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Segirl18:
Abeg, leave that talk..... Whats so special in carrying over-load

Do u think Omotola and d likes started with lives wit big bum ni?
While growing up, it increases jor, so imagine having it from a tender age, hw attractive will d bum look later

I appreciate masef d way i am wit ma normal butt knwing it will expand to a cutable size when d time comes.:p.. So, op, nt all ladies likes carrying whats bigger than them and nt all guys admire ladies wit big butt except for enjoyment and show-off reasons.

Konjour:
Arriving at the gates of heaven and finding her name in the book of life with Angel Gabriel grinning from ear to ear.

afuye:
read this on-line

Q: Dear Mimmysays,

My girlfriend of a whole year who I really love, has done something very very suspicious and it has been disturbing my mind. I actually thought that she would be the one for me but after this act, I don’t think I still feel the same way.

Last week, my girlfriend who has been asking me if we are ever going to set a date to meet her people, came from gwagwalada to visit me. From the friday she came, I noticed a change in her attitude and demeanour. I kept asking her what was wrong but she wouldn’t say. She acted aloof and cold till sunday morning. I asked her to wake up and get ready for church but she declined and said she felt weak. After a while she got up and made breakfast and then I started playing with her and she was laughing.

After about 3o minutes, while we were watching a movie she suddenly went quiet and forcefully took the remote control for the DSTV and threw it on the far end of the room and turned to me, looking me in the eye, said, “Go and Pick up that remote and bring it to me NOW!!!!” …… I stared at her in shock for some seconds, she repeated it again, this time, through clenched teeth, “NOW”!!!! I slapped her mouth and told her to get out of my room and pick her bags and leave my apartment immediately. My friend that came around tried to ask what was wrong and begged me but I refused. She started crying and told me sorry. My heart softened and I gave her 2ok. To my shock again, she took the money, threw it on the floor and said, pick up the money and give it to me. That was when I forcibly shoved her out of the house minus the money and slammed my door. She has been calling me but I haven’t picked.

Cheers, J.x

LaurelP:
Guys have a lot of wrong notions about ladies especially Naija ladies. These beliefs most times are partially or totally incorrect, but because of societal norms and our culture, most ppl still believe them anyway. There are many of them but I will just mention 10 and leave u to mention urs.

1.Ladies who are social are promiscuous: The average Naija guy beleives dat ladies who are very social and confident are wayward and love sex a lot. This is actually wrong as many girls who are free and mingle with guys are actually virgins.

2.Ladies with big bosoms is a result of constant handling by guys: Even me I used to have this impression before I got to know that a lady can be busty naturally without having guys constantly handling her breasts. Those days, we will be making jest of girls with big bosom and calling dem all sorts of names. That's wat ignorance can cause, now I know better, lols!

3. Ladies with big bottom is a result of excess sperm: Many guys believe dat ladies who have big backsides get it from excess sperm from guys. But this is not true. There are ladies who acquired their assets naturally, not a result of guys sleeping with them.

4. Ladies who are quiet are decent: This is not always true. My experience with women have taught me that quiet and calm ladies are usually worse dan the social and talkative ones. Its when u are alone with them dat u will know who they really are!

5. Those ladies who cover their whole body and don't wear trouser are decent: If I hear! It could just be as a result of fear of parents or religious beliefs or just lack of modernity. Decency or being responsible has got nothing to do with whether a lady wears trouser or Mary Amaka! Its in the mind.

6. A rich young lady must be a runs girl: Not in all cases oo. There are many ladies who are working hard and making their cool dough legitimately. I know of one in my town who's building a house for her family. She's d only female in a family of 7 men and she's the only one dat got a very gud job in an airport.

7. All Naija ladies love Money: But really is there anybody that hates money? Both male and female? The way guys paint it is wrong though, as if all they care for is money and no other thing. There are still Naija ladies who will love you for you are, and even support you (financially) if need be.

8. Naija ladies can't do without a guy that has got a nice car: That's for hungry ladies. I've seen ladies who have turned down guys who have really nice rides for guys with Legedez Benz, lolz.

9. Thß
ey are not smart or brilliant: Na lie! The last time I checked, more ladies are making 1st Class these days than guys. Besides we have many ladies who are doing pretty well in their fields. I no get power to type their name abeg, u know them.

10. They are too pompous and proud: This may be partially true, but not all of them. Besides, what guys mistake as pride may be a result of shyness. Many of them are shy but they cover it up by putting on a facade of pomposity and pride to avoid guys taking advantage of them.


Feel free to add yours.


LaurelP

Mprex:
I think you should go and jump into the river niger

tygaweezy:
Its been a week now and stil i cant seem to acept wat happend to me,this is somfin i cud neva hav imagined.
ok,ive bin dating dis onyinye gal 4 like 4months now and shes everytin i can eva ask 4 in a woman,shes pretty,smart,intelligent and most of all shez got big boobs( which i love)..and a gr8 english acent.
like i said b4,we've dated for 4months and its been gr8,we go out on a date every weeknd to have fun and she undastnds that am nt dat financialy boyant,so sometimes she does handle the bills,tru out dis relationship i felt like a million bucks and always hppy takin 2 her.... nd yeah d sex was fantastic.
so last week a fwnda mine who traveld 2 cameroon came bak and has been askin me to cum ova 2 his house 4 ma own goodies buh due to d nature of ma work i always endup givin him excuses.... till on sunday i called ma babe nd asked her 2 cum spend d sunday wif me which i knw always gets her excited buh 2 ma suprise she said dat sumtin came up nd dat she had to travel 2 d village,i said ok nd hanged up.
feeling bored and frustratd @ home i decided 2 visit ma cameroon buddy whos been askin me 2 cum ova 4 ma own goodies,though i visited him unannounced ,he was very happy 2 see me and offered me chilled beer which i was enjoyin wen i started hearin him talkin 2 sumbdy.. i called him and asked who dat was,he said oh dats jux ma bbe..she visited me nd is takin her bath,i laughed nd called him "baddoo" so diaz a gal in dis house nd i dint knw. nawaoo.
Buh i was very shoked wen d said gal fwnd came out 4rm d bathroom,i almost fainted.. behold it was ma big boobed gal fwnd "onyinyechi".... she was putin on a sexy gown which she has neva worn 2 ma house befor and dat simply means shes visitin a special boyfwnd ba? anyways i imidiatly stoodup and called ha name, she felt like disaperin into tin air on seein me... ma fwnd jux sat there lookin @ d both of us ,i had no option but 2 take ma keys nd leave.
she has been calling ma phone since then buh ive nat picked up,even ma fwnd has been callin too...for a week now ive been on ghost mood.

UchihaMadara:
Amaechi should have stood his ground, oh well, they say "He that runeth, will liveth".

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efepro:
Hello Friends,
I met this girl on one of the social networks..We have been good friends for a while(no strings...). She's very caring, understanding, lively and fun to chat with.We both reside in lagos, but we haven't met one-on-one...However, last nite she demanded for a favour.(omo,my heart skip. I think say na money).when she said recharge card, I had a relief, and without hesitation I promised to send because of d kinda friend she is.
Guys be sincere, have u ever sent recharge card to a guy/girl u met online?

Truckpusher:
Yimu ,these women are machine these days

Truckpusher:
Na back to back something.

When oga go work me I go resume for him house work till 4pm.

Truckpusher:
Not too bad as long as you're sharing some of these your glorious kingdoms with your loyalists.

Truckpusher:
Yeah ,you're so right.
Sometimes these materials, they like being manhandled though it depends on the material size ,so I will support you to go for the 1/2 that she is suggesting.

Truckpusher:
Na so you go carry play play go spoil my market today.


I go just come live for your house me and oga go dey run shift.

Truckpusher:
Just checked your profile and your followers and the people you follow says it all.

Chai ! Enegod behold it is appointed unto man to have only one toto but you Enegod has many ,why?

Are you this stingy?

brito:
He is taken, don't carry him along. lolz

softysparky:
Handkerchief

Truckpusher:
Let's start where most of them ladies like hanging out - where you hold sway and command respect.

Truckpusher:
I tell ya.

So what's it gonna be - Let's plan on a hunting spree here

What do you think?

softysparky:
1/2 yard

Truckpusher:

softysparky:
Being 1000 yards wife material is not the issue here, even the 2yards wife material get married first most times.

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] The sooner you drop this mentality, the better.
Marriage isn't the ultimate achievement for Us.[/color]

softysparky:
Rubbish thread.

The issue of single ladies will end if it's possible for ladies to just walk up and propose to any man they like just the way men do, but our society and nature did not make it that way.
You guys think it's easy to sit and wait for that guy you feel you can spend the rest of your life with? It's easier for a man to marry whenever and whoever he likes but its not same for a woman.


Imagine paying a "groom price"
There won't be any single ladies anymore

cachal:
Illiteracy...... my 2 cent

Nneka123:
omg! suit yourself