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"Though you cannot serve God and Money, you
can of course serve God with money. Some
Persons have learnt how to make money, but
have not learnt how to live,thereby allowing
the love of money take over their lives. What's your take? |
femolacqua:lol |
Missperfect28:Lol...tell me something |
PLEASE READ THIS *WE JUST HAD SEX...* ( a post from Edmund Obeng's page) I have not eaten all day, I am not fasting but am in despair and in shock. How can I explain this to you? By this time last night, she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time. It was pleasurable as usual and we enjoyed it. We haven't seen each other for few weeks and we were in love. She was the lead chorister in my Church, a vabriant sister, very beautiful but was my lover and partner in sin. I saw her off at about 10:18pm. It wasn't up to 30 munites when my phone rang, I picked it up only for the caller to tell me the owner of this phone was killed by a trailer that failed brake. I was hit by a tsunami, lost composure and started crying. When I finally got to her house, people were in sad mood but were praising God that a dedicated sister has returned to Heaven. But deep inside me, I felt a great guilt and I knew deep down what we did in secret. Friends, do you know life might end today? God forbid, but it's possible. Do you also know death can come unexpectedly? Do you realise that some people might sleep this night and never wake up tomorrow, what if I am amongst them? Do I know where my soul will go? Do you know people might say good things about you on your funeral because of what they see and not really know, but your secret sins and sinful thought might place you in hell? Kindly examine yourself (1Cor13:5) today in case tomorrow never comes. For some of us, it may not be formication nor adultery, but what about Lies, exaggeration, disobedience, malice, grudges, envy, jealousy, pride, anger, unforgiveness, bad temper, lust, habits, inordinate affections, immoral thought, covetousness etc... Some of us may be leaders in ministries yet keeping malice and bearing grudges against one another for years. Some may not have overcome anger and temperament, while some are even struggling with lust. It is not late today, but it might be tomorrow. God will forgive you right now if you repent sincerely. Ask Him to forgive you and rededicate your life to Him. Eternity will surprise many. PS. Pls tag a friend and ensure all your friends read this post today... Eternity may be a click away. God bless you. |
[quote author=decode55 post=53127202]'Cos they are being stupid. [/quote am sure uve never seen or been in the four walls of the University...You re the stupid one |
but some pple have money to fly out just to see someone in the hospital |
Joke
A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor
BOY: No, I want that
your hymns book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha.....
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needs a smile. |
Its as bad as it sounds!! Who's that boy self! |
Joiceee:lol...hey, who told u so? |
Good afternoon all. Pls if you get to know of
anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any
color. In good condition with all the document
valid and legal, and the price is between 2.5 to
3million. Pls let him/her sell it. I don't care!! |
Larablink:hey, am gud, u? |
for hw much?? Na car? Guy ure nt ready to sel ya jand 2nd hand phn |
Divay22:am okay.,my nyte was a mixed one; hot and subsequently cold |
Divay22:Ofcourse! How re u today? |
Larablink:if not why not?Heloo |
Nife1:1960? independent babe |
Divay22:are u sure or is it Apirl fool u wanto do us? |
AfroSisi:hian! why u puking in the public nw |
L0velyn:You dont say that to a beautiful girl, forgve him... helo prety |
you re just a stu*id dude! you re just a stupid dude! |
Are u a witch, wizard or the both of them? u never tire for thz mmm this, mmm that, just keep shut or better stil sit close to a latrine toilet!!!Haba |
that poster is mad!!? if he dies why wil u get d money? if u wan kill person, start with ur sense, though it seems dead anyway |
cheruv:Dr. u said my mind |
First and foremost, you didnt write well enough.As a graduate,there are inexcuseable mistakes u cannot make. 2ndly, once u have sufficient fund to travel,with ur cutleries and personal belongings, most importantly,stay away 4rm girls if u can,xcept d ones that wil be of good help 2u...u wil be fine,as ul be given some allowances in the camp Finally,if u need more advice that lalasticlala and Seun cannot provide...Holla at yur boy... |
First and foremost, you didnt write well enough.As a graduate,there are inexcuseable mistakes u cannot. 2ndly, once u have sufficient fund to travel,with ur cutleries and personal belongings, most importantly,stay away 4rm girls if u can,xcept d ones that wil be of good help 2u...u wil be fine,as ul be given some allowances in the camp Finally,if u need more advice that lalasticlala and Seun cannot provide...Holla at yur boy... |
"NO WOMAN NO CRY" THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR NOW, LEMME NOT SAY ANOTHER THING AND MY OGA ON THE TOP SAYS ANOTHER |
Aufbauh:Be speaking one kobo grammer nobody asked you too...hav ur own say and leave him with his.. |
Ive always nt liked the idea of thz current Nysc program that has outgrown its purpose....Its a sad one indeed! Rip to the ladies |
After all said and done, d mmm saga might just be fiction, but Mr Ruben is a good writer and speaks fluently, i undastnd and prefer listening to him than the President whom wen speaking English strains my ear,yet i find it difficult to hear or undastnd him |
nice, buh...Well, issokay |
you re yet to visit Nigeria...! wen u go to remote villages,especialy d ones i ve seen in Taraba, ul knw dat dz ones ah learning |
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