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Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by Enculer: 9:21am On Jun 12, 2022
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes

You are such a big fool.

You expect the church to fold it's arms and watch its members killed?

You are probably a muslim in disguise.



Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Enculer: 2:13am On May 18, 2022
speak to your friend about all these or search the thread. Most people used friends address for pr card.

Thanks for the tip. Regards.
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Enculer: 2:12am On May 18, 2022
Yo! I would not recommend you drive when you get to Toronto area if you’ve never driven in a North American country. That might not end well.

Thanks for the tip. Will getting around with kids and without a car not be an issue?
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Enculer: 8:24pm On May 15, 2022
international driving license applies to long term visitors no PR, you can drive with your Nigerian licence for 60 or 90 days ( confirm the exact date online) . Come with driving extract from frsc if you have at least 2 years driving experience from Nigeria. Do your SIN, register for health card, open a bank account and collect your cards. Wait for you pr card to also come in the mail.

Thanks a lot for the tip. Don't I need a stable address in order to open a bank account and get the health card and SIN card? I plan to sort out a temporary accommodation during my 3 weeks stay. Do you advice I use a friend's address for receiving the PR card?
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Enculer: 5:04pm On May 10, 2022
bank statements printed few days to travelling, balance in mobile banking app or cash at hand (usd). They have no access to what you declared in your profile and dont check if its the same money used in the application.

Thanks a lot for the detailed response.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Enculer: 5:41am On May 10, 2022
Hello All,

Quick question. What is the way to show proof of funds at the port of entry? So I am thinking that the border officials will request to see proof that you have got funds similar to what you declared in your profile.

Do you need to transfer cash for your first landing?


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Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by Enculer: 1:22am On May 06, 2022
What happened was that my Dad collected a brand new iPhone I bought from me February last year all because some uncivilized people like him keeps telling him the phone I use is very expensive and said it’s used by yahoo boys and which my Dad hate the word YAHOO.

Though , I felt very sad wondering why he would collect a phone from a 27 years old Son.

I pleaded to him severally to please give me back the phone and I also sent some of his friends which they value each other to him to please help me beg him to return the phone but he keeps telling them he’s not gonna give me and instead get me a small phone that doesn’t browse so as to stop having internet access.

After many Months of using a small Android phone which is very uncomfortable for me and hoping I will gather some money and get a better phone for myself anytime soon.

I waited for some months but couldn’t afford a better phone cuz I don’t want to buy a very low budget phone since I’m addicted to smooth browsing on my IPhone.

Then I tried to find solution for myself by going to find the iPhone he seized in his room even though I don’t enter his room anyhow.

God so good i got into his room when everyone wasn’t aware and I found the phone where he kept it and took it.

I started having conscience on it and asking myself if I’ve messed up.

I came to Nairaland to ask what I should do maybe to return the phone or keep it with me.

I found out some people blamed me for invading his room and getting m my stuff.

Some people told me to return it and never do that again.

when I was going to return the phone I found out that the whole house are back and it’s not possible to go there that time.

I don’t know what to do because it was a luck that nobody was at home that day.

I reasoned to my self maybe I should go and deliver the phone to him myself fearing if he found out the phone is no more there the issue will escalate and will be too late.

The next morning I took the phone to him and told him I find it using a device on the phone with another phone to track it.

He was very annoyed and said what I did was bad with a very cool voice and gave me the phone back himself.

After few hours he called me and said he put some Saudi Money (Riyadh) in the carton he hide my phone and he couldn’t find the money there and asked me if I took it.

I sensed he was trying to tell me that in order to know what I did was bad.

I told him I didn’t take any money there and I honestly didn’t see any money there.

He let me leave and said he will try to find it very well later.

Then just today he called my married elder sister to come to our house and wanted to have a meeting with us cuz we are just two from our late mother.

From his speech he said he can’t be seeing me not working since I’m a graduate and I should find something doing.

He knew I was into exportation of Petrol to Cotonou before the work stopped due to border close down and too much customs officials on the road.

So he started insulting me I’m just being idle and don’t want to work because I’m getting money from yahoo because he returned my phone to me to have internet access.

I accepted all the insults he did to me and didn’t argue with him not until he said if I’m a good boy I won’t go into his room to take my phone and even take his money he kept there the other day.

I then knew he meant that word that I took his money again and which I didn’t even take or see.

Then he began raining insults on me and begin to lay emphasis on the money that I took my phone and his money.

At this point I was very mad and couldn’t hold myself from keeping silence and then I had to break it.

I told him I can take everything he do to me but accusing me wrongfully I will never take that with a mini voice and suddenly wanted to hit me which I run from him to escape.

On running through the steps, he suddenly grab the big stool in the sitting room and dropped it on my head which nearly hit me . (If that stool hit me I don’t know what will happen to me )

But I managed to escape and he started raining curses on me and insulting my late mother for giving him a son like me.

My sister was there too and all she kept saying was I’m very rude to disclaim the accusations and defending myself and she also start insulting me that how dare should I talk when he’s talking.

After few insults he gave me so he came downstairs and started insulting me again while I stand not too far from him.

He quickly picked up a very big stone and a big plank on the floor threw at me which if these two objects meet me I will still be bleeding by now.

He told me with anger that I’m a bastard and cursed me saying it will not better for me and we can never sleep together in the house today and he left and went out.

So my stepmother returned and I narrated everything to her and made her known I’m leaving the house to avoid unnecessary violence again because I’ve been planning to leave the house due to everyday arguments and his nags.

The stepmother told me not to leave the house and rather he will talk to him and calm him down and everything will be fine.

I already made my mind to leave the house and stay at the hotel for some days because my friend which I could go and stay with has traveled last week and said he will be back today.

I got to the hotel and booked the room and having some rests then I saw my stepmother call and she said I should come home and we need to talk.

I sensed maybe she was trying to set me up and I told her I’m at where I’m going to sleep tonight because I just don’t want to come home today.

She said I shouldn’t even think that way and promised me nothing is going to happen.

I believed her because she knows I respected her and I knows she likes me.

Then she told me to come home and sleep and assure me no violence will happen as she just need to talk to me privately which I don’t have idea what else she want to tell me .

Now should I go home or just sleep at the hotel and probably not going to go to that house again soon if I sleep at the hotel today ?

Work on your written English.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Enculer: 10:27am On May 04, 2022
minimum 6 months validity on passport. any less and your passport may be returned unstamped. Best to renew your son's passport ASAP

Thanks a lot for the advice.
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Enculer: 8:43am On May 04, 2022
Morning All,

I hope you are well. We have been asked to send our passports for visa stamps as part of permanent residency. However, my son's passport expires in october and mine in January 2023.

Is there a minimum numbers of months required before passport expiry?

Kind Regards,

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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses To The USA 72 - 81 by Enculer: 5:48am On Jul 27, 2021
What is the nba twitter live stream link?
Sports / Re: Tokyo2020 Female Basketball: Nigeria Loses To The USA 72 - 81 by Enculer: 5:47am On Jul 27, 2021
Streams please
Food / Re: This Snake Fell From My Roof by Enculer: 10:24pm On Jul 26, 2021
Nigerians are really starving


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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020 Basketball: Nigeria Lost To Australia 64-84 by Enculer: 8:40am On Jul 25, 2021
Any match links?
Politics / Re: Video of Buhari Preaching Secession at UN in 2015 Surfaces by Enculer: 9:58pm On Jul 07, 2021
This must make front page.


Celebrities / Re: Coral Edgar Used To Lure Her Ex To Flat Where He Was Tortured To Death (Pix) by Enculer: 6:08pm On Jul 07, 2021
Nnamdi Kanu come to mind

Crime / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill Man, Injure Wife In Taraba (Graphic Photos) by Enculer: 10:17am On Jun 21, 2021
Yet, the TIVS supported the fulanis during the massacre of igbos
Crime / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill Man, Injure Wife In Taraba (Graphic Photos) by Enculer: 10:14am On Jun 21, 2021
Tivs have been kissing Fulani backside since 1967.
Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo & Estranged Wife, Sonia, In Fresh War Of Words (Photos) by Enculer: 6:33pm On Jun 19, 2021
The reason why you must be careful who you bring in as wife to Europe from. Nigeria

This one is a money grabbing Gold digger.

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Politics / Re: Women Protest Killing Of 13-Year-Old By Bandits, Block Kaduna-Abuja Highway by Enculer: 6:12pm On Jun 19, 2021
Why are Muslims killing people like this?
Family / Re: Tired Of My Marriage by Enculer: 1:40am On Jun 14, 2021
Never marry a poor woman.

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Religion / Re: I'm Seriously Sick & I'm Fasting. If I Use Drug, Is The Fasting Still Relevant? by Enculer: 9:48am On Jun 13, 2021
Brainwashed African slaves.


Politics / Re: ESN Made Us To Farm Freely, Southeast Residents Speak Out by Enculer: 3:56pm On Jun 11, 2021
Why do you have to talk in your youtube video. Just shut up and let people enjoy the video.
Politics / Re: YAF: Yoruba Group Rejects Calls For Nigeria’s Disintegration (Pictures) by Enculer: 7:44pm On Jun 08, 2021
Are they Yoruba Muslims?

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Travel / Re: Poland Or Germany Or Canada, Which One's Best? by Enculer: 11:39am On Jun 08, 2021
Go to german. No contest
Politics / Re: Video Of Fulanis Caught And Killed In Igangan Today During Counter Attack by Enculer: 8:21am On Jun 07, 2021
They are showing legs. The legs might w3ll belong to anyone.

Not necessarily funali.

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Politics / Re: I Just Tweeted, No Shaking - Fayose Tells AGF Malami by Enculer: 7:10pm On Jun 06, 2021
I regret ever supporting Buhari, he really messed up, he doesn't even care anymore, how low is he going to get before he realised the damage he's done to this country

You and your entire family are scumbags

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Politics / Re: Photos From Herdsmen Attack In Igangan, Oyo Today (Graphic) by Enculer: 5:56pm On Jun 06, 2021
Terrible incident.

Condolence to the departed.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Controlling The Narrative On Twitter As Nigeria FG's Voice Is Quiet by Enculer: 7:01pm On Jun 05, 2021
Ohamadike the nightmare of Afonjas and the islamists.

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Food / Re: Food Cooked With Snake And Giant Rat (Pictures) by Enculer: 3:58pm On Jun 05, 2021
Nigerians are really suffering.
Politics / Re: Northerns Happy With The Ban Of Twitter In Nigeria by Enculer: 10:35am On Jun 05, 2021
Islamic cows are happy. No surprises. Next.


Romance / Re: 26 Year Old Danish Reporter Has Sex During Live Interview by Enculer: 3:02am On Jun 05, 2021
That lady in the picture is not 26.

You know the reporter in person?

Have you ever left the shores of Nigeria?

Nigerians and their attitude.


Romance / Re: 26 Year Old Danish Reporter Has Sex During Live Interview by Enculer: 7:38pm On Jun 04, 2021
She was probably gang-banged.

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