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Family / Re: Every Woman Needs A Husband Like This (photo) by emonkey(m): 4:11pm On Jan 14, 2023 |
Women so much like to say "let's move on" as if the man is just an object with no feelings. If it was the man who did what she did, she will never forget, and she will never move on. The man will need to watch his back for life. Fear woman . |
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by emonkey(m): 2:52pm On Jan 13, 2023 |
How are you even sure the baby is yours? Have you done DNA? On top of that you want to "carry suffer dey look am" every day for the rest of your life |
Programming / Re: Confused Between Node Js And PHP by emonkey(m): 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
Thermodynamics:PHP is dead? You are a comedian Bro . |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 2:44pm On Jan 08, 2023 |
InvertedHammer: Will a murderer go to heaven because it was his body that sinned, and his spirit is innocent? Will a prostitute go to heaven because it was her body that sinned and not her spirit? Will an armed robber go to heaven because it was his hand that used gun to kill and rob people and not his spirit? Will gay people go to heaven because it was their body and not their spirit that is gay? Does what the body do not reflect what the spirit directs it to do? Please confuse me a bit more. |
Food / Re: 15k Well Spent(photo) by emonkey(m): 7:59pm On Jan 07, 2023 |
Instead of asking where he bought them, you people are abusing him. Na so some people go miss heaven or even a great miracle. Because of your unbelief |
Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area by emonkey(m): 10:09pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
Ogamysamo: He is looking for DUSTBIN of the nation . the question nobody has yet asked him is what food is on the plate he buys for N300. It could be garri and kulikuli as much as we know. |
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Gold's Second Marriage Crashes Less Than A Year After Their Wedding by emonkey(m): 9:58pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
Has the price of fuel fallen ? |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 1:01am On Jan 02, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:There you go again. You know everything. You even know where my Christian journey is headed because God has appointed you to supervise how everyone understands the scriptures. I am sorry for you. Please go and sleep. I am not yet ready for people like you so early in the new year. 13 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 12:29am On Jan 02, 2023 |
It sounds like the kind of argument I used to put forward when I still regularly smoked cigarettes and drank beer. I have a clean heart towards everyone I will say. It is my clean heart that will qualify me for heaven. Show me where it is written in the bible that we must not smoke. I was a very smart debater. 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 12:04am On Jan 02, 2023 |
samuel051: Is a prostitute's body going to heaven or soul? Is the soul committing immorality or just the flesh? I need answers. 11 Likes |
Crime / Re: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by emonkey(m): 11:33pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Candidlady: Why kill the husband ? Killing the woman... |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 7:17pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:Yes, you are the only one who knows the way to[b] the real heaven[/b]. I quite understand that. You have done well so far. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 7:10pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: You have come very well dressed for your meaningless argument. A habitual troll and religious bigot. happy new year to you sir/ma. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 7:01pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:There isn't any to be had. So what is the point of your foregoing mental gymnastics? Just to show everyone that you have no idea what you are talking about? 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 6:54pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:You have a problem. Answer Yes or No? 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 6:51pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: So, what do you say? Do tattooists go to Heaven? Answer Yes or No. Simple...and go eat your new year day dinner. No acrobatics. 10 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 6:39pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:My question was for practicing Christians and not woke debaters by the way. 17 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 6:26pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:Yes o. why do we then even bother to read Old Testament at all because it belongs to Israel? In fact why bother to read bible at all because all of it contains reference to Israel and not to Nigeria or even America? Bros you get brain no be small. Clap for yourself. 29 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 5:51pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Is Israel the same place as Heaven? 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 5:39pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Your comment is running tangent to the question. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Will You Go To Heaven With Tattoo ? by emonkey(m): 5:29pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Tattoo looks like an undeniable sign of worldliness and not paying heed to God's words. The bible says in Leviticus 19:28, "You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord." What do you say? Don't insult me I am only showing you Bible. 10 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Smokes Weed? by emonkey(m): 10:14pm On Dec 31, 2022 |
How you sef take find such a woman I suspect you. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo And Wife, Jumobi, Celebrate 22nd Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by emonkey(m): 3:50pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
Juanmike: Haba! No be everyone go be like your own parents na. |
Romance / Re: Marry Me! I Will Bring Half Of The Cost Of The Wedding, She Just Told Me by emonkey(m): 5:19pm On Dec 25, 2022 |
That will be one of the stories she will tell you in future. How you couldn't even afford to pay for the wedding, and she was the one that bailed you out of your shame. After Devil fear woman 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: "Lagos Is For Peter Obi" Banner Removed - Photos by emonkey(m): 8:16pm On Dec 10, 2022 |
They can still put it at night nah and remove it before morning |
Politics / Re: Obidients Hold Wheelbarrow Rally In The North by emonkey(m): 6:47pm On Dec 10, 2022 |
Fadalud Babagod abeg no gree me join poverty party who dey use wheelbarrow do campaign. Thank you sir. Amen |
Family / Re: Couple, Both Aged 100, Married For 79 years, Die Hours Apart (Photos) by emonkey(m): 10:56pm On Dec 07, 2022 |
Nawa o. Is there any good lady here who will marry me so that we can die together? 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Nigeria Issues Travel Advisory To Nigerians Going To US, Europe by emonkey(m): 10:02pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
I don nearly laugh die. Nigeria sef dey issue travel advisory. Odi nma. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi Steps Down As Leader Of US House Democrats by emonkey(m): 12:43am On Nov 18, 2022 |
opamoses1: I was thinking the same. But what is my problem with fake people? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi Steps Down As Leader Of US House Democrats by emonkey(m): 12:33am On Nov 18, 2022 |
Ehn! So you no dey shithole like rest of us. Congrats o. Ope o! We go wash am o . Teaser4: 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nancy Pelosi Steps Down As Leader Of US House Democrats by emonkey(m): 10:59pm On Nov 17, 2022 |
See as I dey laugh you. You think say na one man dey rule as your sh*thole Naija. You dey funny sha. Chop knuckle Teaser4: 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: Twitter: Elon Musk Reacts To Firing Of Employees amid lawsuits by emonkey(m): 5:31pm On Nov 05, 2022 |
What most people who are thinking to go work in US don't know is the "at will" terms of employment which operates in most states. Basically, this means that your employer can terminate your service at any time, without notice and even without reason, unless if this is due to discrimination. You will just get to work one day and find that all your access has been turned off, that's all. If the US employees sue, they know they will just waste their money for nothing. It is the law. Better stay in Naija. At least they will give you notice.
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