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dododawa1:
MONEY is good bro.
Double your hustle

What do you mean by money is good? I'm only pity poor women who this scammer called pastors are deceiving.not me.

do you know there's a lot of people in that church who don't have money to eat ?

There's poverty in the land.

Picture of me ready to follow my girl to church.. after seven years of not going to church.

talented321:
You told her that you love her, and her response was which church are you going? What advice do you want again she want to covert you and you are running, and she is not happy about it.

I don't think anybody can convert me again.

Is not possible.but the truth is I truly love this girl.

I FINALLY WENT TO CHURCH TODAY AFTER SEVEN YEARS BUT I WAS DISAPPOINTED.....


I'm not good in writing but trust me you will definitely understand what I'm about to write.

There's these beautiful girl, she's yellow like pawpaw,she lives close to me.i love this girl so much that if she agree for me, I will definitely marry her,but the problem is, I don't have the college to approach her.so one day around 7pm I was passing by,I saw her sitting alone,I told myself this is the right time for me to take action,so I went to her straight and greeted her she answered me with her sweet voice.i begin to have a conversation with her before you know it,I told her I love her,she didn't respond to me like three minutes then she asked me which church are you going ? I don't want to lie to her, so I told her plainly that I'm churchless I don't go to church like seven years now.she was like wow seven years ? I said yes.them she said what makes me not to go to church ? I told her it's a very long story,them she said she will give me one condition, if I will follow her to her church in the coming Sunday them she will be my girl friend, because of the love I have for her I agreed to follow her to her church.

So yesterday Saturday, I called her and have some discussion with her, then she reminds me about following her to her church on Sunday.i said no problem.

So Fast forward to Sunday being 25-06-2023 she dressed up and came to my house for me to follow her to her church,i quickly dressed up and follow her to her church.

on getting to the church I saw a cloud,infact a multitude of people sitting down there before us.then the ushers directed us to sit🪑 in two chairs closed to each other.we sat down.they began to do their usual thing's praise and worship.

PROBLEM STARTED.

so after praise and worship the assistant pastor announced that it's time for offering, everybody started going to the altar to give their offering, without wasting time my girl stood up and I stood up too,I put hand in my pocket and brought out N500 them follow her to the altar and dropped the offering,we came back and sit down.again the same man announced that it's time for SECOND OFFERING, everybody started going out to the altar.my girl and I stood up, this time I decided to reduce the money to N200
I followed her to altar and dropped the money there,we came back and sit down in our sit.the next thing I heard is testimony time, about five people came out to give different kind of funny testimony.

So after the testimony the assistant pastor announced that we should give offering to God to thanks him for the wonderful miracle he has done in their life, everybody started going out to give offering, remember this is the THIRD offering.my girl stood up, and I was like,what the hell is wrong with this girl ? I wasn't planned to go,so I sitted down but when she look back to see me I quickly stood up and follow her, this time I reduced the money to N100 them I dropped the money and came back and sit in my chair 💺.

Then The assistant pastor again announced that it's time for announcement,a young man came out and do the announcement, after the church announcement.them the assistant pastor again announced that it's time to give offering for the church projects that they are going to buy more chairs and some other things.remenber this is the FOURTH offering,so
Immediately after pastors announcement,everybody started going out to give offering but my girl refused to get up, probably her money done finish
I was so happy that she didn't get up

So after that offering, the assistant pastor again announced that it's time for child dedication,two young women came out with baby, one baby boy and the other is baby girl.they came out with their husbands and friends.
So after the child dedication,the assistant pastor again announced that we should give offering to thanks God for the gift of children he gave to the women.remember this is the FIFTH OFFERING.

Some people started going out to give the offering,but not everybody again ; ;DD.this time I can no longer bear it anymore.one of my mind was telling me to get up and challenge the pastor why he is collecting so much offering in his church ? Another of my mind is telling me if I do so, his warriors or ushers will embarrass me and send me out of his church.

I was so disappointed and angry at the same time.so I told my girl that I wanted to ease myself outside.she said okay,

So when I get outside the church building I ran away to my house 🏠.

Now church has closed I have being calling my girl since, she refused to pick my call,please nairalander's what should I do next ?

Leiylau:
Atheists yawns!!! 😩😞

Is that all what you have to say ?

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Heaven and hellfire doesn't exist.

God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist, there's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God,OP ,I challenge anyone here to proof me wrong.

It beat my imagination that in 21th century there's some group of people who still believe heaven or HELLFIRE existed.

Believing the existence of God is a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis.

55truth:
Wetin this woman do una?

There's nothing like sin.the religious leaders used the words sin to manipulate or coerce people to submit to their imaginary God.

Op,let me tell you the bitter truth.God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence,no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God.

It beat my imagination that in 21th century,some people are still believing that God is somewhere in the sky.

It's a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis of anybody to think God Satan or Jesus Christ existed.

No God created universe.it beat my imagination that in 21th century some people are still believing there's a God up there in the sky.

The bitter truth is that, God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.
No man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God.


It's a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis of anybody to think God Satan or Jesus Christ existed.

Stupid husband,,so he refused to sleep with his wife because of imaginary God up there in the sky ? Religion has done a lot of damage to us than good.

The bitter truth is that. The so called God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.

No man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God.

It's a symptoms of primitivity of mentality,primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis of anybody to think God, Satan or Jesus Christ existed.

No God has ever destroyed earth.the story of God destroyed earth true flood is just a fairly tale.

The bitter truth is that,God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God...

It's symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis of anybody to think God, Satan or Jesus Christ existed.

God or Satan doesn't exist.

Religion has done a lot of damage to us than good.it shall never be well with people who brought religion to us.


Mean why, the bitter truth is that, God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.


There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.


No man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God....

God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.

Sin doesn't exist.nothing like sin,so nobody should deceive you or coerced you to confessed your useless sins.

My friend open your eyes before those hungry pastors Use you cash out.

:. Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

God or Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence.
No man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of god.i challenge anybody here to proof the existence of God to me.

Believe me.Don't let anybody deceive you, there's no any imaginary God up there in the sky.

God and Satan doesn't exist,



There's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence..no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God.i challenge anybody here to proof to me.

My brothers and sisters don't let anybody deceive you.

Believe me,God or Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist.

there's no imaginary sky daddy up there,open your eyes my friend.

englishmart:
Your moniker is crazy

Na mumu people the go church.

Shut up there .i don't blame you,I blame the junsing Op who asked the funny questio

For your information, there's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of his existence,no man Born of woman be alive or dead has ever proof his existence.

Like I said,I will take N10,000 over that imaginary being.

I will take N10,000 over that imaginary God.