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winner95:
5 Signs He DOESN’T Love You
Here are five signs to tell if he’s FAKING IT in the love department:
1. If he says to you ‘I only want to be with you,” pay attention. The question that should come to mind is, ‘Well, who else? Who else would you want to be with? Why am I the only one?’ What does that even mean?
2. He says, ‘I want you to have my baby.’ Trust me, that very often is said in the passion of the moment and he means it in the moment but it’s not going to be the way he feels the next day.
3. He’s NOT affectionate and/or if you’re kissing and he’s kissing you back but you find his eyes are open and he’s looking around, you should know that’s a sign to consider.
4. He makes AND breaks promises. If he’s always promising you, ‘We’re going to go out’ or ‘We’re going to meet my family’, but it doesn’t happen, there’s a reason he’s not keeping the promises.
5. He always talks about the future, but the future never comes. It’s about what’s going to happen, what’s always ahead…but you’re left dealing with what DIDN’T happen. Bottom line: If you find you’re waiting for something more to happen between the two of you and the only thing that seems to be happening is that you’re having great s*x, he may be faking the LOVING PART. You may want to start paying attention to that so that you don’t wind up feeling left out of the rest of his life and not being able to bring him into your life in a more complete way

rokiatu:
Most men find it sexually appealing, that is the number one reason.

And offcourse it can really look sexy as well, it doesn't necessarily have to be big but shapely.

A shapely figure over just a big bu...tt any day.

Segirl18:
Oh yes then, I have d biggest of all yanshes.
naughty dude.

TrishaP:
As for me i no like that kind rough play.

NadiaSA1:
lol longest time ooo..

giffty:
Many things guys base marital
decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish
things.These has led many guys into a life- time of
regret .Let's examine and burst them one by one:
1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for
her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become
pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96


2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are
crazy about' Lepa'. After giving birth to the first baby,
what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her
to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that 'Lepa 'girl will later look like
her 'orobo' (fat) mummy. If you don't like the present
look of her mum, you better don't marry her.


3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl
because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy
load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a
magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to
marry? Wise up guys.


4: Pointed breasts: Will her breast remain pointed after
raising three children? Never! Don't go for breast, go for
the best.


5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to
marry a lady without character just because she has a
gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your
life and destiny.


6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look
beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose
nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is
exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the
world to see and you want to marry her, you will not
marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC
LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.


7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is
cat-walking, sorry you won't. She that is in marriage will
not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.


8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry
her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to
feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a
Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing
Skirt and blouse and don't forget “Iro and buba”.


9: Brazilian Hair: you want her because her hair is long
or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows
shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate
beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do
one million braid.
10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for
these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a
hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who
are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of
bread.
11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without
discretion. Don't ever marry a lady just for her beauty,
beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but
do not act well, don't marry her.If you do, she will make
your life miserable.


12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very
acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask
him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on
cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother.
Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision
based on this. I think getting married to a professional
prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump
and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.

NadiaSA1:
South Africa abeg win this one for me...

mzjaney:
Guys and their love for ass, What if ladies had no ass how would they cope?

Cutehector4u:
I must admit ur comment is really inspiring. I believe our readers wil get inspired frm your words.

cherryice:
those?

Tinubu:
Girl bit off more than she could chew



She should have left us e-warriors to give GMB all the political support and explanation.....Now she has added to our burden.... We now have to defend her certificate too


Very soon the trending hashtag might be


#ZAHRASHOWYOURCERTIFICATE


See what taking too much cow-milk during infancy has caused

ggrin:

Segirl18:
Taaah....U'l surely get tired of it someday! Apart from d sex aspect of its essentiality, hw else is it essential o?

Nneka123:
so you guys don't mean it?

Nneka123:
what's koboko?

Ormorlehwah:
During a wedding reception; the
groom was called upon to give his vote
of thanks to his guests and this is what
he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for
creating my wife and to
also thank the pastor and his wife for
lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord
who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the
loan I used for the
wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of
friends for the appeal fund they raised
on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us
your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer
for the cake. I promised to return it
tomorrow morning as agreed without
cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from
their homes to help
me feed you all. Please for those who
were served food good luck and for
Those who didn't get any, well we will
make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to
my parents for
bringing the village cultural band to
supply the music as well as entertain us
all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage
committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry
me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in
the church for rushing me into this
marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks
a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for
sweeping and decorating this venue
with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage
friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation
to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and
I pray you don't experience what I
suffered for this wedding.

Thank You.

farano:
Like celebrities and other super rich men always have tall model girls near them.

ggrin:
dj khaled say my name
girl DJ khaled
dj khaled yo smart,yo loyal,take this money buy your mom and dad a house,spend it for no reason,come back for more


NAIJA VERSION

dj kamoru Nkiru wetin be my name
nkiru *straight face* dj kamoru *dhurr*
dj kamoru omo u sharp,see as u follow me jump bus make we no pay conductor,yo smart,take this #100 credit take call ur papa,mama,uncle,aunty,friend and all ur village pple,use the balance do 2go,fb and nairaland, if e finish no flash me o

AnnieBeyonce:
So...watch'u. gana do to make him trust u.

AnnieBeyonce:
What do u think about a guy dat is always doubting u..he always wana kwn abt ur way about, even wen u tell him d truth he kep askin.." ar u sure" "hmmm".. and always tinkin u are dating anoda guy...is it dat he dosnt love u at all?

whirlwind7:
The military and BH are taking turns to use them.
Once the military gets bored, they allow BH to "borrow" the weapons

Next, the military forcefully recover them once it seem that BH is getting over excited with the weapons...
The weapons get damaged during this recovery exercise, and the government is obliged to provide replacements.

And the cycle continues....with mounting civilian casualties.