₦airaland Forum

mako007:
Fellow Nairalanders Sunday the 11th is my birthday and I planned on just chilling at home with my "bae'. I told her my plans and she bought it. We met today and she told me plain I had to give her money for her hair dat she can't carry her old hair on my bday I just laughed and told her "Bae no be Jesus bday! and remember I told you we chilling home so ion mind your hair old". She begged and begged , I didn't look uche face. What got me laughing was when she then told me to lend her money to buy me a gift, really? I laughed so hard I left where we were. Now she's not picking my calls. hehehe. Good riddance Mehn.

Zulash:
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helinues:
Will be 31 by June.. though Nigerians find it hard to tell their real age but as for me, no big deal.. If you asked my age to insult, go ahead. it is still part of learning.

helinues:
Let me cut the story short. I just got to this new hostel like 3 months ago. I didn't not have any intention of staying in the area nor stayed with anyone but i have no choice due to the situation that was on the ground then. I was sharing a room with a friend which i just met when i got to the hostel.
As a crazy cool dude, woman matter is not in my way, so I live my life to the fullest. The first lady is the daughter of the owner of the hostel. The hostel has more than 60 rooms. She should be between ages of 24-26. I noticed the way she used to looked at me but i don't give a damn nor greetings. Our first conversation was when I was inside the swimming pool and she came to shout on me to get out of the pools for no reason. I was a bit embarrassed having noticed she was having crush on me. I stepped out and never said a word. Ever since then, I put her on her lane . We finally settle our scores yesterday as am planning to get my own room by Monday.. With that, there is no way I can dodge a lengthy conversation if am about to get the room. She is not my type of girl but she is a wife material and also citizen of the country I stay presently. She is a no go area for me.
About the second girl, I guess we both had crush on each other. She is a Nigerian studying. She should be around the ages of 21-23. My type of girl but I don't think it can work out for the fact we live in the same hostel. She lives with her sister and her sister is my friend 's girlfriend. Our first conversation was on Christmas day. I only greeted her 'Merry Christmas' and she responded 'I wish you the same'. Ever since then, i locked up. But I noticed this girl has been monitoring me. The other day, I saw her at the reception when i was about to swim. I had my towel around my neck which indicates i was about to swim. Alas, she rushed up to watch me swimming and I caught her peeping. To me, I thought it was just a coincidence not until yesterday I was able to confirmed it wasn't coincidence. Ever since i made up my mind to get my own room, i have been spending much time in the room more than before cos the hostel has bar, swimming pool and a large place. We used to see everyday, mostly by chance. For 3 days now, we have been missing each other.. To be serious I miss seeing her face. I came down late last night around 9pm to chill somewhere around the pool side when i saw her again steering at me. She steered for more than 10 mins before our eyes met and she immediately ran from the place. I could hear her smile.. Guess she told her sister about it. My major concern now is if I get my own place, I am very sure there will be an urge of getting close to her at the same time, that gives the landlord's daughter an avenue to also have one on one chat with me.
I don't mind ignoring the 2 girls but what I am much worried about is the loneliness.. Though I am used to that but this time around, I am trying to cut out some friends. I may still consider the second lady if possible but I am not quite sure about it now..

So please advice, what should I do, How should I play the game? should i ignore the 2 girls and live my life or I should go for the second girl? Your advice is needed.

shakazuldadon:
INCOMPLETE...

A BADASS NEEDS A STEADY CASH FLOW TO GIVE ALL U HVE SAID REAL BITE..... ELSE YOULL BE JUST A

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Gflat:
***copied***
(1) My father, my Father!is there any girl currently planning to use me as a MUGU in 2015, destroy her plans right now!!!

(2) Any girl that is using her brea**st and to big @ss confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Born them

(3) Any girl that has vowed that she would never date me, make her to see me taking her 4
shopping in her dream.!

(4) Any girl that has slept with 5 different men
including me and wants to tie me down with
pregnancy that is not mine,make her forget
my name!!

(5) Any girl that m dating and calls me only to tell
me her BIS/AIRTIME has expired.. Oh Lord..
Divert her calls to kidnappers.

(6) Any of my Nairaland crush i have been sending pms but she kept on ignoring them...Let their accounts be deactivated!

(7) Every handsome guy distracting my Nairaland crush from seeing me, lord let him be banned
for 6months

Guys I can't hear you pray!!!

praise010:
What could be the rationale behind ladies using their bom bom as their dp on WhatsApp and other social sites.

Can one be justified in referring to those ladies as a Marketer of Biological Endowment?

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vizkiz:
nah...but asking for both in a woman isn't too much right?

You are just being greedy... one is enough so choose wisely

vizkiz:
but they aren't romantic either

You want block head that is romantic?

vizkiz:
yeah...but those kindda women are always scary at times

Instead of being scared...think of it
as an asset.

Samuel1402:
Hello Nairalanders I just need ur mature advice on blind date. I met this pretty lady on Facebook about a year ago now, when I first know her she don't used to reply my chat she doesn't greet me if online many times I've try to talk to her online she always ignore me no matter what I say. But last year june the whole thing change she started talking to me she gave me all her contact no,had bbm contact and since then we av been two good friend online in October last year she told me that she feel I av something in mind that I might want to tell her but I said no and she keep asked this anytime we met online. Truly I av it in mind to tell her I'm already in love with her but I'm afraid of losing her friendship. So when she keep asking what I av in mind for her I decided one day to tell her and last november I let the cat out of the bag I told her my mind she laff and asked me what keep me for so long to say it . To cut the story short we became serious online couple and without bn seen her b4 I was madly in love with her. We plan to meet last december but it didn't happen and now I'm off at work today and she is off at work too so we both plan to meet by 6pm today her place is about 10 to 15 min drive from my house we plan to meet at an eatry closer to her house. I've never involve in this type of date before and not to lie my heart beats as the time draw closer please I need advice from u people especially anybody with similar experienc . Please don't yab me and don't laff at me

koolet:
...she once helped with me 5,000 when her parent sent her fees last year,now shez owing the school 32,000...

bro its time to pay back ×6 of her sch fee u flex

oye9ja:
Please, I need an answer from ladies 'cos I have been confused.
This is what happened.
I met this young pretty lady online, we chatted for long and finally we agreed she is gonna pay me a visit, though she disappointed me several time by not making up with the appointment. But finally she came. As usual meeting someone for the first time, we hugged and chatted, she even asked me to carry her when I hugged her. Through out her stay with me that day, I acted responsible and maturely, I didn't try to kiss her, romance her or doing that thing, though I don't know why, I guess it's cos I really like her cos atimes, am a badddd guy, but she just brought out the good part of me.
Now, the issue is that we have been planning to meet again, but just of recent, December 28 to be precise, she stopped picking my calls, she stopped replying my messages and mails. I have tried to call her with other lines but the moment she knows am the one, she hangs up. and the truth is that I think am in love with her. Please ladies, what do you think I have done wrong and what do you think I can do?

Oye.

brito:
Lolz, you bad

MyParadise:
The is y the op put the pics up there to get u confused.

bettiesofttouch:
. I do not how u handle issues but I made it clear *matured minds only* and secondly I'm more than that name u called me. Thirdly I've got no books 2 read only if u have novels 2 giv me.

swerry, You are really depressed...well, go and get yourself a dīldo, I think it will help you out until your boyfriend comes back

Ploy:
I didn't see the texts, all I saw was the bit.ch.

ronald4lif:
Hello sweety! I am kinda busy, I will chat you up when I am bored, okay?





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