Maybe the N1bn food dey purge am. She must have eaten too much.

How she no go chop poison when her Hubby Budgeted N1 Billion Naira Worth of food while the masses are wacking their Garri & Kuli-kuli without sugar...

I just pray say make she no die... Cause na 20billion naira GEJ go wan use burialHow she no go chop poison when her Hubby Budgeted N1 Billion Naira Worth of food while the masses are wacking their Garri & Kuli-kuli without sugar...

I just pray say make she no die... Cause na 20billion naira GEJ go wan use burialHow she no go chop poison when her Hubby Budgeted N1 Billion Naira Worth of food while the masses are wacking their Garri & Kuli-kuli without sugar...

I just pray say make she no die... Cause na 20billion naira GEJ go wan use burial

I would have ignored this thread but any topic that has something to do with the "Dame" is of interest to me. Even though I have my reservations concerning madam Goodluck, I wish her quick recovery because she has an interesting character/personality. Imagine what the world will be like if people like Patience Jonathan, Rev Chris Okotie, Hon Patrick etc are not there to entertain and make us laugh? Laughter can cure diseases!! So Madam Patience, please come back in good health in Jesus name. Amen.

Germany, thank you very much for your help.

Please can you now transfer her to a River State Teaching Hospital. We will take over from here, you guys have done enough.

So there is no hospital in the whole of Nigeria that can cure food poisoning.

Callotti: [img]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Patience+Jonathan+Xj7DRfuP_1am.jpg[/img]

Well, I guess she is not alone in this 'big-belle' matter!

GOOD LUCK! Mrs GOODLUCK!
I beg nor come back like Yaradua o!
I go miss ya gramma!!!



Seriously.

Abi Stella.

T.B Josh would soon come out to say he prophesied this.
Just watch.

Na Bakare put am! shebi im tlk say election go hold b4 2015; na jona im wan gv am bt because say patience lyk food too much, she go chop double ration; person wey get dt kind big belle like say she carry quadruplets, why food poison no go catch am. meanwhile, I blv say na money she don carry comot while displaying drama to attract unnecessary sympathy

Patience is pregnant. She went for antenatal

Sagamite: Germany, thank you very much for your help.

Please can you now transfer her to a River State Teaching Hospital. We will take over from here, you guys have done enough.

That will be very romantic. I hope Bayelsa where she is Perm Sec will not be jealous.

Madam pay wetin u eat?Abi na OGOGORO

Comot am from front page abeg.

Abeg make u dey patience with 'madam' ooooo! She may be wishing for your prayers by now. But b4-b4 nko? Ahhh! life is the best teacher. Naija ppl make una wake up pls. Be good, so that goodness will follow u. Bad people always experience nemesis in their lives. Though gofment dey hide am, saying "madam" dey rest for Germany. Anyways, oga 'madam' sorry ooo! Sannu ko!

The Lord is ur strength pls get well soon.

When we said Cassava Bread was poisonous dem talk say na lie .. See wetin cassava bread don do patient abeg

what is the essence of travelling to Germany when our hospitals are upgraded by Mr jonah.infact a visit to my home would hav settled the problem.though i expected her to patronize TB joshua.oya predict when she wl return.my mummy i wish u quick recovery.

OPEYEMI AD: wait o. who the hell poison our fist lady?

Who d hell is d first lady? Let her die after all wat benefit is she to me. Dnt giv a damn abt her

na wa o

pls we should pray her!

I wish her quick recovery. U guys should give d woman a break, she s human abeg.

Get well soon mrs Jonathan... We still need you..

kennz:




Who d hell is d first lady? Let her die after all wat benefit is she to me. Dnt giv a damn abt her

Have you heard of a dying tree still standing while te iroko falls abruptly? Becarefull what you wish others cos you might be wishing same to yourself.. Seek the love of God and you shall have peace. God forgive your harshness

Elueme: Have you heard of a dying tree still standing while te iroko falls abruptly? Becarefull what you wish others cos you might be wishing same to yourself.. Seek the love of God and you shall have peace. God forgive your harshness

people dey die every day for here. Nothing new abeg.

Get well soon our First Lady. Successful Nigerians wish you well.

K

Hmm, food poisoning ke?. Are u trying to say that Our first lady don't eat hygienic food? Or wash her hands before eating?. How come i have not heard about it in the Nigeria Media{Nta, newspapers and so on}. Well, all i know is that, our first lady is on maternity leave. Maybe her stomach is becoming more noticeable so she went to Germany for the routine ante-nantal care and probably to stay away from the press too. I have always known that, that woman is pregnant and she took in some months back. I noticed her recent dull behaviour and the changes in her belly. The last time i heard from her was during the Africa's first lady summit. However, i wish her safe delivery.

lets wait 4 good news. GEJ used 1.2 billion 2 renovet his f u c k ing aso rock clinic n nw his is flyin his erronous wife .

get well soon my first lady we need you and your husband needs you most now.
our leader should pls set up well equiped hospital right here instead of this wanton traveling with tax payers money.

Callotti:

Oh boy!
I been reply to one before o.
Seun comot am.
Sorry sir!

But come o. . .na wetin she carry for that belle we big like pregnant h-elephant im own sef?
Abi she go 'born' for Germany?
Any time you see am. . . na so-so "agbada" and "Bou-Bou" she dey wear.
WETIN SHE CARRY?

we need ex first ladies like TURAI and maryam wey dey CAT WALK, no bi GEJ wife wey they do ELEPHANT WALK

Billyonaire: Get well soon our First Lady. Successful Nigerians wish you well.

More like criminal, religious and/or moronic Nigerian wish her well.