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*Parents expectation from their child?*
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*Mother:*
I fought with death when I was giving birth to you. I spent sleepless nights when you were sick and crying. I never ate without feeding you first. I bore so many pains to bring you to the stage that you are in today. _How will you repay me my child_?

*Child:*
When I grow up, I will find a good job and earn lots of money for you so you can enjoy the pleasures of this world.

*Mother:*
Your father is doing this already and I do not expect this from you too. By the time you are earning I will be old and will not be in need of any worldly luxuries.

*Son:*
I will find a pious lady and marry her so she can cook for you and take care of you.

*Mother:*
That is not her duty my son and neither should you marry for that reason. It is not compulsory on her to do any service to me, neither do I expect this from her. Your marriage should be for you, a companion and a comfort for you as you go through this journey of life.

*Child:*
Tell me mother how can I repay you then?

*Mother:*
(With tears in her eyes) Visit or call me often. A mother only requires this much from you while she is alive. Then when I die give me your shoulder and bury me.

Whenever you perform prayers, supplicate for me.
Give out in charity for me. Remember your every good deed will benefit me in the hereafter so be good and kind always.

Fulfill the rights of all those around you. The sleepless nights and pains I took to bring you up was not a favour to you but was for my creator. He blessed me with you as a beautiful gift and as a means for me to attain His pleasure. Your every good deed becomes my repayment._

Will you do it my child...?

*Child*: (Cannot speak and had tears in his eyes)
_Beautiful message for all the amazing Mothers out there._

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۞ صدقة جارية ۞

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfYtp-zDqU4

BUHARI MAKE THINGS EXPENSIVE!



Headsmaster: how much is passport photograph for children?

Photographer: the price for the passport is N100 per child.

Headmaster: No, the pupils are 500 in numbers, so we are paying N50

Photographer: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

Headmaster: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

Class teacher: ok sir, i will inform them right away

Class teacher: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

Pupils: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

Mummy: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

Father: Hool My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.



Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WIT U" Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a good better place! Pls forward this to all your friends, colleagues, groups&all Nigerians.

FromZeroToHero:
Hi everyone,

There is this lady I want to marry. We've done introduction and about doing our Trad wedding. But my problem is that she has a vaginal odour. Is not as if she is dirty o, but i don't know the cause of that odour despite her neatness.

Please, does anyone know the cause and remedy of vaginal Odour. Thanks

First all, this is not the place to get solution. you can tell her for sure. just be nice. She needs antibiotic. But definitely, she needs Dr.'s visit ASAP

She has infection

EgunMogaji:
Yes Sir.

Why put flags, to deter hoodlums?

Hajj mufu, I hope his excuse he gave was valid one?. In my humble opinion, he might be reading this thread anonymously and decided to be nice

EgunMogaji:

this is your site?

44chux:
Gents,

Please help explain me the main purpose of the second bowl in the left corner of the pic

the one at the right side is for you taking shyte while the one at the left is for your wife taking her shyte looking at yourselves FACE to FACE

#kidding

* How to TALK *



Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_

Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_

Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_

Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,-

Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_

Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_

Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_

Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_

Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_

Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_

Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_

Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_

Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_



Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ......
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY...!!!*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ar805WaIOM

abike12:
Agreed. Calling them from outside the country is just asking for problems. They need to deal with someone locally for accountability and also they won't feel there's an unlimited supply of money if they're dealing locally. When you call from 'abroad' they just see excess money.

Reality "fact"

Qur'an on the other hand praises ALL God's prophets and messangers


Sura 3:84


Say, "We have believed in Allah and in what was revealed to us and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and the Descendants, and in what was given to Moses and Jesus and to the prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them, and we are Muslims [submitting] to Him."

plappville:
The prophets of the torah/bible. Abraham, Isaac, Jacob/Israel, Moses, Jeremiah, Ezekiel etc.., They are Israelites, Gods chosen ones to be precised. Not the terrorists arabians. Hot blooded people who wants to force thier moon god on us or else they kill us. The self-claimed prophet Muha who de.fil.ed a 6 years old child.
The prophets who never step thier foots in Saudi Arabia. They are the true prophets of God.

How about David and Solomon, they are mentioned in your Bible, are they not true prophets of God?


Here your Bible blaspheme against this mighty prophets of God. Let's give a gist of what your Bible says about Noah


"Noah began to be a man of the soil, and he planted a vineyard. He drank of the wine and became drunk and lay uncovered in his tent." ~ Genesis 9:20



See now it is your Bible talking trash. Your very Bible is anti-christ. You not gonna find trash like this in the Quran. NEVER!

plappville:
The prophets of the torah/bible. Abraham, Isaac, Jacob/Israel, Moses, Jeremiah, Ezekiel etc.., They are Israelites, Gods chosen ones to be precised. Not the terrorists arabians. Hot blooded people who wants to force thier moon god on us or else they kill us. The self-claimed prophet Muha who de.fil.ed a 6 years old child.
The prophets who never step thier foots in Saudi Arabia. They are the true prophets of God.

This is one of your Bible trashes about God's prophets


Isaiah and the Drunken Prophets of Judah


"Even the prophets and the priests are so drunk that they stagger. They have drunk so much wine and liquor that they stumble in confusion. The prophets are too drunk to understand the visions that God sends, and the priests are too drunk to decide the cases that are brought to them. The tables where they sit are all covered with vomit, and not a clean spot is left.

They complain about me. They say, “Who does that man think he's teaching? Who needs his message? It's only good for babies that have just stopped nursing!"

~ Isaiah 28:7-9Good News Translation (GNT)



^^^^^


See your life?. You claimed they are good prophets but your bible talks trash about them. This is blasphemy obviously. What is punishment for blasphemy according to your bible?.


If I were you i would have zipped it.

Honestly don't know why this has to be matter of method or bid'a. Quran is Quran whatever any muslim reads from it for ruqya is all good bcus Quran itself says it is healing.



And We send down of the Quran that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe… (Quran, Surah Al-Israa, 17:82)



Also, Aisha (RA) reported that nabi Muhammad(SAW) is himself "walking Quran"


Sa’d ibn Hishaam ibn ‘Aamir, when he came to Madeenah and went to ‘Aa’ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) and asked her about some matters. He said: I said: O Mother of the believers, tell me about the character of the Messenger of Allaah (S). She said: Do you not read the Qur’aan? I said: Of course. She said: The character of the Prophet of Allaah (S) was the Qur’aan. I wanted to get up and not ask about anything else until I died… Narrated by Muslim (746).



Character of Nabi Muhammad is Quran Karim


According to another report:

I said: O Mother of the believers, tell me about the character of the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). She said: O my son, do you not read the Qur’aan? Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): “And verily, you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) are on an exalted (standard of) character” [al-Qalam 68:4]. The character of Muhammad was the Qur’aan.



All those ruqya places you see, not all of them recite specific recommended sura or ayah for ruqya. A raqi would know from experience which ayah or sura is more effective on Jinn through experience. It is still part of Shari'a and sunnatic.


As for reciting surat or ayat of Quran in water, there is nothing bidactic or babalawotic about it. Islam is too vast for anyone to claim monopoly of it. There are traces in the sunnah for reciting Qursiyu for instance in water to birth or drink. If you people dont know that, just admit. Emekaraj is not wrong in what he posted. You can not have experience or reality just by reading texts. It only through practice you know what's up. Quran is word of Allah. Anything recited or written out from it is sunnatic. A muslim also have option of reciting specific ayat surat recommended by the prophet(SAW) on ruqya. Nothing wrong either way.


And yes, tintingz may be right for saying Jinns affect mostly religious women. To certain extent, he is right bcus i see that many times as well. The reason for this can be complex. Tintingz however fails to understand that one of the major purposes of these evil jinn is to obstruct virtuous religious people from focusing. So they may not care about non-religious ones. Another reason is they are attracted to beautiful women and they are not ready to let go. They also attack irreligious people. Listen Sheikh Salahuddin Akindele, he is an experience raqi. He told about a jinn possessing a muslim guy who doesnt pray salat. When ruqya was being performed on him, Jinn cried out that he would leave him alone but he would state the reason he attacked him in the first place.

The Jinn said the guy doesn't pray salat despite his wife warning and advising him to be steadfast. So the guy made promise he would start praying and the jinn left. Sometimes, they possess some people to teach them a lesson. This particular jinn is actually muslim one.

tintingz:
Lol, i don't know the word to use, I just know it has something to do with air.

At least you have an idea

Hkana:
Lol.. @The Riddle, I don't have brain for riddles jooo

I thought about 'Air' but Wind is just perfect enough to get you pass mark . So you both got it

maclatunji:
I did not know the Riddler was in town. Your answer is the wind.

tintingz:
Wind?

You ain't sure? ^^

abike12:
Lucky you. So far I've spent 700k on omo onile (500k foundation, 100k decking, 100k roofing) and they still had the NERVE to come and eat from the ram we cooked at the site over the holidays. I just dey look them

What the heck!.... seriously?. What service did they render you to deserve this?.

Geez, you should spend this on mopol to keep them off your property.


this is insane

twinskenny:
yes for the internet service

how much is average monthly internet service (remote camera) from oversea?

Who Can Answer This Riddle Question?




See Attachment


What's The Answer?


Hkana, albaqir, lanrexlan, rilwayne001, snapscore, maclatunji, tintingz

EgunMogaji:
I don't recall disputing the effect of military men. Perhaps you can quote the post for a proper rehash

Police actually

Damn you expect me to back search all the way to mid-last yr? That's LOTS of work

mufutau55:
The point is that he gave some excuses in the beginning when the disappearance first happened, and he apologized until I learnt late that he totally disappeared now. Regardless of the excuse he knows how to call me or Fash. Unless he has been kidnapped.. which I doubt.
This guy went as far as Enugu to do a friend's work, while will I doubt him in his home base of Lagos... I tire for Naija and trust o.

Hajji M.

this is crazy

felixomor:
This doesnt change the fact that allah made Christianity to spread.

You have a good day. You are not constructive and your arguments are lopsided.

^^

Lol.....want to know if any of these brothers know about this story. Indeed, would support solving this behind closed doors actually.

felixomor:
Please answer the question or accept our conclusion that Allah is the author of Christianity...
Do you?

"Truly, the religion with Allah is Islam. Those who were given the Scripture (Jews and Christians) did not differ except, out of mutual jealousy, after knowledge had come to them. And whoever disbelieves in the Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, signs, revelations, etc.) of Allah, then surely, Allah is Swift in calling to account. ~ ~ ~ Qur'an 3:19


Is that clear?. Can you boost of the same or similar verse from your Bible?. This evidence destroys your nonsense argument.

felixomor:
Msheww.
Please answer the question u were asked.
U have over derailed this thread.

If you and albagdadi can not unravel identity of Jesus, can not understand "concept of God", then, answering op means nothing to you.

Imagine your buddy saying God gave birth to human, how could such understand Jesus and the myth of cross?.

mufutau55:
I am glad this has come to the open forum... after we have tried to settle this offline. Thank you for your patience, Fash78.
I am sorry this has turned out to be a disaster for Fash78 and I. I have recommended so many artisans both on NL and Non-NL
before and I was never in this kind of swindle or absconded business. This has left me sad... Money is not easy nowadays.
I have recommended this guy Sova to more than 10 people and has done satisfactory job. I did not see this one coming.
We have been trying to locate this guy for several months now... but all to no avail. But I am still working hard on this.
I have always stood behind those that I recommended but this is the first time my name has been dragged in mud.
All I have ever done is to help the Client and the Artisans... never demanded any form of payback from anyone.
With this disappointment, no recommendation will be forthcoming from me anymore.
I have supplied all his pictures I have and all the known address but he is yet to be found, but he still pay for his crime.
This has left me perplexed.... and lesson to never trust anyone.. I will keep working on this guy.

Hajji M.

So sorry to hear this. I guess he built trust first before he spewed his venom.

But then, i think you should hope for the best until yo hear from him. Perhpas give him excuses he might be in hospital or have some sort of medical condition preventing him from reaching out to you?

I want to believe this is beeing going on for a while

twinskenny:
In Nigeria we have hikvision and winpose both are quite reliable.. And can watch over sea..

We have them in both AHD and Analog

This requires monthly payment?

back2sender:
No payment of any fee, naa if i like. They are now begging me that anything i have for the boys i should drop. I have 3 omonile living in my Street and every one of dem dey behave demselves now because they now know i have an army kid brother and a police officer as my senior and got to know where i work. Right now when dey pass my house they look the other way

Your the boss of the jungle

back2sender:
Thats how one omonile came to my place to disturb in my fencing. Luckily my kid bro in the army from Borno was around. He was putting on the army desert uniform hence the omonile and his thugs said naa man o war. My brother go call some army colleagues in ajah axis (espirit de corp too bam for military guys). Army show in convoys omonile jar enter bush, one was caught and was dealt with and the army guys promised to come back.
Come see begging from the omonile and family. We finish fencing dem no near there. We went to make an entry in the police station down (proactive) incase of any future mistake from them and naa sars we go Use pick them next time from ikeja.
It took some of my time but its worth it, The message don spread like wide fire sey that my place naa no go area.
This is how you deal with omonile, artisans and thier likes.

I said something similar to this last yr but Egunmogaji disputed. I believe with pressure like this on them they would give up on you.

Lucky you

twinskenny:
We are installing this for a client... He us wary of fire incident... Remotely monitor too

What do you mean "wary of fire incident"?