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ebubemicky:
Arrest this fake girls fake nails fake hair fake eyelashes fake eyebrows fake face fake eyes fake breast fake yash fake height fake fake fake fake gosh Buhari must hear this

And they should be charged for harbouring and the use of illegal properties.... And as well for misleading the public.....

During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Stone was interviewing five local villains to try and identify who stole Mrs Archer's cake from the mid-summer fair. Below is a summary of their statements:Arnold: It wasn't Edward it was Brian. Brian: It wasn't Charles it was Edward. Charles: It was Edward, it wasn't Arnold. Derek: It was Charles, it wasn’t Brian. Edward: It was Derek, it wasn't Arnold.It was well known that each suspect told exactly one lie. Can you determine who stole the cake.....

edwapkalmeed:
Solution: a) We know that Norwegian lives in the 1st house (Hint: #9) and next to him lives a guy who stays in a blue house (Hint: #14). So far we have the following: 1st House 2nd House Norwegian Blue House b) We know that the green house is on the left of the white house (Hint: 4), therefore we can form a new group with the Green and White house next to each other. Green House White House c) Now think carefully the combination of (a) and (b). We should reach to the conclusion that the Norwegean guy who lives in the first house, he either lives in the Red or Yellow house since the Green & White houses group can only have a position of either 3-4 or 4-5. d) Since the Brit is the guy who lives in the Red house (Hint: 1), now we definitely know that the Norwegian lives in the Yellow house. So far we have the following information: 1st House 2nd House Norwegian Yellow Blue British Red Group: Green House White House e) Next, we know that the owner of the Green house drinks coffee (Hint: 5) and the man living in the center house drinks milk (Hint: . As a result, we conclude that the group of Green and Yellow house are the 4th and 5th house in order and that the center house (number 3) is the Brit. 1 2 3 4 5 Norwegian British Yellow Blue Red Green White Milk Coffee f) Hint 7 gives us another information on the first house (The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill). In-addition, the man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill (Hint 11), therefore the man living in house #2 keeps horses. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian British Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Milk Coffee Pet Horses Smoke Dunhill g) Hint 15 states that "The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water." We conclude that only 2 people can have a neighbor who drinks water (House 1&2), but since House #1 already smokes Dunhill that means that House #2 smokes Blend and House #1 drinks water. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian British Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Milk Coffee Pet Horses Smoke Dunhill Blend h) Hint 12 states "The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer." See the table above and you will notice that we are missing the drink only for houses 2 and 5 but since we already know that the owner of house 2 smokes Blend, then the combination of Hint 12 applies to house #5. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian British Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Milk Coffee Beer Pet Horses Smoke Dunhill Blend Bluemaster i) Hint 3 states that "The Dane drinks tea.". We are missing only the drink for house #2 therefore this applies to house #2. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian Danish British Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Tea Milk Coffee Beer Pet Horses Smoke Dunhill Blend Bluemaster j) Hint 10 states "The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats." As a result, house #1 keeps cats since house #2 has the owner who smokes Blend. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian Danish British Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Tea Milk Coffee Beer Pet Cats Horses Smoke Dunhill Blend Bluemaster k) Hint #13 states that "The German smokes prince". We are missing the nationalities of the owners who live in house #4 and #5 but since the owner of house #5 smokes Bluemaster, this hint applies to house #4. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian Danish British German Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Tea Milk Coffee Beer Pet Cats Horses Smoke Dunhill Blend Prince Bluemaster l) Hint #6 states that "The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds". We are only missing the tabacco of House #3 therefore: House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian Danish British German Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Tea Milk Coffee Beer Pet Cats Horses Birds Smoke Dunhill Blend Pall Mall Prince Bluemaster m) Finally hint #2 states that "The Swede keeps dogs as pets". This combination can only be applied to house #5. House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian Danish British German Swedish Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Tea Milk Coffee Beer Pet Cats Horses Birds Dogs Smoke Dunhill Blend Pall Mall Prince Bluemaster n) Now who owns the fish? The German owns the fish!!! Congratulations, according to Einstein you now belong to the 2% of the people who can solve this riddle!!! House 1 2 3 4 5 Nation Norwegian Danish British German Swedish Color Yellow Blue Red Green White Drink Water Tea Milk Coffee Beer Pet Cats Horses Birds FISH Dogs Smoke Dunhill Blend Pall Mall Prince Bluemaster it takes time sha

But you try o, wr u copy am cos my head iyaf scattered......

Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the
world’s population would not be able to solve it.
• There are 5 houses that are each a different colour.
• There is a person of a different nationality in each house.
• The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain
brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the
same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the
same drink.
• The question is. “Who has the fish as pet?”
CLUES:
1. The British man lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet.
3. The Danish man drinks tea.
4. The green house is to the left of the white house.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a
cat.
11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes
Dunhill.
12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house.
15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks
water.
GOOD LUCK!!!

Am yet to get the answer as virtually about 100 people have done their best. I hope dis reach front page so we can get better views...

uselessgoat:
SEE D YEYE GIRL WEY DEM BORN AFTER WASTING BILLIONS OF TAX PAYERS MONEY TO DO A USELESS WEDDING. THE BLOOD OF NIGERIANS WHO DIED AS A RESULT OF JONA'S CORRUPTION WILL MAKE SURE THIS BABY DIE YOUNG


NA THUNDER GO STRIKE ALL OF UNA

I wanted to fight on behalf of the new born before, but wen I saw your profile name, it has finished in my mind, and I guess the baby's satisfied too seeing ur profile name nd wt u commented.... I am still wondering when, where and what the baby did or has done to u ooo.... #stillthinking...

Bonapart:
What really caused this stamped? Pls i really want to know

Someone picked pocket and d other guy shouted haram, a nigerian seeing them afar thought he heard boko haram, na so gobe start ooo...
Jez playing, I think it's Saudi's lack of preparation, or its nonchalantly attitude dis year...

Wow

pTomz:
yes ofkus, dats if she also agrees not to demand for anything financial frm me...50/50

You gbasky jare.... 👊

funlord:


The answers to your _stupid musings are as follows: My laptop, my internet connection, my time and my decision! Now kindly shut your inconsequential and demented ass up you turd!

That explained it.... Can't hold you for your ultimate and genuine stupidity na.. Wait till you become a celebrity and you are happy because of a gift and d comment is like, 'shey dis he goat neva see gift before?'...

funlord:


This old woman is too local! Grow up and act your age ma! She must surely be related to the useless diseased prostitute that is below me but unfortunately this ones brain is merely a decoration for the rest of her body!

Why don't you for once think like a human being? Must you abuse her or she collected your biscuits?... You see someone smiling lik that and all you could type was nonsense. If she should see that, do you think she will still be smiling? That means you've successfully poured salt into her milk.... Go and change faa....!!!

Monzuur:
Ok...

In other news : Today makes it 19yrs since 2pac amaru shakur died.........R.I.P to the greatest rapper ever!.........the world miss u........Monzuur miss u

U see d dead body..... U go tok say na disappearance...
N. B: Not correcting o, just an observation....

martineverest:
'worst by far' unilorin.dey do 4yrs course in 3yrs...guess dey summarise dia syllabii and courses

ur fada!!! Long live probitas....

Final year things....

The long awaited UNILORIN post ume is out! Call 09032792391 for enquiries, registration, past questions and accommodation.... Best of luck... We offer the best business experience and we register anywhere from the nation.. . Your print out ready ASAP!!!

The long awaited UNILORIN post ume is out! Call 09032792391 for enquiries, registration, past questions and accommodation.... Best of luck... We offer the best business experience and we register anywhere from the nation.. . Your print out ready ASAP!!!

Tell ur mum that you are madly in a great deal to have her ex(before ur dad) as ur father.... Guess she'll understand

I ask my Girl to give me her view of our relationship, and she replied Friendly. Please can a relationship be just friendly?

ireneony:
Break up with her

Why

My female friend ( we are both in the same relationship) said am being immature, m this jovial,very playfull,and sometimes too funny in nature. She said i dont address issues d way she wants. Am in my final year and she's serving presently. What to do? Could it be that she's now upgraded to higher needs in guys? M clueless please!!!

Ops gimme nu year promo, lemme smell front page...

Can I smell fp pls

Osun and oya don start again ooo, na ow d thing happened for 1324b.c.

Lets check the rate of students on Nairaland,type (i rep ur school). Lets keep it rolling... I rep UNILORIN@ BETTER BY FAR.

How will they reply when they are busy reading comments

Chicken for sale...
Xmas promo and new year promo is here:
Tokunbo chicken - Buy 1 & get 1 free.
*London used chicken - N1,200
*USA used white chicken - N1,220
*Stolen fowl - N850.
*1 eye chicken -N820
*Blind chicken - N800.
*Chicken way dey hear wit 1 ear - 650
*Deaf and dumb chicken - N610
*Crippled hen - N380.
*Wrinkled fowl - N250
*Sick chicken - 150
*HIV fowl - N25
*Ebola fowl - free
Order Now.. Its Xmas season and new year!

Let her go buy the car then!

TayoD:
While I may have heard some 'horror' stories about the NYSC and relationships, I do nothing but bless the memories of my service to my country as a Youth Corper as well as bless the town known as Isi-Alangwa in Abia State, where I met my sweet, oh so sweet wife.

Without that opportunity provided through NYSC, I doubt if I ever would have met, let alone marry her. I guess NYSC means different things to different people afterall.

Maybe she left a guy for you, still d same

Eating pounded yam and turkey laps and when you're finished, they're still calling for maltina nd milk

Pounded yam, that day I finished cooking yam and when I was about taking it out with knife, it fell on the floor but fell on a scorpion, not wanting to hold it with bare hands, I took orogun(turning pin) to pound d yam. That happened around 123456789 B. C.

Am sorry ops, I will like to tell you something on what you are thinking of,the holy book has never slated it for a lady to go to a man(therefore a man shall leave his parents and go to his wife and they shall become one.) sorry if am spiritual but it's d truth. Believe me if he loves you, he'll come, don't let him take your love for granted.

pocohantas:
Where is the anger?

If at all he is angry...Wouldn't you be angry too, if you go for a wedding and they say jellof rice af finish?

U too much...

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I think am starting to know about the miss miss thing. Why and how dis one win miss Nigeria when she no even fit win my miss agege.... I tire ooo