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Webmasters › Re: How To Build A Cms. by emonkey(m): 1:51pm On Dec 14, 2007
I will place instructions for building of a simple CMS at this location for you to download by Monday December 17th :

http://www.websesame.com/simplecms.zip

Otherwise and for whoever else might be interested I can build you the backend of a fairly complex CMS in PHP/Mysql within a week or two - email me : mail@websesame.com
Family › Re: How Much Should A Man Earn To Sustain A Marriage? by emonkey(m): 10:33pm On Dec 13, 2007
It behooves me (makes me feel like a goat/malu) why men marry at all. Surely it is the most unprofitable venture in the world. Absolutely nothing to gain in it except more problems.
I think men are the weaker vessels . No common sense at all. (at least women know what they want from it all)
Goat to the slaughter. Suya meat for marriage then slave all your life to make it work.
Next time I come back as a woman - fine woman with big breasts and backside - and all my problems will be solved for life. I swear.
Family › Re: How Much Should A Man Earn To Sustain A Marriage? by emonkey(m): 1:35pm On Dec 13, 2007
Married without job ? - You will become houseboy. No sex wallahi . Others men will help you do this for your wife.
Married without GOOD job ? - You will become driver . Sex once a year .
Married with GOOD job ? - You will become the horse. You must work harder to make more money to pay for what is expected of you. Sex ? Where will you find energy ? You will die of heart attack if you attempt it.

Return to your question "How Much Should A Man Earn To Sustain A Marriage?"
Never enough money I'm afraid. If that is even in consideration , better not get into it at all. else you will be miserable all your life. Otherwise find a loving, caring , level-headed woman who will marry you for what you are (whatever that is). There are several places to find such a woman , but the only one I know is outer space.

My advice young man is to buy a lot of condoms and enjoy your life and whatever money you have in your pocket.
Programming › Re: Gsm Programming Language by emonkey(m): 1:13pm On Dec 13, 2007
Mobile phone applications are built in Java .
Webmasters › Re: Questions About Website Development Subcontractor by emonkey(m): 12:53pm On Dec 13, 2007
Most of the outsourced work that I have done have been for companies located in US, UK, Australia and France. I have even done a job for a business located in Afghanistan !!.
From recent experience , the biggest problem that Nigerian subcontractors may face may be about getting paid - especially if you don't have a Paypal account . I have had a US firm being reluctant to deal with me because I was located in UK because of bank transfer cost consideration - until I accepted to bear the cost through Paypal.
For a person located i Nigeria , the mere mention that you are located in You-Know-Where is often just enough to set the red lights flashing and alarm ringing . Add this together with poor power supply, expensive telecoms and slow Internet.
No reason to give up though
Webmasters › Re: How To Build A Cms. by emonkey(m): 12:40pm On Dec 13, 2007
There are several ways to skin a cat (apologies to cat lovers) . You can build a CMS from scratch and of course the level of difficulty will depend on how complex your CMS is . I can give you instruction on how to build a simple basic PHP/Mysql CMS in one afternoon of work free of charge if you ask me.
At the same time , you can use an open source solution . Again how difficult this will be for you will depend on how complex your CMS is. I can give you more advice , only I often have little time and you may have to wait long for an answer. If you don't mind though just drop me a line at mail@websesame.com
Certification And Training Adverts › Free Web Development Tutorials by emonkey(op): 7:04pm On Dec 11, 2007
With the support of Macon State College,I have set up a web site which offers free comprehensive web development tutorials in XHTML/CSS ,JAVASCRIPT/DHTML,ASP.NET 2.0,ASP.NET 1.0 ,ASP,PHP 5,VB.NET,XML .

Anyone interested can access the web site at www.headway-careers.co.uk
Webmasters › Decent web UI Designers wanted by emonkey(op): 6:10pm On Dec 11, 2007
Where can one get some good freelance UI designers who is able to deliver exceptional PSD mockups and logo design . If you know on please send them my way . My email is mail@websesame.com
Webmasters › Re: Big Project (yoruba Forum) by emonkey(m): 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2007
I have a similar project IN DEVELOPMENT , though maybe not exactly what you are doing. Have a look at www.yorubaland.org . like i said it is still in development and about half of the elements are in it now.
Webmasters › Re: 1st Joomla! Day In Nigeria by emonkey(m): 9:03pm On Dec 10, 2007
Ok pls also remind me of that if you can. I get awfully lost in work smiley . MY phone is 08085007469 or email me mail@websesame.co.uk
I work in codeigniter and cakephp though, not zend.
Webmasters › Re: How Do I Get Web Design Jobs? by emonkey(m): 5:49pm On Dec 10, 2007
I stay in London but I am getting a good deal of Nigerian clients and I am still looking for more.
Please contact me through my web site www.websesame.com or email me mail@websesame.com (Call 08085007469) .
I work in PHP and I am a Joomla/Drupal/Wordpress/Mediawiki/PHPBB expert - front end and back.
I offer both development and hosting. Thanks
Webmasters › Re: Good Web Design Services in Nigeria? by emonkey(m): 5:39pm On Dec 10, 2007
Give us a shot. www.websesame.com . We do development and hosting.
Webmasters › Re: 1st Joomla! Day In Nigeria by emonkey(m): 5:32pm On Dec 10, 2007
Great stuff . I'm a Joomla expert in Lagos for a brief while from London. Please give me a shout to remind me . MY phone is 08085007469 or email me mail@websesame.co.uk
Best
Tim
Web Market › Re: Web Hosting Companies in Nigeria by emonkey(m): 5:26pm On Dec 10, 2007
Our company is named www.websesame.com. We are a UK based hosting/development firm but for our services we give option of paying in Naira into our Nigeria account. No credit card problems.

We are not CHEAP because we have 99.99% uptime and we don't work with unreliable power supply (buy cheap get nothing ?) . However we are competitive and our motto is "UK based hosting at local prices " . In fact we have a lot of Nigerian clients hosting with us because o the unpredictability of local services. Anyone looking for top quality service can email us at mail@websesame.com or call our rep Tim at 08085007469

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