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Politics / Re: Sadiya Umar Farouq Visits Onitsha Fire Outbreak Scene - Photos by Enculer: 11:01am On Oct 19, 2019
The woman will be sweet to fvck
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo, His Wife And Children On Vacation (Photos) by Enculer: 10:37am On Oct 19, 2019
dapsoneh:
Kresty Fc
If this man is truly a rapist, he has girls too and he reads his bible
The sins of the fathers shall be visited on the children
God knows hidden things

Idiot. Move along with your archaic African mentality.
Go prove him guilty in the court of law with proofs.
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo, His Wife And Children On Vacation (Photos) by Enculer: 10:36am On Oct 19, 2019
dapsoneh:
Kresty Fc
If this man is truly a rapist, he has girls too and he reads his bible
The sins of the fathers shall be visited on the children
God knows hidden things

Idiot. Move along with your archaic African mentality.
Go prove him guilty in the courtbpf law with proofs.
Politics / Re: Sadiya Umar Farouq Visits Onitsha Fire Outbreak Scene - Photos by Enculer: 9:25am On Oct 19, 2019
she is still fvckable.
Politics / Re: Biafra Zionists Vow To Launch New Currency. by Enculer: 8:55am On Oct 19, 2019
oyebanji44:
Only a fool will support ibo for presidency in 2023

And you are who? Demon?

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Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates His 85th Birthday Today by Enculer: 8:52am On Oct 19, 2019
Evil man. Fulani slave.

His people enjoyed the gift of the Fulanis a bit but will fully enjoy it when the South leaves them with the North.

Very soon.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:18am On Oct 19, 2019
Passed my TEF yesterday in the UK.

CO - C1


Missed opportunity as I messed up a long question. I am still angry as I knew exactly where I missed 4 questions. The fifth question I failed was I mixed up library and biblioteque in the part C. So I know the 5 I missed. It could have been 7 in the end. I feel like punching my head. That is where I screwed up and I knew it, otherwise the homophones section was a breeze 10/10 sure.

All new questions.


CE - C2


Question: bierre vert, transport, Ange saint Michel.

EE- Results in 3 weeks.


Expecting a B2 as I feel I messed up the fait divers. Went blank for some strange reason. The letter to the journal was better but I think I made a few spelling errors which will take me well clear of C1. Missed opportunity I think. If I get B1, I will not jump over a cliff. Such is life.

Questions.

1. Lady forgot her baggage. Continue fait divers.
2. Write to a journal stating your opinion about child access to internet.

EO- Results in 3 weeks


Expecting a C1 minimum unless they screw me up. I went off topic a bit but it was the guy that asked me to "just talk" and "continue talking". Invented stuff and maybe talked a bit too fast. In the first bit, I stopped and the guy had to ask me to continue. LOL.

I was doubtful as to whether I was audible and for some strange reason did not make enough eye contact. Na wa oh.

Questions.
1. Call a hotel to ask for info about staying there.
2. Convince a friend to do sports.


I need to work on IELTS. I need materials. I must not screw this one up if not, no EE for me.

I am kind of happy I did TEF first because na red eyes I go use do IELTS.

Abeg if anybody get materials for IELTS. I plan to start by next week in earnest.

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Crime / Re: CAN Reacts As MURIC Assiciates Kidnapping To Christianity by Enculer: 8:01am On Oct 19, 2019
Islam, the scourge of mankind.
Crime / Re: CAN Reacts As MURIC Assiciates Kidnapping To Christianity by Enculer: 8:00am On Oct 19, 2019
ogbuefi677:
The present leadership of CAN is the most useless.
Why respond to that mad mumuric man?

Idiot.
Politics / Re: 5 Youngest Heads Of State In Nigeria's History: Age And Date Of Birth (Video) by Enculer: 7:07am On Oct 19, 2019
All northern demons.
Politics / Re: Buhari Celebrates Yakubu Gowon On His 85th Birthday by Enculer: 4:35am On Oct 19, 2019
OgaBuhari:
shut up there osu

Are you a Yoruba demon? Or a northern slave or an Islamic demon?
Politics / Re: Buhari Celebrates Yakubu Gowon On His 85th Birthday by Enculer: 5:18pm On Oct 18, 2019
Johans1991:
God bless Gowon. You really show us that no nonentity can divide this country. Let's come together to build a prosperous Nigeria.
Gowon is really a living LEGEND


Nigeria is finished. Only a matter of time.
Politics / Re: Buhari Celebrates Yakubu Gowon On His 85th Birthday by Enculer: 5:17pm On Oct 18, 2019
Gowon led the greatest genocide in Africa.

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Many Nigerians Can't Sing National Anthem by Enculer: 4:16am On Oct 18, 2019
Who wants to sing the zoo's anthem?
Travel / Re: LASTMA Vehicle Falls While Chasing A Car From Onipanu To Maryland, Lagos (Video) by Enculer: 2:07pm On Oct 17, 2019
The zoological republic.
Travel / Re: Before You Discourage Canada Hopefuls by Enculer: 7:46am On Oct 16, 2019
babakb:


But alot of Nigerians don't know how to understand French despite the fact that we're surrounded by French speaking countries.....

A good reason for them to learn French is that it will not only brighten their chances for nomination but also improve their employability in Canada. Plus if they plan to take up citizenship and public positions, being bilingual is a plus (if not a must).
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 12:28pm On Oct 15, 2019
Everyone preparing for TEF.

My prayer is that your hardwork will pay and that the breaks will come your way.

You have worked hard, you deserve some luck as well. Good mood, good weather, good examiner, good questions.

Victory is yours.

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Travel / Re: Before You Discourage Canada Hopefuls by Enculer: 12:26pm On Oct 15, 2019
babakb:


TEF is not compulsory but it will greatly accumulate more points for you.

True True. 100% correct. Just throw it in there so they know. TEF needs more publicity, especially for Nigerians;

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Travel / Re: Before You Discourage Canada Hopefuls by Enculer: 10:24am On Oct 15, 2019
babakb:


Your best bet to relocate to Canada as a permanent resident is through any of the following Skilled Worker Programs:

Express Entry
Atlantic Immigration Pilot Program
Provincial Nominee Program
And in few months Rural and Northern Immigration Program

But for any program you intend to run you must get 3 documents ready:

1. ECA Report (You can use WES or ICAS to get this report.
2. IELTS Result.
3. Employment Reference Letter

And TEF. Do not forget.
Politics / Re: Fatima, Mamman Daura Daughter Leaked Aisha Buhari’s Video, Presidency Reacts by Enculer: 10:01pm On Oct 14, 2019
Zoo people.
Politics / Re: Fatima, Mamman Daura’s Daughter: Aisha Buhari Attacked Us In Aso Rock by Enculer: 10:00pm On Oct 14, 2019
Lords over afonja.
Education / Re: Anti-Islam Policy: University Of Ibadan Professors Petition Management by Enculer: 4:39am On Oct 14, 2019
Lazy people.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Confirms Video Of Her Ranting In Aso Rock by Enculer: 8:33pm On Oct 13, 2019
Her pvssy has been serviced well in the uk

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2019
Page 2/2

Replace the verb "montrer" with "realiser" in the 3rd paragraph to avoid repeating verb.

Work in progress.....

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 5:10pm On Oct 13, 2019
Getting the skeleton ready....

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Fashion / Re: Lady Embarrassed For Wearing Skimpy Dress On The Road by Enculer: 5:08pm On Oct 13, 2019
Black men are animals.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 4:06pm On Oct 13, 2019
Section B:

Respond to an Article.

I have a skeleton I use.......You might structure yours differently but this is the one I plan to use. I can always modify it "au fur et a mesure..."

I will attempt 2 letters by tomorrow. One in agreement and one in opposition. Try to think of a third situation in case you are asked to stay neutral....."au cas ou"

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Politics / Re: Jubilation As Aisha Buhari Returns To Aso Rock (photos, Videos) by Enculer: 3:08pm On Oct 13, 2019
It will be a dream to slid my r.od into her as.s and cane her senseless.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 11:21am On Oct 13, 2019
Mummychichi:


Hi. I sent you a DM

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