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Take male hormones. You were probably by nature meant to be a girl but as fate had it, you barely came out as male... that's why it's just hard for you to grow a beard and other things attributed to real men....

long hissssssss

pwettyaura:
all d tins u said are wat he did wen he broke up wit me...he blocked me off all his social medias nd sent a msg to me dat he was sorry for doing dat but for him to get over me..out of sight and out of mind....i felt soo bad cos i tot i should be d one doing all that not vice versa.

If you know your self worth you will find strength in knowing that those who under value your worth Isn't worth it anyway...

pwettyaura:
Its been 2 months my ex broke up with me...despite d fact dat truout our 5yrs relationship, i was faithful and supportive to him..thru gud and bad times...but i avnt gotten over him yet...whenever m alone, i tink about him even wen am wit friends, i still imagine dat his call will come in soon...am trying to get over him but all effort is proving abortive...pls how can i get over him permanently so i can be happy and move on wit my life?

The best way to get over someone is to avoid any and all contact with them. After 2 months and you still have those feelings, you are obviously doing it all wrong.
1. Defriend him on Facebook and block
him. Out of sight, out of mind.
2. Avoid going to places you went with him as a couple.
3. Start dating someone...Anyone!
4. Delete him from your phone and block
his number.
5. Don't ask your friends about him. Avoid any discussion that concerns him
6.Throw out anything in your home that would remind you of him. Especially pictures and things he may have left behind.
6. If you can't get a man, masturbate and cry. Also, try not to think of him in the arms of the person he left you for.Unless you want more tears.

one week

Ihuomadinihu:
Just wanted to share a funny story/experience with you all
I was coming back from Church and from a long way off i saw a man in car gesticulating and calling me. I simply ignored him,only for the car to trail and follow me. The man was only street calling me saying stuffs like 'sweety,i wouldn't break your heart' etc. I also ignored him,and he kept following me. At a point,i stopped and gave him audience but he wasn't really saying anything. I decided to branch off to my friend's house and he also came into the same house. I was furious at this point,i warned him not to follow me any further. I thought he left ,only for him to traill behind me after i left my friends house.

how old are u?

pwerrymansion:
chai!!!! Enegod diariz God oh.........

francizy:
Hehehehehehe, staining another man's child with yah sëmën kwo!

Well it's good you're helping her to keep it open, afterall, she will soon start pushing..

You just helped a life, congrats bro..

thanks man

SmartChoices:
Hmmm I think its risky and capable of detailing one's fortune.... We need to know Enegod physically to assess his before and after climbing another man's pregnancy fortune to determine the consequences!

superstitious belief

EggovinMma:
The woman need am na.I don't see anything wrong with that as long as she isn't married! Enegod na good samaritan.

missclasssy:
How is this going to be of help to me or anyone else. Why is Nairaland always updating their homepage with inconsequential trash?

Go through the various sections and you will see insightful and educative threads but 70 percent of what you find updated on the home page is crappy photos of celebrities.
If it's not this persons bosoms, it's this persons asss or their tattoos.
Why is this so?

We need to feed our minds with intelligent, informative and inspirational stuff, not all this rubbish we always see on front page.

mtcheeew!

rudebouy:
At list I dont know wot it is to fvck a pregnant woman. Jeez! I cant even imagine sex with a potbellied woman less to talk of a pregnanteh!

Choi! Baba! I throw way cap for you abeg.

Sai!

lol
Don't worry when you get married and she becomes pragnant, you will learn how to do it

Brownpage:
I believe in God,Jesus christ and Mother nature.
Life is too short,so i do my best and try to live my Life.
I love alcohol and drunkness is my worse sin.
I love my neighbor as i love myself.
I never want to see you cry.
Matamanh Gandi is my role model,yes he is without violence but today you see him on Rupees.
I can never and will never pretend to be what i am not,just to please you or dent my social status just to answer the good.
Maybe i will give room for Marijuana to come into my life,the only friend that reminds me of who i am..

I forgive you..go and sin no more

smh

rudebouy:
Sir, mbok dont be pollutted this thread mbok with ur corruption. Kay afo ado attai idiok etoko eyen.

Iyanmi!

see who is talking...see the kind profile pic you put

first stage of madness

pwerrymansion:
can I succinctly conclude you helped the ho*rny pregnant lady?

I am afraid, Yes. The guy that got her pregnant took off.
I think a pregnant woman should refrain from sex with a man who is not the father! but she was very aggressive..and i enjoyed it though...felt like scum afterwards

I remember a woman telling me how hōrny she was when she was pregnant. I said "well okkkkkkk" then things got pretty silent...

Anyways, Pregnant women get very hōrny and it's just cruel not to help them out with that.

MzNelly:
Too late.

yuck!

it is what it is!

MzNelly:
An improbable one.



https://38.media.tumblr.com/7b46463d7e4b5f0317eaea74d07d3175/tumblr_inline_nn1ws6qOyg1t5sj5n_500.gif

easy o before you fart!

Trut:
There is a colleague of mine whom I asked out on Thursday last week, she told me that she's in a serious relationship but we can be friends. I accepted to be her friend, but since then, she's always around me. She love to chat with me on WhatsApp and always care about me. Apart from that, she gives me a lovely look that I feel love in her eyes.

Does it mean she's interested in me but pretending? Make una help analyse the matter ohhh

yansh her and see what happens

pussyzone is better

onosprince:
Please i need your advice on this, There is not a week that i dont have sex. Everytime i try to avoid it
the urge comes back. I know most guys here are going through the same thing. How do i overcome this
habit because i see it as a bad one. As am growing older i want to stop some childish stuff and this is on
my number one list and i want to learn how to stay with just one girl... Please advice your Bro

get intimacy gadgets

Baddoo01:
Em freaking tired of keeping this and still involving in a mental debate with myself. See a young girl of 14 carrying a bag that should be carrying her. Ladies please is there any mystery behind big handbags or something. I'll just love to know.
Badosky

most of them are hookers... While going out they dress very nice...the big bags contain their club wears and other things

Where did this idea that shaved equates to neatness or cleanliness? Pubic hair actually plays very specific roles in the cleanliness and genital health of a woman as well as acting as a secondary lubricant during intercourse. It seems fairly absurd that, cleanliness is some how disassociated with the way the body was meant to function.

girls get too many wahala

she looks like burnt offering

smh

I don't believe it!