaci post=35813552][/quote]hello miss world.

They get p.unani for free. They dn't need to toast girls. Fame is good.

marshalcarter:
Buddy....those your lands...do you wanna build house on it or wat do you wanna do with it??
If yes...in my perspective...i'll rather stand my house 1st before gettin married





#cheers



#sips weed nd 5alive#

Don't take the advice of a weed taker, they talk out of context.

endowednicky:
kilodeohunje awon oko ati omo mi leleyi o,,,,,oya gbe oju koronbe.........shey o mu ti mumuy e ni

#smiles. Igbati mo wa ni kekere ni mo ti mu iyen gbeyin bt now ti mo ti di big boy, mi o le mu mo. o wa improper ati wipe taboo ni lati mu ni si yi. Ti iyawo mi ni ma mu, talo mo boya iwo gan lo ma di iyawo mi?


I'm sure pe oyan e ma dun mu, o ma wa juicy lenu mi. Kin ma paro fun e, moti fi oyinbo so tele, je kin so ni yoruba. Mo like awon sisi to tirin, to fine, to wa tu ni oyan nla bi iwo bayi.

Sleekyshuga:


So, na me you dey use cite your example?
You need JESUS !

We all need jesus lah.

M jes trying say u luk good#smiles.

endowednicky:

Nkan to gbe sayayi, o n wun mi mu.

Sleekyshuga:
I am not Yoruba, so why should I know what 'museya' mean ?

And what am I doing with ease cos I can't relate it to my DP ?

U r nt d one doing something with ease, it is the opposite gender.

Something like if I wanna ENTER d place with u, I won't need to stress masef with u sporting dat kind of outfit, I will jez raise it up and den begin action#smiles.

Sleekyshuga:
What's museya?

So u don't know museya? Museya is a yoruba word which means "doing it with ease"

So relate it to the outfit u r wearing.

Sleekyshuga:
These are lovely...

Great people of Abiriba...

This girl u will nt kill somebody.

U r putting on museya@Ur dp.

See fresh laps.

endowednicky:
As in eheen,but why is he asking sefDoes he want to provide food that moment?......Most times its question for the gods

This girl get bobby. I like them thin, cute and with a big boobs.

MzOnajin1:
have got better things to do with my time.

Sheee u don vex for me ni? Oya ma binu.

Oyind17:
That's unfair

Iyawo mi, don't mind me, I jez dey play with am ni, no hurt intended.

MzOnajin1:
wt's ur problem? V noticed you sir, if dts wt u want.ODE

Abi o ti binu ni?
I jez dey play with u lah.

Iwo lo fine ju larin awon girls to ti comment lori thread yi.

pelij18:
I got your back buddy. You are one main guy i was referring to.

You dont just bang at people like that, because you dont really know who they are in personallity. Besides i'm a low key guy and wouldn't mind hiding my identity.

Anyway... I shall keep quiet, its not big deal

M nt saying u should keep quiet, m saying if u've got no invention, keep quiet. From the above, I can decipher dat u've got some inventions, don't keep it on a low key, blow it up and let the world hear about it. Dis is nairaland, anything can happen.


I didn't insult u in ma previous comment, I was just making assertions.

Tell me about ur inventions.

MzOnajin1:
I checked ur and I thank God

U checked YAW ni. O ti e tungbo oyinbo, o tun fine, na wa oh.

U get b.f?

naijainfogalery:
i had to make it in form of a image because i could get banned for posting so many links on nairaland

U sha use style to be first to comment.

pelij18:
That's actually what i was about to say. I see no imperative reasons why someone will just create a thread based on his usless researches that can never help a life.

His mates are hiding at the corner of their rooms currently researching things that could help and evolve the world subsequently. I'm perplex some folks love and cherish this research instead of pitying the so-called op.

I imply this is why most Nigerians are never do well and nincompoops.

What have u discovered?
If u cannot boast of any invention, keep quiet.

MzOnajin1:
I Rep AAUA

If na u be dat@ur dp, den aaua girls no fine be dat.

MhizDeedy:
I was supporting this list till I saw Lasu

U sef fine o, which school u dey?

FUTYGUY:
All I see is bias. Come to FUT Yola u will see beautiful girls ( Land of beauty)

Post pictures

Venice789:
OP abeg comot OAU for that list

O.A.U for where

Which school u dey?

Post pictures@op.

Lalasticlala, america must hear this.

Ada96:
good morning pple

Good morning ma luv.

Pukka36:
Very silly and brainless Op!!!

pukka36, wad up?

Missmossy:
Funny!



Quit stalking me

Iyawo mi, I know it's tight, m just asking noni.

U know I can't leave u, until u se temi.

no be sunday u suppose open dis kain thread? Dat front page wey u dey find, u no go see am.

Beamborla:
unfortunately, that's the best of my pictures.

Maybe I should just remove it pata pata

Really! Comment reserved.

Wah av been other people's comment about it?

Beamborla:
If the person is beautiful, I'm the one.

if the person is not, I'm not the one it's an imagination of me produced by my phone

Good morning.

I mean u can put a better picture.


Good morning.

Ada96:
emode nor fall my hand na.....after trying to make people bliv you can actually be nice. .common!

Sheee u no fall ma hand ni?
U nvr gv me wetin I dey ask for. U dey form nikita.