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mirexxx:
*blinks* correct!

Cutehector4u:
alright. Leme go try to do dat with kim kardashian

Cutehector4u:
hahahahah d tin tire me oh. I go soon vex close eye bleep d next unnatractive one wey go crush on me.

prettyjo:
like me

Cutehector4u:
Lately, I found out that all the girls who had a crush on me were just unnatractive. Why? Why? Wat is thr problem? Why can't the cute ones crush on me too? Abi na curse? But being the good guy I am, I refuse not to take advantage of dem by not bleeping dem cuz I won't want to be responsible for broken hearts. Mockers, ur comments are highly welcome. Thanks as I continue sipping my fanta. Cheers

kinggenesis:
1 – The way to a man’s heart is no longer his stomach but the
quality of your brain

keeper1:
This is a upgraded version of mrcork 'how to kiss a girl' os419 app

Now.sit up and use your sit belt.for guys that dont know how to attract a female lips

this is for you
*graps my kissing xperience manual*


1=>go get a pink lips..maka why would a girl be mistaking your lips for a clayey pot.
*Solution*bleach your lips with funbath-A or skin light


2=>be tall..maka why would you be shorter than toyota baby camry 2015 edition..girls love to tip toe when they are kiss

*solution*=>buy high heel shoe..you'd even be more sexy and inviting..at least..4 feet high


3=>always eat sugar..i need not explain this one..eat sugar at least,7 times a day,3 cups..doing so,your mouth would be sweet and she will come back for more


4=>have a teary eye.girls love guys who are emotional..,have a teary eye and they would rush to kiss you to stop the crying from removing water..,if you dont know how to cry...,buy 4 cups of grinded pepper and dip your member inside it

5=>always have a 'pouted'' mouth..with this,they would be attracted to kissing you



P.S=>its been working for me since ages...,

cofta:
Just want to say i love you so much MCOCOLOK.....You mean so much to me.....Please call me....

Tiemo:
What a bizarre feeling asking other people to explain my own emotions. I broke up with my long term on-off girlfriend 3 months ago. 2 weeks ago I found out she has a new boyfriend and now I can't stop thinking about her. I feel like I love her and want to be together.

Teebashy:
Y are up guys blaming it on women
don't be bias...let b realistic

ENIMONEY:
for serious people only because this is a matured discussion. you marry that special person, you are in love, you are so happy till you wake up one morning some years later and wonder if it was ever love!
can a couple be in love for a life time? burning passionate love or does love die after all? or even reduce with time? I want to know.? thanks

Nneka123:

tpiah01:
wbb

mytime24: