₦airaland Forum

sparkleRed:
#Oh yeah! U know what to do with the fat butt wiggle wiggle wiggle#singing

But how come we can see no butt?

Why cook when you already have ready-made food in between your legs

Both of you are immature. You probably didn't give him your number because he didn't pull up in a Rolls Royce phantom.

He paid for everyone in the taxi to prove to you he ain't broke like you thought

kelvyn7:
omo, na doctor ooo

ma doctor friends dey change girls like wrapper

Girls literally beg them to carry their babies

We always want our artists to go global and work with internationally acclaimed musicians but when this happens we will never be patient with them to climb the ladder gradually and hit international fame.

Take a look at d'banj, he got signed by GOOD music and was making a gradual progress in the Western market but our brothers here were criticising him of being an ordinary back up artist to Kanye West...how does one teleport to the top if not with slow growth?!

We need patience

maybe i'll start going to church

tolustx:
did u say begin? Seriously? The countdown began a week ago. From 28days. So instead of begin, u can do well to say 'continue'.


Cheers

Yeah noted

StevDesmond:
Reporting from Akwa Ibom orientation camp...
very clean and nice environment much thanks to d state coordinate who always lay emphasises on cleanliness
soldiers are too funny and very friendly though can b annoyin somtimes
meals are very ok(better than what U can get in mami market)
lively camp officials




parade parade parade parade (too boring for my liking)

Thanks for the update. You will do well to update more in the thread for akwa ibom corpers so the stream 2 corpers can have an insight. Was ID card emphasised before you gained access into the camp?

tolustx:
Good morning people!
It's countdown time for stream 2 peeps. https://andrewhillman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/2.jpgThat ^^^ is the Big day for us.

Countdown...
It's just 21 days to camp!!! https://www.frogfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Frog-Fitness-21-Days.jpg

Brace urself for A15 Party!

Let the countdown begin

fergieboy:
I dont even allow my girl to pass the night.. cox I will be so weak in the morning.. my girl Is an addict

I thought I'm the only one that gets weak in the morning. My entire morning will be wasted

She will be banging another dude whenever she's extremely hornny

Lamispaco:
is that all you wanna say or you still have more.

Learn to ignore when you realize it's a goat

I don't think this phone is in the market. It is made on demand

This guy really wants to flex camp and his service year that's the reason for this long epistle. Oga NYSC is not your only source of enjoyment

Who knew?? Death is certain, it's time uncertain

Holy shiit

Since you love chest beating - I will put you lot where you belong. Unlike you lot the average Yoruba knows where home is (save for a few) and they're into dragging things with other people. The achieve greatness and let folks bestow things on them, based on their achievements - like the two Yorubas in the House of Lords, who were knighted without the need to contest for anything.

Let me shut you up with what I posted to another reta.rd from the same region yesterday:

When did Helen Grant become Igbo? She never knew who her father was, hence she bears he mother's maiden name. Ditto Chi Onwurah who never grew up with her father. Two dead-beat fathers shouldn't be a thing of pride (Helen Grant is not even Igbo). Regardless, at least the Yoruba ones are 100% black with both parents in their lives - but you had to pick three mixed race folks (one is not Igbo), just to massage ya non-existent ego. Claiming Helen Grant is like claiming Steven Woolfe of the UKIP party in the European Parliament - he's half-Nigerian as well.

Heck, even Ghana has more full Ghanaian (100% black) black MPs in the House of Commons than the mixed race folks you're crying everywhere about. And if Adam Afriyie, who's mixed is added to the list - then they should have one extra. grin

That said, let's check the names of Nigerians in the House of Lords [no common(ers)] who represent British nobility/royalty - the knighted ones.

- Baron Victor Adebowale.
- Baroness Lola Young.

They're both 100% black, with Yoruba parents. And they both align with everything black and African in the UK. Baroness Lola Young is always speaking about the black experience in the UK, championing causes to help the Afro-Caribbean society and she's the president of many black NGOs. Ditto Baron Victor Adebowale who's so proud of his blackness that he wears dreadlocks and works with disadvantaged black youths in the disadvantaged areas in the UK. Can you see difference now?

You will never see Yorubas blowing their own trumpet about these two, unlike you lot and the mods who have an agenda. Yorubas run the UK.

Cry me a river

nuted:
Stream 1 corp members, pls kindly share the pix of the camp .

yes o! They totally need to do this

Kennycyphers:
Super Lion,... welcome to AKS (Land of Promise).

Thanks bro

Lots of men hardly get attracted to such girls, except they supplemented the small boobbs with big asss

I will be trekking from Festac, Lagos Nigeria to West London, England to congratulate Chelsea fc (The pride of London) on clinching the English Premier League title. If you are interested join me at Festac town tomorrow by 6am let's take off!

She wants you to last longer. First round are not normally long so by releasing that spermm you have overcome the short first round

What am I supposed to do with this piece of shitt??

The women benefit the more because they contribute little or nothing while the man uses all his energy. The least she can do is say 'thank you' after the sex

divalindiway:
Enugu-uyo 1650. the park is behind nr.biggs okpara ave.
U guys are welcome to AKS. as som1 has already said dont expect much in terns of social activities in camp. This is SAED headquarters so u will hear SAED SAED most times in camp.
As for ur posting leave it in God's hand. Almost all villages in Akwa ibom hv nice abd neat lodges. So u hv nothing to worry abt..
Just like we say in my PPA 'follow who know road'
Special hala to all Lions n lionesses in d house.

Guess you graduated from UNN. Nice to meet one of our own here. I'm in stream 2 though

I don't see boobs nor pusssy so why do you say its nakedd?

Lol
Its been for niggas

Nneka123:
OK. Carry your ugly self out of my mentions.

You're way more uglier than he is

Obviously her ex was a marksman/striker in bed, he has taken her to cloud 9 and beyond so she can never completely erase him from her thoughts

Solution;
Get a mixture of agbo, a tablet of vega100/tramadol, eat water melon, and add with a sachet of burantashi. After using these on her she will keep screaming your name even when she's talking to her pastor