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TV/Movies / Re: 15 Things You Missed In Far From Home (video) by emperordelis(m): 5:37pm On Dec 28, 2022
Divepen1:


That's because you've not heard of sites like WatchMojo. Dey play...

Lol,watchmojo,it's actually a thing oo..Thought you were kidding grin
TV/Movies / Re: 15 Things You Missed In Far From Home (video) by emperordelis(m): 12:51pm On Dec 28, 2022
Spicycat:


grin grin grin grin
Though it was spiderman far from home until i open the thread. Never heard of this one though undecided

It's a Netflix production series...So much hype around it which I totally understand,but someone sitting down to write 15 things he/she thought people missed from the series is just baffling..

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Celebrities / Re: Bob Marley's Grandson, Joseph Marley, Dies At 31 (Photo) by emperordelis(m): 12:48pm On Dec 28, 2022
HeartlessMan:


Stop blaming innocent cold temperature. Many American asthmatic patients survive annually.

He died as a result of his weakened genes due to his grandfather's excessive marijuana intake which affected some critical genomes over the years.

Same thing will happen to Seun and Femi Kuti's seeds. I always laugh when people say weed has no effect on humans. People engage in all sorts of immorality and expect that it will just vanish. grin Dey play.

Whether Bobrisky and James Brown are acting doesn't matter. Their grandkids will develop homosexual traits because they are both modifying their genes presently to perfect that behaviour in their descendants.

Do a thorough check of your intending partner's background before settling down so you don't get thrown into what you have no idea about.


You cannot cheat nature.

TV/Movies / Re: 15 Things You Missed In Far From Home (video) by emperordelis(m): 12:34pm On Dec 28, 2022
Na like this madness dey start

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Events / Re: Ibeno Community, Upenekang Host Exciting Boat Regatta Festival (Pictures) by emperordelis(m): 6:49am On Dec 28, 2022
Spaxon:
Oh Uyai Akwaibom N'nyin.

Nditor Akwaibom Merry Christmas o....

Aferè Afang ye Afia Eferè anwud idia ooo. grin cheesy.

Merry Christmas Nairalanders.
May you find Happiness and Joy in your homes


IMA mesiere

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Crime / Re: President Buhari Speaks On Murder Of Pregnant Lagos Lawyer, Bolanle by emperordelis(m): 5:40pm On Dec 27, 2022
And that's how this police officer just got himself into some real trouble.....Damn,I pray this serves as a lesson to the others, unfortunately Nigerian police and goats na the same species of stubborn animals
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Dominic Shares Sultry Photos by emperordelis(m): 2:16pm On Dec 27, 2022
Evening newspaper
Religion / Re: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by emperordelis(m): 11:37am On Dec 27, 2022
HoneySwag:


Because the church is no more a place to worship God but a place where most pastors see as avenues to raise capital to establish themselves, guys and ladies see it as hookup centers, dressing to kill/impress, preaching sermons that encourages immortality, etc.

I couldn't have said it any better...The purpose of church going has been defeated and I guess this awakened the mind of most youths,I mean if I can Establish a personal relationship with my creator,follow his words,read the Bible and above all love my neighbor as myself,why do I have to go sit through hours of long sermon knowing at the end of the day,it's just my money they want?

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Attends Au-Ukhua Carnival In Agebebode (Video) by emperordelis(m): 7:16am On Dec 27, 2022
Asgard73:
Ontop senate .. Oshiomole is making all noise grin

As a former governor of Edo state .. is so shamelessly shameful..

Ordinarily.. he’s not suppose to drag senate with his own nuclear people or his senatorial district

The media hype is very very unnecessary .. is foolishness ..
That means he did nothing for his people .. reason for the media hype and noise

Never seen a politician going for National Assembly with heavy propaganda and noise .. like say constituents dey on line

Fvck Oshiomole.. na say he time don pass .. all this ones na gbo gbo.. lamba .. and media paid envelope

If not .. nothing

Guess what? He will still lose
Romance / Re: Stop Inviting Hookup Babes Or Girlfriends To Your House, Here's Why by emperordelis(m): 11:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
BadRadio:
The only person that should know where u live are ladies you don't have sex with.

When u intend to have sexual relationship with anyone, don't let them have ur personal details or home address.

Hookup babes can be dangerous and mean... if u fall-out with them and they have ur home address, u are finished !!!


Girlfriend will always find her way to your house after she has ur address whether u like it or not, and if ur the cheating type, expect her to show up uninvited.

If you have issues with her, and try to stay away from her, she'll always be at ur doorstep to resolve with u.

It's hard to break-up with a woman who knows where u live, u ignore her calls and she'll keep coming to ur house and begging u to take her back., if you refuse, she'll start talking to the people around, like ur flatmates or siblings to talk to u on her behalf.

If she accidentally gets pregnant, she'll just pack her family or the police to your house, that's if u try to deny it.

If you forcefully reject, hurt and abuse her... she could just get some tough thugs to attack u.


Receive sense in Jesus Name cheesy

Bottom line,have 1 bull mastiff and three rottweilers
Religion / Re: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by emperordelis(m): 6:55pm On Dec 26, 2022
Blupen:
You don't know what you are saying "there is no God" wake the hell up bro

If I blow ya eye now,dem go say I wicked

Religion / Re: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by emperordelis(m): 6:54pm On Dec 26, 2022
Akalia:
Exactly, as a believer (not a Christian) and as a free thinker too I am of the strong opinion that you need not church to be close to God or be loved by God.

Exactly!!!!
Religion / Re: Timini Egbuson: Why I Stopped Attending Church by emperordelis(m): 5:37pm On Dec 26, 2022
This is exact where a lot of Nigerian youths stand right now and the numbers keep growing...We admit there's God,but we also want to believe we can find,keep,worship and communicate with him without having to go to any church

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Family / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because He Took His Daughter Out For Christmas by emperordelis(m): 8:48am On Dec 26, 2022
I for believe you,but you're na blogger,you live off attention..For all it's worth,this one fit be another bobo juice.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Yoweri Museveni: Life Cannot Stop Because We Banned Facebook by emperordelis(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2022
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, any Christian that participates in the celebration of Xmas will end up in Hell. The bible commands we Christians to celebrate the death of our lord Jesus (Luke 22:19b; 1 Corinthians 11:23-26) and not his birth. Any Christian celebrating what is contrary to the bible commandment will end up in eternal pain. Do not celebrate Xmas to avoid regrettable consequences. Jesus was mentioned in the Holy Quran but you'll never find any of our Muslim brothers and sister celebrating his birth sad


What exactly is wrong with you bro?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Mourns Friend Killed By Kidnappers Despite Ransom Payment (Photos) by emperordelis(m): 10:55pm On Dec 20, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
No one affiliated with or supported IPOB in one way or the other will know peace

It won't hurt to use your brain sometimes

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky To Go For Another Liposuction (Video) by emperordelis(m): 11:39am On Dec 20, 2022
3 more years from now,these dude will be full of regrets..Wether he likes it or not,his popularity has been on a steady decline,thanks to our dearest gistlover and all the many times Idris has publicly shown how daft he can be
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Won't Go to Prison - Lawyer by emperordelis(m): 5:32am On Dec 20, 2022
Dybala11:

Lee to the mao. I'm seriously reeling in laughter here. grin grin grin grin
Have you seen the first lady too recently?? Even Bubu sef don fresh finish. grin
Gandollar too nko. grin

Naija money sweet,the first lady instantly transformed into a ssbbw

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Politics / Re: Emefiele: We Will Not Succumb To Intimidation, Desperation Of Hirelings - DSS by emperordelis(m): 11:07pm On Dec 19, 2022
Mrfksb1:
Shithole country


God bless Los Angeles

God bless America

I made the happiest decision of leaving that shithole in 2019

I never regret that decision till today. In LA I've got peace and happiness you can ever have as human here on earth

Africa is hell and it will forever be hell.



Your papa,why you no comment this thing for DollarLand,na nairaland you come dey spew rubbish
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Won't Go to Prison - Lawyer by emperordelis(m): 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2022
But abeg,wetin this nigga dey chop like this? Omo,Naija money sweet sha,nigga don get size 66 DD breast ..WTF undecided lipsrsealed undecided undecided

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Sports / Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by emperordelis(m): 6:56pm On Dec 18, 2022
Argentina

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Romance / Re: How Do I Save My Relationship by emperordelis(m): 8:36pm On Dec 17, 2022
If you check well now,the foolish girl get big nyash....Na them dey always wan make man misbehave... OP,let her be,she was never really yours bro and trust me,she's cheating on you

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Crime / Re: Catholic Man Dies In Defense Of Block Rosary Children In Enugu (Photos) by emperordelis(m): 7:57pm On Dec 17, 2022
This was a sad read...Chaii,such a courageous young man...May his soul rest in peace

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Politics / Re: Okowa Signs 2023 Appropriation Bill Of ₦‎571.6 Billion by emperordelis(m): 6:55pm On Dec 16, 2022
Atiku's cash cow....I pity Deltans,they indeed got it very wrong with this red lips b#tchass n#gga

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Politics / Re: Atiku's Supporter, Rhino Owhorkire, Shot In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by emperordelis(m): 11:16am On Dec 15, 2022
Omo,this squad wicked ooo...Them no just wan kill am,na that outh wey him dey use shout atikulated unifier them just target...

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Events / Re: Pictures As Abuja All White Pool Party Holds In Grand Style by emperordelis(m): 6:57am On Dec 14, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
That slim woman in the last picture though

My love for slim women knows no bounds



You know nothing about slim women son

.slim women are the best....just try them and you will give testimony

You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour......talk about thier portability
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe on tight fitted leggings
Talk about thier deepness....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, watery and Slippery

Bob's,you be better craze man grin grin grin grin angry

Business / Re: If You Had Known This Earlier, I Believe You Wouldn't Spend Lavishly by emperordelis(m): 9:45am On Dec 13, 2022
Odebayo4010:
If you see me hustle here and there without Gucci shoes and dresses,, this is exactly what I want to avoid

If you like flex out the life in you when you are young..
If you like spend all you gather for women and clothes...
If you like don't invest now you are still strong and save for the future...

Don't forget this,,old age will surely come when you can't work... Don't soly put your trust and hope on your kids because they may fail most especially when you didn't give them good foundation to stand.

Na person wey stand dey carry another person.


Live while you can,this old age you're preparing for,how sure are you that you'll see it....Don't be a bitter old person, because when old age comes,it also comes with a lot,you might no be able to bang preety kpekuses anymore....My advice,live in moderation

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Politics / Re: Tips On How To Prevent Kidnapping - Police by emperordelis(m): 7:09am On Dec 13, 2022
Tips on how not to be kidnapped by the police nko??
Sports / Re: Video Of Goncalo Ramos Masturbating In His Hotel Room Leaks by emperordelis(m): 1:24am On Dec 13, 2022
Righteousness2:
Not everyone who looks normal is normal..
There are Principalities and Powers in High places that are Fully resident in many people today.

So many are Helpless to these Forces.

It is not what Doctor can cure. Only an Encounter with JESUS Christ will Break and SHATTER the Yoke.

Swear say you never touch your preek before?

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Announces Her Engagement To Ryan Taylor by emperordelis(m): 11:07pm On Dec 12, 2022
jeromestarks:
Is it just me or this girl is destined to cry in the years to come?


I mean,she makes too much noise.

For this reason, I hereby release curse on you DJ Cuppy. This union will cost you more than your life.

Stupid girl.


Omo,people no well for this naira land,wtf is this

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Family / Re: I Just Had My Third Child, Congrats To Me - Photos by emperordelis(m): 1:22pm On Dec 12, 2022
Candidlady:
airforce1 so happy for you... beautiful girl you got there..

sure she looks like her mum

happy you drifted to making babies rather than that music career you were trying to make

iamdbull come see your mentor

You too like problem grin grin grin grin



Properties / Re: I Want To Buy A Land In Abuja But A Friend Is Advising I Wait After Election by emperordelis(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2022
ULiTv:
Is it worth it buying land in Abuja right now or I should wait till after election.

I am facilitating on buying a plot land from the owner here in abuja, but a friend is advicing I should halt till after election...

Your kindly advice is needed please

Buy that land bro,after the election,you might have to pay double of the price for that same piece of land ..All the folks expecting some crisis,have totally forgotten that if it happens now,even the money you have in the bank is as good as useless

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