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Crime / Re: Personal Experience With Young Herdsmen Along Kabba-lokoja Road On The 5/10/21 by emperordelis(m): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2021
umurphy:
At about 3:46pm yesterday 5/10/2021 four young herdsmen were on the road with their cows and on sighting my car approaching they started throwing stones against my screen along Kabba-Lokoja road.

Having escaped to a distance close to a community I packed my car for like 5minutes and turned back to the same point. I passed them and saw they got one car shattered but the man increased his speed to escape.

I normally travel with some jackknifes in my car for self defence. Got 3 engaged, moved for like 100m, pack the car and ran back towards them and threw the jackknifes 2. I got my own target one at the neck and ran back towards my car and zoom off.

Reported to some police check point I saw after a while. They said "oga many things the happen for this road oo, just thank God and go". So what the hell are you doing on the road collecting #50 from motorist?

Be careful motorist when travelling within Kogi.

Bro,how do I learn this knife throwing skills from you? I need to learn how to get my targets on Thier necks from 200m atleast

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Politics / Re: Borno Woman, Dije Sale Sentenced To 34 Years Jail Term Over ₦66 Million Fraud by emperordelis(m): 5:12am On Oct 05, 2021
RapistOnBail:

Wait!

Why’s it on Fraudulent case that I’m the First to comment?

Lord,

I know you have plans for me, but Abeg, leave me the way I’m.






You're a rapist on bail na...Some monikers people use sha

Politics / Re: Nnia Nwodo: I Didn't Say Anything About IPOB On Imo, Anambra Killings by emperordelis(m): 5:12am On Oct 04, 2021
As usual,these Ohaneze Ndigbo have never and will never be an organisation of serious minded people..The worst hypocrites in the entire igboland

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Politics / Re: Army Urges Public Not To Panic During Movement Of Troops, Equipment by emperordelis(m): 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2021
post=106403700:
Ghen Ghen!!

Things about to go down.........

All terrorists in every nook and crannies of Nigeria go hear wehn for kirikiri staff quarters.

On a Kala Kan levels.


Nigeria will win this war.


God bless Nigeria


Operation ALL TERRORIST TERRORIZING NIGERIA MUST DIE


Amen.
God bless you too.

What are you saying bros? Sometimes just keep quiet and avoid commenting on every post..

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Politics / Re: In What Other Country Do Humans Behave Like This? by emperordelis(m): 8:43am On Oct 03, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
[s][/s] Nonsense face your life first boy.

How do you sleep at night knowing that you might die in your sleep and go to hell for being a senseless fellow??

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Politics / Re: The Number One Rule Of A Thief by emperordelis(m): 7:28am On Oct 02, 2021
This is front page material mynd44

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Family / Re: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by emperordelis(m): 12:21pm On Oct 01, 2021
DavidNative:
Need Advice Pls

Good Day, everyone, am having a serious challenge in my marriage, been married for a year and was no Premarital sex, since I need to promise her am a faithful guy and based on religion ground….

But honestly even in the marriage, it has been one sided, she said my private part is to big and I stay too long, I do every for her, love her, care for her, help her in kitchen, setup a home business/career for her to save her the stress of going out. I give her head, sometimes I suck and engage in pre-intimacy for long , but many times, since we had gotten married, I am the only active person, sometimes for a month no sex, am getting frustrated, I need advice.
Everytime i try to discuss it, she say i should try to understand that she is nott the sex type. Am tearing apart on my inside. What can i do pls


Why you go carry big Gbola?? I feel your pains sha,try use lub before penetration,if it's still not working for her,then use soap my brother..Self serv and rest...I'm sure your type have talked bad a lot about people that had premarital sex,now you have seen why it's important to test before you buy

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Obanikoro To CBN: Close Domiciliary Accounts For 12 Months To Save Naira by emperordelis(m): 2:41pm On Sep 29, 2021
Mangekyo:

Guy Wetin dey worry you eh?
How much dem dey pay you?
This is the closest I've come and you just ruined it. Na God go judge you

Them wan close domiciliary account with people's hard earned money and na FTC dey worry you?

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Crime / Re: Court Convicts Two Men For Raping Minors In Cross River by emperordelis(m): 7:39am On Sep 28, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Men! Every man as at one time or the other molested a girl.

They say it's nature.


Even your dad, brothers and uncles?

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Politics / Re: What's The Light Situation In Your Area? by emperordelis(m): 6:38pm On Sep 26, 2021
SIawomir:
Damn Niggar.. Isoright

Where I wan start?

Fvck this government�

That's a good place to start.

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Career / Re: I Have A BSc Degree And Want To Join The Army by emperordelis(m): 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2021
APCNig:
Lazy youth, go and find work.

Nigerian Army is an association of generationally cursed idiots. They run away from bandits. These same bandits take the fight to the Army battalion at their base and kill the useless soldiers like common goats. Yet, the same useless soldier ants terrorise the citizens on the streets.

That's the association you want to join. Definitely, you are an unfortunate fellow.

Bros you dey vex ooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N40,000 Job In Ilorin Or N85,000 Job In Oron? by emperordelis(m): 10:55pm On Sep 09, 2021
Oron girls are cheap,carry them go la Pedro or cloud nine,try dey get foodstuffs for house,na you go faq tire....Oron it is,I can even hook him up with some very good girls wey go dey come cook for am,still whine waist untop him Gbola back to back
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus: Stop Adding Up To My Age. I’m Not 44-Years-Old by emperordelis(m): 10:49pm On Sep 09, 2021
Evening newspaper!!!!!
Car Talk / Re: Lexus Rx 350 or Mercedes Benz GLK 350: Which Is Better? by emperordelis(m): 12:37pm On Sep 09, 2021
So many comments from people that don't own a bicycle,people like me grin

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Politics / Re: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by emperordelis(m): 10:13am On Sep 09, 2021
constance500:
Who b this idiot

Cow go cost 2 million no issues , how much b goat..

Make dem dey chop their cow

I even like goat pass cow

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biggest Threat Of 9/11-style Attack After Taliban Unveils Hellish Cabinet( Pix) by emperordelis(m): 8:26am On Sep 09, 2021
Righteousness2:
The Handwriting on the wall is so clear.

It is not a Mistake that the USA is not seen among the actors in the Bible Endtimes Prophecies.

President Biden was brought in to clear the path for the Brutal Fall and Destruction of America and to create a vacuum for an attack on Israel. Watch out closely for these Events. I see the GOG Magog Collation of Russia, iran, Turkey, Pakistan and others already dining In Afghanistan.

Watch out for Isreal!
Israel is about to Become the Focal point of World events. GOD Almighty is making Jerusalem a Trembling stone to the Nations.

The RAPTURE is sooooo Imminent! Do your soul some good by Surrendering Genuiely to JESUS Christ. That is the ONLY Means to be Saved.


Guy,just rest...Even Jesus no worry like this

Politics / Re: Anti-open Grazing: Give Us Time To Train Our Members - Miyetti Allah Begs Lagos by emperordelis(m): 7:03pm On Sep 08, 2021
Hammurabii1:
Good evening all. I'm at the verge of committing suicide. I'm a student of the University of Ilorin. I made excellent results but now I'm about to drop out as school fees payment portal closes about 5 hours from now and I don't have any hope. I'm soliciting for help from well meaning people. Please reach out to me on 07061742247 for my details so you can login to my portal to confirm. Please save a soul. This is all I have to live for

Sorry
Celebrities / Re: Annie Replies Charles Idibia, 2Baba Brother: Stop Sucking Your Brother Dry by emperordelis(m): 10:59am On Sep 03, 2021
RiyadhGoddess:
It is shocking to see Annie call out her husband publicly over his constant visit to his baby mama (Pero) & his 3 kids.
Who ever deceived Annie that Tubaba will stick to her only will never see Heaven's gate!
Pero is Tubaba's first Baby Mama (not girlfriend) and their relationship produced odindin omo meta. In Yoruba land, a woman who has a child for a man is no longer regarded or referred to as Ale - Concubine, She is now a wife. Forget religion and western culture now. She will be referred to as wife once she have a child for the man whether they are married or not. Also such woman is entitled to everything the man owns, she is entitled to attend family meetings and events etc let alone a woman who had a whole 3 children for a man!

Now Tubaba left Pero, went ahead to knack what is the name of this mummy GO again?
Their relationship produced 2 cute boys.
The only reason Annie isn't fighting this babe is because the babe decided to move on by getting married. If she hadn't gotten married, today, Annie would have had to contend with two ladies for life Because there's no way you would stop a man from visiting his children and of course, during visits, they must knack!

Children has a way of bringing parents together whether you like it or not. Pero's express way still belongs to Tubaba as long as another man hasn't started plying that route, she's still haven't gotten over him and the 3 kids will one way or the other bring their parents together and even instigate a fresh relationship.

Annie saw all these red flags but choose to play "I WON HIS HEART", " I WON" to pepper the rest. I be babe and we sabi as he dey go - manipulating tricks.

His children, baby mamas will forever be in his life whether Annie likes it or not. Pero son is the first son whether Annie likes or not.
Though she is his first babe but iyen o matter because na who first born be the koko.

She accepted to be his wife despite all that is on ground which means she choose to swallow whatever comes out of it whether it is sweet or bitter. She choose to bear the burns the moment she choose to say Yes I Do to a polygamous man. She should carry her cross for life. She should just chill! That cry that she should have cried when she had just a baby and then move on But refused to move on but rather decided to accept his ring, that cry isn't necessary now.

As for the in-laws, there's is no way they can be shut out of the children's (their nieces, nephews, grand children) Hausa man go say INA! They will not only love the children but their mothers whether Annie likes it or not.

And when Tubaba dies, Na all the women go wear Anko (the same attire) stand together along with their children to honor their Father.
Also first son will be given the privilege to take some decision during family meetings & events too.
Will nko, na everyone go inherit father's property.

Make Annie go take chill pill jor. What she should be concerned about is the welfare of her kids and her which Tubaba is really trying.

As for you ladies wey go see man wey don born scatter full ground still shook head enter in the name of assurance and love this will be your fate! Be ready to become watch lady, monitoring spirit and you will have to be on BP & anti-envy pills for life.

No amount of Jaruma's kayanmatta will save you.

I come in Peace!

Ki aure ni mana,Wallahi bani da Yara,no kadai ne!!!! Tare,za mu Samu Yara masu hankali,Yara masu kyau
TV/Movies / Re: Tribunal Orders Multichoice To Pay 50% Tax Backlog Before Hearing Appeal by emperordelis(m): 4:27pm On Aug 25, 2021
50% that we won't see even when it gets paid..Chairman dey find kickback,if that man gets 10% of this tax,case don end
Politics / Re: Ishaq Akintola: Taliban Fighters Must Be Allowed To Settle Down (MURIC) by emperordelis(m): 4:24pm On Aug 25, 2021
Funny thing,during the crisis in the north,yoruba Muslims weren't spared..They were tagged infidels and killed the same way Christians were killed..Very clueless Prof
Celebrities / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Slays In Bikini Pictures by emperordelis(m): 2:08pm On Aug 25, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Holy Damnnn...
Although.....I was told before that there are some males on earth that can't get erection for a woman
They were born like that....no matter what they can't have erection

But deep down in my heart I don't believe there are such male.....

If it is possible that there are such male who can't get erection then we niggarrrrs that do get erection easily seeing the naked body a of woman should be grateful to Almighty God
Because I just can't imagine a real niggarrr in a room with this baby girl called dorcas and his dick remain flaccid

The cuntus might be reeking of unbearable smell,shey you go still get erection?

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid’s ‘made In Lagos’ Hits No. 1 On Billboard World Album Chart by emperordelis(m): 2:06pm On Aug 25, 2021
Machala

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Blamed As Saudi Arabia Recruits Nigerian Doctors by emperordelis(m): 10:11am On Aug 25, 2021
The brain drain is just starting!!!! I weep for my country
Crime / Re: N50k For Anyone Who Can Get This Criminal Who Uses Charm To Burgle Cars In Warri by emperordelis(m): 10:09am On Aug 25, 2021
50k,what if he slaps you with JuJu while you're trying to identify him?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Saudi Arabia Holds Recruitment Exercise For Nigerian Doctors In Abuja (Videos) by emperordelis(m): 9:13am On Aug 25, 2021
As a Nigerian living in Nigeria,abeg try to stay healthy at all cost..Doctors are not happy these days,make person go carry vexation tear your lungs comot

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Politics / Re: Reps Approve Card Reader, Bar INEC From Using Other Devices by emperordelis(m): 1:06pm On Jul 19, 2021
Problematic card readers..
Omo,before we will witness free and fair elections in this country,e fit reach 1 billion years i

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Events / Re: Nkechi Bianze Is Married: "No Bride Price Paid" (Wedding Pictures) by emperordelis(m): 12:33pm On Jul 19, 2021
Onyi22:
grin cheesy Free wife

You're wicked...At this point they don't even care about the tradition,let her just do and get out of her father's house
Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Big J, MOSIEND Leader In Bayelsa State (Graphic Photos) by emperordelis(m): 12:26pm On Jul 19, 2021
Candidlady:
Nothing gives me joy than seeing this gender roast

Your father,uncles,brothers and male benefactors shall roast too
Politics / Re: FG Used Twitter To Announce Suspension Of Twitter Operations In Nigeria by emperordelis(m): 5:51pm On Jun 04, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...

Lot of no good sons and daughters of bitches in this present administration

Welcome back Scumbag
Crime / Re: Bandits Confirm Kidnap Of 156 Niger Pupils, Demand ₦110 Million by emperordelis(m): 7:30am On Jun 02, 2021
And here we go again,trust me before this administration tenure comes to an end,these bandits will be the richest terrorist group in the world..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brawling At Pan-African Parliament As Members Fight for Presidency Post (PIX) by emperordelis(m): 12:44pm On Jun 01, 2021
TMKsouth:


Lol, I think it means something else in him Wollof or another Senegalese language

Warlof grin grin
Politics / Re: Travelers On Tegina-Zugero Highway In Niger Flee During A Bandit Attack (Video) by emperordelis(m): 9:22am On Jun 01, 2021
gimakon:


I get , I get visa too, I don travel come back, na my Family i wan come carry.
Nothing remain here again.

That's great bro,some of us still get source of income here wey time to time still needs our presence..Best of luck with getting your family out.The country no be am tbh

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