₦airaland Forum

tollyboy5:
nigerians and awuf are 5 &6 awuf dey run belle the only way to get money is hard work and bet9ja

lool, bbet what? U NO JUST Follow

PresidentAtiku:
I can't wait for tonight make I see the 4 people assigned to pay me... So much xmas money... Ultimate Cycler rocks mehn!

Are you a french? or u choose not to understand English? the site aint opening and its putting alot people in panic, be there talking about assignment

WomanOfRace:
Hahaha you are right. Some people are not creative at all..they copy and copy and copy that it's now starting to bore and no more romantic.

lol... asin eh, u gerrit!

Ifakiland:
Fools kneel to ask a gal to marry dem...its dumb to me, its like begging a gal to start been responsible for her. Its shuld be d oda way round, u shuld beg me to marry u.

Lmao, ua bad

paulGrundy:
Guy give me the site you applied to, so I can apply.

really? no site application sha, tis just happened to be the neighbourhood

queenfav:
lwkmd...You amaze me really.My first job as a lawyer called to the Nigerian bar was with no pay..I was getting 10k as tfare and I wasn't living with anyone neither was anyone footing my bills.I took the job to gain experience but i didn't stop working and praying for a better opportunity..
And oh,by the way I made a 2.1 from university,2.2 from Nigerian law school. So pls eh...wake up!The class of degree u graduate with or what you study is of no consequence. A masters degree holder I know has been jobless for 2 years..He was begging me last week to help him talk to my boss, to employ him as a law office Liberian (25k salary).
The race is not for the swift uncle,good grades guarantee you nothing!

i second you

toyosiArewa:
Too small! You didn't spend 4/5years in the university, feeding & accommodating yourself only to be paid 20k. These employers are just taking advantage of ppl, the least a graduate shd earn is 30k.

Even NYSC is 20k

You are not far from the truth, but my dear, its better than nothing and its not where or how u start, but how u end

ItsTheBachelor:
Depends on the class of degree you graduated with. If you graduated with a 3rd class or less,then by all means take the offer. But if you have a 2:2 or above(by your effort),then it's absolutely unreasonable.

My opinion.

obviously u failed it.... if that were to be the case id be working in one of the best place in Nigeria

saxwizard:
just a word for you. Don't despise the days of little beginning

Thank you

Loyalblak007:
Its ur choice....kneeel or not

Tell me you wouldnt want it?

Raphafire101:
Then go for it and get the experience...I wish I can get such job too...to while away time..

yeah thanks, majorly for experience and avoid been idle, though the job is way off my profession...

Laveda:
Some men, always reading meaning to things

Mtcheew

Sorry Miss... dont worry he will kneel down for you.... if we dont read meaning to things, who will?

WomanOfRace:
It is not childish at all. It depends on individual.

Its now like a must to do... even on nairaland its kindof a criteria to make a front page sef

Raphafire101:
Well it depends on the family u come from, if no one Is depending on u then take up the job to while away time till u get a better job. . But if it's teaching u go talk tire ohh...

not actually a teaching job and the timing isnt soo much.

myrrtle:
Hey, don't take the job abeg and go and look for a job that fits your status.
If its me, I will rather stay unemployed, keep faith and keep looking for a good job than take that s.hit.

okay.,... thanks

laivwire:
Any man that seats at home every morning does so because he has something to eat. If things were really hard, you won't be asking this question

Not really as you think... its more to that... buh id agree that no man should seat at home, some dont but yet still find life so o difficult... but the issue is like this....there is a ladder that you climb to your desired end, while on the ladder there are challenges and obstacles, but then there is a height u aim to reach but when u look down there are oppurtunities u can engage in, only if u get down. the question now is do u have to get down to do it just to survive or keep going up the ladder till u get to your desired height?

Goalsniper:
Depending on what you want but i will suggest you take it for now and still be seeing yourself that you havent arrived yet. it will add up to you job experience and you will definitely learn something good you dont know before.

yeah thanks, exactly the thought

Now, all those plastic be a boss of your own individuals should keep thoughts to themselves except u have the means to render soft loans! cos i believe every reasonable literate will always want to have a back up business.
Now a 20k job without tfare to worry about pending when something better comes... is it bad in itself? with the current recession engulfing eryone

ERUDITEE:
Thursday December 1ST 2016.

After waking up I checked the time in my phone it was 4:03 a.m so I decided to sleep back. . . . .

I found my self in a kind of school setting that has different houses. It was like that of harry-potters school. But we were all Nigerians and the competition in the school among the 4 houses was fierce. I wAs among the "juniors."

At the end of the first session everyone wanted to go back home, so there was a queue for security check.
Most of my friends had babes (girlfriends) and it was like a compulsory thing that one must have a date before leaving. . . . Well I didn't have any and any girl I approach will snub me.

The guys in my hostel were laughing at me but I just ignored them. But in my mind I was bothered.

-----flashh!!! You know how dreams are.-----

Suddenly the school system changed and a man of which I don't know if he was a teacher or the VC of the said school self, I don't know but he had an unquestionable author. he said he will take everyone to his hometown for sight-seeing. (This was the beginning of the terror).

We were plenty in different luxurious buses. We passed different places including cemeteries, hospitals, rainforests before we got to this man's home.
Jeez!! The land was vast, very large. And the building he took us to was like a hostel but it was large, It could accommodate a billion individuals.

We slept there for the first night, it was terrific. Everyone had a nightmare. Suddenly again it was morning, this man came again and made everyone to queue for food. When it got to my turn, I saw that it was two old, ugly ,over black fugly, terrifying old women that was serving the food. And the worst of it all was that the food was just one plantain and about 40 bean seeds I was just annoyed. I started grumbling and was saying.

"Wetin person wun chow this kind thing do. We be prisoners?"

At once I looked around and saw that we were actually prisoners. . . The door leading outside was locked. We soon realised that about 20 of us, mostly girls were missing. There was pandemonium.

Suddenly the structure changed again. I saw that same man with one of the boys in my hostel back in school trying to catch two sick limping fowl to cook. And I decided to help them. In that process we say fire with vast smoke coming from a mountain in the area that made everywhere cloudy. It was like a fog. It now dawned on us that those missing persons has been used for sacrifice and that the rest of us would be used too as time goes on.

My dear see running. . .there was pandemonium again. Suddenly again I saw a big building like a stadium but it was a court building. The judged in the court ruled that it was right to use us as sacrifice. Everybody was annoyed and the women decided to go naked and protest.

I decided to go inform my classmates in that prisoners hostel but I couldn't because a police woman with a gun at the entrance shot at me, she was just laughing and said "they are condemned already"

I went out again and this time the protesting population increased. It was like the whole world, billions of black humans protesting (women naked).

Suddenly again a voice echoed from the cloud that everyone protesting should be beaten and that the gate leading out of that particular world should be locked.

I start struggling again, running towards the exit gate. couldn't run properly because of the crowd (everyone was trying to escape). In that process I saw a close friend of mine back in secondary school limping, he was made that way by one of the police officers. I tried to help him but I couldn't and then he told me to go because he was reducing my pace, I cried, and left him . . .

On getting to the gate only myself and 6 others escaped amongst the billions of individuals. I was actually the last person but a policeman caught me. And then I saw that it was someone I knew in real life. He was a constable from my tribe that worked under my grandfather who was an ASP before he retired.
I pleaded with him that he should remember how my  grandfather who was an ASP before he retired helped him. He then released me with style and acted like he lost a grip of me, I started running again.

That same voice echoed from the cloud again. saying catch that small boy.
I looked back and saw another fast policeman coming after me again. ( I couldn't see the 6 people that escaped before me again so I was on my own.)

I ran through cemeteries, graveyards abandoned old streets while this policeman was still chasing me. I suddenly found my self running inside a Church. (These kind of churches with long aisles. Like charismatic and catholic churches.) Very big.

And then I got to a door the there was inscribed on it.
ESCAPE FROM AFRICA
The policeman was gaining on so I opened the door, entered and saw my self in a more larger auditorium. I started running again while thinking about my home, family, love ones, friends and everyone that was not able to escape from that place.

I got to the end again and saw a door inscribed with 
FREEDOM
I opened it, enter and tried locking it so that the policeman chasing me wouldn't be able to pass through again and come after me. But there was no lock on it. I was worried then a voiced echoed again saying:
"leave the door like that, it was made that way so that those escaping presently and also in the future can pass without an issue"

I was perplexed but when I turned round I saw that everything, everywhere was green, with beautiful fruit trees every where. But I was alone. I also noticed that the policeman chasing me couldn't pass through the door, though it was opened for people to come in.

Everything was beautiful and neat, it was like a paradise. But I was alone. I keet walking until I saw a map pasted on a wall. On studying the map I realised that where I was, was named
Genesis (the beginning)
But then I saw a directory that signified where I would meet others that escaped before me.

I woke up checked my phone it was 6:59 a.m

First and foremost,this your dream is a long one o...like a Nigerian movie i cannot understand

Masikay:
Lol.. Yu must kneel down o. On both knees. Infact you will raise ur hands join. Yu no wat? Close your eyes and open your mouth.

lmao..... See dem

Xionez:
@OP, whats there kwanu?
After you don prostrate finish for her parents, extended family, Elders in the village and probably for her Sisters and/or brothers and/or Cousins and/or close friends to intercede on your behalf... na just to nee dan dey tire you.

Oya na, pray sey you no go find woman wey go knack you pako for head with mad love wey be sey you go deny sey na you open this thread.

Inshort, if you no do am, you go do am later on. You know sey Konji na bastard.

haha... No be only! if u like prostrate all u want, if u have an empty pocket, all of em family will uae oney be looking at u, buh when ua well to do, some of dem sef will bow to give u their daughter, imagine if Dangote is single and coming for your daughter, lemme hear u wont bow and give ur daughter a hundred times

QueenSuccubus:




I really won't mind whether u gonna kneel down or sit or stand...


The moment of truth is the Value of the ring u gonna give.. We ladies, we love big rocks on our finger

i could easily buy a diamond ring than kneeling down, uhnm.. did u say big rocks, lol, can a ladies heart desires ever be totally accomplished?

This annoying habit of kneeling down to propose to a lady started from where and headed to where? I am sure someone started and when he did, it should be Epic but common its now a norm or is it a law? im yet to know for sure. Every ready to wed man now must kneel down to propose to a lady who in most cases has been expecting that for a long time, Ofcourse she will say YES!!! few years into the marriage, the lady becomes a piece to toil and mess with, boring or uninteresting. For me its not a sign of respect or love whatsoever, dumb and lame, childish and senseless, someone must have Started it like i said and trust ladies, what happened in Funke's wedding must happen to Chinyere's own since they they both got one head, and ever since it has happened in FUNKE'S WEDDING, CHINYERE, HALIMA AND I AM SURE EVERY LADY READING WOULD WANT IT TOO....

Me wont kneel Down ooo.. they lady i will get married to wouldnt even need that cos she would have more fantasies to expect. My opinion though, What do u think?

Dear Ladies stop begging guys that you just met recharge cards. It is not a good sign of maturity, even if the guy provides it, his perception about you will be whack in most cases.
Some Ladies will indirectly tell a guy she just met all the problems in her family including all manner of Lies just to extort money.
Some wil even start there own like one of my padi. lol My rent just expired. Nne,even if it just expired the moment you guys met,sort it out by your self,in subsequent time he can help.
Some will apply this method, I lost my phone or it mistakenly fell inside water. if you lost it replace it. No guy will take a Lady he just met and the person is too demanding on the onset serious.
Dear Ladies, God gave you number six,so that he can rest. Stop suspecting that Witches and Wizards are after your relationships. No Ma!!! Most times you derail this relationship because of infinitesimal stuff, you think don't count.
You are the problem of your relationship. Learn to be yourself and contempted with the little you have. Carry your self with dignity and honour, it speaks of who you are. Stop appearing desperate.
If a guy comes closer,don't scare him with the points mentioned above. Its a trivial issue but it will tell more of who you are....May his grace fill and admonish us

Billylonia" u did start a nice piece buh ended up crashing too hard i can hardly pick ur pieces, u say things this huge without reference? who does that?? i don't want to attack ur postulation about my faith cos u do err big time, buh lemme let u be till u realize waht ua doing to yhurself. Next time add reference bros cos without it, its tales by moonlight in other words story for the kids, even the gods would be shocked if u told them all these

We are definitely not under a democratic dispensation, we just pretend to be, the Executive hijacked the law makers and they been "corrupt" can barely stand, most recently the judiciary whose grammar and hammer only ends in the ears and heads of the less privileged as the rich could buy their way....THUS, our Executive arm which seems to be without ideas, in trying to fight corruption entangles themselves in it with justification. How can a leader with almost "no certificate earn and live too extravagant, cos he is the leader right? what then is the essence of the minimum wage? Working like "Jacky" and earning as rabbits, issorite, the one that angers me the most is the law makers who just sit and talk their selves into wealth and earn amounts ridiculous to a Professor's ear...... My Postulation or Suggestion for whoever becomes President before me, let the Minimum wage cut across all, if u contest as a president, governor etc earn as qualified. so a leader with a primary school certificate shuld earn as a teacher who has such certificate. Nairaland Moderators caved me up from expressing myself.. i forgive u all

##THE HISTORIAN##

We are definitely not under a democratic dispensation, we just pretend to be, the Executive hijacked the law makers and they been "corrupt" can barely stand, most recently is the so called learned colleagues whose grammar and hammer only ends in the ears and heads of the less privileged as the rich could buy their way....THUS, our Executive arm which literally is dry and empty without ideas in trying to fight corruption entangles themselves with justification. How can a President with almost "no certificate earn and live too extravagant, cos he is the President right? what then is the essence of the minimum wage? Working like Jacky and earning as rabbits, issorite, the one that angers me the most is the reps and senate who just sit and talk their selves into wealth and earn amounts ridiculous to a Professor's ear...... My Postulation or Suggestion for whoever becomes President before me, let the Minimum wage cut across all, if u contest as a president, governor etc earn as qualified. so a leader with a primary school certificate shuld earn as a teacher who has such certificate.

##THE HISTORIAN##

hian!!! we go just return to our post office oo... which way..? fuel price increased, market comodities too, hmmm...data tarrif increased, Call tarrif increased too... dey shuld kukuma comma kill all of us... Nonsense, if u dont know God, i mean Lord Jesus Christ, ua in for some hard time

Maka why!!! ehhh, BUHARI!!! sHEA U DEY HEAR? PLS COME TO OUR AID, WE ARE SORRY FOR ALL THE WRONG THINGS WE DID TO U. THE RECESSION CAN KEEP MESSING WITH OTHER THINGS BUH ABEG LEAVE DATA AWTA THIS!!

Apc is just fraud alongside those in support of them! it is quite obvious even to birds that reside in Nigeria, knows that INEC's independence is flying into the wind with a greater speed than gravity itself.... God help innocent future leaders of this country like us..

if a woman did that, id understand, but a man doing that to his fellow, kai! dats the handiwork of a fishbrain infested with maggots.

lemmme not insult you, cos i respect elders, buh you as a leader has contributed to the decline of our educational sector, rubbish talk from you! if you wanted its improvement you would have done something about it. Nonsense! this man just made me angry