Anything to intimidate village people and make dem think twice before remembering you..

xpressionx:
If it was in calabar,the only trophy he will get is Trophy and Star.

And a pot to steam her meat!!!!

Las las,marry person wey Sabi speak your love language..Oga is definitely not a man for words of affirmation

Raycrane01:
The truth is this fight has been going on for decade, this shit a 73 year old beef. You look at it from an angel, then u say Israel fired rockets into Gaza,’ then Israel is the bad guy, because they’re bombing Gaza, But then you take a step back in time, and you go, but Hamas fired rockets at Israel.’ Then Hamas is the bad guy. My point is to talk bout this beef you need to be able to measure time.. or how far you want to start it from..

We also watched the Trevor Noah's reaction regarding this conflict..Whatever it is, Palestine should have it at the back of their minds,that this Is a war they can never win.The Arab nations are faced with way too much crisis to handle on their own..Little support from Hezbollah won't help them..

igbosoupkitchen:


While.we are comparing the numbers of the curency can we also please compare the purchasing power??
We are quick to compare naira to dollar,cedis to naira, cefa,euros, gbp etc and we only do so in terms on figures.

Let me ask you,
I dollar is = 480naira (what is the purchasing power of both?
1 dollar can buy you a cup of coffee in the USA but 480 naira can buy you tea( coffee, lipton,milo and milk) +sandwich
1 dollar can buy you 1 or 2 bottles of water in usa but 480 naira can buy 6 or 8 bottles of water in Nigeria.
500 cefa can only buy you 1 bottle water which is 250 cefa and 1 bottle of malt drink 250 cefa,
500 naira in Nigeria can buy you water, malt,gala,biscuit,bread and akara/eggroll
100cedis in ghana cannot buy you what 9000 can buy in Nigeria, FACT

If not for our lack of productivity as a country we will not be an import dependent country aĺways seeking validation of foreign currency.

Just wondering, what's the point of having a currency with a better purchasing power when you don't have security? Everyday is either news about kidnapping,banditry or terrorism,lest I forget,the very recent popular one *ungun known men* UGM?

Guarantee security first,then diversifying the economy can come next. The economy won't diversify itself,Nigerians will but Nigerians need to be alive and their security guaranteed before any form of diversification can happen!!!

Eryyy92:
E no go sweet abeg
I no sure say the whole season will be as funny as Aki and pawpaw part 1
Or Tom and Jerry part 1
Not to talk of Mr ibu or baby police

Mehn the good old days

If e no sweet,you fit add am small Sugar and honey na

Hashabiah:
Israel has just started fighting a war they cannot win. The best solution is to broker peace because Muslims are more suicidal than any other religious group out there

Do you even know anything about the isrealites?? If the Palestine's decide to make this a full blown war,they'll be decimated in less than 72 hours and the entire pseudo Palestine state will be claimed by Isreal,including Gaza and the Hamas controlled west bank..

MejiLoyon:

I've made it in life. I've made it so much I don't need to make any more money till I die. The one I've made will suffice. Happy now?

And here is one example.

The empty loud vessel,We know your type

MejiLoyon:
There are ways they could have made this thing easier but it has been pantamised. Wahala for who no get NIN.

Them say instead of them to dey read..these ones dey read? Na to enter nairaland start to find their papa mate to insult as them no get papa dem dey find where to pour their frustration. Enter Instagram dey find giveaway. All they know na sex sex sex sex. Went to pick my niece one day like that Wetin my eye see for tutorial for just small time wey I wait na die. These small small things if no be say I see say them be my niece classmates I go toast them. Manchester City and Arsenal complete. If baba ijesha see them no be only finger he go lick, he go lick plate join. He will be very impressed. Them Enter motor dey chew gums kpakpakpa. Discussion na nengi and laycon. Plus my niece sef no single brain their head. Na that day she stop that tutorial centre.

So Mr poster...no worry about them. Person wey go pass go pass. Kudos to the brilliant ones out there. And the studious ones. Sadly they won't see this shout out. Because they are reading!! You get the point now

You're sounding like you've made it in Life..Those studio students wey you dey bad mouth fit end up employing all those brilliant ones you're hoping don't get to see your shout out..

We dey complain say innocent children dey suffer under sun to get NIN,you come here dey talk nonsense,mumu paedophile

If you're still thinking about Plan B,just look at this girls,the transformation they've gone through over the years..Thier self confidence is so strong,you can feel it from thousands of miles away..That's what a working system does to you.Imagine if they'd remained in Nigeria, especially Borno state,they probably would have stopped education after high school or even if they'd proceeded to a tertiary institution,strike and ASUU would have frustrated them...I'm really happy and excited for them,for Pogu and Joy, their breakthrough from a failed system came through the terrorist group BH

DaBogu:
Author Leezah

LAWYER
Get a lawyer.. Please don't take laws into your hands, because the law tilts more in favour of tenants. get a lawyer to Give him quit notice if his a yearly tenant If the tenant is on yearly payment, it is 6 months notice that u'll give him and it will start counting frm d day you served him d notice irrespective of how many months he has not paid.

Once the quit notice has been filed validly for 6 months, any day over that 6 months notice means the tenant is holding over that property illegally and he no longer becomes a tenant but a tenant at sufferance and from there onward you dont need to issue him a quit notice again but an OWNERS INTENTION TO RECOVER PREMISES in 7 DAYS And from there onwards the tenant practically has no defence legally when the matter will be filed at the rent tribunal nearest to you.

Tops with all the adjournment within 3 to 5 months the court balliffs will personally come to serve them to eject them of the premises compulsorily.

or

DO IT YOURSELF (DIY)
If you don't want to contact a lawyer.
Let me give you a summary of what you should do .Serve him the statutory notices ie 7 days and one month,then file a suit for recovery of premises at the nearest magistrate court.

Once the case comes up tell the court you are handling the case yourself,enter witness box and tell the court what the man did and the order you are seeking from them.The bailiff will then enter the box and tell the court that he served the man but he didn't come .The court will then grant you the order you are seeking.You will take the judgement copy and go to the bailiff and pay them for policemen.

The policemen and the bailiffs will go to the man's house one early morning, break his house and pack all his properties to the court premises. I hope you learnt something today from this. Goodluck

or

GOVERNMENT
If you based in Lagos If its Lagos, go through the human right activist section or Mediation center of the State Government. They have many outlets in each local government in the state. They'll charge a fee of #8,000 and would handled the cases

or

STREETS
I don't encourage this any longer but its inevitable where a tenant things you must suffer after the initial suffer to build a house. Go to court, pay the clerk and officials and get a notice, paste on his door in his absent and snap then take notice off. Make some other person appear in court in his stead as a proxy tenant he transferred tenant ship to without your consent and get a verdict and evict him immediately as the unpreparedness will rock his life for ever. He can continue the fight from outside your house. The person that appeared is the person you have been seeing around the house and you don't know him. Simply put, he alone can provide that person.

Oboi,you wicked oohh

More bargaining power with bandits,give us the rustled cows and take 5000pieces of Naija made AK47's..Misplaced priority

Mokason288:
This idiot peter that is controlled by a woman is always chasing clout

Show us the ticket.... Anu Inchi (bush meat)

I rep King Rude Boy

But wait, it's not even noon and you're already displaying stupidity..Is it not to early to be useless,get a life ode!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Pussy ass groom......

All these their white garment church.....thier modus of operandi very annoying....
Na so one babe with big breast invite me come this their church one day....a real niggarrr accept the request shaperly....me and big breast...na breast go kill me
Damnnnn.....I regret why I accept to come the church....
Na so them dey kneel down and get up every seconds
My waist nearly break....very annoying church

To annoy me the more.....she come dey force candle for my hand.....

Hope say you collect your 3 points las las?

FIFA standard for 5 aside abi wetin?

You dey oshodi,you come see people dey gather towards one direction,you leave wetin carry you go market to go do amebo..Lol,be like them never pick your phone or wallet before for this Lagos..No wan,continue one day you go reach where the amebo dey happen,as you wan comot phone to snap,you go realize say dem don move every every

Old basement church by Elevation music / maverick city

SeaTrade:
If e like make e go to their piggybank account,120k a month which is I think 1.44m naira a year is nonsense,especially in lagos .
How do they even cloth themselves and pay rents?
Can't be true,If it is then these girls are bleeped!
Damn!

Should we tell him??

EmekusTHEgreat:


That was the exact same question I had on my mind. The average African's mindset is annoying.

He man is assuming things

Many families have been ruined due to assumptions like this, especially when it now comes with a religious/ prophetic backing..

222Martins:
After seeing the viral video of a man whose drink was poisoned while he was happily dancing and merrymaking with friends on 31st night, i decided to put down my experience.

"There is nothing that a chameleon requests from the forest that it doesn't get."

"No matter the crooked ways of the river, the calabash will always triumph over it."

I usually laugh at people who doubt the supernatural. They are usually like fishes that get snapped by a net unknowingly. What most people don't know is that whatever happens to you today, has been known and endorsed already in the spirit realm long before the event takes place in your life. Well, let's leave this talk for another day.

First week of November 2020, a Seer sent me a message that "There is a Plot to Kidnap Me on the 29th December 2020 and if the kidnappers succeed; it will cause irreparable damage." That i should be very careful and trust no one." Note that as at when i got this message, my program for December hasn't been drawn but i sure know that December will be very busy. I told no one the message i got, not even my wife; to avoid sending her into panic mode.

On the last week of November 2020, My Political Adviser informed me that his wedding has been scheduled for 29th December 2020 and i said Haaaaaaa!!!! The reason i exclaimed was because attending his wedding is a must, as it is a way to show him and his family that i appreciate all his effort in the development of my political structure.

As his wedding kept drawing closer, people kept asking this my PA if i will attend his wedding and he said "Sure!!! That if i don't attend, who else will." Come 20th December 2020, as i prepared to travel to my hometown; i made sure that my security detail were re-armed to the teeth. Note, this was just standard protocol because of the festive season and series of events i am due to attend. Secondly, as at this 20th December, i have already forgotten the message of the Seer and was just happily looking forward to spend time with my family.

I arrived my country home for Xmas and there were tons of visitors trooping in right from the day i landed till i left home. However, i noticed that one of my kinsman was so interested in knowing if i will attend my PA's wedding. I told him yes and he pleaded that i allow him join my convoy with his car, so we can go to the wedding venue together. I said till that time comes.

Come 28th December 2020, i attended the burial ceremony of a townsman and a brother. As i stepped into the hall where guests were being entertained, there was a cheer from the crowd and i exchanged pleasantries with those i could reach. This my inquisitive kinsman still came, sat close to me and ask again if i was still going for my PA's wedding, which will take place the next day. That i should remember his offer to join my convoy, i said no problem.

Around 4:30pm, i started feeling uneasy. i suddenly became cold, my left hand was shaking and i was feeling so sleepy. Like, i was struggling to stay awake. I signaled to my team, we left the venue of the burial ceremony. I sent some of them to go represent me in other scheduled programs for the day while i headed home with the rest.

Immediately i got to my bedroom, i fell on the bed and that was all i could remember. When my wife took off my clothes, i don't even know. I woke up in the morning 29th December to see my family by my bed side. I told my wife to inform my team to get ready for my PA's wedding while i do the same. Surprisingly, i couldn't get up from the bed. My wife had to help me to the bathroom to shower and back to the bed.

On that bed, i remembered the warning of that Seer and one of the sayings of my mom that "No matter how dire the situation is, a lion's cub can never be used as sacrifice." I started laughing. My family members were surprised and considering moving me to a hospital. I told them not to, that i understand what is happening. As i was still laughing, I dozed off again.

I woke up in the afternoon of 30th December feeling so strong and much better. I requested for my phones, which was taken away from me by my wife. Immediately i opened Facebook and scrolled, the first major news i saw on the wall of a popular journalist in my state: "Multiple Kidnapping On the 29th December" at different locations of the state; with one happening exactly on the same route i was suppose to ply to and fro from the wedding."

As i was still reading, my father walked in to inform me that my inquisitive kinsman has an accident and wrecked his car that same 28th December evening, after i left the venue of the burial ceremony.

I thank God for overlooking my stubbornness and keeping me out of harm's way. And sometimes, we need to stop fighting setbacks that happen on our very important days; especially when we have made all possible preparation to ensure a hitch free day. You can never tell what God is trying to keep you from.

This is the story i wanted to share. I leave you to pick whatever piece you want from this write-up.

Thank you

How are you sure that your kinsman had all of this tragic plans on his mind?

PissfulProtester:
just because they don't like a Fulani government, they are burning down their homes...

The best bet for Nigeria in 2023 is to have a president from the South West...Reason is this,.the people of the North are quiet and not revenging the killing of their people in the East only because they don't want to spoil Buhari's Government..I am sure we all know an average northerner is no coward! All it takes for them to turn the country upside down is a sickle

If the country makes the mistake of installing someone from the East as president or Vice, either by coup or by the book, it will be pay back time for the northerners..And the circle has no end point

You ended up not making any sense at all

inoki247:





wetin man Go du na I go sha eat....

That turkey na luxury right now

inoki247:
Alot of people are hungry out there me no even understand the country again...


imagine person jump my fence come steal live Turkey for midnight....

You get turkey for this regime,you must be a ritualist

But why a secret trial?

This same max air that delayed flight from Abj to Lag for over 6 hours...What's wrong with these people abeg

DesignAndBuild:
Some of these club owners are not nearly as bright as they think they are, either that or they invested in businesses that they don't really understand how it works, which is also not very bright. To think that they believed they could cook up a scheme like this without involving players, managers and fans who are the lifeblood of the business, and to expect that an idea that basically insults football's traditions will see the light of day, is utter delusion to say the least.
Modified.
I'm all for looking for ways to get more profits out of your business. I'm a businessman myself. But obviously they didn't carry out any due diligence on this one, if not, why is it failing after just 48 hours? You can have a super league that guarantees more matches and revenue, but making it a closed league is a terrible idea. Make it open to the best of the best from the top leagues. Let everyone have a chance based on sporting merit. So if a Leicester or Villarreal play really well then they can earn the right to rub shoulders with the best and you can get your revenue. That is a business model that is in line with the values of sport

Sad,but the truth is this The creation of the ESL was all about money,these clubs stood to make more than thrice the amount they'd be making from UEFA..It was a commercial coup that wasn't well planned.. Football is a business,UEFA makes a lot of money from these teams. It's only a matter of time though,someday some of Europe's big teams will break out from UEFA

saphiere:
Maybe the guy did something worse to her. The authority should interrogate the guy.

modified:

What if she was constantly raped by the guy? NB: Most guys rape their gfs. In fact, rape suspects are mostly people who are close to us.

What if she has done multiple abortions for the guy and he plans getting married to another girl?

"WHAT IF"?

A house is a building that can be rebuilt within a matter of time. But can we rebuild broken hearts? Can we repair phycological and emotional damage?

What if you'd STFU and we continue to imagine you're foolish with a certain amount of sense than type this now and lose all the little sympathy we have for a deranged soul like yours...I no know who you be,but you be real mumu

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Money good sha....

If na papa Ngonzi wife dey do surgery like this ehnnn
You nor go see papa Ngonzi for hospital....not to talk of standing by mama Ngonzi side...

Papa Ngonzi go dey sweat and run up and down dey find where to borrow money for the surgery
Poverty.....may we drink all types of tea in this life....except pover-TEA

But yahoo boys don reduce many men to this papa Ngozi wey you describe..Think am well

hecomeshome:


Not what you think. The article is more or less a satirical piece.
Read it up, and you will understand.

They are called wailers,most of them don't ever read to understand...

A failed nation living in it's past glory...