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tosyne2much:
This is not an attempt to bash our single brothers. Research and findings have shown to me that single guys who are desperately searching resort to doing the categories.

Note: This is not a general assumption

Just sit down, relax, grab your suya and yoyo bitters and start reading

10 Things Guys Do When Desperately Searching For Girlfriends

Let's get to business

1. They Run After Random Ladies On The Street
The pace at which some desperate young niqqas run after random ladies on the street is even more than the pace at which Ussain Bolt takes off during 100 metre race.

2. Notice Me
This is kind of silly. A guy sits beside a random lady and that's when he knows he has to bring out his fone or Ipad, then puts his earpiece on the ear and starts singing loud just to show to her how sophisticated he is. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own fone, that's when he knows that she's more sophisticated than he is... Hahaha


3. They Quickly Grab Opportunity
A guy mistakenly dials a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks it and she's like "this is a wrong number". Then he drops the call, 20mins later he calls back saying " sowi pls, can I know you better ?" Hahaha

4. They Are Extremely Caring
I have witnessed a scene when my close friend saw a random lady walking in the rain and he rushed to her, gave her his umbrella and started walking in the rain & I was like Wft !!!!. When they were about to depart, he asked for her phone number and the lady outrightly said " sowi I don't give my number to strangers..

5. Risk Of Life
He met her on social network and after exchanging numbers. She lives in Kaduna while he lives in Lagos. He's so desperate to see her not minding traveling for about 18hours just to see her

6. They Collect PIN Of Random Ladies
YES some desperate dudes collect PINs from their friends. That is, " guy abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM ? Yes I get oooo.. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha

7. Forcing Themselves On Ladies
The truth must be revealed here! You messages a lady once or twice and she fails to reply and you already know it is an indication that she doesn't feel you, only for you to start begging her to reply your messages.

8. They purposely attend Youth Programmes
Hehehe !!! You will see them attended youth programmes because they know they know so many babes will also be attending

9. They Are Overly Nice
They are unnecessary nice to the female folks. For example, a random lady sends facebook request and after accepting the request, he starts gracing the floor thanking her for sending request

10. They Try To Portray An Attractive Image
The say things take would make them attractive to the ladies. For example, cheating in a relationship is a NO NO for me

**Critics is allowed**

Feel Free To Add Yours

Writter : Tosyne2much

Source http:tosyne2much..com

luigiajah:
Even Vaseline

cherryice:
why that face all the time? Are you scared?

cherryice:
Now that you are turned on, shall we?

cherryice:
you buy the ring, I propose

cherryice:
Will you marry me?

Cutehector4u:
am startin to think ur a vampire

HizMissy:
He will fall out of pretense.... Not love

sexynabila:
Abeg i dey vex as i dey write dis topic...... na wa wo... men una no dey try at alllll... watin self... how una go date girl for a long time na... no be say u neva reach marriagable age or say u no get moni or say u no love d girl...but to marry na issue..... listen gurls gone are d forming days.... abeg if u fall under dis category.... call am... site am down... dey look am directly for him eyes.... then pop d question.... 1. WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR BEFORE U PROPOSE.... then if he don propose already and dat ring don too stay longer dan a year for ur finger.. ask him 2. WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIED...... cos some guys go propose but don forget say after u propose una suppose start to plan marriage.... na so dey go just forget d ring for d gurl finger, like say who engage gurl no dey do d marriage...if u r sensitive enough.. u will kw from his reply and action, if he sees u as his future wife or just a............ filll in d missing gab urself. remember look at him directly in his eyes wen asking these question...... no form oooo.... if not........... fill in d missing gap urself

Cutehector4u:
looooool happy married life

Cutehector4u:
Complete the folowing sentence below
A Woman's place is in the ...................

Thinkr:
All those men with the policy of "I
don't beat women" yall are missing oooh... The
sensation you get from slapping a troublesome woman is like
that of when you cum, sooo sweet and relaxing
to know she's kept quiet. True story Biliky
lemme oooo. "Piam piam piam paim piam piam"
Biliki I dey warn you o "piam piam piam piam
piam" biliki last warning(I was already angry)
but for where Biliki no gree "piam piam piam
piam piam" na so I land her one Towaaaai for
face na so biliki fall for ground oh begin roll.
Biliki are you alright? I asked. I begin fear. As I look
Biliki left eye don swell sha see gobe. Na so
biliki mama carry biliki come my house that
moment come meet my papa say I must marry
biliki oh. Na so my papa and mama begin beg
biliki mama. Biliki mama say no *choi* na so we beg beg beg beg beg sote she kan gree sha. Dem con carry her go clinic the left
eye kan dey ok back. But that's 8years ago
though Prrrraaaaaise tha Looooorrrd.

City44:
Why Do Many Girls Have Terrible Attitude?: My Experience

First of all, please forgive me because this write-up may be a bit long but I just want to pour out my heart and my recent experience so that we can all learn from it.

A girl contacted me through a dating show recently (she contacted me on Saturday). She called me for like 30 seconds and cut it as we were talking, and of course you know the usual thing! She expected me to call back which I did immediately. You know that most of them will never call you for longer than one minute for the first time, even if they work in Central Bank of Nigeria! Lol!

As we talked (after I called her back), I asked her some things about herself which she told me. But as we were talking, I noticed this air of arrogance in her and it was a very loud air of arrogance. The first instance was when I was only just trying to chip in something while we talked and she said something like: "na wa for you, can't you just keep quiet and listen"? I was shocked but I didn’t show it. Or am I the only one who feels this is not polite enough?

If you're discussing with someone on the phone, and they're telling you something, is it wrong to chip in things like: "Hmmm, ok, eyaaah", etc, while they're talking to you? Is it a crime to do this? Are you just expected to keep quiet for the whole of the five minutes or so of the conversation? But let's even assume you "mistakenly" interjected according to them, are they supposed to make the above statement? Especially someone you've never met, especially someone you're expecting to go into a relationship with?

We talked for long on phone and after she told me some things about herself I then asked her to give me her Facebook ID which she refused. At a point, she even kept quiet for long and didn't know what to say or what lie to tell me about her Facebook ID just because she didn't want to give it to me.

From my bad experiences from "runs girls", pretenders, players, scammers and all sorts of bad girls in recent past, I have come to learn that I must first insist on seeing a girl's profile and pictures on the social media, especially on Facebook which I'm more comfortable with, after she contacts me via the show. From there you will know who is genuine or not and know who is out to scam you or who is a runs girl. If she tries to hide her ID from you or tells you she is not on Facebook even when she is, then you'll know she's hiding something or trying to scam you. Pls note that in this instance, the first port of contact for both of you is the dating show which is radio or TV. (Blind date or whatever you call it!)

So after seeing your profile and pictures, then if I like you, then we can probably arrange to meet at a public place, eg Mr Biggs, Sweat Sensation, etc and discuss more. If I don't like you, from your picture or personality, there will be no need to waste my time arranging for a meeting with you. Yes, life itself is a gamble, so sometimes if you're too busy with work or you're the buse type, you may try out this dating option and if it works for you, fine, if not, life continues.

And when I say I had bad experiences from these so called "runs girls", players and pretenders, I mean that it was really a bad experience that is a story for another day. Many of them have scammed me of a lot of money all in the name of love. So if you were the one, won't you be more careful? If you were the one, won't you be bitter?

So when she didn’t know what lie to tell me anymore about her Facebook ID, she then said that she had not activated her Facebook ID. But she is actually on Facebook! But if someone is on Facebook, do you need any form of activation for me to view your profile? Capital No! Even if you have not been active on Facebook, all I need is your ID to view your profile and pictures, and you don't even need to log into your ID before I can view it using my own profile.

So as she continued to avoid giving me her ID, I told her no problem, that if that was what she wanted, I would abide by it. I asked her her complexion and she told me she was chocolate, as well as her height and other physical attributes.

So as we talked, I was trying to tell her that it's good for us to see each other's picture online before meeting physically because it will even make it easier for us to identify each other on the day we shall meet physically. But as soon as I said this, she got angry and said many things including this expression that really surprised me: "This guy, you argue too much, I'm telling you something and you're arguing with me", just because she was hiding her ID from me. And I never even argued with her in the first place. I felt she shouldn't have made that kind of statement. I felt it was rude of her or am I wrong? Talking of age, I'm definitely nine years older than her and she's in her late twenties according to her.

But despite our age difference, partners are equal once you're in a relationship, so I don’t feel special because of being older, but is it polite of her to have made such remark? Age difference to me is nothing if both of you in a relationship are matured and there's mutual respect. At least for the fact that we haven't even met, was she not supposed to observe some decorum in her utterances? No she didn't but displayed her very hot temper on that first day. But thank God she even showed herself early!

So it really pissed me off instantly, so I told her I'm not happy with such remark and that I was no longer interested in meeting her. I ended the call. But it seemed to me she was desperate for a relationship or was it desperate to scam me I should say? She then started sending me very annoying messages, many of them I can't reproduce here, but I will just reproduce one of those messages below for you to read and judge for yourself if such should come from any decent girl. I still have all the messages in my phone as I write this.

It reads: "Ur entire family is arrogant. U're a bastard. Useless thing. Animal like u.''

I was shocked by all her insultive messages but I just laughed over it. It showed she was desperate. But why are some girls so desperate, mannerless and utterly rude? Why must we men always be at the receiving end of women's rude behavior and bad mouth? How can women expect to have successful relationships if they don't control their temper and refrain from their well known terrible attitude and bad mouth? Mind you, I'm not against women per se, because men have their own flaws too.

During our conversation, she had told me she graduated from the University of Ibadan in 2011 and studied Business Administration and she's from Ondo state. Whether such claims are actually true I can't tell. She said she lived in Abuja before and just came to Lagos recently (two months ago) and that she is currently working with House of Tara in Festac, Lagos. She said she lives in Festac alone and according to her, she's just managing the job at Tara for now. As we discussed on the phone, she didn't even know me or who I am, she hasn't met me before and she didn't even know that I can even employ her. She told me her name was Lola (Omolola).

I even had cause to doubt whether she was actually a graduate or a "half-baked graduate" because in one of her numerous insultive text messages to me she wrote something like: "did i told u dat am searching"! And many other unforgivable blunders in many of her messages! I was surprised that someone who claimed to have studied Business Administration from the prestigious University of Ibadan could write that way! Even a primary four pupil should know it should be "Did I tell you... ".

Pls I'm very sorry for saying this, but UI graduates pls kindly come out and defend yourselves. Let us stop the rot in our University system and in our citadels of learning in Nigeria. Let us stop this issue of saying Nigerian graduates are unemployable by employers of labour. Can she truly be a graduate of the prestigious premier University, UI? What has University education really become in Nigeria? I'm a graduate myself of a reputable Nigerian University and I'm ashamed of these type of half-baked products from our universities who are not worthy in character and learning and who try to soil the name of our reputable citadels of academic excellence. Let me just stop there; let me not say much about myself, it's of no need here.

So she's now pretending not to be searching anymore just because I told her I didn’t like her behavior! Who knows what she did in Abuja that made her relocate to Lagos in the first place? Who knows whether she was even sent packing from Abuja because of this type of arrogant and mannerless behavior? I hope that the management of House of Tara in Festac would endeavor to really investigate this girl properly because I don't think she deserves to work there. This is the type of girl that will put her employers in trouble if she continues to work there. This is the type of girl that can even put her employer into serious indebtedness with her bad behavior, rude attitude and flippant mouth and I'm talking from experience.

Nigerian men should please "shine your eyes" and run away from all these mannerless and hot-tempered girls all over the place who pretend to be who they are not. Many of them are rude, mannerless and highly materialistic. Pls pardon my language but I'm seriously pained by this girl's behavior. The only way we can change our society for the better and make relationships work better is not to tolerate bad behavior of this nature and to speak out against it. Let everybody who has any such nasty experience come out to share their experiences and speak against it.

Let us stop indulging or tolerating bad behavior from both guys and girls. Let us stop this mentality that girls or women are naturally terrible or that a woman must have bad behavior and as a result, we now tolerate all sorts of bad manners and bad mouth from women. Women should stop saying that your mouth is your strength and then you use it badly. Let your mouth be your strength in a positive way and not by having bad mouth. There are actually good women out there who would not do this. A woman with bad mouth does not deserve to be married, simple!

Let us stop wife battery and domestic violence by not only preaching against it, but by also vehemently speaking against bad mouth, bad attitude and bad manners by our women which are the direct and remote causes of wife battery in many instances. Let us save our marriages by speaking against some "little things" that matter. It is wrong for a woman to insult a man. It is also wrong for a man to insult a woman or to beat her. Let us realize that there's no smoke without fire.

Relationship, dating and particularly marriage is a very serious business which you must never toy with if you want to have a peaceful life and a successful sojourn on earth.

Let us all learn from this. Pls let's have your candid comments on these issues. Let’s make our relationships and marriages work better. Let's make Nigeria better. Pls remember to vote wisely in the forthcoming elections. God bless Nigeria. God bless you all.

Yahasa:
It's no news that our men are missing their priorities. So, it takes concerned women like us to help them identify it. Love can be planned and most planned love do work because the pros and con's; the flaws of the potential target has being thoroughly weighed before an action. So for you out there trying to get 'Mr He is the one" to notice you, I've got good news for you. I've tried these several times and they worked for me.


1. Study him before you plan: Find out his birth month and date(this would help you identify his zodiac and personality type. You failed from the begin if you treat an Aries male like a Taurus male. E.g Aries like adventure, fun, new things and must be kept interested. If you want to lose them, bore them or show no enthusiasm. While Taurus are rigid, realists, are mostly indoor and private people. They don't like too much adventure (fast life) but can be super romantic and fun. If you want to lose them, be stingy, thoughtless and try to invade their privacy by forcing on them too much enthusiasm for things they are not familiar with).

2. Make your research. Get close to his close friend or an acquaintance of his who you can wriggle information from. Then find out about his personality, temperament (some guys like cool and calm girls while others like outspoken and larger than life girls. It doesn't mean you should discard your personality but you can model it in such a way that he would be favourably disposed to you. Remember, there must be similarities of interest and character traits.)

3. Discover his likes, dislikes and interest. Pick the "likes" and "interests" that you can comfortably adopt and adapt to and don't forget the "dislikes" too.

4. Look good: Be neat, decent, unique in your dressings and looks(men fall for beauty before brains). However, be creative and flexible with your dressing. Be unpredictable. You could go all sophisticated today and the next day; simple, girly, crazy, conventional etc be dynamic.

5. Be confident: You must exude confidence in your posture, your manner of speech, the way you work and just everything about you. Sit upright, stand upright, walk as if the world is holding its breathe just to watch you walk.

6. Smile and look friendly even if you want pick someone's brains with a fork. Never display negative emotions in public. Look and act approachable. Smiling has a charm that few can resist.

7. Learn to make good conversation. If you are tongue tied, then pretend to be a good listener and make the necessary conversation interjections till you get your tongue loose. If you worry about conversation topics, think of the personality of the person before you. Remember that a farmer would love to talk about seeds and weather; a business man would love to discuss the economy and business related ideas. So also, an average Nigerian would Iove to talk about the government and petty everyday issues we all can relate to.

8. Work on your voice. Be soft spoken yet articulate. Your tone is important. People would first be attracted by the way you say something before listening to what you say. Sound warm, lively and enthusiastic when talking and not flat, bored or uninspired.

9. When you've worked on your personality and done the above, then take a bold step. Be in places where your target guy is likely to be. Be noticeable without being too obvious. Do this for two days. Get him to notice you but do not talk to him. On the third day, be in a position to strike up a conversation. Win his heart with your smiles, confidence, looks, intelligence and similarities of interest and ideas. Cleverly get him to ask for your number and wait for him to call.

10. When he calls, make that first conversation memorable. Be witty. If you have no wits, have a sense of humour. Make him feel like a comedian with the ability to make you laugh. Do not over do it though. Be the first to hang up and let his interest make him call you another day.

11. Be real, be happy and give him a chance to make him happy. Remember, you studied him and his flaws long before you got close. So give it time, patience and understanding. If it doesn't work, then it was not meant to be; walk away.


(Consult me for more tips)

naijaboiy:
Oh my GAHD did you just say Hate?

Did I even know you were existing before this silly and useless thread came up

Please leave those boyfriend's and focus on your JAMB...

When you're done you can come back and rant all you want

naijaboiy:
Lol,,don't mind her jare..

She's just frustrated about her Life

Person wey still dey struggle with JAMB

naijaboiy:
Oh you even went to modify

If you can tell her this yourself no problem

menix:
Ashamed of doz wo gave birth 2 u jawe..
Carry ur melon head go bury jawe, smello!!

cutieberie1:
who wants to impress an old fool lyk u dont say wat u dont knw, u cant even spell coconut..

cutieberie1:
big fool u dnt even knw how to spell its coconut and not cocoanut...sed z a short form 4 'said'.u re jobless dats y u keep quotin me