jamariwolf2:
Give me all that weed and till ma last day on earth, imma be forever happy.

Kingsley10000:
WHERE MY VASELINE,THIS BAE LAPS FRESH

Shobizz:

my naija pipu eheeeen, me think say na 2go ring make we fight LOL

MrRichmond:


it WILL SMELL!

NENigeria:
Being in a healthy relationship is a great thing. If you are a guy and is not in a relationship then here are five reasons why you could be single and how to get your game up.

1 You are not taking action

If you are a guy of dating age and you are still single today then one of the reasons could be that you are not taking action. All you do is sit around, feel sorry for yourself and simply dream of how much better your life would be if you had a girlfriend. But note, sitting, dreaming and wishing would amount to nothing except if you take the action steps that are necessary to get you in a relationship.

If there is a girl you like then you need to ask her. Chat or PM her if she is on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Nairaland and if she says “YES” or gives green light then get her mobile number, call, text and schedule a date. This is necessary and there is no way around it, therefore, take action now and get your dream lady.

2 Your looks

The second reason why you are still single is that of your looks. By your looks here, I’m not referring to your genetic makeup like your height and skin color. I’m referring to two things which you have absolute control over. The two are your looks and style. Fitness has today becomes so mainstream that if you are not lifting weights then you are going to step below all the other guys who are in the gym putting in work so they look great. The benefits of being physically fit is far above physical looks but it has great impacts on your health and mental wellbeing as such, you should take it seriously even if it’s not getting a lady.

Aside from physical fitness, your style also has a great role to play in relation to how to get a lady. You definitely have to appear neat, have a clean haircut with a clean beard cut (if you are the type that likes bears). Have your clothes properly washed and ironed and wear friendly cologne. The good thing about looking great is that it also boosts your general self-confidence.

3 You have no option

Some guys have the tendency of having themselves hooked around one girl even when the girl is not showing any signs of wanting to date them. They go on fantasying their lives with this virtual girlfriend with the hope that she would turn around and date them in reality and when that doesn’t come to fruition, they get demoralized and write themselves off. They refer themselves and build a resistant wall between them and other cute and attractive ladies around. If you are one of such then let that girl go off your mind and go for another cute lady around.

4 No mission
Girls are naturally going to be attracted to guys who are passionately pursuing something in their lives. For example, I’m passionate about technology and the society. I have people who are passionate about music; others are passionate about education and many more. These are the kind of guys girls want to date and not just a guy living a random life around every day. Ask yourself, what are you super passionate about? If you don’t find something you are super passionate about and wish to be known for then I challenge you to pick something and just go all-in on it. Don’t forget to share in the comment below.

5 Limiting beliefs

To wrap it all for today, I want you to know that your belief system controls what happens in your life. All that I have mentioned above would not work if you do not believe and act upon it. Do not come up with excuses like I don’t have money, I don’t have a car; I’m not from here or there. Do not disqualify yourself from getting your dream girl and any other good thing in life.

What else do you think is necessary to get a cute girl? comment and share

Source: http://youngnaija.com/5-reasons-still-single-guy/

DrinkLimca:
Boobs that could not save her marriage..
She left her marriage because the dick of her ex boyfriend was too sweet and the dick is taller than ubi frankly..

unfortunately for her, no man wants to marry a lady that craves for big dick while married.

bughead:
using drug money to bribe pastor and going back to make testimony that God bless you!


we are watching!

hope you know what happened to the former escoba of *Mexico*?

NwaChibuzor13:
With all those children, I don't think the wife p***y will be tight and have good grip again. If I were Sam, I will just go and marry another wife. I have a friend whose wife had all their kids through caesarean . I called him one side and told him its his advantage because the toto will still be intact. This month they will celebrate their 7 yr anniversary. A tight p***y is the bedrock of a good relationship.

owomida1:
This is why I don't swim.

Babes and guys with gonorrhea will jump into the pool, others will pee, some will mess, body odoured guys and girls will wash their underarms and under-thighs inside, people with scabies, measles, fugal infection of sorts will swim.

And some will still somehow drink the water.

God is great!

MaryBenn:
Sometimes I wish as a lady I was good with Nigerian politics but then it gets confusing by the day....

agongajoseph:
Her English tho, our educational system is so bad not only in the north....I shall lies in her story.

86bee:
n wt if she dies in d process? u will still remember ur mothers quote. my friend use ur head. wt is wrong is wrong. he shld try it wth his fellow men.

UbanmeUdie:




Kai see mumu o!


She should also look for who will suture her vagina orifice with a thin layer of skin from her thighs or butt to restore her virginity.


Stupid overzealous newly born again without sense nor understanding of what the newness of life in Christ is.

Hmmmm.......it seems one of those deeper life or chosen members had condemned her to hell for the tattoo, prompting her senseless show of repentance.

triple996:
Even if I smoke marijuana I can't have any of this hairstyle

Spaxon:
Oga mind ur business

Tyrabarbara:
beautiful girl. guys, she is not legal yet, none of you should ask her out or try to brainwash her. baby girl, wisen up, these boiz are fvck boiz, they just wanna taste your coochie and leave you. concentrate on your studies. i know you will cedis like ghana's currency, obey.

NwaAmaikpe:


Naija girls be like;


"If I knew I would have sold mine too;
But I lost it to Mubashiru the Welder".

UbanmeUdie:




I weep for this young man.


His aged full time witchcraft practicing grandmother has finally seized the occasion to wash off his destiny.


Na kwilikwili factory him go end up for kano!


This world is wicked and everybody is a suspect. Don't be fooled and don't be a fool.

BankeSmalls:
I was thinking it's only people travelling to Ondo, Oshun and Oyo that gets prayed for so that their skulls will be protected

Beckino:
Abeg how many packs? My phone too small.

optional1:

they go pay their tithe

Samusu:
Hmmm, Sai ahankali