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Politics / Re: Nigeria Lifts Twitter Ban by emperordelis(m): 9:45pm On Jan 12, 2022
This twitter they want to use for their propaganda is the same twitter that will fuel and see that Thier fall in inevitable....God help my country

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Attack In Buratai Town by emperordelis(m): 10:15am On Jan 11, 2022
dawnomike:
The terrorists are becoming bolder day by day... Happy no soldier was killed.

You must think our soldiers are immortals,trust me more soldiers were probably killed...It's a war and propaganda is part of war too
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin For Married People To Watch Porn? Some Pastors Said No by emperordelis(m): 9:52am On Jan 09, 2022
What if I tell you,it all ends here...Just like goats and dogs and chickens,once our cells stops reproducing and we die,we become meal for the termites and the world keeps going on...

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Religion / Re: Mummy G.O.'s Son: "My Mother Not Bothered About Hellfire Memes On Social Media" by emperordelis(m): 8:15pm On Jan 07, 2022
elonmuskbaby:
poverty has fried a lot of Nigerians brains so even if they're seeing blatant lies and blasphemy they cannot detect or call it out.another Jester envagelist like this Mummy g.o is Oba Solomon aka talokeku, Adekunle adelana

Fried brains indeed..It's appalling to say the least.Normal normal,if I attend this woman's church she must chop 2 by 2
Religion / Re: Mummy G.O.'s Son: "My Mother Not Bothered About Hellfire Memes On Social Media" by emperordelis(m): 8:00pm On Jan 07, 2022
It's time we admit it sha,this woman is a real time retard and those people that wake up every Sunday morning take Thier bath and head to her church,those ones are the real example of the fools the Bible keeps mentioning and to think I see people way above 40 in her church listening to all her nonsense ,na that one dey pain me pass...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In January 2022 (memes) by emperordelis(m): 5:59pm On Jan 05, 2022
Forget to mention the mumu posts that will make FP in January undecided undecided undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Same-Sex Couples Can Now Opt For Surrogacy In Israel by emperordelis(m): 10:43pm On Jan 04, 2022
Righteousness2:
These are of sons and Daughters of Belai in Israel.
The Sons and Daughters of Perdition in Israel.
The Generation of the likes of Jeroboam, Jezebel, Ahab and others who caused the wrath of GOD to Destroy the people

GOD is not a respecter of Persons, these Evil, abominable and Wicked ones will taste the Wrath of GOD.

Gettat!!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: "Send Me A DM", Gov. Yahaya Bello Replies Young Artist Who Drew Him On Instagram by emperordelis(m): 9:22pm On Dec 29, 2021
Biggie2000:
Same person you paid to draw you, is who you're asking to send you a DM. Yahaya is pretending as if they don't know each other.
Yahaya wants to act like a modern and young guy, so we'll elect him as president.
IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Big Joe,is this you? grin
Education / Re: Share Your Secondary School Experience With Bullies by emperordelis(m): 9:29pm On Dec 04, 2021
BarrElChapo:
Uyanne Steven God will still punish you ooo but k' odiba godu.

Lol,please share your story nwanna
Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Traditional Ruler, Wife Others In Katsina by emperordelis(m): 7:42am On Dec 02, 2021
Treasure17:
Out of curiosity, do Nigeria really have a war ship? Just like the way it was been depicted in a series called The Last Ship.

What do you think? Heh undecided
Programming / Re: What's The Easiest Path For Beginners? by emperordelis(m): 3:44pm On Nov 30, 2021
CryptoClub2018:
The programming is path successful people understand that cloud web with orange device communicating towards designs is a web operation. Actually, the phyton program succeed data science and technology of device with front ends coincide back ends. To keep updated, learning product design with clouding and web design developer operation technically in a technologic device will open doors.

Na wetin people no go dey understand I wan dey write now undecided

Politics / Re: Gas Leak In Atlantic Ocean As Offshore Rig Explodes In Bayelsa by emperordelis(m): 7:37am On Nov 05, 2021
My dear Adriatic one...
Celebrities / Re: Reactions As Jay-Z Deletes His Instagram Account Just As He Did 6 Years Ago (Pix by emperordelis(m): 12:01pm On Nov 04, 2021
Righteousness2:
If you think the devil is not Smart , you need help. You need to Wake up!

The devil is a very smart dude whose Expertise is to Use non essential things to Distract and Deceive people.

Knowing the shortness of the time he is pulling every strings , off line and online, all in a bid to Cage Humans and keep them from what is Essential, which is the Salvation of their Soul.


Wetin carry devil enter this talk?

These are the Last times! Beware of the Craftiness of the devil at Player.
Guard your Heart with all Diligence.
Health / Re: Pile (homorrhoids) Is Dealing With Me, Please Help by emperordelis(m): 7:15pm On Oct 26, 2021
Get well soon bro
Crime / Re: Man Caught After Poisoning His Friend's Coca-Cola Drink! (Video) by emperordelis(m): 9:25am On Oct 12, 2021
DubaiLandLord2:
Why will he be asking for forgiveness?

He deserve no forgiveness.

If am his friend, I go first unleash some punches on am wey go surely make am land for Igbobi hospital.

There is nothing anger won't make me do to the motherfucker.

You just wan end person like for no tangible reason

Dam!!!

As a passerby,I promise to help you break his two legs bro

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Release Underway – Ekweremadu Assures by emperordelis(m): 8:42am On Oct 12, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Ekweremadu sha want to befriend Mazi Nnamdi Kanu at all cost after serious beating

The internet indeed never forgets,Omo the man been chop beating that year sha grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye On A Private Jet With Orji Kalu (Video) by emperordelis(m): 10:46pm On Oct 11, 2021
kingsways:
Nigeria's next President is OUK

Nigerians love their football and OUK is Nigeria's best football governor ever. Led a very small club at the time to win CAF champions league back to back and laid the foundation that made the club the greatest in Nigeria and one of the greatest in Africa

Wetin carry football enter this matter?

Foreign Affairs / Re: Shameless Taliban Fighters Play On Amusement Park Rides (Pix) by emperordelis(m): 8:26pm On Oct 11, 2021
So they should not play again because they are terrorists? Shuu,even the devil likes to play ,besides all work and no play can be damaging to one's mind
Crime / Re: Widespread Manhole Cover Theft In Lagos by emperordelis(m): 5:29pm On Oct 11, 2021
lonelydora:


Well, I don't live in Diobu and currently not in PH.

Oh,we probably should go see a movie whenever you're back in town

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Crime / Re: Widespread Manhole Cover Theft In Lagos by emperordelis(m): 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2021
lonelydora:


Do you want to take me out?

I wouldn't mind,so long you don't live around Diobu wink
Crime / Re: Widespread Manhole Cover Theft In Lagos by emperordelis(m): 2:43pm On Oct 11, 2021
lonelydora:
Haa! I have been shouting this since.

Even in Port Harcourt, they have stolen almost all of them. They have stolen those in the newly built Artillery flyover.

All man way covers along Eneka road, Peter Odili road, Slaughter road, etc. have all been stolen. My advice to motorists is to avoid road edges when driving.

Old GRA isn't left out..Seems Lagos is the new target...BTW,how can we both be in PH and you're lonely?
Politics / Re: South-East Crisis: 175 Soldiers, Cops, Others Killed In 72 Attacks by emperordelis(m): 8:16pm On Oct 10, 2021
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Romance / Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by emperordelis(m): 2:06pm On Oct 09, 2021
chatinent:

Ok o.

We will come back to this later.


Okay?


Okay?


You gotta be kidding me.


On the wedding day, you were sleeping with her?

Okay?


If you cancelled the church wedding which was in 2nd October, it meant you did the court marriage two days ago with her.


I thought as much.

Remember the first day after court wedding was October 1st? And second was the wedding you said you cancelled?


The same day you cancelled the wedding? You are begging her to stay?

Not adding up anymore. Well, let's continue.


Ok?

I pray you are not up to forty yet. I just pray because there is a permanent adage waiting for you.


Okay?


30 + 10 = 40. Okay, e no go tey you reach the adage.


Eight months?
She controls you?
She shouts at you?
If you refuse, tell us the truth, she beats you blue and black.

It's okay, my brother.



Hello,
I will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth. But before then, let me recap what you told her when you met intially:

This is what you told her, and that is what she did for you.

Now back to what I was saying, I will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth. I won't lie, ibu onye iberibe. In anything you are doing in this life, try as much as possible make me and you no jam for road abeg.

You are not nice���
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Developing 4,000mph Invulnerable Missile, Can Hit Anywhere In Minutes by emperordelis(m): 9:44am On Oct 08, 2021
And some people are trying to test RUGA!!!!!! It is well
Celebrities / Re: Friend Raises Alarm As Tega Deactivates Her Instagram Account by emperordelis(m): 2:30pm On Oct 07, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
nine Mai cin uwarka. Na gagasa mata bura takashi har tana godiya

Nine Mai tsoka ma uwarka Bura gaba da Baya,har ubanka na kuka ya na roka na Kar na kace Mai Mata tsabagen irin Dugan gindin da na ke yi ma uwarka
Celebrities / Re: Friend Raises Alarm As Tega Deactivates Her Instagram Account by emperordelis(m): 2:30pm On Oct 07, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
nine Mai cin uwarka. Na gagasa mata bura takashi har tana godiya

Nine Mai tsoka ma uwarka Bura gaba da Baya,har ubanka na kuka ya na roka na Kar na kace Mai Mata tsabagen irin Dugan gindin da na ke yi ma uwarka....
Celebrities / Re: Friend Raises Alarm As Tega Deactivates Her Instagram Account by emperordelis(m): 12:23pm On Oct 07, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
does that make you a less sinner ? Munafukai

Ka ci kan Buran baban ka
Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Suffers To Defend Buhari’s Twitter Ban on CNN by emperordelis(m): 12:05pm On Oct 07, 2021
Shetemi12:
Whether he suffers to defend or not. He has done his part and he will have something called salary to collect. What are you suffering to defend to have salary. NOTHING

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Celebrities / Re: Friend Raises Alarm As Tega Deactivates Her Instagram Account by emperordelis(m): 11:53am On Oct 07, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
99% of those abusing and threatening her have done worst things than she did. Just that Nigeria we are hypocrite just like my people will say every dog eat shit but the one with the stain on it mouth is a suspect.

We didn't do it on national TV
Education / Re: Fredrick Mensah: Ghana Teacher's Method Of Welcoming Pupils To Class Causes Stir by emperordelis(m): 10:01am On Oct 07, 2021
GlorifiedTunde:


Do you know what being an idiot is?


Look into the mirror!

It's not his fault,it's a generational thing where he comes from..A lineage of idiots
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by emperordelis(m): 10:43am On Oct 06, 2021
Start an affair with the pastor's wife,if possible get her pregnant
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by emperordelis(m): 10:42am On Oct 06, 2021
Start a sexual affair with the pastor's wife,if possible get her pregnant

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