₦airaland Forum

ediblesz:
Where are their babies? 😕😕

they're with their fathers

Those modafokas go don fok dem tire

gaskiyamagana:
Fools are comrades in their foul analogy, interpretation and understanding.

Escobar = Tinubu

Osama Bin Laden = Shettima

Let Tinubu too try am

Make igbos manage the bread and water now. Butter is too expenses to buy for them to chop am

Escobar = Tinubu

Osama Bin Laden = Shettima

harmony75:
Balablu does not know the work he gunning for just imagine someone coming from resting still want to rest and eat amala na the thing him and his cohorts want to turn Aso Rock to resting palace for the elderly! Mmmmm God forbid BAT thing 🙏

naija don buy market

Gathering of criminals

What did he did?

Honestly speaking I spend nothing less than one million naira in a week

In Flavour's voice "the conqueror, the conqueror, the conqueror is here."

Mumu just go collect beating for stage

Cantonese:
Oga no dey disgrace yasef.

He cunningly snapped her pictures, knowing his intention to blackmail her one day. When she refused to give him more money, he released the images that he had long kept.

the number of pictures the guy released passed he cunningly. The yeye girl voluntarily took the nude pictures

Sammy5413:
And our Nigerian FG is still making plans to evacuate citizens home by land
FG has failed us all

you dey mind those useless people being led by that zombie called Buhari

Hopealivee:
This is getting worse

it's even worser now. I just came back from there this morning

Make we talk true Express njamah too dey useless jare. How she too begin take nude pictures for man, ordinary boyfriend for that matter. Mtcheeeeeeew

Sheistoopretty:
Happy birthday to her she's pretty just like me

But just behind me

More life dear

I was forced to check your dp. You're so fokn ugly. No wonder your is so fokn bitter against Nigerian men. No man would like to spend the rest of his life with a hammer.

ajepako:
Yes oooo

Awa niyen oooo

49 and still fine

Iyalaaya Anybody

Babangbali/iyangbali/enemyofpeace/enemyofprogress

Alias 5-man werey

No near this thread ooo

who the thread epp? Mtcheeeeeeew

PM me for price. Working Perfectly well

Slightly Negotiable 😒

Demurray:
Treble for where? Champions league will remain with real Madrid
Man U will lift the FA cup and the league is the only trophy for the citizen.
Treble na pipe dream

insha Allah

maticar:
were you not the one asking for giveaway the other time?

see you see poverty just dey play...its a game

Nigeria 1-0 Igbos

Omo I thank God that we warned this march o. Mynd44 for laugh person tire

Bahamas95:
I wonder why African women find it very difficult to adopt a child, is it as a result of wickedness or what. They regard taking care of another person's child as a taboo.


Most of them get old without any child or do the adoption when they're already old.

Congratulations to this woman, at least science don help her.

my own is different from our own

Is she married abi na one small boy score the own goal?

Nigeria 1-0 Igbos

At 14, she is a teenager, nice and sweet.

At 16 she wants to hang out with the elders.

At 18, she probably already had her first "sexual report", she clings to the guy and talks about how she will never leave him 😊

20 years old, maybe already in College. She meets new guys and slowly loses interest in the old guy.

At 22, she makes new friends who wear expensive clothes, go to fancy places and date wearers. These girls are using the latest generation phones. She is intimidated by it all, hence the need to join them.

At 24, she's high, high-tech phone, goes to fancy places, she's now dating guys who have means, who give money for nothing just to sleep with her. At this point, if a guy flirting, she snobs, if he asks for her number, she looks at him like a worthless. She prefers guys who actually want to spend a fortune on her. That's what it's all about her. 😯

At 26, the trend continues... Party, big phone, good life, money is still the key words because she changed her mindset and raised the standard she wants in a man, money. 🙄

Between 26 and 27, she is a maid of honor at her friends' wedding. If she was lucky enough to be in a relationship she almost leaves She then sees herself as every man's dream, so she believes that she will always be chased after like civil service competitions.

At 28, all these guys telling her how beautiful she is, how they love her, even if she was in a relationship. She decided to give two of them a chance. They came, explored and after two weeks stopped answering her calls. She decided to give several a chance, but the same thing happened. She got back to her ex who was bothering her while she was with the good old guy, but the same thing happened.

So she decided to have adventures with anyone that comes in her way.

At 29, none of these guys have proposed...

At 30, night vigil, place of worship, 5 nights of glory, miracle crusade..

At 32, the same girl that refused to give her phone number and all the sites and groups that ooh" Hi am Stephanie, am 32 looking for a serious relationship. Call me 6810XX00X "

At 35, she starts running to churches begging pastor to pray for her, he will fast, pray and speak in tongues, roll on the ground, visit mountains for special prayer sessions but no way.

At 40, she starts seeing her family members as witches and wizards.

At 45-50 years old, she became a mentor at conferences on motivation for young girls. This is how she will tell you that she has decided to abstain from men so that she can worship Jesus Christ in spirit and truth. She will tell us that marriage is not end of itself patati patata.

Make the right life choice when there's still time. Having fun is nice but it's a problem when our life is all about entertainment.


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eyinjuege:
Don't be daft

you too!

eyinjuege:
How do you know if I have family or friends in Sudan or not?
It definitely concerns me if my family is there.
There are Nigerians schooling in Sudan, who are trapped in all this

in that case, travel go there and pack them home.

Ade1177:
God pls make Brighton beat Manchester united

So final can be Brighton vs City

Make I enjoy my TV

United vs City will be too boring because united will receive maximum shishi in the final

you've been noticed. Go and talk no trash anymore

MikeMicheal:
Ugly old thing.
Even with the money, she is still not attractive.

If i see truth i dey talk am.

if she comot clothes for me make I do, my prick will never rice up

Ugly biiiiiiiiiitch

Person no see better country go study, na Sudan of all countries. I will rather remain in Nigeria as an illiterate, than travel to Sudan to study any yeye curse.






Mynd44 you no go go church?