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Fashion / Re: Makeup Petition! SEE What A Nigerian Wants President Buhari To Do (photo) by energylee(m): 10:40am On Oct 09, 2015 |
ebubemicky: And they should be charged for harbouring and the use of illegal properties.... And as well for misleading the public..... |
Jokes Etc / Who Stole The Cake... by energylee(m): 2:28pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Stone was interviewing five local villains to try and identify who stole Mrs Archer's cake from the mid-summer fair. Below is a summary of their statements:Arnold: It wasn't Edward it was Brian. Brian: It wasn't Charles it was Edward. Charles: It was Edward, it wasn't Arnold. Derek: It was Charles, it wasn’t Brian. Edward: It was Derek, it wasn't Arnold.It was well known that each suspect told exactly one lie. Can you determine who stole the cake..... |
Jokes Etc / Re: 98% Of World's Population Will Fail This : Einstein's Riddle... by energylee(m): 7:39pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
edwapkalmeed:But you try o, wr u copy am cos my head iyaf scattered...... |
Jokes Etc / 98% Of World's Population Will Fail This : Einstein's Riddle... by energylee(m): 6:41pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the world’s population would not be able to solve it. • There are 5 houses that are each a different colour. • There is a person of a different nationality in each house. • The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink. • The question is. “Who has the fish as pet?” CLUES: 1. The British man lives in the red house. 2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet. 3. The Danish man drinks tea. 4. The green house is to the left of the white house. 5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. 6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird. 7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat. 11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill. 12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house. 15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water. GOOD LUCK!!! Am yet to get the answer as virtually about 100 people have done their best. I hope dis reach front page so we can get better views... |
Politics / Re: Adorable Photo Of Former Pres. Jonathan's Grand Daughter by energylee(m): 11:13am On Oct 03, 2015 |
uselessgoat: I wanted to fight on behalf of the new born before, but wen I saw your profile name, it has finished in my mind, and I guess the baby's satisfied too seeing ur profile name nd wt u commented.... I am still wondering when, where and what the baby did or has done to u ooo.... #stillthinking... |
Religion / Re: Nigerian Hajj Stampede Victim In Critical Condition At Saudi Hospital [photo] by energylee(m): 11:20pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Bonapart: Someone picked pocket and d other guy shouted haram, a nigerian seeing them afar thought he heard boko haram, na so gobe start ooo... Jez playing, I think it's Saudi's lack of preparation, or its nonchalantly attitude dis year... |
Forum Games / Re: Optical Illusions! by energylee(m): 10:54pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
Wow |
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Consider Marrying This Kinda Girl(pic) by energylee(m): 9:35pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
pTomz: You gbasky jare.... í ½í± |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Jumps For Joy As She Flaunts Her Sneakers by energylee(m): 9:19pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
funlord:That explained it.... Can't hold you for your ultimate and genuine stupidity na.. Wait till you become a celebrity and you are happy because of a gift and d comment is like, 'shey dis he goat neva see gift before?'... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Jumps For Joy As She Flaunts Her Sneakers by energylee(m): 8:14pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
funlord:Why don't you for once think like a human being? Must you abuse her or she collected your biscuits?... You see someone smiling lik that and all you could type was nonsense. If she should see that, do you think she will still be smiling? That means you've successfully poured salt into her milk.... Go and change faa....!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Cherubim & Seraphim Church Honors DonJazzy (Photos) by energylee(m): 5:53pm On Sep 13, 2015 |
Monzuur: U see d dead body..... U go tok say na disappearance... N. B: Not correcting o, just an observation.... |
Education / Re: 10 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calendar by energylee(m): 10:17pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
martineverest:ur fada!!! Long live probitas.... |
Education / Final Year Week Pics by energylee(m): 12:20pm On Aug 23, 2015 |
Final year things....
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Education / Call To Register, Accommodation @ Tanke In UNILORIN by energylee(m): 1:40pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
The long awaited UNILORIN post ume is out! Call 09032792391 for enquiries, registration, past questions and accommodation.... Best of luck... We offer the best business experience and we register anywhere from the nation.. . Your print out ready ASAP!!! |
Education / Call To Register, Accommodation @ Tanke In UNILORIN by energylee(m): 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
The long awaited UNILORIN post ume is out! Call 09032792391 for enquiries, registration, past questions and accommodation.... Best of luck... We offer the best business experience and we register anywhere from the nation.. . Your print out ready ASAP!!! |
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Your Parents Are Madtly In Love With Your Ex Girlfriend?? by energylee(m): 8:55am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Tell ur mum that you are madly in a great deal to have her ex(before ur dad) as ur father.... Guess she'll understand 1 Like |
Romance / What Does This Mean? by energylee(m): 8:52am On Jan 08, 2015 |
I ask my Girl to give me her view of our relationship, and she replied Friendly. Please can a relationship be just friendly? |
Romance / Re: Need Your Views by energylee(m): 8:06pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
ireneony:Why |
Romance / Need Your Views by energylee(m): 8:03pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
My female friend ( we are both in the same relationship) said am being immature, m this jovial,very playfull,and sometimes too funny in nature. She said i dont address issues d way she wants. Am in my final year and she's serving presently. What to do? Could it be that she's now upgraded to higher needs in guys? M clueless please!!! |
Politics / Re: Rights Group Stop Buhari's Planned Visit To UK, Sights Human Rights Violations. by energylee(m): 8:07am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Ops gimme nu year promo, lemme smell front page... |
Politics / Re: UN Moves To Stop Execution Of 54 Soldiers For Mutiny by energylee(m): 6:57pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Can I smell fp pls |
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Alpha Beach Is Doing To Some Areas In Lekki by energylee(m): 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Osun and oya don start again ooo, na ow d thing happened for 1324b.c. |
Education / Nairaland,institution Census by energylee(m): 4:51pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Lets check the rate of students on Nairaland,type (i rep ur school). Lets keep it rolling... I rep UNILORIN@ BETTER BY FAR. |
Romance / Re: Why Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Private Message, by energylee(m): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
How will they reply when they are busy reading comments |
Jokes Etc / Promo For Xmas And New Year by energylee(m): 8:13pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Chicken for sale... Xmas promo and new year promo is here: Tokunbo chicken - Buy 1 & get 1 free. *London used chicken - N1,200 *USA used white chicken - N1,220 *Stolen fowl - N850. *1 eye chicken -N820 *Blind chicken - N800. *Chicken way dey hear wit 1 ear - 650 *Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 *Crippled hen - N380. *Wrinkled fowl - N250 *Sick chicken - 150 *HIV fowl - N25 *Ebola fowl - free Order Now.. Its Xmas season and new year! |
Romance / Re: Dating Someone Who Doesn't Have A Car Is....inconvenient" by energylee(m): 7:44pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Let her go buy the car then! |
Romance / Re: Why Does NYSC 'Kill' Relationships? by energylee(m): 7:06am On Dec 21, 2014 |
TayoD:Maybe she left a guy for you, still d same |
Romance / Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by energylee(m): 6:47am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Eating pounded yam and turkey laps and when you're finished, they're still calling for maltina nd milk |
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Foods That Were Invented By Accident by energylee(m): 11:38pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Pounded yam, that day I finished cooking yam and when I was about taking it out with knife, it fell on the floor but fell on a scorpion, not wanting to hold it with bare hands, I took orogun(turning pin) to pound d yam. That happened around 123456789 B. C. |
Romance / Re: How To Decently Tell A Guy You Are In Love With Him - Nairalander Needs Advice. by energylee(m): 11:16pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Am sorry ops, I will like to tell you something on what you are thinking of,the holy book has never slated it for a lady to go to a man(therefore a man shall leave his parents and go to his wife and they shall become one.) sorry if am spiritual but it's d truth. Believe me if he loves you, he'll come, don't let him take your love for granted. |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Wizkid Walks Out Of Headies Awards In Anger by energylee(m): 7:37am On Dec 16, 2014 |
pocohantas:U too much... |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Ex Miss Nigeria, Nike Oshinowo Shines On The Cover Of ThisDay Style by energylee(m): 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
[color=#000099][/color] I think am starting to know about the miss miss thing. Why and how dis one win miss Nigeria when she no even fit win my miss agege.... I tire ooo |
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