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Crime / Re: #AbujaMassacre Trends On Twitter Over Video Of Soldiers Shooting At Protesters by Enculer: 10:26am On Oct 29, 2019
How about the Igbos killed?

You massacared 3 millions igbos and you want that washed under the bridge?

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 10:19am On Oct 29, 2019
Worldtaker:
Fellow TEfarians, please these 85 long textes or past questions, are they for CO or CE or both?
Thanks.

CE. You can get the CO ones as well. Check the TEF fabebook page.

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And Yolanda Pfeiffer Welcome New Baby Girl, Oluchi by Enculer: 8:50am On Oct 29, 2019
BluntBoy:


You heard. It means you are not sure or certain.

So, what is the essence of giving the advice about brooms and cockroaches?

Thank you. Nigerians generally have low IQ and lack the qualities of research and validation/verification of information. They are easy to deceive, easy to control and like a leaves in the wind.

Above all, they cannot mind their business.

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And Yolanda Pfeiffer Welcome New Baby Girl, Oluchi by Enculer: 8:49am On Oct 29, 2019
Threebear:
Hope he treats this one better than he did the first .

Heard he emotionally and physically his first wife .

Dear second wife know that the same broom used to kill the cockroach will also be used to kill the rat . cool

You heard from his wife? You Nigerians are pathetic. Gossip queens and kings.

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Career / Re: Her Firm Increased Her Pay To Match That Of a New Job (Please Advise) by Enculer: 7:09am On Oct 29, 2019
She should not even think of staying.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:31am On Oct 29, 2019
Kennyyo:
TEF passe à Lomé samedi le 26 octobre, 2019.

CO: Benin, aide scolaire
CE: biere verte, patheons Haiti, un nouveau logiciel, les chauffeurs, and others.
EO: A. Call Train company to get information on their packages
B: Convince a friend to become a product tester.
EE. A. A 96yr old woman unfortunately had to sell her house.
B. Travels and holidays are worth more than certificates

Overall it was a nice experience. Had to drop the idea of TCF because the changed their dates.

For those who are already in B1/B2, just get on that Facebook page and get the link to those 85 past questions. I doubt there was any questions from both the CO and CE that I hadn't seen before. Although I didn't revise like 2 of the long texts and one of the long recordings for CO, but I had treated virtually every single question.

For the EO, practice speaking. It's not as difficult. The examiners were helpful with giving me confidence. Just keep practicing and don't stress too much.

I was thrown off balance by the EE. I struggled a bit. It's the only place I have a bit of fear. Though I try to ensure my grammar was correct but I didn't flow well.

Hopefully I can come back and share good news I'm another 4-6weeks.

Best of luck to us all.


TEF can be smoother than IELTS if everything clicks for a candidate.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye's Prayer About Protocols Suspended: Nigerians React On Twitter by Enculer: 5:05am On Oct 29, 2019
The pastor said a prayer of lazy and fraudulent people

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye's Prayer About Protocols Suspended: Nigerians React On Twitter by Enculer: 5:04am On Oct 29, 2019
nkemjacob2:
There is ntin wrong wit dis prayer. Wen GOD Want to bless u, extra ordinary tins hapen beyond men mere understanding. This comment are coming from canal tinking

You are lazy.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye's Prayer About Protocols Suspended: Nigerians React On Twitter by Enculer: 5:04am On Oct 29, 2019
This pastor is a fraud. His followers are stupid fraudulent sheep.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:03pm On Oct 28, 2019
Worldtaker:
Enculer, Are you a man/ woman? When some newbies join on this Canny Waka, they want to speak right now even more than you that have started a long time before them. Yet they don't want to spend by going to school offline or online neither are they willing to take the 1 year minimum to learn themselves. You wonder what do they want.
There are two ways to go to Canada
1. Be patient, economise and be frugal and wait till CRS come down or join PNP.
2. Where I belong: I work hard like my name is hard & spend even though I have to suspend some things in order to earn my goal.
Enculer & I, like others here will give all it takes to get what we want. So help us GOD!!

I am a guy. Yeah, I agree with you and I understand the urgency with the guys wanting to get extra points using French.

It is hard for sure, although some people are very good at languages. The challenge with learning in Nigeria is the lack of immersion options. Plus you need people who are extra motivated alongside you.

I still think it is possible through other IT means but you will need to spend a lot on connections and all.

I will check to see results and thank goodness for the provincial stuff....
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 4:03pm On Oct 28, 2019
Worldtaker:
Let's motivate ourselves, I am already eyeing the exam though I 'm still undergoing training. Have u attempted any Fait divers?

I have gone past the motivation stage. LOL. I have gone and fought as a gladiator already - 17th october. It is now you guys' turn to face the music. He he he (just kidding).

Read journals on fait divers. Read fait divers from RFI.fr and other French news sites. Read at least 3 per week just to get the gist. All you need to work on first is understanding the gist, the structure, the tense to use, etc.

The rest will come.

Work on spelings as well.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 1:59pm On Oct 28, 2019
Framaro:
Please where did you write the computer based tef?



Alliance Française de Londres
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 12:53pm On Oct 28, 2019
French is not an easy language. You need plenty of time to study. You also need some form of immersion.

One year minimum study. You need to think about how you get the pronunciation as well.

So if you are looking at getting a B2 minimum in speaking, 1 year is minimum. You gotta work though. You gonna have to say goodbye to doing many things and seeing many people during that time.

Otherwise forget it. I see even the French make mistakes when they write or speak. You gotta be dedicated. No messing around.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Depart Abuja For FII, Saudi Arabia Monday. Nigerians React by Enculer: 4:52am On Oct 28, 2019
Terrorist dumb president.

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Travel / Re: Luggage Above N50,000 Attract Duties - Customs Reminds Passengers by Enculer: 9:02pm On Oct 27, 2019
Hausa fulani have destroyed the zoo country called Nigeria

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 7:15pm On Oct 27, 2019
Zanotee:



This guy ba...


Yes, I think that is the guy. 2 perfect scores. Can you imagine IELTS giving someone perfect scores? No way. There is no way you speak goof French and they give you less than C1 - impossible. You would have to be pretty poor and determined to fail for you to get less than C1 (for Francophones).

IELTS sucks balls plus it is more expensive.

I will give it my try.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 7:12pm On Oct 27, 2019
Worldtaker:
I feel like advising every body to learn French cos sometimes you think you are very sound in English, and IELTS will just humble you at times, it can be demoralizing, any how God dey!! Canada is a goal!!!

Exactly. The questions are crazy. The speaking section has 3 parts right? TEF has got only 2. In addition, I sa a new fill in the gap type questions in the Section 1 of the Listening Section.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:24pm On Oct 27, 2019
Fabguen:


Madness! Lol...quite incredible.

That was what motivated me. Plus I saw the way the guys were practicing online. LOL.

The advice I would give a young person straight from Uni is to set a 2-year plan - prepare hard and learn French.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:21pm On Oct 27, 2019
Worldtaker:
Yes bro, I read a testimony of someone getting PPR 3 months Post AOR, I think she used French as primary option.

Sorry, I am still a novice here. When you say PPR do you mean Provincial Permanent Residency?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:01pm On Oct 27, 2019
Worldtaker:
I am telling u, if you can smash TEF like mad, nobody will bother much about IELTS, moreover French comes handy more and more advantageous in Canada. @Enculer, have u written TEF before?

Unfortunately I am not young so I need to hustle both exams. Reason I was kicking myself when I dropped points in the listening.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 4:56pm On Oct 27, 2019
Worldtaker:
I am telling u, if you can smash TEF like mad, nobody will bother much about IELTS, moreover French comes handy more and more advantageous in Canada. @Enculer, have u written TEF before?

I wrote on the 17th. I am expecting my results in speaking and writing but I saw the first two immediately.

I was the only one in the centre. Turned the volume loud. No disturbance. I wrote a couple of years back to test my level for professional reasons. TEF not TEF Canada. I had B2 in all but 1 (speaking- C1).


There were noisy guys in the room. People reading out loud. They were extra inconsiderate. Plus they were quick. I almost went crazy.

So when I was usherd in this time. I was like yes I am king in this hall.

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I have a sneaky feeling that TEF is made to encourage Francophones to score high. IELTS guys are just di.cks (excuse my French).

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 4:51pm On Oct 27, 2019
Fabguen:


450! shocked shocked

If I still have a copy I will post it.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2019
Fabguen:


450! shocked shocked

Yeah. I saw the raw scores from the certificate. The guy had a C2 in speaking as well cannot remember the score but it was outrageous. Almost as if the marker took a couple of points by force. LOL.

He did not need IELTS for other reasons though.

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Politics / Re: Opinion: Was Jonathan The Most Attacked Nigerian President When He Was In Power? by Enculer: 4:45pm On Oct 27, 2019
livebyday:
Yes he was , in hindsight I can confidently say it was rather unjustly ..

But still he remains a dummy ... He allowed Nigerians to buy into the fraud that buhari sold hence the present dire economy.

If only.GEJ had shown some spunk and guts.. our standard for a leader would have been much higher than to allow the likes of buhari into aso rock


You are the dummy and fool that allowed the late Buhari to come into power.

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Travel / Re: Before You Discourage Canada Hopefuls by Enculer: 2:16pm On Oct 27, 2019
Saintp:


I have not actually lived in Europe. I have only been to 2 European countries on business visits which didn't last more than a month on different times so I can't really say much about Europe.

However the West (western Europe and North America) is almost the same when it comes to how their society works except for just few ideological differences.

Cheers
Family / Re: My Rich Brother Does Not Care About Us.... by Enculer: 2:13pm On Oct 27, 2019
A family with 7 kids and all the other 6 are still suckling one sibling is a cursed one.

Even though I do not believe in superstition.
Family / Re: My Rich Brother Does Not Care About Us.... by Enculer: 2:12pm On Oct 27, 2019
CanadianNaija:


From your post and how affected you are by this I guess you’re one of those parasites that suck on the relatives?

Stop being lazy, go and make your own luck...whatever rich relative you’re jealous of right now will be more inclined to help if they see that you’re making an effort.


Thank you my FELLOW Canadian.

The nerve some Nigerians have is just remarkable.

They sit their fat asses down expecting goodies

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Family / Re: My Rich Brother Does Not Care About Us.... by Enculer: 1:51pm On Oct 27, 2019
Tosinayoko:
Your "rich" brother isn't responsible for you.... "everyman shall work out his own salvation" Holy Bible

Do not mind them.

I ask again ...are they disabled?
Family / Re: My Rich Brother Does Not Care About Us.... by Enculer: 1:47pm On Oct 27, 2019
emrain:
All we want is that brotherly love.

Because he's rich.

If you want something from him, ask. Don't sit your entitled ass somewhere and hope that he'll be thinking about you and readily gift you money just because you're his sibling.

Thank you abeg. Most people on here are supporting the OP because they think the same.

Waiting for cash cow to milk.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 1:44pm On Oct 27, 2019
ayandee:
Please how do I check the results in 4weeks time? Or would I be notified by mail? Was given a small slip containing ID and password. On what site will I use that?

Relax. You will smash. Tidy up other areas while waiting. Tidy up your Canadian package while waiting.

I have started revising for my IELTS. Doing listening. My results in writing and speak g might be the 1000kV jolt up the arse I need to double up IELTS preps.

I am taking it easy for now.

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