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miracle98:
I did

omo i dey learn oo
Na only suya fit make me chop raw pepper tho

miracle98:
Today's my brothers birthday. I decided to make “something” for them.

so you chop the raw pepper like that

MissSlimbody:
They are one and the same.

i no fit chop am b dat cus i no dey chop beske either i will just go for the lobster tails and shrimp jejely

UpInTheSky:
Tofu, lobster tails, shrimp

your tofu resmble beske

Akposy:
Ukodo (yam peppersoup) and my homemade Zobo

The Zobo is the best I've ever made. It tasted like wine. I didn't use sugar just watermelon, cucumber, pineapple, cinnamon, ginger, clove and flavoured powder.

Good day all

abeg make i taste dat meat to confirm first

iamyemiakins:
Just eat and lock up, no time

naso bros

Gud afternoon o

Ati de o

babythug:
Rice and fish plus some ewedu

kin re God 4bid

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

the foodie's nko

WoundedLamb:
Change which post? You quoted all my posts here, so you have them locked in your own posts. Which one was changed? Or how has what I've been saying changed? Go back and read my first post:

I clearly said her posts sheds light on the stigmatization faced by single mothers, and that love can be found anywhere. Which part of this has changed? Where did I say it was the man's fault or that the lady you quoted was referring to single mothers? The problem is that you people are so emotional, rough and aggressive that you read everything with the sole intention of fighting rather than understanding what you're reading. Now, after running around and realizing how off tangent you were, you're wriggling out with "you changed your post". Not like I was expecting anything tangible, I just wanted to satisfy my curiosity about what could possibly be your thought process. You can now go back to your chit-chats.

aiit

WoundedLamb:
Wow... Is it that you don’t really understand or you're just trolling? Did I say she was referring to single mothers? I said her biased comment about single fathers reflects the kind of stigmatization single mothers face.

you don chang yur post nice 1 baba lev am lyk dat

WoundedLamb:
I never suggested it was his fault (and we don't know this for sure). I only said such stigmatization (such as the one expressed by the person you quoted) is what single mothers face everywhere. And I went ahead to point out that it's not ideal cause single parent or not, love can be found anywhere. Did you even read my comment or are you just out to draw blood? And what do you think an attack is? You violently opposed her by suggesting you'd slap her if you knew her personally, and this wasn't an attack? I don't know the person you quoted and I don't care about her comments on NL. We were only chatting within the context of this thread and as I said, she just showed us how unnecessary it is to stigmatize single parents.

you are off point she was never referring to anything abt single mothers read again barrister

WoundedLamb:
Lmao... you see how you attacked her for suggesting women shouldn't settle for single fathers without realizing she was only shedding light on the stigmatization faced by single mothers. Love can be found anywhere really.

in what way oo b4 una start to dey type rubbish just to look cool ..... She is a divorcee both of them are previously married....aw is it his fault? You are off point always looking for a simPson nonsense you said i attacked her without even reading wah i said ? Observe which means no be today she don dey bad mouth men on this platform so b4 yu come up to me and say gibberish pls do read the words well

Iyaebe:
I don’t like behaving myself on week days except weekends

aiit

Iyaebe:
Do you know this is an abuse and I can press charges? Almost all of you want to beat me on this forum for no justifiable reasons

behave yourself simple

Iyaebe:
Who is this one? If I no see husband I’ll hold you responsible ooo

see d way way yu just dey tok anyaw ehn if i sabi yu personally i for don rest yur head wit one correct slap atleast yu go come bck to factory setting den den buy yu coldstone afterwards

Iyaebe:
I blame funke in all of these, I mean which single rich lady in her right senses marries a single father?

you are a very bitter soul ..yuck nothing good comes out from your mouth ...i don dey observe you e don te

Akeem79:
Saturday lunch is ready

shey na egg b dat

Kobojunkiee:
What is in the black nylon?,

na eba dey der

Another 1

posty56:
which Kain mumu fish be that abeg this is not attractive ,the camera quality is low too

e be like say dz wan head dey pepper am

Mvena:
This your pidgin abbreviations tire me o

abeg go siddon

Mvena:
You dey explain sef

lev am o i wan mak e reply me b4 i tok wetin dey my mout o ......e b lyk say na to dey bad mouth post he sabi do just lev am 4 me oooo

Labadi69:
Haba only you?

Why una like to chop like glutton for this thread? Una no dey fear yamayama disease of the heart and kidneys? Not to talk of weight gain? Better watch it o before yamayama fall on you. Yamayama respects nobody o

e tuntide untop small spag way i wan chop ..... mind you na d only food way i dey chop today be dis na snacks i chop 4 morning

Brian47:
Spaghetti and fish
E don Tay wey I chop something like this.
You come make me dey miss spaghetti.
Since spaghetti price increase I never chop am.

bro you go close eye buy am ni o the economy is smtin else

Dinner

Labadi69:
Ugali? You can do better with the presentation. See as the thing just be like yamayama

e b lyk say yur head dey hot .....i post food based on my current location so make i carry am go dinning table cos i wan post am ..... Bros hunger no b anybody mate ..... Anyway i will fo better next time thank you

GboyegaD:
Na grace ooo. God go do am for everybody.

That aside, I feel chicken is an easy fix and healthy too.

i tap yur grace too o
...bro wb turkey is it not better apart from d cholesterol??

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Coleslaw and crispy chicken.

bros na everyday yu dey chop chicken o ......con gimme my share na

corn flour and veg and goat meat

GboyegaD:
Not the same picture cos I took this one on Friday. They might be simply close since it is same plate, same kitchen, and same person.

ok