olashas:
Nice

I'm beginning to wanna adopt you as my cuzo too,niece rather....reason why? cus I know you know my deceased cuzo so that automatically makes us cuzos

Mcbussy:

u dunno d baba olowo of nairaland...lolz

I don't oo u know I'm new here

aaronson: I'm beginning to wanna adopt you as my cuzo too,niece rather....reason why? cus I know you know my deceased cuzo so that automatically makes us cuzos

Niece?
Am probably your big sis

"Oh My God,you are the person i'v bn dreaming about, here (hand me his phone) type your number" i wz lyk wtf ?

olashas:
Niece?
Am probably your big sis

naah disregard that pic I got no beard cus it was insured and the insurance company took em away when I couldn't pay the premium no more...I just wanna take chances with my new niece

aaronson: naah disregard that pic I got no beard cus it was insured and the insurance company took em away when I couldn't pay the premium no more...I just wanna take chances with my new niece

Cool

olashas:
Cool

That cool you wrote automatically made the atmosphere here compromised and saturates at 10degreez and I'm chillinq,In the spirit of being chillinq lemme shoot you a pm,I hope you don't catch bullets with bare hands cuzo

MizMyColi: You're a guy, so, I take it you've never been asked for your digits in such a way that it becomes embarrassing.

it NEVER becomes embarassing for guys,,,guys are moved by what they see (even if she no too carry,as long as say na gal) and most would give their digits to almost any lady who approaches them...the sight thing however is not the same for ladies, your has more to do with the touch and feel.

....

I told her the guy in a black suit likes u and I was wearing a black suit...

Enahi: My own plenty o,but the one that really irritated me was a guy following me to the house. I was still in Sec. School then,this guy followed the car I entered from My School at Ikoyi all the way to Ajah. I met him just once and out of fear I gave him a fake name which is Daniella, He now also claimed that his name was Daniel. I had just gotten home,when the door bell rang and someone went to check the person at the gate the guy introduced himself as Daniel and that He was looking for Daniella? Who is Daniella? Everyone in the house were like who is Daniella? Me I didn't step out o,the guy sha left immediately,was happy my aunt didn't get to know a guy came looking for me.

How are you Daniella?

jnrbayano:

How are you Daniella?

Lol that's not my name o,imagine if I had given the guy my real name.

me tooo, i av to confess that i av once been a worse toaster...som years ago, i was surfing in a cyber cafe, a beautiful flower just appeared after d door, since i was close to d door-she asked me, pls wia is d receptionist? i looked her face and answered..before she turned her attention away from me, i started scanning my brain about d right words to use; i dint know wen i said- u look soo handsome

Enahi: Lol that's not my name o,imagine if I had given the guy my real name.

You are in trouble na this name I go dey call you from now on

spydeer: me tooo, i av to confess that i av once been a worse toaster...som years ago, i was surfing in a cyber cafe, a beautiful flower just appeared after d door, since i was close to d door-she asked me, pls wia is d receptionist? i looked her face and answered..before she turned her attention away from me, i started scanning my brain about d right words to use; i dint know wen i said- u look soo handsome

OMG! i don laff tire

opefoye: I believe winning a lady's hrt start frm just frndship. Guyzz shd start doin dat instead of disgracing guyzzzzz(real guys)

One of the last thing I would do is to stop a lady on the road, mall etc, no matter ur looks u r on ur own.
Some do initiate conversation but its not my way,

Something must bring us together else all u can get from me is, hi, hello, good morning, good day,

Even is university days, the only ladies i have their number are those that worked on same practical group or needed some assistance. But I can talk to everyone on general bases with nothing personal.

#My wife is among my friends,

For u to end up as my wife, you must be my best friend

Can't remember when I toast a Girl last and she said no, anyway I am a fine Guy jaree

Pointing at one small frame leaning on a ride 'my boss wants to have a word with you '

No matter your charms, I have x you before even making the trip.

I don't know why a guy would think he will get a gal that way. Even frnds act d boss drama.

Omomehn: Omo mehn! I'm a guy but i was wooed. We were on a bike at night and she complained she was really cold. So all i did was grab her(boobs) from behind, she didnt complain and that made me put my hands inside her bra, still she was quiet. When we got off the bike she was like "Do u mind giving me ur number?"

After touching boobies...... You were wooed? Hilarious..... *singing* she wants more! She wants more! Rotfl

aaronson: dang girl you look top notch,actually what made me quoted you is to let you know your signature were words from my cousin who passed on years back...*sobs

who is that ur uncle?

If you aint shakur family, it is lie.

papiforreal:

who is that ur uncle?

If you aint shakur family, it is lie.

funny because this is 2014 and some learned people can't just distinguish between sarcasm and straight talk

olashas:
2pac?

lmao... May be his uncle was forming being the owner of the quote.

kika23:
After touching boobies...... You were wooed? Hilarious..... *singing* she wants more! She wants more! Rotfl

lmao. she is such a diva so i could not say no. we eventually dated. dont ask for my digits too o.

aaronson: funny because this is 2014 and some learned people can't just distinguish between sarcasm and straight talk

got it dude, just decided to tease you too,

funny because this 2014 how a learned people just can't just decipher in a statement.

papiforreal:

got it dude, just decided to tease you too,

funny because this 2014 how a learned people just can't just decipher in a statement.

*a learned people,correct that!!!!! I'm out this b!tchy convo

though a little off topic bt I'm this kinda guy who doesnt ask random girls out, i'd rather make friends first to know if ur fit to be mine(the cautious & studious type if you like). During the course of the friendship before i make my mind up on her, she would more often than not make the move. And i'll be like "cool, lets see how it goes". In other words, i dont recall ever making a direct approach on a gurl, i'd rather warm my way into her heart and let her make up her mind......and they always do. 100%

lol

lol one guy said i would die for you like JESUS I told him to gaan die

One guy I met in a bus really made me cracked my ribs . After all his grammar and forming Yankee dude,he end up telling me that he want to change my surname . He forgot that I was there when a lady brought him to the park,bought ticket for him and gave him some money

opefoye: haha madam easy naw.lol

Are u 1 of dem? L L @ spydeer nd priscaoge.......some guys can form ehn

Omomehn: lmao. she is such a diva so i could not say no. we eventually dated. dont ask for my digits too o.

Awwww..... So sweet...... You should tell your children the story of how you met their mother.... Lmao! And please may i have your digits?

Dem dey tell dat kind story?

kika23:
Awwww..... So sweet...... You should tell your children the story of how you met their mother.... Lmao! And please may i have your digits?