₦airaland Forum

Rolly83: my guy leave am,DPR is i of the best places to work in Nigeria,there pay scale is around 6million naira monthly(including benefits and other incredible allowances)....I don quit my job today....lol

ur draft playin job? Would u outritlyt become d director? I fink more pschiatrist are needed on NL. U c wot hunga dey do u?

ilugunboy: It's good for them. That is what they desired.

When others were fighting for the govt to revert to the status quo of N97..they were not bother at the least but covertly supported the increase.

wel d last tim i checkd, tok was stil sooo cheap. N dts y smeli mouth lik dis can disturb odas wit dia poisoned tots. Even @BOA. Some peepz post bcs dey hv 2 wryt smtin. wen did Nigeria's problem becom a regional affair?
Beside, i cant remba watchin or readin abt ur petition 2 d national asembly.

RED DEVILS: For over 3 months, residents of Enugu have been buying petrol for N120. At first people thought it will be
temporal issue. But the situation is still the same till now. Only NNPC Mega station sells @ N97. The residents of Enugu have complained bitterly but nothing has been done

not just Enugu. D whole of s/east. D anoyin tin is dt dey even drasticaly reduce dia pump volume. Our car has 75 litres capacity. N it was about 3/4 ful. I bot aditional 40 litres at one of d so cald filin stations n yet d tank wasnt ful. Its rily anoyin.

Ekeeyhandsome: Nice joke/prayer by okey... Hahahaha...finally i'v been unbandED..BTW...plis Why was i banned initially?...I guess freedom of speech aint allowed here...happi xmas and year new to y'all...lolx...dnt mind me...,am only happy,knwin dat my 3months banned has been lifted...praise thøu Lord...

wia did u do ur primary school bcs i dnt believe dis was postd by sm1 wu has EVJ entered a GS CLASS

Jezyfreezman: ark ke?....d tin qo don rotty na....well if na so...tanx 4 d upd8t...nxt pLz :*

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Jezyfreezman: ark ke?....d tin qo don rotty na....well if na so...tanx 4 d upd8t...nxt pLz :*

i no say u no go skul. U neva hia of fossil. U no even undastnd d efect of ice dia bt wt i kip wndarin is y ur olodo level kips growin geometricaly.
U no even no say God fit preserve d ark.

(b)She was writing an exam in her school in Port
Harcourt while her name showed up in Lagos
as the winner of the plane. Unknown to her as
she was busy in the examination hall, MTN
officials were battling to get in touch with her
to break the good news. It was initially difficult reaching her as in line with examination rules,
her handset was switched off. After many
futile attempts, MTN officials devised another
way to reach her, in a bid to prove that the
process was transparent and not rigged. They got through to her using the connection of
family and friends found in her database and
Facebook account. Essien-Garricks, who was notified of her good
fortune via a phone call, immediately opted for
the cash value of the plane, which is N64
million. On hearing the news, she broke out in
joyous shouts that surprised those around her.
On hearing the source of her ecstasy, they joined her in celebrating.(/b)

Analysis::
1) dey wia batlin 2 reach her, for how long did dey batle??
2) dey got 2 her tru her friends and relatives, using her info frm database AND FACEBOOK. Wow, mtn nw use facbook 2 get nos of relatives. What empty brains do dey fink we hv?
3) nw her no wz switch off bcs she was writin exams, and mtn wasnt able 2 get her den d moment dey cald her suposed FAF, she was automaticaly connected, in d exam hall ooo. Her no became avail imidiately n she pik mtn's cal tru her FAF. F.uck MTN.
4) n she broke into tears, suprisin her neighbours, see am tired of comentin.

F**K MTN

[color=#000000][/color]sack all d police men in Nigeria, we r better off with boys scout. First police men wu came 4 distress call wia pursued wit stones ( accordin 2 our IGP)

Mobinga: Based on this report? He even explicitly used "suspects".

How are you different from the lynchers? Jumping to conclusions.

Here comes my 1st suspect,
. Bros wait, na from nose u tek dey chop? Abi u dey smoke tru d anus? U wld hv don worse 2 dos guys if u wia dia.(which isnt even clear if u wia nt one of d lychers)

kcemeto: Totally on point my dear! INFACT U made my search hopefull. ok?

Ezi, hopeful indeed. No go fin work. Jobles man dey pursue woman.

lets wait 4 good news. GEJ used 1.2 billion 2 renovet his f u c k ing aso rock clinic n nw his is flyin his erronous wife .

[quote author=Supermodel]After the release of the
marks for admission list is now of top most
priority. The cut-off marks will determine
the benchmark from which the Institution
will admit her fresh students.
Though this vital information has not been
released by the school, we doubt that the
unizik cut-off will ever be released.
Last year, a suggestion of how to arrive at
the cut-off was published to appear as
thus; Post-utme score multiply by 4, add
jamb score and finally divide by 2.
Once you arrive at your above score, the
Unizik Departmental Cut-off was set as
below;
Law – 255
Pharmacy – 276
Phisiology – 241.5
Anatomy – 240.5
Agric & extinction – 184.5
Food sci & tech – 210
Physics and industrial physics – 213
Pure and industrial chem – 219.5
Statistics – 190.5
Economics – 277
Mass com – 268.5
Surveying & geo info – 188.5
African and asian studies – 218
English language and lit – 243
History and international studies – 245
Theater arts – 230
Religion & humanities – 224.5
Applied biochem – 243
Medicine – 292.5
Science edu & bio – 203
Chemistry edu – 199.5
Comp sci edu – 218
Inter sci edu – 208
General science edu – 230
Maths edu – 184
Physics edu – 182
Vocational edu – 237
Business edu – 228
Technical edu – 170.5
Radiography – 265.5
Nursing – 281
Sociology – 262.5
Psychology – 264.5
Pol sci – 266
Fine arts – 193
Geography and metrology – 202
Quantity survey – 220
Med lab – 276
Applied microbio & brewery – 249.5
Botany – 221
PAE – 232.5
Zoology – 212.5
Bio sci – 240
Computer science – 254
Geological sci – 233.5
Mathematics – 208.5
Philosophy – 235
Music – 193
Morden european studies – 234
Linguistics – 232
Adult edu – 213
Edu foundation – 225.5
Edu management and policy – 236
Early childhood (edu) – 222.5
Guidance and counseling – 227
Hpe – 206
Lib sci – 233
Bio sci engine – 198
Chem engine – 236
Civil engine – 242
Elect engine – 241.5
Electric and computer engine – 253.5
Industry & production – 233.5
Mech engine – 233.5
Metal and material engine – 225
Polymer & textile – 196.5
Accountancy – 267.5
Bank & fin – 265
Bus admin – 267
CEM – 245
Marketing – 260
Pub admin – 268.5
Architecture – 229
Building – 218.5
Environmental MGT – 194
We hope they follow this pattern this year
as we await the unizik 2012/2013
admission list.
Use the comment boxes below to post
suggestions and discuss on this issue of
cut-offs

Its still the same with the one i have. But the have lower scores for catchment areas. Goodluck to aspirants.

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ajf: New nursery rhymes for northern Nigerian kids
What are you doing? We are bombing!
Bombing! Bombing!!

OUR NOISY[i][quote author=ajf]New nursery rhymes for northern Nigerian kids
What are you doing? We are bombing!
Bombing! Bombing!![/quote


OUR NOISY NEIGHBOURS ARE BECOMING LOUDER

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ajf: New nursery rhymes for northern Nigerian kids
What are you doing? We are bombing!
Bombing! Bombing!!

OUR NOISY[i]

ajf: New nursery rhymes for northern Nigerian kids
What are you doing? We are bombing!
Bombing! Bombing!!

OUR NOISY[/i]

ajf: New nursery rhymes for northern Nigerian kids
What are you doing? We are bombing!
Bombing! Bombing!!

OUR NOISY NEIGHBOURS ARE BECOMING LOUDER

aminu150: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/multiple-blasts-rock-bayero-university-neighborhood-kano



Could u believe that all this happened just 1km to an army and police check point. We were in the mosque around 8:30 when we started hearing gun shot and loud explosion about 2 to be precise. Things later calmed down but around 12am another loud explosion was heard....


May Allah continue to protect us from the evil ones..ameen.

Which allah, d same allah whose stupid servant are caryin out its wishes by shotin n bombin. Wake up bro, allah may even be desirin ur own head. Mtcheeeeew. Abt 1 km frm check point, wt shuld dey hv done, gone into bomblast 2 pls u.

[/b]i believe some1 is nt doin a free useles job of campainin 4 d most insulted impotent in d world bcs he wnt buy us all

ade_77: Nass members earn 81million annually as allowance and you want to reduce the salaries of civil servants that their total annual salary is not up to 5 million.
Why can't Nass reduce their allowances to 10 million annually while the ministers reduce the number of PAs and SAs, then recurrent expenditure will reduce. They should also remove all the ghost workers they put into the system

Naijacrazy....govt of som peeps, by som peeps, against d less fortunate. Bomb fire dem. Na boko haram b dia portion.

Phrankin: LWKMD

Na juju dey do u. 7tmx. Jeeeeez. Naija no lik u @ all