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Travel / Re: Why Is There A Passport Booklet Scarcity? by emperordelis(m): 7:29am On Apr 17, 2021
Try port Harcourt,I got mine last week..I know someone that started the process last week too and by Friday,he had gotten his passport..

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Sports / Re: Former EPL Referee, Howard Webb Marries German Female Referee, Steinhaus by emperordelis(m): 7:55am On Apr 14, 2021
Chelsea fans will never wish this man well ,Man utd'd 12th player on the pitch back then grin grin angry

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Travel / Re: LCC Rescues Hit And Run Victim At Jakande, Foots Hospital Bill by emperordelis(m): 7:29am On Apr 14, 2021
Hit and run is bad,it's inhuman in every aspect but then,people have had bad experiences..
I know a friend that almost got mobbed because he'd stop to attend to someone he accidentally hit..The mob won't have any of it,all they wanted to do at that moment was to steal from him,his car and eventually beat him up..

Secondly,hospitals are not helping too..You rush an accident victim to a hospital,dem go wan use question kill you.Even as a good Samaritan,to help out can be a very big problem and some times disastrous...

Thirdly,you wey dey cross road,dey use your head abeg..If you drive in this country,you just have to agree with me that some people are just temptations walking and looking for who to put in trouble,how you go dey cross road come dey catwalk,dey press phone, for some,that's when they want to show their women that they care abi na macho display...It's well

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Sports / Re: Medals Table At The National Sports Festival. by emperordelis(m): 6:54pm On Apr 13, 2021
Surprised to see Borneo had representation!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Did I Do Wrong With My Attitude ? by emperordelis(m): 4:55pm On Apr 13, 2021
You did no wrong bro..

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Sports / Re: This Is For Nigeria – Apollo Crews As He Wins WWE Intercontinental Champion by emperordelis(m): 3:03pm On Apr 13, 2021
Mynd44:
Entertainment outfits now see Nigeria's population so everyone wants a bite of Nigeria's cake.

FYI, WWE is planned and not real so his winning was planned hence they know what they are doing

Bad belle no dey pay..Rejoice with who is rejoicing FFS!!!!

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Religion / Re: Ladies, Beware Of Demon-possessed Guys Out There by emperordelis(m): 9:56am On Apr 11, 2021
Faber:


Are you calling lalasticlala to come and do what. You disgraced yourself here. Because you are the first demon possessed guy we should beware of.

The demon of simping got some firm grip on you. Any opportunity you see is for you to please the ladies.

Be free of the demon of simpleton in the name of Chukwuokikeabiama


Amen!!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid - Essence (official Video) Ft. Tems by emperordelis(m): 1:38pm On Apr 10, 2021
tonididdy:
Them need flog this director... What kinda a weak concept is this for a great song as such.




I was highly disappointed as well,very wacky concept
Crime / Re: 43-Year-Old Man Who Rapes His 9-Year-Old Daughter Arrested (Video) by emperordelis(m): 9:13pm On Apr 09, 2021
sapphiere:
Dear mothers, by no means should you leave your girl child in the custody of a man be it her father.

Not all men are sexual predators.You're always quick to demonize men and it makes me wonder if you had a troubled childhood,maybe one that has to do with sexual abuse as a kid..Instead of always painting men in a bad light,come out of that closet and tell your story
Education / Re: Victor Ola No Ielts To Canada by emperordelis(m): 3:40pm On Mar 31, 2021
Jeremy123:
The no ielts guide by victor ola is still available

Hello,please I will like to know between IELTS and TOEFL,which is cheaper in terms of cost and difficulty
Education / Re: What Is A Good Agency For Securing Admission To London University From Nigeria? by emperordelis(m): 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2021
DBAAMI:
You don't need an agent to secure admission into any UK universities. Go to the school website and apply, submit your degree certificate, transcript, WAEC or IELTS result , statement of purpose/ personal statement , passport and within 2 -4 weeks , your admission offer will be sent to your email.
Some schools give admission offer within 3 days.

Which is cheaper in terms of cost and difficulty,IELTs or TOEFL?
Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by emperordelis(m): 6:37am On Mar 26, 2021
fairheart:

Okay, I will send it.
Thanks a lot.will let you know when I get them.
Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by emperordelis(m): 1:23pm On Mar 25, 2021
fairheart:
IF YOU NEED GRE MATERIALS, QUOTE AND DROP YOUR EMAIL UNDER THIS COMMENT.

Good day fairheart,please I will need GRE materials
francisobidiwe.fo@gmail.com
Sports / Re: Gunmen Attack Ridwan Oyekola After Receiving ₦10 Million Cheque by emperordelis(m): 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2021
Na wa ooo
Culture / Re: Suri Tribeswomen Of Ethiopia Who Wear Large Lip Plate To Determine Worth In Cows by emperordelis(m): 1:40am On Mar 07, 2021
illicit:
How do they talk

They talk in cows

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Sports / Re: Stephanie Onusiriuka Ogechukwu Lacks Sponsorship To Represent Nigeria by emperordelis(m): 10:21am On Feb 20, 2021
Incognito403:
This is serious.

As usual, Ipobians will blame the north and Tinubu for this.

Doesn't she have a state governor?! Doesn't she have a LGA chairman?! Doesn't her state have an agency for sports?! Do they not claim that they have many multimillionaires?!

I won't be surprised if it's Wike that will still sponsor this girl.

Ipodians are ungrateful lots. See how we all rooted for NOI, but in the end they tried to celebrate her as a Igbo woman not Nigerian.

If we sponsor this girl too, they'll end up removing the Nigerian from her and celebrating her as an Igbo girl.

Yet, they're the ones always shouting tribalism. Tribalism kee every Ipodian pig.

Common to sponsor small girl like this, them no fit. If na to burn Lagos, dem go dey flex muscle. Fire burn all evil minded arsonists.


And to think you wasted all this energy and time to type nonsense

Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma And Their Son, Ifeanyi In New Pictures by emperordelis(m): 9:21am On Feb 07, 2021
Chuzoetoh:
na ur mama I dey wait to ask, ewure.

No problem,person wey no get mama.How would I expect you to understand any of this..Anyways, as you no get mama to ask..I go pity you.When you ready,let me know.I go explain better and if the explanation no do you,you fit finally meet my mama and maybe experience what it means to have a mother...Ode Ewure nla

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma And Their Son, Ifeanyi In New Pictures by emperordelis(m): 8:42am On Feb 07, 2021
Many silly comments..Davido don finish her biscuit, she looks unkept..Mehn,so many lame senseless niggas on this forum..Do you know what childbirth does to a woman? If you no know,ask your mama

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Celebrates Batifeori Maximilliano, His Son's 6th Birthday (Photos) by emperordelis(m): 6:22pm On Jan 30, 2021
Jonasigoh:
DNA is needed ooo
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 9:01am On Dec 31, 2020
Coffin:


He who has ears let him hear.
OP this advice might sound very bad to the ear, but trust me it is coming from a place of understanding.

It is almost impossible for a woman to give relationship advice that is neutral or will favour the man. They do it unconsciously with zero bad intentions, because they themselves cannot understand the man's dilema

A fisherman does not learn how to fish from a fish, he asks his fellow fishermen who have their nets full with fish.


Hmmmm,this your last quote..I'm so framing it!!!!!
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 9:00am On Dec 31, 2020
odinson1:


Thats Because women don't really care about men,they are incapable of loyalty, Gratitude and selflessness (except when it comes to their Children)
so They will only give you Advice that will suit their Selfish and hypergamous narrative,in other words, advice that will favour only Your Girlfriend/wife Even at Your own expense

also,don't expect good relationship Advice from your sisters or mother,their first allegiance is to the sisterhood

I'm really taking notes here!!!

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 5:24am On Dec 31, 2020
odinson1:


Dude dont ever take relationships advice from women. E GET WHY

Lols,why na grin grin
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 5:22pm On Dec 30, 2020
I will really love to hear from the ladies too,what's your POV on this??
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2020
Dliquidmetal:
the babe no even rate the guy to must have said that right at his face,he's probably doing everything to please her lol it would definitely end it tears cause when the babes met guy man wey dey dominating and alpha like she go definitely port and dump his simping ass grin

What do this women even need? Dude practically loves her to a fault,even me sef dey advice am to use him head sometimes..I no wan hear say person take sniper
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Addictions You Want To Stop In This 2020? by emperordelis(m): 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2020
Organsmuggler:
Benson switch and Chesterfield wan finish me

Na Chesterfield ooo.Omo 2packs in a day..I don dey reason to do health insurance sef.

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 2:16pm On Dec 30, 2020
falcon01:
urm.. well he gotta be stupid not to know that
1. she's Currently Out of Alpha dicks so she needs an available Beta dick i.e her market no dey move again
2. He doesn't have what it takes to be with her.
4. She Need him for financial assistance and fill that empty hole In her, and when shes done she'll throw him away and run to an alpha Male.
Tell your friend to back the Bleep up that is after Banging the hell out of her he should just disappear.

You feel so abi?
I literally tried to paint this picture to him..My guy is head over heels in love with her.Even planning on proposing to her in the nearest future..

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Romance / What Does It Mean,when A Girl You're In A Relationship With,tells You Were Never by emperordelis(m): 12:34pm On Dec 30, 2020
So few days ago,a friend of mine went out on a date with his supposed girlfriend.After movies they decided to have dinner and in the course of their conversation,she mentioned to him that he isn't really her spec when it comes to the kind of guys she had imagined dating,but she loves him..
Dude came back home and asked me what this particular statement really means and it's implications.Typical.me hate to meddle in people's relationship,I never settle my own finish talkless of to come dey interfere for person own.But it got me thinking though,is it possible to date and love someone that is not your spec?
Is that kind of relationship really true?
Does it mean that when she eventually meets her spec,she might compromise or leave you for that person?

I only had one thing to tell him,she might not even be her spec's spec!!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Addictions You Want To Stop In This 2020? by emperordelis(m): 12:20pm On Dec 30, 2020
Organsmuggler:
smoking
Me too, especially cigarettes..Mehn,I really need to quite Cigarettes cry cry cry

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Shares Lovely Christmas Pictures by emperordelis(m): 7:55pm On Dec 25, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright....

Son...be careful of what you wish for
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son...
The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul
And purgatory for the wallet
I thought he was done then he called me again and said son....
Be careful on the type of woman you chase..always chose those ones with big boobs....you know why son?
Because women with big breast are soft hearted, kind hearted, friendly and they have a heart of gold
But you see those ones with small small breast like oranges...avoid them son because they have a heart of stone and are very stubborn and wicked


Slawormirr������
Celebrities / Re: Rechael Okonkwo (Nkoli Nwa Nsukka) , Shares Christmas Pictures by emperordelis(m): 6:25pm On Dec 25, 2020
BOOOMNAIJA:
LOOKS TOO IGBOTIC FOR MY LIKING...TUEH!


Mumu,you left something here!!!!!

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Business / Re: Nigerian API Startup, Onepipe Secures $950,000 Pre-seed Funding by emperordelis(m): 5:29am On Dec 24, 2020
BigBashiru:
Negros always depending on others.... raising money from New York because you can't govern yourselves - the money could not be gotten from African venture firms because it's a failed race

Why have you chosen to be unfortunate??

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