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mytime24:
A lagos bus driver found himself at the gates of Heaven. The 'guard' on duty looked him up in the Big Book listing his life history. Upon reading the entry for the bus driver, the guard invited him to proceed to the highest level of Heaven with the greatest rewards. A naija pastor was next in line behind the bus driver and he had been watching with interest all that had taken place. He announced himself to the guard who checked the pastor's entry in the Big Book. The guard frowned then told the pastor, "Okay, we'll let you in but your place is at the lowest level of Heaven." The pastor astonished protested, "But I'm a man of religion, surely I deserve a higher place in Heaven compared to a bus driver." The guard responded coolly, "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the bus driver drove his bus, people prayed.

sweettease:
Ah
No comment

sweettease:
Remind me? I have no memory to draw from

gifttracy:
sometimes it so confusing dating a slim dude,because you don't know which to do first feed him or love him.

sweettease:

CFCfan:

sweettease:
[color=grey]It might not be because of their depth, might be because of your length [/color]

can i remind you that I give 12inches —————————> koboko Don't insult my manhood

ggrin:
I get hit on by lots of old nasty guys.

Motolank:
YES. am not a man..en u guys re disappooooointing me....looooool

linusbnn:
Good wife and a good cook makes a man lives longer..Ladies plz help us to live long

Motolank:
Wrong.
Go and kearn proper love making technique.
Read again

wisdomguy4u:
Bros how the hack did you get to Nairaland? Your colleagues are in the psycho ward. Which one be peterfile?? You need help bro

luigiajah:
Bros No Vex.. You Be Deeper Life Member?

luigiajah:
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www.nairaland.com members no be me talk oh

LWKMD





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KMTee:
yes now
the earlier he gets used to the aroma of my fart, the better
that's love and getting to know each other by the day...tihihihi

kika23:
Chocolates not bad.....but I want a canon camera badly

Saimeritus:
Every here and there,u see topics about virginity. Virginity this,virginity that. It's too much pals. To all men,if u want to marry a virgin,Be a virgin.

Lala247:
Disadvantage : Its easier to cheat

You dont really knw wt they are doing

kika23:
I want a canon camera......

INYOMA:
No i dont.

amosamali:
I smile Lies...

tpiah99:
You can share from your experience.

1stdami:
Lots of feelings fellas both good and bad what your Worst Feelings Ever? MINE: 1. The feeling of been left out by friends and people.
2. The feeling of been accused of cheating when am trying my best to be faithful

tpiah99:
Obviously, Jesus scares you because that's a name your demons do not like hearing.


Eschew your ancestral spirits nah, turn to the way of life which they themselves are wishing you avail yourself of the opportunity which they ignored and regretted. Its still open to you for now.

tpiah99:
You can use that drug that makes people sleep