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Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by Enculer: 3:32pm On Dec 19, 2020
Ace0010:


Rah I’ll just have to stick with attestation and hope for the best; quite difficult getting Birth Certificate without the old one.
Also, I’ve translated it but I was told I might have to legalise it at the Ministry Of Foreign Affairs also. How did you get yours done?

Hello

Any luck with the attestation?
Politics / Re: Naomi Campbell Reacts To Rescue Of Kidnapped Kankara Schoolboys by Enculer: 1:20pm On Dec 18, 2020
Eriggs:
JONATHAN and his cronies that told us no girls were ever kidnapped, may God punish all of you wherever you are , along with your Nairaland hypocrites.

May Allah bless President Buhari and Katsina state gov for doing everything to secure them. This is what chiboks girls lost from Jonathan when they were abducted cos PDP and Jonathan denied the girls goes missing until after 3 weeks by then it's too late to safe them.


Dead
Politics / Re: Photos Of Kidnapped Kankara Students After Their Release by Enculer: 4:57am On Dec 18, 2020
Poor script
Romance / Re: Saggy Boobs: Nigerian Lady Cries Out After Being Body-Shamed Repeatedly (Video) by Enculer: 11:26pm On Dec 17, 2020
I need bleach for my eyes now.
Travel / Re: Should I Invest In Nigeria Or Wait Until I Get A Permanent Stay In Abroad? by Enculer: 3:29pm On Dec 14, 2020
Thegamingorca:
Our geography scholar. Better save that money and plan for Canada.

You can worry about gaining land in Nigeria after settling down permanently in Canada.

The lands are not running

Hmmmm
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Celebrates Her 47th Birthday With A Throwback Photo by Enculer: 10:14am On Dec 13, 2020
She is pretty
Travel / Re: Should I Marry Here Or When I Travel Overseas? by Enculer: 3:04pm On Dec 09, 2020
hector:

I am 32. I am planning to move overseas- America, Canada, Europe or Australia in that order. But I'm seriously considering settling down before I turn 35 or at most 35. My problem right now is having to decide if getting married before i travel will be a better idea considering how uncertain things might be for a new immigrant.

I can be skeptical towards ladies, very selective and reserved. So I want to hear your suggestions please..

Move to Europe.
Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by Enculer: 9:46pm On Dec 07, 2020
davide470:
It is required for many processes (Social Security, Ameli, Titre de Sejour renewal etc.) and ensure ALL the names on your birth certificate is the same as the ones on your passport, if not, you would have to do a new NPC birth certificate.

You can use Alliance Française to translate and ensure they certify it with their stamp. (On a good day, they also accept the English version)

I did not use mine for AMELI though
Travel / Re: 10 Things You Need To Do When You First Get To Canada by Enculer: 4:46pm On Dec 03, 2020
NiklauseFred:
That number 8 tho undecided

Is it necessary?

Absolute rubbish. Nigerians and slavery.
Car Talk / Re: My Experience With A Man I Bashed His SUV Yesterday. by Enculer: 12:29pm On Nov 30, 2020
Carchoice:
I bashed an SUV yesterday, I thought the driver was taking off and I charged up to follow him just to beat the messy traffic, he braked immediately and it happened. His bumper was a bit disjointed on the right side, and almost pulled off one of the mini brake lights on the bumper. Nothing happened to my car.

We parked by the road side and Mr got out of control. I kept telling to calm down that I acknowledged it was my fault and mistake. I started hearing things like, who are you? How old are you? You small boy, go and ask of me in so so and so autos store”

I kept telling him to calm down but he wasn’t having it. Cost of damage running into hundred and some thousands was given to me. I was working on making a transfer while he was still fuming in anger and saying a lot. All of a sudden he entered his car and told his friend to hop in, I tried pleading with him to wait, he refused and even told me he will do worse should he get down from his car. I told his friend to tell him to calm down but he shouted at his friend to close his door and zoomed off.

On my way home I realized a lot from the incident, ALOT. The man was not interested in taking money from me. He was that angry because he knows he was not going to take money from me and he knows he was going to bear the cost of fixing the car. He was angry because he did not leave his house to go and bear cost for another person and the incident will likely ruin the rest of his day. I felt bad. I felt his pain. A Lexus SUV for the men.

But why was he feeling intimidated by asking my age and social status? Maybe it was my body composure, because I wasn’t looking fazed, I knew I already made a mistake which I have to pay for. I accept my mistakes easily, it helps me beat and teach myself for correction.

Then he also asked me this question;

“Where are you rushing to?”

this question will be my motto for 2021.


The incident also reminded me of my Ma, back then when it was time to pay school fees and we ask her for money, she starts acting as if they are stinging her needles. Woe betide you should you forget to do chores or refused to run errands for her, she’ll kill you in peace and keep the school fees money instead.

Most humans expresses pains with anger and rage

Watch videos of how people in the Western world drive.

Learn from this.
Travel / Re: How Can I Get A New Birth Certificate by Enculer: 8:00pm On Nov 29, 2020
I will try to contact NPC but does anyone know if the certificate to be issued will also include parent's details?

Thanks for your help.
Travel / Re: How Can I Get A New Birth Certificate by Enculer: 7:59pm On Nov 29, 2020
driving:


If you are above 18, you can't get NPC birth certificate but you can get an attestation of age from same NPC.
Or the old form F LASG birth certificate. I can process either of the 2 for you. Contact me

I have sent a private message to you
Crime / Re: Seven People Killed In Fresh Kaduna Attack by Enculer: 7:57pm On Nov 29, 2020
Please try to make peace.

Live as a family.
Travel / Re: How Can I Get A New Birth Certificate by Enculer: 7:55pm On Nov 29, 2020
Tekzyflex:
contact NPC national population commission...Tell someone to do it for you in absentia.

Thanks for this tip.
Travel / How Can I Get A New Birth Certificate by Enculer: 2:40pm On Nov 29, 2020
Hello All,

Please how do I go about getting a new birth certificate from outside Nigeria?

I was born in Nigeria but I require a new Birth certificate as I cannot find the original one that was issued.

Kindly help.

Regards.
Romance / Re: I Find It Hard To Leave My Cheating Girlfriend, Help by Enculer: 6:10pm On Nov 28, 2020
Send her for canning.
Family / Re: Sister Pours Hot Water On Brother Over Disagreement About Married Man (Graphic) by Enculer: 9:22am On Nov 25, 2020
Fake story.


People are so desperate for views and likes.
Politics / Re: CCTV Footage Shows Military Started Fire At Lekki Toll Gate by Enculer: 8:13pm On Nov 21, 2020
SilverNorGold:
Although I am an avid supporter of President Buhari cos of his many stellar achievements, honesty and integrity, it's things like this(his softness) that's making me not very happy with him. Why sit and watch wicked elements and fake news purveyors run this country aground? What's stopping him from declaring war on enemies of Nigeria and fake news merchants?

President Buhari is TOO SOFT for my liking.. If he were Obasanjo or Yaradua or Goodluck Jonathan, would criminal elements like Sowore, Aisha Yesufu and their cohorts dare attempt one quarter of the nonsense that he (President Mohammadu Buhari) has tolerated from them?

This is sad.. President Buhari should do something to nip this nonsense in the bud as quickly as possible before it gets out of hand!

And by the way, what happened to the Social Media regulation bill? Seriously, I am not happy with the way things are going.. I just hope Nigeria survive the wrath of these fake news vicars before PMB comes up with a decisive solution.

May God help Nigeria.

What an idiot you are. Stellar in corruption.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 1:44pm On Nov 20, 2020
robify01:



Thanks a lot for the reply.

Send me a personal message and let's sort it out.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 9:23pm On Nov 18, 2020
Medicals sorted today. We move steadily.

I would like to advise anyone planning to go to Canada to learn French.

Some are young - 26. At 26, you should not have any issues learning new stuff. You never know when you would need French.

Please learn the sexy language.

You might be posted to La France from Canada, you might need to immigrate to La France. You might need to work with French speakers.

I love the sexy language.

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Politics / Re: Katsina Hisbah Destroys 300 Cans And Bottles Of Alcohol (Photos) by Enculer: 4:13pm On Nov 18, 2020
Islam supports nepotism
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 12:43pm On Nov 13, 2020
conscienceman4:
Please house,
Any whatsapp group for TEF candidates?

Try facebook groups. Absolute joy.
Family / Re: Blackson Nwanyanwu & Siblings Accused Of Beating Up Their Brother's Wife (Graphi by Enculer: 7:58pm On Nov 11, 2020
Karlovich:
I wonder why there is so much backwardness in Beerfra, Ojukwu must be turning in his grave. This is not the future he envisaged for his people, in the present day they still label people witches.
cursed.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 11:16pm On Nov 10, 2020
Cyberknight:


Yes you can.

Merci
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:58pm On Nov 10, 2020
isangjohnson:
[quote author=Enculer

I've not gotten to your level yet.
I'll really appreciate if you could response in English.

I think that either TCF or TEF Canada is required for express entry. I do not know if there are other options. Experts here can help to confirm.
Travel / Re: Can Anyone Tell Me How To Get A Nigerian Police Report? by Enculer: 8:13pm On Nov 10, 2020
rhymaholic:
I did the police clearance certificate for my cousin today for 8k. Done and collected today. After printing and thumbprinting, just go with a printed coloured copy of the international passport the page that contains your bio-data. Goto Alagbon, Police force headquarters and it'd be done.

How can someone do it from outside Nigeria?
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 8:09pm On Nov 10, 2020
isangjohnson:
Please, I need answer to the following questions.
1. If someone writes DELF at B2 and pass, will certificate be issued?
2. If yes, will the certificate have any advantage in Canada?
3. Can one omit DELF A2 ,B1 exam and write B2 and still get certificate issued?
4. Can DELF scores be used in place of TEF?
5. Can one register for TEF any time and write for B2 for example without writing A1 or A2?

Bonsoir,

A vérifier mais je ne pense pas du tout. Il faut passer soit le TEF Canada soit le TCF Canada pour l'entrée express.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 6:30pm On Nov 10, 2020
Bonsoir,

Excusez-moi de vous déranger encore.

J'ai vraiment besoin de savoi si je peux demander un certificat de police (du Nigeria) depuis l'étranger.

Avez-vous des REX ou des contacts fiables?

Merci d'avance.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Enculer: 6:21pm On Nov 10, 2020
Good Evening and sorry to bother again. Can someone get police report from outside Nigeria?
Travel / Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by Enculer: 8:58pm On Nov 09, 2020
Portblueholland:
No! Not in Holland. I've lived here for several years and there's a big difference between the Netherlands and Paris. Paris is slowly becoming thirdworld with dirty streets and beggars everywhere and their train stations are very unkept, you can easily get mugged too. Its relatively very different in Holland. We have very strict rules and you'll hardly see dirt on the road plus there is NO pickpokets because of police presense everywhere.

You are comparing a country, The Netherlands with a city, Paris. Paris is not Franace.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 10 by Enculer: 11:19pm On Nov 08, 2020
llade:

Can someone give me clarifications on the above.

We got kids and we got ITA. Even older than you so it is possible.

We plan to roll out as a family.

All the best.

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Enculer: 3:00pm On Nov 08, 2020
Hopeful123:
Congratulations!!!



Thanks a lot.

Documents compilation galore. Booking my family's medicals Monday and afterwards police reports.

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