₦airaland Forum

MojAyo:
yuck

faith551:
On my limited stay here in nairaland, I've noticed that we have variety of individuals with different reasons and mindset.

The attention seekers :- this is a mixed category affecting both sex, they jump into every thread looking for little opportunities to blow their rusty trumpets.

Fun seekers :- this category comment in virtually every presentable thread, follows everybody. guys that fall in this category are sometimes mis quoted as flirts, but are not necessarily flirts,they just enjoy adventure.

The warm and friendly :- now this is the first category am going to mention names, people like Lala,Beamborla fall in this group. They are always ready to help out both the new and old. I mean how many girls can quote a new guy and start up a good conversation (non deregulation) here?

The old ma's and pa's :- Don't get it all twisted, they are in no way old. They just happen to be in nairaland since 1920 and have the perception that they are in some way bigger and better than the new subscribers.
They hardly comment in a new subscribers thread, and they go about renting about how funny and childish the "newbies" as they call it sounds. Now people in this category piss me off a lot so I have something for them, "new things dnt give way for the old, old things give way for the new" just saying tho.

The list can go on and on, but I've got to stop here.
You are also free to add yours

Truckpusher:

Truckpusher:
Bro, you just saw a pillow a nice pillow and all you want to do is eat pop corn?

JoeVetar:
U have to state five celebrities. ...A nairalander, a music star, an actor or actress, then ur obsession......let ot rolll....

cabjoy:
if you want to catch a rat use fish .............

if you want to catch a fish use hook ...........


if you want to catch a man use woman ..........




but if you want to catch woman, what will you us?

BeeBeeOoh:
To disvirgin the virgin is the pride of a man..

debraobas:
My Boyfriend Likes Urinatin In My Mouth & Force Me To Su*k Him Till He Cû-ms Every Morning







How do I stop him from this act? 

Am Brenda, 24 years old&am a student at Makerere University, I stay with my boyfriend who is also a campuser. Every morning my boyfriend wants me to drink his morning pee/urine. This started way back in my 1st year wen we decided to get freaky, he suggested to pee in my mouth of which I agreed and since then he has made it a dailyroutine. 

Every morning he wakes up and tells me he has to pee in my mouth, I get on my knees, open my mouth real wide and wait for him to fill it with his hot morning pee and after he’s done peeing in my mouth,i suck his di-*k until he cums in my mouth. This is how i start my mornings. He’s now used to it and whenever I refuse, he beats me up so bad. I really love him so much and Idon't want to hurt him. 

I’m now scared of drinking his pee because some Kenyan friend of mine told me pee/ -urine contains a harmful substance, please is it true? And if yes, how do I stop my boyfriend from this act without him beating me up? 

He enjoys it and so am just confused……Please help!

missclasssy:

missclasssy:
With time I will understand what?

You did wrong and I pointed it out. Why bring my life into this and insult my personality?

I never insulted you did I?. I only pointed out your failure to abide to the rules of this section.

Your topic was misleading and you broke RULE 6 which clearly states ~ " Do not post adverts or affiliate links outside where adverts are explicitly allowed"

Life is governed by rules which we are to follow. Whether you desperately need to showcase your website is non of my business. There are other "right" ways to create publicity.
Just follow the due procedure.

Please spare me all those words and stop playing the victim because I ain't apologizing nothing.
Just stop spamming this section that's all.

hbpeze:
abi I lie?

hbpeze:
Am proud to be igbo honestly.the most popular tribe in Nigeria.even when you go to Benin republic or Togo or southafrica they will be referring to Nigerians as igbos.Bleep d haters

gabazin080:
she is an hair dresser, due to the stress involved in her job, she doesnt too much like sex prior to the pregnant. we do it once a week or even once in 2 weeks.
now that she is pregnant, I noticed she always want sex everyday now, because she often make d 1st move even if she is complaining of being tired, she would still ask 4 sex. now the thing is making me worn out and loosing weight.
and for the safety of our baby, how often should we have sex