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I can't wait to see Portugal lose today.

Light78:
I don't often use the British English.

American English is the best.

me too. This is simply because I was burned and broughted up in America, USA to be precised.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing

Kajaard:
Seun
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Dominique
Justwise
nlfpmod

operates several monikers and this NLPoliceWoman is one of them as well as Ilovethemmanna

This is obviously a serious violation of RULE 19

I know so many nairalanders have brought this to your notice but nothing seems to have been done about it.

leave them, they all know this, but if na orphan like me, dem go dey ban me till thy kingdom come. Even Mynd44 wey be my paddy don join dem to dey ban me now, just because she saw me standing beside Dominique

naturefellow:
that's right.

'Eye service'

boat of them are correct. One is American English, while the other one is British English, I chose to use the American English

This oyinbo presenter no fine, but she get fine suckable breasts

I hope his school will not do hi service and expell the boy from the school. Nigerians too like hi service to big men

kunlesehan:
Straight win for Portugal

no ojoro penarity today

essentialone:
Someone said whenever Mama Aisha Buhari is in Dubai, providentially Waziri Atiku always happen to be in Dubai at that same period. I don't know how they know. But na them know that one.

na so I hear and dem say na skin to skin dem dey take do am.

Body don dey pepper am because her days in office are numbered

Na so dem take forget Ifeanyi o

Tinubu embarrassing himself, wife and supporters since 10AD

Bola146:
Exactly how your useless mother and your fellow deaf moderators like lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44 and other you always mentioned here are useless members of yours, oponu

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaa, try to be calming down, no go get high blod pressure because of me o, I just dey take you play for here and I dey always gbadun your vexation like small pikin wey dem collect him candy bars, meanwhile that word mentioned is mention, please work on your tenses and stop giving people unnecessary headache with your made in ijebu English

How can you call a whole Aliko Dangote an invaluable man? upon all his money and wealth, what he has done and he is doing for Nigeria? Is it a crime to be a reach man? I would rather be as reach as Dangote and be called invaluable,
than to be poor and be called valuable. I swear na jealousy go kill some people.

Awon Ole meji

He is just 5 years older than seun

His village people, where una dey? Una dey sleep ni?

Mynd44, vickyrotex, ajepako, folake4u, fatymore and funkybabee have them all, but bola146 even one she no get

Another cult organization. If you know you know

Sweetplum:
The names plenty.
Agba Sule, Jungle, 9:11 (resume school 9am & exit at 11am), Olodo, Senior man, Giraffes cos the are tall with long necks to copy from behind.

There's actually a Sulaimon in my class at SS2 called Agba Sule. He's the leader of the back benchers. He was 21 at that time, mate with some corp members. He's stout, with moustache. He always bring shaving stick to cut the beards in class, showing us his public hair, chest hair & sexcapades. The guy had the experience of teachers but he's a dullard in education.

oga na which one be public hair? Mynd44, lalasticlala,
vickyrotex, ajepako, fatymore, funjosh, bola146, folake4u and funkybabee come and see something. What is public hair?

In my secondary school days, people who sat at the back seats were known as "Council of Elders"

Most of them were older than secondary school age. They had children at home

When the teacher is teaching in class, they will be doing back up voice at the back. They also steal notes and people's textbooks alot

Even when they make noise, you dare not put their names in the list of noise makers , else you go collect

I remember when I added one of them to the list of noise makers, the eyes he used in looking at me eh, I had to remove his name immediately so that I could go home in peace and not in pieces.

Na country be dat, no be dis jungle wey buhari dey feel like a big boy.


Bola146 today na Sunday, please go to church and give your life to Christ.

Bola146:
Oponu agbalagba. Those ones they arrested, how many people are jailed?

you and this your ijebu English, were jailed ni ma(past tense). Fine you no fine, simple English you no sabi

Bola146:
Free your mind, we still have good with good integrity no matter what they see or do, they will never cheat Focus on your job like an employee, he paid you for it, so do your work diligently and leave unless you want him to increase your salary. If he wants to act stupid, please kindly quit asap! Don't think twice of waiting

Modified: Even if he is living with his family 24/7, if he will kill you, he can easily do that, anything in this life is a risk! Going to office and coming back everyday is about risk. It's a matter of the mind and choice, go to overseas and see how people are making money doing this job. If your mind is doubting, kindly quit! I know there are many people willing to accept that job.

long yawns!

Were! The new law is about to catch up on you.

hojona:
Buhari is a terrorist

confirmed one

bamasite2:
Na so 70% of the women in church be!

and no so we dey fok dem play

MadamOk:
I understand how you feel, I was once in your shoe but mine was with my boss, I love to see him in the office, like going into his office even i don't have a file to drop at his desk, as in anytime he is around am happy as in I don't play with him (respect him,loyal and protect him from anything harmful if I have the power to) which I always use him as a point of contact to pray for my own husband, that God I want a man like him, though he is husband material, then it get emotional which I said that if this man tempt me one day I go fall so I start praying to God to remove that feeling from my mind and thoughts.

how did it end? Did you fok him? No lie o

Just talk sey your pussy dey scratch you, las las the man go fok you and your eyes go clear

Former midfield maestro, Wesley Sneijder looks almost unrecognisable from his 2012 self after retirement.

The Dutchman was taking part in a charity match in his hometown still wearing his favourite number 10.

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