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smoking weed is illegal and its a sin bcoz Christians are supposed to
obey the law....

Amodsun:

nicely written

Beauty is whatever you want it to be.
However to me beauty is formless but
tangible, it is what the French call "je ne
sais quoi"(a certain something) and there
is no universal model for it, and thats is
what make it attractive. Whether you are
describing art, weather, time or moment,
and the most common use; people... But
to get to the point if my pseudo-
philosophical discussion is that beauty is
everywhere and most people are too
busy to notice or care. So stop and smell
the roses, appreciate everything in front
of you and you will find it. Wow I am
surprised I wrote that
I need sleep badly.
Goodnight

If this is a regular thing for you, than it
might be you that is boring. Why not try
adding to the relationship instead of
looking for something new every few
months. Go out and find new things to do
together, take dance classes, or scuba
classes, perhaps hiking, or maybe even try
your hand at painting. It is always easier
and more fun to try and learn new things
with a partner, so stop looking to be
entertained and get off of your butt and go
do something...

I've been nyashing for
awhile now and I notice all(clean) women
taste the same to me. Just wanna know is
there any candy flavored pissies out
there??

1 wife

Do men change after marriage............? I
don't think they change........
They had all those bad habits, before you
married them. Women just overlook all
those bad signs to get a wedding ring.

youngPRO: WHERE DOES IT BELONG?

trash section

Harbosede02: lolz,...wu else??itz u na

abort it!!

Harbosede02: heya,itz a piri m nt hot*sobs*

*gives her my handkerchief*... #teamgentlemn

^^ smh²

I don't make moves on women. I don't
call 'em. I don't text 'em.
They chase me..

Harbosede02: huh??u neva take ur evening dose?

evening yanshing u mean? if you're hot you can apply...$2M is a lot of money

Harbosede02: *vomits on thread*yunck!!

who impregnated you?

lets test this theory, I will pay two million
dollars to the first
hot 18-30 year old woman that makes
love to me!

pasqal09: OP, all this one wey u talk na story. The only tin women find irresistable is money

I thought women were Diamond diggers...

•••Why do people fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers await the break of day
Why do they fall in love?
(people fall in love)
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do people fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?
(people fall in love)
Love is a losing game
Love can be a shame
Tell me why, tell my why?
Why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers await the break of day
Why do they fall in love?
(people fall in love)
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do people fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?
(people fall in love)
Why does my heart skip this crazy beat?
For I know, it will reach defeat
Tell me why, tell me why?
Why do people fall in love?

Imanuelle: Na so Airtel do WhatsApp plan still chop both credit and megabytes


Glo dash 30mb wey snail dey overtake

Abeg I no do


Open your bis

***in ASUU president's voice

No more no less

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Strauskhan1: guy!!!!! I get you, romantic ''beating''

shorthand

shorthand

[quote author=nadia_SA]we do!!

I beat IK like crazy![/quote]that's romantic beating

women don't hit men

*yawns* someone should console the op!!

chiboy1928: Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy,  on
phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:

General: Hello! May I know you?

Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.

General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?

Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast)
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira.
So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….

General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!!
Pls take your phone your friend needs your help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C. Evening, D. Night.

Joy: D. Night.

Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.

Joy: Yes am very sure!

Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me