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[quote author=TrapHedges post=53376232]Op youre a deep shittt[/quote
what's ur name?

"Name Of Boys That Will
Impregnate Girls on
14th February 2017


Kingsley
Frank
Solomon
Osasu
Ebuka
Ola
Stanley
Efe
Philip
Kenneth
Ifeanyi
Orji
Alexander
Osayi
Ekene
Nosa
Michael
Frederick
Stephen
Chukwudi
Chigozie
Hope
Olu
Abu
John
Ikechukwu
Obinna
Martins
Promise
Junior
Somadina
Charles
Seun


Name Of Girls That Will
Get Pregnant on 14th
February 2017
Amaka
Sandra
Ngozi
Angela
Osato
Vivian
Sophia
Chinenye
Franka
Loveth
Cynthia
Victoria
Adaugo
Princess
Daniella
Loveth
Obiageri

Can anything good come from the North?

dikeigbo2:
Sapientia radio jingles you just copy and paste eeh...

Lack of creativity or what?

oh Mr Creator, did I tell u I was in a competition ? I saw a joke, posted it so pple will smile and you open your stinky thoughts to type trash, until pple like you have a better perception to Life things would be hard not just for you but those around you, unfortunately for you am far away from u now, else I'd have to always pad your menstrutrating mouth. My response to you was creative enough for you? Buy wisdom if u lack it and don't carry phone to type just cos u have hands Use you brain! N/B. I didn't insult you,thus if u do otherwise, ul be on your own

Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:* Hello pretty damusel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid. My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training. Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate. All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china. Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands. A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me. Your loving faithfully, Aguyi Ndi enyi m yo

"Though you cannot serve God and Money, you can of course serve God with money. Some Persons have learnt how to make money, but have not learnt how to live,thereby allowing the love of money take over their lives.
What's your take?

femolacqua:
I'm holding my head in laughter.

lol

Missperfect28:
;Dmehn,we used to play dis trick back in the days

Lol...tell me something

PLEASE READ THIS

*WE JUST HAD SEX...*
( a post from Edmund Obeng's page)
I have not eaten all day, I am not fasting but am in despair and in shock. How can I explain this to you? By this time last night, she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time.
It was pleasurable as usual and we enjoyed it. We haven't seen each other for few weeks and we were in love. She was the lead chorister in my Church, a vabriant sister, very beautiful but was my lover and partner in sin.
I saw her off at about 10:18pm. It wasn't up to 30 munites when my phone rang, I picked it up only for the caller to tell me the owner of this phone was killed by a trailer that failed brake. I was hit by a tsunami, lost composure and started crying.
When I finally got to her house, people were in sad mood but were praising God that a dedicated sister has returned to Heaven. But deep inside me, I felt a great guilt and I knew deep down what we did in secret.
Friends, do you know life might end today? God forbid, but it's possible. Do you also know death can come unexpectedly? Do you realise that some people might sleep this night and never wake up tomorrow, what if I am amongst them? Do I know where my soul will go? Do you know people might say good things about you on your funeral because of what they see and not really know, but your secret sins and sinful thought might place you in hell?
Kindly examine yourself (1Cor13:5) today in case tomorrow never comes.
For some of us, it may not be formication nor adultery, but what about Lies, exaggeration, disobedience, malice, grudges, envy, jealousy, pride, anger, unforgiveness, bad temper, lust, habits, inordinate affections, immoral thought, covetousness etc...
Some of us may be leaders in ministries yet keeping malice and bearing grudges against one another for years. Some may not have overcome anger and temperament, while some are even struggling with lust.
It is not late today, but it might be tomorrow. God will forgive you right now if you repent sincerely. Ask Him to forgive you and rededicate your life to Him.
Eternity will surprise many.

PS. Pls tag a friend and ensure all your friends read this post today... Eternity may be a click away. God bless you.

[quote author=decode55 post=53127202]'Cos they are being stupid. [/quote

am sure uve never seen or been in the four walls of the University...You re the stupid one

but some pple have money to fly out just to see someone in the hospital

Joke A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka Hahahaha..... don't leave it there pass it on because you never know who needs a smile.

Its as bad as it sounds!! Who's that boy self!

Joiceee:
lol y quoting all d ladies?

lol...hey, who told u so?

Good afternoon all. Pls if you get to know of anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any color. In good condition with all the document valid and legal, and the price is between 2.5 to 3million. Pls let him/her sell it. I don't care!!

Larablink:
hey Xup

hey, am gud, u?

for hw much?? Na car? Guy ure nt ready to sel ya jand 2nd hand phn

Divay22:
I'm okay and you .... And how was your night?

am okay.,my nyte was a mixed one; hot and subsequently cold

Divay22:
I am sure

Ofcourse! How re u today?

Larablink:
April 19 . Hope I meet someone.

if not why not?Heloo

Nife1:
October 1st

1960? independent babe

Divay22:
April 22

are u sure or is it Apirl fool u wanto do us?

AfroSisi:
Milfshake

hian! why u puking in the public nw

L0velyn:
what did u do to my post

You dont say that to a beautiful girl, forgve him... helo prety

you re just a stu*id dude! you re just a stupid dude!

Are u a witch, wizard or the both of them? u never tire for thz mmm this, mmm that, just keep shut or better stil sit close to a latrine toilet!!!Haba

that poster is mad!!? if he dies why wil u get d money? if u wan kill person, start with ur sense, though it seems dead anyway

cheruv:
If it were back then in med school, with the kinda errors am seeing in your writeup,my consultant won't waste time in asking you,"where did you train?"

Bros...go collect back your school fees

Dr. u said my mind

First and foremost, you didnt write well enough.As a graduate,there are inexcuseable mistakes u cannot make. 2ndly, once u have sufficient fund to travel,with ur cutleries and personal belongings, most importantly,stay away 4rm girls if u can,xcept d ones that wil be of good help 2u...u wil be fine,as ul be given some allowances in the camp
Finally,if u need more advice that lalasticlala and Seun cannot provide...Holla at yur boy...

First and foremost, you didnt write well enough.As a graduate,there are inexcuseable mistakes u cannot. 2ndly, once u have sufficient fund to travel,with ur cutleries and personal belongings, most importantly,stay away 4rm girls if u can,xcept d ones that wil be of good help 2u...u wil be fine,as ul be given some allowances in the camp
Finally,if u need more advice that lalasticlala and Seun cannot provide...Holla at yur boy...

"NO WOMAN NO CRY" THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR NOW, LEMME NOT SAY ANOTHER THING AND MY OGA ON THE TOP SAYS ANOTHER

Aufbauh:
Prophet Ayodele Peter Fayose aka The doomsayer has started his ailing counsel again.
Voting out Buhari or otherwise is dependent on his performance appraisals by 2019 and not tenable to your mischievous counseling borne out obvious hatred for the person of Mr president.

Be speaking one kobo grammer nobody asked you too...hav ur own say and leave him with his..