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Family / Re: My Mum Bullying My Dad Is Getting Out Of Hand!!! by emonkey(m): 3:22pm On May 28, 2023
When a woman constantly bullies her husband, it is nearly certain that one of then is having an affair. I will not help you to point finger.

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Politics / Re: We Did Not Monitor Labour Party Congresses In South East - INEC by emonkey(m): 2:27am On May 22, 2023
Babamide:
If them start to dey burn INEC offices and kill their officials in the south east now, Una go raise mouth. You did not monitor primaries but you went ahead to publish candidate names and print ballot with the party logo. Criminal organisation

Why should that happen? you appear to have a violent disposition. haba! burn and kill because of what ? shocked

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Politics / Re: Wike And Makinde Visit Asiwaju Tinubu In Defence House,Abuja. by emonkey(m): 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2023
Apus:
Politics without bitterness is all we want.
The polity is already heated.

In America, once the election is past, everyone(Democrats & Republicans) come together to see how to move the nation forward.

Yes o, like on January 6, 2021. SMH grin
Romance / Re: Guy's Reply That Got The Internet Talking (screenshot) by emonkey(m): 3:21pm On Apr 28, 2023
Haynnie:
It is obvious that girls love to be validated for their physical looks. There's this "fine girl" privilege that they believe in. If they are beautiful they deserve the finest things in life including financial gifts. They feel they can get anything they want.

Now take a look at this chat between a girl and this guy. Was his reply apt or did he went extra to write too much or was he fustrated out from his last relationship?

Although I didn't support the part he mentioned "
She listens to cardi b." (Feels like he being a sexist).

What do y'all think about his reply?

E be like say anoder woman done do this man bad something before.
Politics / Re: President-Elect Bola Tinubu Has Arrived Nigeria. by emonkey(m): 5:17am On Apr 25, 2023
BrotherBisola:
😎

No retreat! No surrender.

Since Tinubu is back to Nigeria, he should do the needful.

If Tinubu refuse to return the stolen mandate him and Yakubu Mahmood stole from the good people of Nigeria, then he is inviting Revolution knowingly or unknowingly.

Why is Tinubu trying to Force himself on us who did we offend in this country, is it by force to serve Nigeria

Tinubu, the only advice we Sane Nigerians can give to you is "do the right thing at the right time, so that there will be peace in Nigeria

The title of your book is at the back of the book grin grin grin
Business / Re: Introducing Portland Hotel And Resort: Port Harcourt's Newest 4-star Luxury Dest by emonkey(m): 3:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
A lot of people have no 1dea what 5-star means. I give this one 3-star, and that is being generous. The furnishing is so ordinary and tasteless for example.
Health / Re: Energy Drinks: What Are The Side Effects Of This Drink? by emonkey(m): 2:45pm On Apr 12, 2023
Possible side effects include diabetes, heart attack and psychiatric issues such as panic attacks.
Politics / Re: Daily Loud Reports Tinubu's US Drug Case by emonkey(m): 4:20am On Apr 11, 2023
O LOUD GAN! What desperate Mofos.

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Politics / Re: Obidients, One Of The Most Repulsive Concoctions Encountered - Soyinka by emonkey(m): 4:13pm On Apr 07, 2023
Fake letter. The grammar doesn't belong to Wole Soyinka. I can also not imagine Wole Soyinka referencing Seun Kuti in an article. Beware of dogs.
Politics / Re: Soyinka Challenges Labour Party's Datti To Live Debate On TV by emonkey(m): 4:06pm On Apr 07, 2023
yang:
This is the kind of fake and half baked professors being churned out in Nigeria

An idiot who was silent during and before election when criminals were threatening voters with evil and machetes has suddenly found his speech to defend a drug criminal and a big thief like Thiefiniubui

Going around speaking inaudible grammar thinking it still impresses young people in 2023

Nigeria is hopeless

Ah! This one big pass your mouth abeg... grin
Business / Re: Disturbing Pictures From Nigeria Commercial Bank Halls (photos) by emonkey(m): 5:53pm On Mar 24, 2023
Al photos were taken same place, same banking hall, same camera angle. How does that become " Pictures From Nigeria Commercial Bank Halls" ?
Only one hall here grin
Politics / Re: Presidential Election Tribunal: Peter Obi's 5 Prayers by emonkey(m): 3:58pm On Mar 21, 2023
Only prayers?... the man for add fasting too nah.

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Travel / Re: Lagos State Asks For Blood Donation For Victims Of Train/Bus Accident by emonkey(m): 4:16pm On Mar 09, 2023
renderme:
The Lagos state government, through the SSA to the governor and the Lagos state blood transfusion committee is asking for blood donation at the following sites:

1. Gbagada general hospital

2. Lagos state Accident and Emergency Centre toll gate.

3. General Hospital Lagos Island

4. Folarin Coker Staff Clinic Alausa Ikeja

5. LASUTH

Source:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1633779929111199744


OBIDIENTS right now : Useless government, they don't even have sufficient blood for accident victims in spite of the billions they have stolen. Vote EluPee . Sanwooulu MUST VOMIT BLOOD he has embezzled from Lagos. Ndi oshi government grin
Politics / Re: Dumebi Kachikwu: All Four Major Parties Rigged Presidential Poll by emonkey(m): 5:19am On Mar 09, 2023
loosecanon50:
Paid propagandists on the beat.

“Dumebi Kachikwu, in an interview with FRIDAY OLOKOR, analyses the February 25, 2023, presidential election and believes that all the four major political parties rigged the poll in their strongholds”

Oga nobody needs your belief, show us proof or shut the hell up. Give him few months now he’ll join APC.
Here is your proof

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Politics / Re: Okowa: Aso Rock Chapel Will Be Closed For 4 Years by emonkey(m): 3:24pm On Mar 04, 2023
It will not be closed. Pastor (Mrs) Tinubu will keep it open.

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Politics / Re: Seven States Discontinue Suit Against Tinubu's Electoral Victory by emonkey(m): 2:25pm On Mar 04, 2023
Candycrushy:

Ugly monkey
Yes, the man ugly no be small. Especially when he's crying at press conference. grin
Politics / Re: Seven States Discontinue Suit Against Tinubu's Electoral Victory by emonkey(m): 8:06pm On Mar 03, 2023
This man don begin dey craze small small o. The family should be watching him before he gets worse. undecided

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives Certificate Of Return As President-Elect by emonkey(m): 4:15pm On Mar 01, 2023
Illuminatiship:
Thief who won by rigocracy instead of democracy God punish bulaba and these useless abokis if you insult me Gud punish you too.

God punish you too grin grin
Politics / Re: Elections: Obasanjo Acting Like A Little Child Without Responsibility – Sagay by emonkey(m): 6:02pm On Feb 28, 2023
When he is declared president, go and stop him. Because your candidate loses then nobody else can win? Na small pikin dey worry you. O ya take biscuit. grin

Fut9ure:
Tinubu will never be our president

South west got no reason to claim anymore that they are the most educated...this election open their yansh well.

The four major contestants were from the three major tribe
So it means we the South South are the one to choose the most suitable for Nigeria without biased because they are not our brothers
And we chose choose obi but due to tribalism the South west refused and supported a man who is sick mentally and physically...national anthem was going on he wasn't Aware

If you can't handover your daughter or sister for Marriage to a sick old man with dementia not physically and mentally fit. Some one not aware of his environment but still you want to support same man to head 220 million Nigeria at this point of our critical situation then may you and your family know no peace


If you are emotionally attached to your tribe, religion and political leaning to the point that the truth and justice becomes secondary consideration then your education is useless, your exposure is useless. If you cannot reason beyond petty sentiments. You are liability to man kind

Everyone should retweet and save this so that our future kids will know that at some point in the history of Nigeria we were caught in between the Devil( tinubu, atiku) and redemption( obi)
But the South west spoilt dragged us back because of tribalism

Every sane Nigeria should look at this and read a meaning to it
1) Tinubu political party and administration is ruling but he was unable to win Abuja where them sit down put
2) his own state of origin osun. Even a twelve year old will win thier own state yet he was unable to win

3) all development in lagos is attributed to Tinubu and he is regarded as the father of lagos yet he was unable to win

Nigerians should put on thier conscience and see that tinubu was rejected completely by Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Wins Big At Airport Staff School Enugu - Punch by emonkey(m): 5:08pm On Feb 25, 2023
Why is this that Labour Party is always recording round figures in these looking cooked online results ? grin
Romance / Nwokocha Weds Onwobokiri by emonkey(m): 3:42pm On Feb 22, 2023
This is to announce the joining together in matrimony of our darling daughter Ngozi Nwokocha and her sweetheart throb Emeka Onwobokiri which will DV take place at Tonda Faya Evangelical Ministry, Onitsha on February 30, 2023. Reception by invitation only.
Politics / Re: Writer Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Endorses Peter Obi (video). by emonkey(m): 10:23pm On Feb 17, 2023
Penguin2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1gMzJiDvqc

Veteran writer, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, has endorsed Peter Obi.

With her global influence, you can imagine what this means for the candidacy of Peter Obi.

Nlfpmod
Mynd44

Global influence? Continue to deceive yourselves . She probably doesn't even have PVC to add one vote by herself to Obi , Global influence ko, body odor ni.

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Politics / Re: Stop The Joke About Interim Government, Elections Will Hold by emonkey(m): 7:35pm On Feb 17, 2023
Cosmatikka:
There won't be any interim government. Peter Gregory Obi will win his election on 25th February and Sworn in on May 29th. Nothing will stop it as God almighty has already ordained it

You mean Gringory go win the election. So he no go be houseboy for Chief Zebrudaya again. Clarus self will go Aso Rock?
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Death Toll Crosses 5,000 In Turkey- Syria Earthquake by emonkey(m): 3:28pm On Feb 07, 2023
God1000:
This is heartbreaking, I don't just understand why people still live in disaster prone areas

May God have mercy on us

Exactly! Why do people still live in Nigeria, a perpetual disaster area ?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Need Cash Now – Osinbajo Speaks On Naira Scarcity by emonkey(m): 4:22am On Feb 04, 2023
Corrinthians:


https://dailypost.ng/2023/02/03/nigerians-need-cash-now-osinbajo-laments-naira-scarcity/

Why is this one always talking as if he is not a part of the government. we know they are saving you somewhere to lead interim government. You and Buhari think we don't have sense?
Travel / Re: Your US emigration Story by emonkey(m): 4:54pm On Feb 02, 2023
Waiting...
Travel / Your US emigration Story by emonkey(m): 4:07pm On Feb 01, 2023
Please help me out.
1. What were your biggest hopes when emigrating to US'?
2. How easy was it for you to settle in?
3. How easy was it for you to get a job?
4. What environmental factors (e.g racism)worked greatest against your dream?
5. How well did you interact with our African-American brothers and sisters , and how much did they assist you pursue your dream?
6.If your best friend is just about to start his/her own "japa"" journey to US, would you advise to do it or stay at home in his/her country?
Thank you.
Politics / Re: Don’t Let Them Lie To You About Change Of Currency, Tinubu Blows Hot (Video) by emonkey(m): 3:56pm On Feb 01, 2023
I don't think this man is mentally okay anymore. Who are the "they" ?
Health / Re: I Woke Up This Morning To See This On My Skin:photo Attached by emonkey(m): 12:28am On Jan 24, 2023
AndroidAI:
This was how my neighbour died sad

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Religion / Should Pastors Use Bulletproof Vehicles ? by emonkey(m): 5:17pm On Jan 22, 2023
Should men and women of God use bullet proof vehicles? Should they have armed security guards.
We are constantly told that God will protect us from all evil. Should preachers be compelled by law to demonstrate the same faith they ask us to have?
Career / Re: Nairaland Civil Engineers Come In Here Please by emonkey(m): 1:20am On Jan 22, 2023
Can you read plans? Does your crew have some foremen? Do you have a surveyor? Do you know about basic quality control? Do you know basic site administration?
If NO to above, you will beep up.

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