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hotwax:
Na you sabi..lick honeypot, wire am koboko...still d same objective

Nneka123:
you better come back and correct all the grammatical blunders , man is now "her" in all your anecdote!

but why do you want to lick her honeypot, if you're not attracted to her? do not cause her more pain! unless God will punish you , go and look for someone who is willing to give you her honeypot for free

2undexy:
I have this friend who is so very timid when it comes to women. I mean He's a very very shy guy. You cannot see him around women cos of his shyness.

And he's been dieing for this particular girl in his hood, but the problem now is how to approch her.

Pls he need you guys advice cos he's dieing of "unrelated" love.
How is he going to approach the girl?

Taaheey:
Why do guys who have nice personalities
never get the girl. Guys who are kind,
caring, gentle, accept rejection politely and
that are just nice to everyone, always finish
last? In my school the girls seem to prefer
the dickheads.
I think guys are just as bad too. They treat nice, loving gurls with disrespect n seem to prefer the 'bitchy ones'.
*Just tears of anoda nice guy who IS being treated bad!

Oildichotomy:
You intend sucking one particular pair of boobis for how long?
You suck until your child take over and when the child starts, you resign your fate to her lips only.

At least, there is no expiry date there!

Sagging is grossly overrated, besides Men also have sagging dangles so what is the point really?

Oildichotomy:
How many bo.oobs have you seen "hanging on the floor"?

All boooobis have expiry date including those small cover bottle

Oildichotomy:
Big bobbi is always better than some tiny oranges hanging out.

What is the essence of having small bo.obs when I have a chest.

DickDastardly:
Dem send you Abeg close my curtain before make pipo no dey shine eye like toush enter here

joychioma19:
something happened in my life as a set back, I never knew my fiance will still be with me regardless of the fact that I lied to him. he gave me strength to rise again.. until a day before yesterday, I never believed a man can be so true and determined to keep a woman. now I know that good men still exist.

gifttracy:
this dude is really a big guy,I Dnt know how to tell him off

Hazardd:
thats show that the person is econ omically stable

Greyworld:
Its called ACCOUNTABILITY, its d higgest level of RESPONSIBILITY in economically unstable SOCIETY.....

Nneka123:
lwkm! , did i said something so shocking?

Nneka123:
well! you're so ugly!!!

Wittylens:
After calling a friend , I decided to check my balance and I saw this ad by APC.



I just wonder what will happen if after going this far , APC dont win Next Month's Election.

skywalker888:
Yesterday evening when I was returning from a church service a tall fair guy approached me, he looked confident and relaxed, he was a smooth talker and didn't stammer to say any word he said the usually things and after telling me his name he inquired mine I told him he said I had a beautiful name and all that I was starting to like him until he asked for my no. I gave him he didn't stop there he asked if I was on 2go, I was like who tha hell uses 2go this days(in my mind) then he brought out an s5 from his pocket logged in his 2go and inquire my user name,
I smiled and told him that all his mate are using bbm and he's still on 2go? After then he felt embarrassed and speechless. I had to excuse my self and left him.
The funniest thing is that he never called

missamanda:
Kim Kardashian Vs Patience Jonathan
5 things that make them very similar


Besides thier age differences and the fact that one often shows off her long rich dark hair, both women are more similar than different.

Kim Kardashian vs Dame Patience Jonathan : They are more similar than different  


Kim Kardashian and Nigeria's First Lady have many things in common than we can imagine. Besides one being married to a president and the other gallivanting the world with her famous rapper beau, both women have shown that no one needs to be Michael Jackson before they can be famous!

I have put out 5 things that make Kim K and Dame Patience very similar. Enjoy.

Both are married to influential men: Kim's husband, Kanye West is so famous that he's allegedly now considered a ‘god’ of a new religion called 'Yeezianity'. Meanwhile, President Goodluck Jonathan is Nigeria's Head of State – ruling over 150 million people - and named 6th richest president in Africa by Forbes in 2014!

Both women are famous for being famous: Many still wonder what does Kim do in life? Well, it also looks like the only thing the First Lady has going now is being the 'First Lady'... an office which 2015's presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari believes should be terminated because it's of no use!

Both are admired for their huge behinds: Of course Kim had to break the internet with her butt and thought she had an extraordinary talent when her famous butt could hold a standing glass of champagne. Even though the First Lady will not appear nude on any magazine cover, she's been stirred at at several occasions when she decides to shake it off in her expensive laces and Ankara outfits! She's a real 'African Queen'.

Both women live in mansions: Guess we all know the name Aso Rock. The Dame lives there – in a presidential and highly secured rock! Kim on the other hand just acquired a $20m home in the Hidden Hills of California where she'll be staying with her hubby and daughter North West.

Finally, both have a tendency of always defending their famous husbands in public: Kanye has been slammed by the US president Barack Obama countless times for being a 'jackass' yet Kim came to his defense in her British GQ cover asking when did a politician become so concerned with pop culture. Well, as for Le Premiere Dame, we all remember how helping GEJ on the missing Chibok girls went down... and yea, did she also fight Governor Rotimi Amaechi when he called her beau 'Abacha' and said his government was corrupt!

I told you! Kim K and the First Lady have so much in common even if they are so different. Hope you had fun discovering their similarities!

MORNDEW:
Life sometimes look like what we hoped for will not come to pass. When we run out of patience, when the itch to drop a particular way of life, ways of doing things, things you believe in and mostly a humble relationship and go for big one that might be disastrous. You just have to remain steadfast its never easy i know but please try.

This story is about a sweet relationship between Frank and Angela, they ve both dated for three years now. Frank was a student and Angela was a receptionist at cyber cafe. They both shared many things in common and loved themselves. Angela has been offering help to Frank for his Education and so many other things.

Then came a time when Angela started acting funny, many of her friends usually tell her of how they travel to diferent parts of the country and to have fun and meet diferent people. Angela loved travelling and would constantly remind her guy that she wants to visit places. He will as usual advise her to just leave the matter for now since he can’t afford that and even if she can, she should save the money as it will help her in future. He promised her that they will go wherever she wants as he is already through with school and looking for job that once he start earning salary, he will make her fantasy come through.

Angela did not listen. One xmas period, a guy who she usually gist with in her office promised to take her to a particular State and she accepted. She travelled without informing Frank and when Frank called she hadly pick when she picks she does not sound good nor respond very well to him. He enquired from her friends and they told him she had travelled. But don’t know where, with whom or why.

When she came back, she visited frank and he demanded why she travelled without his consent, she lied that she went with a friend for a burial. After much arguments, frank forgave her.
But as they were sleeping together that night, a text came into her phone and when he opened it,(anyone can read each other’s text as stipulated in the relationship) the text read ” baby i enjoyed our trip, the sex, food, museum and beach am ready for such again trip whenever you wish. He was filled with cold and anger. He drove her out of the house, she never cared cos the man had asked her to date him so he went to the man.

Months later, Frank secured a Job. By this time the dude has dumped her and she has ran back to plead with Frank but he refused. When he got his first salary, on his way home he was thinking and tears filled his eyes. He was crying because the lady was there for him. Is this not noney now i would have taken her to anywhere. He thought to himself. Why don’t you just forgive her and take her back his mind told him? No he said. I can’t forgive a cheat. I hate cheating.

What situation have you found yourself, just hold on a little while your time is coming, no matter the temptation think of the everlasting consequence. That guy today will soon arrive.

https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/01/14/please-be-patient/

unibenstudent1:
1)are they attention seekers
2)are they frustrated internally
Feminists..

rexkexmilan:
My friend go and hustle, don't be stewpid!