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Religion / Re: What The Lockdown Taught Us About Religion by emonkey(m): 8:01am On May 03, 2020 |
odinson1: If you believe God does not exist, what are you doing in this Religion forum? |
Religion / What The Lockdown Taught Us About Religion by emonkey(m): 6:45am On May 03, 2020 |
1. You don’t need your pastor to survive 2. Your pastor needs you to survive 3. God will not kill you if you miss church. 4. You can talk to God in your house 5. God will not kill you if you do not give church offering every Sunday 6. God will not kill you and destroy everything you have if you do not give your tithe 7. Your pastor cannot heal every disease 8. Vigils do not benefit anyone, and especially not your neighbors who just want to sleep 9. You can be more mentally productive with a whole month of good night rest rather than a whole month of vigils 10. God does not care about your denomination, He can reach you at home 11. God does not care about your religion. When push becomes shove you find that you don’t care either. 12. Social distancing and religion distancing profits the body and spirit 6 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Lagos Confirms 4 COVID-19 Deaths by emonkey(m): 6:57pm On May 02, 2020 |
Orubebe01: Because COVID is big business for Nigeria government. They are using it to beg for money from all over the world. . Saraa ntori oloun |
Politics / Re: Will Governor Makinde Avert The “Impeachment” Of His Deputy, Rauf Aderemi? by emonkey(m): 3:49pm On May 02, 2020 |
RichDad1: Awon were! Today is 2nd, and they have already manufactured tomorrow's COVID case result, maybe because they will not work tomorrow. Which day is 3st May? This country don craze complete. They can predict COVID cases for next day, next week, next year even. www.nairaland.com/attachments/11462269_90bcb49da50e42c68eeceed4539baee2_jpeg_jpeg4cb3238e420ce14b86f8461aa7c3a251 1 Like |
Health / Re: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by emonkey(m): 10:11am On May 02, 2020 |
TruthSpeaker: You are writing from a country with 25 deaths and foretelling massive death for Nigeria. You should be ashamed of yourself. God will put your wish to shame. And since February, how many has COVID killed in Lagos where it began? How many has it killed in FCT where it appeared shortly after? So what is the basis of your foolish projection, other than it has now reached the grassroots but yet to kill in thousands as you wish would happen? Where were you when we were fighting and overcame Ebola ? Where were you when we were fighting Lassa Fever? Where have you been while we were fighting Malaria Fever for centuries? You have a very wicked mind and God will not permit your "I saw it coming" to happen. Enjoy your misery all by yourself , and if you desperately wish more deaths in Nigeria, then pray for your loved ones to be contributed to the toll. That is being realistic. |
Health / Re: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by emonkey(m): 7:04am On May 02, 2020 |
TruthSpeaker: Oga,you are not any realist, you are just scared. In Europe there are countries with low death rates - Norway is an example. So, the misfortune of Italy, Spain,,France, UK does not necessarily translate to same for Nigeria. And be wise to understand that more cases are being declared because more tests are being carried out in those countries. And more tests are being carried out mostly on suspected cases, they don’t drag people from the street to forcefully test them. More people are not being tested in Nigeria because not many people are declaring symptoms. And if we are not yet dying in thousands should we not be thankful for that instead of waiting for that tragedy to come ? Get a grip of yourself and start thinking like a normal human being with a desire to enjoy life as it comes , rather than expecting death to come knocking at your door next morning. And what has the blood of Jesus got to do with all the negative faith you have previously declared? You are a truly amazing “somebody”. |
Health / Re: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by emonkey(m): 10:46pm On May 01, 2020 |
TruthSpeaker: And how many people has COVID killed in Nigeria since you have become realistic? You think people will die in such huge number as even in Europe and we the entire world will not know? Currently COVID deaths are generally on the decline all over the world and may just become maximum of 10 in every country by end of June. It may certainly return in winter but I am an optimist. Better for you to be optimistic too because I have no idea what you hope to gain from being a pessimist other than you love seeing people die in large numbers. That means you are a sadist not that you are realistic |
Health / Re: Lagos Confirms One COVID-19 Death by emonkey(m): 8:32pm On May 01, 2020 |
TruthSpeaker:. Why are you comparing Nigeria with America and not with other countries with low death rates? You want many of us to die?? That is very bad of you. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Prayers For Healing And Revived Health by emonkey(m): 10:13am On Apr 26, 2020 |
Say amen |
Religion / Prayers For Healing And Revived Health by emonkey(m): 4:14pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Father, I know and I believe that sickness does not come from you. I know and I believe also that you are the giver of health and of healing. Therefore, with. faith in my heart I have come to you today, knowing that you are not only able to give me healing but also able to give me perfect health. Father I cry out to you , remove from me,whatever evil weed that the evil sower has planted in my body. Save me father, heal me completely and give me that perfect health that only you can give, in Jesus name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVddd4zJDnk Download MP3 from https://drive.google.com/open?id=1u3ttmj9UEpKRMUBuUxUe_IZ-u7CoZ9-k |
Religion / Prayers For Restoration by emonkey(m): 5:00pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Lord, today again I pray that you look upon me with new mercy. I have lost so much either due to my carelessness or to the activities of destructive forces around my life. I acknowledge my huge losses and I call upon you for the grace to step out and away from a conquered life and into the life of a conqueror. Thank you Lord Jesus for the grace and gift of restoration. Amen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCY1q0EUC2A Download MP3 https://drive.google.com/open?id=18i9otbt4V9pAupvfNNxN1kjDoQrdb072 |
Politics / Re: ECOWAS Appoints Buhari As COVID-19 Response Coordinator by emonkey(m): 4:50pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
West Africa is DOOMED! 2 Likes |
Religion / Prayers For A New Beginning by emonkey(m): 4:47pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Lord, I come to you today, to ask for a new beginning to my life. I am tired of the situations of my life. I have come to ask for a new beginning away from my failures and frustrations. Help me God, in Jesue, name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggts_oNdQWA Download MP3 https://drive.google.com/open?id=1-EjVLexIbDgH0KabnZzGgzhgpsjztUdR |
Health / Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by emonkey(m): 8:22pm On Apr 15, 2020 |
Not a problem. If I don’t cut my hair after 2 weeks maximum I am never myself again. |
Politics / Re: Only Buhari Can Determine Extension Of Lockdown In Lagos, FCT – FG by emonkey(m): 8:28pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
dre11: If dem born am well let him extend Lagos lockdown. That is where Nigeria Spring will begin. Foolish president |
Politics / Re: The Official Peugeot 504 Of Olusegun Obasanjo In 1979 As Head Of State (Photo) by emonkey(m): 8:08am On Apr 07, 2020 |
It can’t be true. Even his predecessor Murtala Mohammed was assassinated in a Mercedes |
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 8 New Cases In Nigeria. 97 Confirmed Cases Now by emonkey(m): 8:40am On Mar 29, 2020 |
lawalosky: I pray along with you. But it survived in Iran and Saudi Arabia though and their weather is even hotter than our own |
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Obasanjo Donates Former Hilltop Residence For Isolation Centre by emonkey(m): 10:28pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
NwaNimo1: Wey your own? |
Health / Re: Akin Abayomi: Lagos Coronavirus Cases May Rise To 39,000 by emonkey(m): 9:06pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
Seun: I constantly say it when I go outside that if any virus can survive this heat, it is indestructible. Let us pray that we get this thing under control before the rainy season becomes advanced. On the other hand more rain means cleaner air, naturally disinfected.God help us all. |
Health / Re: Akin Abayomi: Lagos Coronavirus Cases May Rise To 39,000 by emonkey(m): 9:00pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
isthatso: Yes I am an idiot. When you have at least one member of your family included in your own estimate I will applaud your brilliance. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Five New Cases Of Coronavirus Infection In Nigeria; Total Now 70 by emonkey(m): 8:57pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
chozzy: How many in your own family? 1 Like |
Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by emonkey(m): 8:55pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
sirgigs: There are no more flights to US so there's nothing you can do except pray that situation is under control by end of April. In fact America knows that it is important to bring things back to normal in as short a time as possible else the economy will not be able to recover for at least 5 years. If you are a believer, pray for America. |
Health / Re: Akin Abayomi: Lagos Coronavirus Cases May Rise To 39,000 by emonkey(m): 8:48pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
isthatso: Go and contribute all your family members to the cases nah. So that them go plenty well well . Abi whose family do you want them to use for your entertainment? 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Akin Abayomi: Lagos Coronavirus Cases May Rise To 39,000 by emonkey(m): 8:42pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
AroleOduduwa2: Does anyone have it in your own family? If not where do you want them to go and find the "real figures". From somebody else's family? You educated Nigerians are amazing. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Confirms Five New Cases, Total Now 51 by emonkey(m): 6:52am On Mar 26, 2020 |
Kekekenny: Is there anyone in your own family with COVID-19 ? If so do us a favor and report them to health authorities . Otherwise where are you cooking up your own figures from? Or you mean to say you wish there are thousands already infected in Nigeria and will happily for you die soon? These my Naija people are so terrible . |
Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by emonkey(m): 7:07pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
omowaleola: Remember that last week US Govt instructed all citizens and permanent residents worldwide to immediately return to US otherwise be ready to stay outside indefinitely. This is a warning that a total lockdown may be imminent in the very near future because they are expecting situation in the US to get worse. I don’t really want to send my 60+ years old to US at this time because they are the most vulnerable. |
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Winners Chapel Reacts To Criticism Of Service Held On Sunday 22nd by emonkey(m): 7:01pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
Kingosytex:. They have no point. MFM instructed pastors not to open church door but to pass instructions to people who come and to send them back home with prayer points. Winners chapel just decided to be defiant. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by emonkey(m): 5:40pm On Mar 23, 2020 |
omowaleola: No update o, still negative. I am sure they mean well. Giving you visa at this time will just cause you more wahala. With this coronavirus problem, will it be safe enough to golive in US within 6 months? Yet you must use the visa within 6 months otherwise you have lost your Green Card. We can wait. Right now Nigeria still appears safer. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: US Consulate In Nigeria Cancels All Visa Applications by emonkey(m): 8:05pm On Mar 18, 2020 |
martyns303: Wrong information. The US Consulate has given notice of this since last week. It has nothing to do with Nigeria’s action 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by emonkey(m): 10:33pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
zichien: The passport check on ustraveldoc site reports that there is no information on the passport. We will call tomorrow to check. I don’t think my aunt is afraid of a global lockdown. At this time Nigeria is one of the safest place to be in the world. Thanks |
Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by emonkey(m): 2:33pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
This is from the application form at ustraveldocs web site. Immigrant visa applicants will be notified when ready for collection.
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Travel / Re: At The NVC Processing Stage Of The U. S Family Based Preference Category. by emonkey(m): 8:12am On Mar 16, 2020 |
I also think it should be the responsibility of DHL to alert you that you have your documents with them for collection. I am only using my common sense though . Nothing is going normally any more |
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