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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 1:18pm On Oct 30, 2019
Igethope:
Hopefully! I’m thinking of writing again. But I’m thinking should I do TCF or TEF?



You are giving these guys too much money. Once is enough.

Try the provinces. I do not see the wisdom in spending so much. That is my advice anyway.

Save your money.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Fans Abuse Aubameyang After His Lamborghini Gets Stuck (Photos) by Enculer: 1:09pm On Oct 30, 2019
Arsenal fans are all wankers.
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Just Infected Me With Gonorrhoea by Enculer: 9:20am On Oct 30, 2019
kellypara:
Guys I need your advice pls. I have been dating this girl for a year now and just when I thought I have found someone that I love and loves me back, She infected me with Gonorrhoea.
Pls guys, what should I do now?

Stupid boy. Was it oral gonorrhoea she gave you? Hope you also did not have to search for toothpick to remove her pubic hair from in between your teeth after eating.

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Tells Nnamdi Kanu To Apply For "Zoo Visa" by Enculer: 7:48am On Oct 30, 2019
Jimi24:


Kanu was allowed to escape through the cooperation of DSS and some other intelligence services. Before that, he was also allowed to be bailed out under special arrangements. The man is inconsequential. All the arrangements are due to the RESPECT that Nigeria has for the Igbo tribe.

Every IPOB supporter should stop deceiving themselves. The guy is just wasting their destinies.

Just look at how STUPID he is making these Orlu chiefs look. How does he now get back into Nigeria? . He apparently was not legally deported but has the status of a jail breaker and bail jumper. Obviously DSS people have a lot of brains working for them

You are a fool.

Did KANU beg anyone?
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Tells Nnamdi Kanu To Apply For "Zoo Visa" by Enculer: 7:47am On Oct 30, 2019
Techdra:
This simply tells the literacy rate amongst Igbos. Whose passport did Kanu use to gain entry into the US? A Biafran passport that isn't recognized by any country's embassy? Or is there an "Igbo" passport? Look at the pieces of sh*t embarrassing themselves in SA. They call Nigeria names but they behave like animals... Tueh!

You are a fool and a disgrace to your tribe.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Tells Nnamdi Kanu To Apply For "Zoo Visa" by Enculer: 7:46am On Oct 30, 2019
airminem:
Kanu, Your mother will be buried in Nigeria. But when you die, certainly the ZOO will be your resting palace.
RIP MAMA KANU

Burried in Biafra and not the zoo.

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Tells Nnamdi Kanu To Apply For "Zoo Visa" by Enculer: 7:46am On Oct 30, 2019
GoTV:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Nnamdi Kanu is a disgrace to every Christian worldwide from the religious perspective for aligning with Israel and Judaism. A well known terrorist like Kanu who almost made we Christians clash with our peaceful Muslim brothers because of his incessant hate speeches towards the north and the west doesn't deserve to see the light of the day. I suggest the federal government seize his mother's corpse for following the useless man to court in Abuja in solidarity and cremate it to serve as a deterrence to parents Who supports their children's criminality or feed her carcass to the Crocs in Nile river. Nnamdi kanu deserves to be locked up at ADX Florence in Colorado with the likes of his fellow terrorists like Elchapo and Muttalab for endangering the unity of our beloved country Nigeria. sad


Fake fool. Zoo mentality and a zombie at heart.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Tells Nnamdi Kanu To Apply For "Zoo Visa" by Enculer: 7:45am On Oct 30, 2019
He should not come to the zoo.

Leave the zoo people to enjoy their change.
Politics / Re: Soldier Begs Churches To Pray For Soldiers Fighting Boko Haram. See Reactions by Enculer: 4:54am On Oct 30, 2019
Fighting boko haram?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 9:11pm On Oct 29, 2019
Worldtaker:
That's what I am tryna avoid on this thread, once u have a defeatist attitude, you are a gonna. NEVER, U listen to anybody here telling u what is impossible or something is good or bad. Always make findings yourself, otherwise u will be confused.
The journey seems arduous, but we can't arrive in Canny by being pessimistic all the time.
Belief has the capacity to create the WAY. Never forget that folks!!

Defeatist? Not me mate. I was only highlighting the reality. I am laughing ironically at the stress people have to go through that's all. Do you cry? Nope. You laugh!!

Ironic laugh that it. If you get the irony. People busting their a.ss to get the scores and all.

You do realise that getting through express entry is just the beginning.

That is the bigger picture. If just getting to Canada is your final dream I feel there are tons ways you can get the nomination (and I am not an expert).
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:40pm On Oct 29, 2019
Still chuckling to myself.

The whole process is stringent. The guys are setting some high language standards.

Not easy.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:39pm On Oct 29, 2019
Fabguen:


To clarify, it's very possible to get 470+ with max IELTS and at least a CLB 7 TEF.

But if you have already maxed out IELTS like Framaro has, you can't get a 470+ score without a CLB 7 TEF (Except if you have a Masters, sibling points, or canadian education)

Interesting stuff.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:37pm On Oct 29, 2019
Worldtaker:
@ Enculer, Let's put our heart to rest, put the highest score of TEF score and put the highest IELTS score let's see what you get. Simulate it here:
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/crs-tool.asp

I am no expert. Still trying make out the whole thing.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 7:51pm On Oct 29, 2019
Fabguen:

I'm afraid it is nearly impossible to get a 470 with this combination - even with a maximum IELTS - given the other factors are constant.

Really? Interesting stuff.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 7:12pm On Oct 29, 2019
Fabguen:


Only EO is graded locally and passed through quality reviews in France.

The rest is graded in France.

That is useful information.
Celebrities / Re: Helen And Susan: Davido's Accusers In Handcuff After Being Caught (Video) by Enculer: 6:39pm On Oct 29, 2019
Stupid girls.

The brain of an average Nigerian girl.

Low IQ, low morals, low standards. A liability to the nation.

The boys do not fare better.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 6:21pm On Oct 29, 2019
Philips49:
L 8 s 7.5 w 7 R 8.5.
Thanks. Was able to figure it out. The point is still low. It’s a lower b2.


I see. So how does the final score stack up?

Are you in the 460s?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:45pm On Oct 29, 2019
Philips49:
CE (Reading): 187/300 - b2
CO (Listening): 225/360 - b2
EE (Writing): 295450 - b2
EO (Speaking): 298/450 - b2


How many points will this add to express entry

Good results. What were your results in the IELTS?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:44pm On Oct 29, 2019
Framaro:
I've maxed out ielts 8.5/8/8/8.
I had just completed b2 level before taking d tef exam. Im thinking of retaking the test but I'm thinking of CBT. Not sure yet





Your results are really cool. I hope I can get that in my IELTS.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:42pm On Oct 29, 2019
Worldtaker:
I don't know if you wanna try IELTS again, but if you can max it with this scores, you're already post 470 CRS. If not you can try TEF one more time. If I may ask, what was your proficiency level before attempting TEF?

Explain more please. Are you saying that you can get 470 if you do well in both IELTS and TEF?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 4:16pm On Oct 29, 2019
They put all these hurdles like companies are waiting for you at the airport with jobs.

Language tests, academic qualifications, bank deposits and all.....

Not easy.

All the best everyone

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 3:23pm On Oct 29, 2019
Framaro:
CE is essentially from those 85 texts
EO try to say something each time the examiner gives an excuse. I didn't really have a formula



Who gets to mark the exam? The guys in the school? I think it is subjective then just like IELTS.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 3:22pm On Oct 29, 2019
Framaro:
I didn't make it. I needed clb 7 all tru
Please i need info on quebec or anywhere else i can use dis
@mamaroom svp





Hang on,

You mean you will not score extra points with what you got?

Even with IELTS as primary test?
Politics / Re: Police Clash With IPOB Members In Ebonyi by Enculer: 3:05pm On Oct 29, 2019
mujibson:
Our blodas from that side will not like this .... Most of them we have here are only keyboard warriors, online chestbeaters... Thank God they were only injured, no live was lost...

Idiot. I am sure you are one of the fools that love discrimination.

You speak like a sh.ithole resident.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 3:02pm On Oct 29, 2019
I am happy people are doing well in TEF.

3 B2s and 1 C2 is very good.

Well done.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 2:30pm On Oct 29, 2019
Framaro:
Result tef 28/09/2019
CE C2
CO B2 CLB 6
EE B2 CLB 6
EO B2 CLB 7
Hmnnn
It is well

Congrats. All done.

So what next? Have you done IELTS?
Your results here will defo buy you some points.

Please debrief the house and let us know your tips and all for the benefit of others.
Politics / Re: Police Clash With IPOB Members In Ebonyi by Enculer: 2:27pm On Oct 29, 2019
So you guys have finally included the killing of Igbos by the cowardly Nigerian army.

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Crime / Re: Abuja Massacre: Shaheed Farouq Ahmad, 300 Level Student Of UNIMAID Killed by Enculer: 2:26pm On Oct 29, 2019
So you guys have finally included the killing of Igbos by the cowardly Nigerian army.
Crime / Re: #AbujaMassacre Trends On Twitter Over Video Of Soldiers Shooting At Protesters by Enculer: 11:08am On Oct 29, 2019
PureFace1:


What about the civilians Biafra soldiers massacred ?

You are crying all over the internet as if War is like a football match.

You know the repercussion of War


Your hate singled you out.
Crime / Re: #AbujaMassacre Trends On Twitter Over Video Of Soldiers Shooting At Protesters by Enculer: 10:31am On Oct 29, 2019
Bigiyo:
lmao
Ur brain is not working

You are an slowpoke.

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