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Nairaland General › Re: Funniest Memes by Enegod(m): 6:33pm On Feb 05, 2015
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meeting A Lagos Based Female Nairalander by Enegod(m): 6:22pm On Feb 05, 2015
krall:
you want him to come here next week with the story of how they cut off his joystick for rituals?
grin
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 5:50pm On Feb 05, 2015
Nneka123:
With eraser cheesy or "cleaner" like primary school kids call it.lol
hmmm...sounds more like a punny to me...so, the op should erase her with another punny.. great! undecided
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 5:31pm On Feb 05, 2015
Nneka123:
Erase her off your memory dude...
erase her with what exactly? huh
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 5:29pm On Feb 05, 2015
Truckpusher:
Now I see where you were going.I don't fight my woman I only fight her on the bed and beat the hell out of her . tongue
are you sure? huh
Maybe she is the one beating the hell out of you in bed grin
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 5:12pm On Feb 05, 2015
Truckpusher:
Good fighters make better lovers . tongue
well if you're a good fighter the make up sex will make you a good lover... But I don't think you are a good fighter... You are a badass fighter grin which makes you a bad lover undecided
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 4:56pm On Feb 05, 2015
Truckpusher:
Was up with you? boy. cheesy
You are a fighter not a lover grin
Romance › Re: Impossible To Pls A Lady...what Do They Really Want? by Enegod(m): 4:55pm On Feb 05, 2015
Aybee92:
WHAT DO LADIES REALLY WANT?
If you give her sex, she will say
you are after her body;
if you don't give her sex she will
say you are not man

enough. If you give her money she will call
you a mugu;
If you don't give her money
she will say that you are stingy
and greedy.

If you are very caring she will take you for
granted;
if you are not caring she will say
that you don't love her.

If you always call her she will say
that you are disturbing her;
if you don't call her she will say that you are
cheating on her.

If you dress very well she will call
you a player;
if you don't dress well she will
call you a dirty guy.

If you are quiet she will say that you are too
boring.
If you are not, she will say that
you are too lousy.

Help her in the kitchen she will
say that this man is a woman
wrapper; if u don't help her in the kitchen
she will say that this man is
using her
as a slave.

WHAT DO U
LADIES REALLY WANT ?....
The easiest thing to remember is:
A woman wants everything from one man
and a man wants one thing from every
woman. undecided
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 3:52pm On Feb 05, 2015
Truckpusher:
Wrong answer ,Oya chop slap.
grin grin
Romance › Re: Please How Long Does It Take To Heal A Broken Heart? by Enegod(m): 3:16pm On Feb 05, 2015
I don't think you can ever get over it. undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies See Guys As Walking Atm's? by Enegod(m): 10:50am On Feb 05, 2015
undecided
Romance › Re: Rubey Is Officially The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland(prove me wrong) by Enegod(m): 10:12am On Feb 05, 2015
vizkiz:
woman wrapping just got to a whole new level cheesy
grin the guy is not serious... grin
Romance › Re: Readers:can You Give Your Ex- A Second Chance? by Enegod(m): 7:31am On Feb 05, 2015
bobolizim:
somone new?who?
anyone except me undecided
Romance › Re: Readers:can You Give Your Ex- A Second Chance? by Enegod(m): 11:36pm On Feb 04, 2015
bobolizim:
if nature and destiny say u might end up courting with your ex can you give him/her a second chance with reasons and if you cant...let's hear your opinion too..looking forward to seeing people responding...And do you think it can be more interesting than how it was in the pasthuh
Sure, I'll give her a chance to start with someone new. undecided
Romance › Re: Guys! How Do You Like make-ups On Ur Babe Or wife? by Enegod(m): 10:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
mirexxx:
this makeup shii again undecided
lemme c d guy that'l tell me not 2 apply makeup undecided
u go tell me whether na ur face i rub amundecided
I can decide not 2 apply make up 2 an important occasion...its ntin 2 me o undecided
am not addicted 2 it cheesy
make up or not i am pretty smiley smiley
swerry, no need for violence... we hate excess makeup angry
Romance › Re: In A Relationship, Who Is The Most Jealous One.? by Enegod(m): 10:34pm On Feb 04, 2015
I don't think it is so simple as to say men
are, or women are. It's individually based.
So men are more jealous then some
women. Some women are more jealous
than some men.
I'm not even sure it would be possible to
get accurate statistics... undecided
Romance › Re: .. by Enegod(m): 10:19pm On Feb 04, 2015
chidekings:
nope,I have good communication skills,I can woo any girl I feel I like,and like magic they fall for me.wooing is no more stressful to me but we can do everything guys in a relationship does,but I won't really be interested in her,she will be the one doing all the works in the relationship
I think life creates stresses that causes a man to lose focus on his women after awhile. He started to take her for granted and not giving her the attention she needs and deserves. He gets involved with sports and other activities. I try to involve my women in all aspects of my life to keep the spark and interest alive...maybe you should do the same undecided
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Want To Get Marry Because She Hates Sex...[ Please Advice] by Enegod(m): 9:43pm On Feb 04, 2015
This thread was a terrible idea ...undecided
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Want To Get Marry Because She Hates Sex...[ Please Advice] by Enegod(m): 9:42pm On Feb 04, 2015
she doesn't love sex grin

Romance › Re: .. by Enegod(m): 9:25pm On Feb 04, 2015
I'm kinda getting the impression that it
comes down to communication, or
protocol between each other. The
woman's waiting for the guy to say ;Let's
take this to the next step, or it's vice-
versa, the man wating for the woman.
Why can't we just tell each other what's
on our mind? huh
Romance › Re: Girl Pours Acid On Boo's Pen*s After Their Sex Tape Hit The Internet. by Enegod(m): 7:26pm On Feb 04, 2015
angry angry
Romance › Re: . by Enegod(m): 1:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
Ladies if you're using this & other
enhancements, you can't then say YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A REAL MAN! angry
Romance › Re: . by Enegod(m): 1:09pm On Feb 04, 2015
Women who wear foam bra should be charged with impersonating a BIG BOOob angry
Romance › Re: Guys! How Do You Like make-ups On Ur Babe Or wife? by Enegod(m): 1:01pm On Feb 04, 2015
shegsky:
Well! Me i no know for una
oo, but we gatz reason our
belle on how we want our
babes dem to look like..
Me? I love dem Natural.. I no
want make ma babe dey
make-up like Willy-Willy,,
like say she dey find
something..
Most girls go just "Paint Blue
for eye, Pink for Chin, Red
for lips!, like say dem be
Japanese Women!" Those
ones wey dey carry small
handfan.. Lol!
Honestly Ladies! What's d
point Painting ur faces like
u're going for a Halloween
party?.. It aint cool to me.. It
look Harlish! Lol!.. But a
Moderate Makeup is cool..
If with all those makeups you
still no fine, wats d point? Or
u come over fine pass ur
normal fine?.. Even wen we
wan Kpansh, i dey fear make
kissing deir Makeups no
cause go harm for our body
oo.
So Guys! How do you like
Make-ups on ur babe or
wife?
its nice if they use it to enhance, not cover up undecided
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Allow Me To Kiss Her!!! by Enegod(m): 12:20pm On Feb 04, 2015
So, is this the no kissing thread? smh
Romance › Re: Flirting And Cheating, The Bond, The Difference, The Reality. (must Read) by Enegod(m): 11:34am On Feb 04, 2015
joebeckz:
Lolzzzzzz you are a clown.
undecided
Romance › Re: Flirting And Cheating, The Bond, The Difference, The Reality. (must Read) by Enegod(m): 11:34am On Feb 04, 2015
zick19:
tank u bro.....
cool
Romance › Re: Flirting And Cheating, The Bond, The Difference, The Reality. (must Read) by Enegod(m): 9:57am On Feb 04, 2015
zick19:
Bro, pls if you are through with the reading, can you pls summarize it for mehuh
he said he almost flirt with a Nairalander last year February... But his balls disappointed him grin

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