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are you sure some rats in ypur house dint swallow some? funny things happen dis days ooooo

GRAMMARJAMES:
Good Morning Nairalanders,.

I Started saving in my Piggy Bank on the 14th January 2018. i decided to break open my Piggy savings Yesternight and honestly speaking i'm disappointed!. N16,700 is all i could save for a whole year!!. The Thing Just weak me

Lalasticlala.a please comeAN Borrow me money!!

how much?

Ennyhorlar:
May his soul rest in perfect peace..in Jesus name

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Juell:
Nah, u're totally wrong. 2017 mavros have been paying steadily, it's the frozen 2016 mavros that are being released gradually cos of sustainability. when last did u hear anyone cry about lost money? And lastly measures have been put in place to avoid what happened last December.

wat measure are in place? do u even know wat really happened? they wanna scam u big dis time

PLS HOW MUCH CAN I GET A FAIRLY USED PS3, WANNA USE IT FOR A GAMING CENTRE

OVI75:
Sarrikii is on Leave

Ngenekwuenu Is Still Recovering From Stomach Poisoning.

FriendNG Is Busy Eyeing Emir Sanusi Daughter The One Sent To Rep Dad The Oda Time.

Tonyebarcnaista Today is PDP Tomorrow Is APDA.

Omenkalives Is There Chasing After His Neighbours Wife.

Gberra Is In Elrufai EMC Strategizing On The Next Set Of Fulani Attack To Carry Out


Lalaslaticlala Is Looking Out For The Next Snake Thread.


Seun is ........

Lemme Stop bfr Mynd44 Comes And Ban Me.

bros u dey very on point! maybe some of them went to rescue some more girls dat they will share among themselves as toys.
wen essential and vital issues about the nations comes up they go dumb. there is a great difference btw light and darkness. the north is just a parasite on the nation nigeria. move forward north no gree move, comot for road north no gree comot, wetin dem want us to do for dem?

stam101:
7 Dr Fatimah Atiku Abubakar:


Dr. Fatima Atiku Abubakar is the first child of Hajiya Titi Atiku Abubakar for Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, Turakin Adamawa and former Vice President of Nigeria. She is a medical doctor who prefers a quiet life away from social glare.

The doctor who is in her late thirties is single but it is unclear whether she likes anyone.

The post appeared first on Nigerian Celebrity News + Latest Entertainment News.

abi her papa don sacrifix her for power ne?

Bash26:
Please any insight as to the breed I have here
Looks like a gsd, or a gsd x Caucasian
Which one exactly dog lovers

I ADVICE U ASK THE MOTHER OF THE DOG WICH BREED MOUNTED HER

TOmmyJidex1:
http://www.jidex.pro/2017/03/7-reasons-we-should-stop-killing-snakes.html

@JIDEX ABEG I NEED UR ADDY SO I CAN DIRECT ALL THE SNAKES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD TO YOU FOR SAFEKEEPING, AM SURE THEY WILL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE STAYING AROUND YOU THAN BEING CLOSE TO ME. U AND BRUTAI GET PASSION FOR SNAKES IN-COMMON, MAYBE YOU WILL TAKE OVER FROM HIM IN GOVT WEN HE RETIRES.

ovokooo:
Is this for real?

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/see-color-water-coming-tap-zamfara-photo/

this one no be water oooo, na kunu

Ajasco222:
The Presidency has released full names of the 82 Chibok girls who were recently freed by dreaded terrorist group, Boko Haram.

The names were released by Garba Shehu after president Buhari met with the girls at his official residence in the presidential villa

Names of the 82 Released #ChibokGirls:

1. Kwatah Simon
2. Grace Dauda
3. Jummai Paul
4. Tabita Pogo
5. Yanke Shetima
6. Jummai Miutah
7. Juliana Yakubu
8. Mary Yakubu
9. Rulh Kolo
10. Mairama Yahaya
11. Racheal Nkeke
12. Fibi Haruna
13. Asabe Manu
14. Eslher Usman
15. Filo Dauda
16. Awa Ababa
17. Lydia Joshua
18. Na Oni Bitrus
19. Marlha James
20. Palmata Musa
21. Aisha Ezekiel
22. Mwada Baba
23. Hannatu Ishaku
24. Mwa Daniel
25. Rifkafu Soliman
26. Maryamu Yakubu
27. Rebecca Joseph
28. Ladi Audu
29. Amina Pagu
30. Sarah Nkeki
31. Esther Joshua
32. Saraya Yanga
33. Ruth Amos
34. Hauwa Musa
35. Hauwa Ishaya
36. Glory Aji
37. Mary Ali
38. Rahilla Bitrus
39. Luggwa Mutah
40. Lataba Maman
41. Lydia Habila
42. Deborah Peter
43. Naomi Yaga
44. Kwajigu Haman
45. Lugguwa Samuel
46.Maryamu Lawan
47.Tabita Hellapa
48. Ruth Ishaku
49. Maryamu Musa
50. Magaret Yama
51. Kauna Lalai
52. Solomi Tacitus
53. Naomi Yahona
54.Maimuna Usman
55.Grace Paul
56.Hauwa Ntakai
57.Yana Joshua
58. Comfort Bulus
59. Ramatu Yaga
60. Rhoda Peter
61. Naomi luka
62. Naomi Adamu
63. Iyatu Habila
64. Victoria wullgam
65. Ladi Ibrahim
66. Christiana Ali
67. Hanatu Stephen
68. Patina Fagbi
69. Martha James Bello
70. Tabita Silas
71. Yana Bukar
72. Abigail Bukar
73. Hadiza Yakubu
4. Naomi Zakariya
75. Maryamu wavi
76. Amina Bilama
77. Asabe Lawan
78. Mary Dauda
79. Maryamu Bilama
80. Naomi Filiman
81. Saratu Ayuba
82. Awa Yirma.


Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/full-list-of-names-of-all-82-chibok.html

Are they rescued or released girls?
A question for the presidency and the boko haram guys: where were this girls kept such that they were not affected by the air raids. we were told sambisa forest was destroyed so were did u get these girls from?

maclatunji:
Let us assume that the president has to leave office early, is it the Vice President that will not deal with bitter and hateful people like you?


It doesn't matter who in power, for as long as you behave like uncultured, hateful people that break the law, you will be dealt with.

It reminds me of how people like you told yourselves that Donald Trump would work against the president. Are you freaking kidding me? No one with a rational mind works with any group that cannot even define its own objectives clearly and rationally.

@Tunji are u in anyway insinuating that the present scenario is right? a situation where Nigerians don't know the where-about of their president for about a month, where a minister tells us that the president will be working from his house? these can only happen in Nigerian of your dream! the constitution is clear on this issue, if the man is not fit/incapacitated (which is clearly the case) transfer power to the next man, but alas the northern cabal must hold on to power at all cost and u you here talking sideways.

konjinus:
My girl is fine is not that actually but asin her friend back is too seriously is only once since that time on maybe for the bed as to kolomby the babe sha. She say I too handsome guy. I work in pure water shop but money dey yanfu yanfu sha well let me ask for ur advice cos this matter tey well for actually my mind up till now pls ur say plizzzzzz

IS DIS WRITE UP IN FRENCH, JEWISH OR ARABIC OR BETTER STILL UR LANGUAGE?
U NO TALK ANYTHING, U JUST WASTE SPACE FOR HERE

Emperor4tune:
Hello my fellow nairalanders am seriously under heavy chase from girls within my neighbourhood,there is something very strange happening in my life which i dont like,i have a girlfriend,am not in the category of shy guys,but one thing i cant do is to have sex with many girls,as my fellow guys do,i have come to observe that when ever i move around any girl that sees me want to talk to me,touch me,have my number or even locate my apartment by force,am staying with my GF,and anytime am out for work,i will return home to hear that over 15 unkown girls came looking for me,infact one day i went out to buy at d super store i met one lady call my name i was shocked,because i dont know her,she even told me she came to my house to luk 4 me,most at times on sundays i have to remain indoor just to escape these girls,please help me am i under a spell,i really want these girls out of my life,despite the warning at time i wear marriage ring just to confuse them but all in vain,some even offer sex without my approval

let us see ur real face, maybe there is something u are rubbing on ur face?
do u do make up? abi na makeover sef?
come n b hiding in my house so i can count the number of girls trailing u around, i cud help redirect dem to where they are needed u know

Kelly2713:
nlanders pls rate this baby for me, i want to marry her

i cant view all the features clearly,
pls tell her to remove dat bluish material so i can v a clear view and access her wholeheartedly without any form of bias.
i wudnt want to lie to u on this forum bro

Brasstop:
I didn't really feel like putting this out here cos this story is absurd but I saw a post yesterday about ladies hanging their pants outside that's why I was prompted to do this.
I live in the last flat in my compound and there is a small space in my house which I have converted to a study. Now this study has a window facing the backyard of my compound. Most days and especially on Saturdays when iam off duty, my neighbour normally does her laundry.the baffling thing is that when she hangs her clothes on the fence in the backyard, she manage to ensure that her bras and panties are always hanged on the portion of fence in front of my study Window. I sit down there a lot and each time I open raise the curtains, I am confronted with bras and panties starring back at me. Funnily, she hangs her children clothes on other portions of the fence. This has been happening for so long, and obviously, my wife has taken notice of it too cos she has started talking about it. I find it difficult to look out the window but I must look out. She is married but the man comes around once in a week or so cos he is with the senior wife.
I am just wondering how to end this. What does she mean by this. Or is it my mind playing tricks on me? Please I have no design for her o! Matured comments pls

VERY MATURED COMMENT FROM ME BRO,
try and seal that window abi na opening,
see no evil so u dont think any more evils and thereby escape doing any evil evil.
do this and thank me later.

yarimo:
Mtcheeew There is nothing like sycophants, everyone has the right of expression. BUHARI til 2023

your type are the very reasons why nigerian cant make progress. just for your arewa and ****mic agenda, your are typing HABURI TILL 2023, I know its certainly not in nigeria, maybe on the other side of the divide. we are wasting tax payers money on his health. its only in nigeria that the citizens have not seen their so called president for about a month and people are still shouting he will lead them for another six year. Did we elect a ghost president? haba go and buy sense small na, if sense is expensive price it like kuli kuli, dem go give u according to your money.

I say 'sai nigeria'
not 'sai baba'

KingstonDome:
Posters of PMB (President Muhammadu Buhari) have been spotted around Abuja, the capital of Nigeria.

What is the message the person who posted this is trying to send out.

The sentence "After Healing comes Greatness" is nonsense and I am sure you agree with me.

See the posters below,

www.kingstondome.com.ng/2017/05/see-posters-of-president-buhari-running.html?m=1

PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF DAURA LOCAL GOVERNMENT FULANIS et al

EmekaBlue:
hausa muslim or christian...i see ur bacana omotoshun

GUY THAT PERSON NA GUYMAN LIKE U WEY DEY FORM HAUSA GIRL OOO. I SEE AM FROM AFAR SEF

SEE D WAY DIS MAN JUST DEY SLOW/DULL D DESTINIES OF MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS BASED ON SUPPOSED DOCTOR'S ADVICE.
THIS SH*T CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN DIS OUR CONPUSED KWANTRI.

HABA IF U NO WELL MUST U STAY IN THE ROCK VILLA? GO BACK TO THAT WHITE HOUSE IN DAURA AND PREPARE FOR YOUR LAST DAYS AND ALLOW US MOVE THE KWANTRI FORWARD.

MUST U DIE IN GOVERNMENT?
NOW I SEE WHY HE WAS FIGHTING ALL DIS YEARS, SO NA JUST BECAUSE HIM WAN SLOW US DOWN? GUESS WE WERE MOVING AT VERY FAST PACE, SO BUBA HAS COME TO SLOW US DOWN SO THAT AREWA CAN CATCH UP WITH US.
OKAY KWONTINU

NA WICH BABALAWO DON PUT U 4 DIS KIND CORNER?
CREDIT MT ACCOUNT MAK I SUPPLY YOU SHA, DEM PLENTY FOR THIS STATE.

PESIN WEY NO KNOW PRESIDENCY HOW HIM WAN TAK KNOW SENATE? TALK LESS OF AD-HOC COMMITTEE?
NA REAL STUBBORN GOAT OF THE FEDERATION AS THE FELLOW OVER THERE RIGHTLY OBSERVED.
WETIN DEM FIT DO AM?
NA SO E DEY HAPPEN WEN THIEF CATCH THIEF.
NA THE KIND PPL WEY BUBA APPOINT AS CHANJI AGENTS TO FIGHT KWARUPTION IN NIJERIA.
THE MAN HAS SO MANY SECRETS OF THE PRESIDENCY IN HIS PALMS THATS WHY HE IS ASKING US WHO IS THE PRESIDENCY AND THAT ALSO EXPLAINS WHY HE IS ACTING ANYHOW.

Afonjas just keep shocking my emotions? Is this child trafficking or slave trade they are re-introducing again?
the parents should be behind bars by now.
How would u give out your child for 8k?
I am not sure he is their biological child,
make them go check well where they pick the boy from.
Abi na yeye shild? (quoting Jenifa)

so can civil servants officially start working from home now in Nigeria?

@IJEUWA I DID! THOUGH AM NOT IN LAGOS TO FOLLOW-UP, DO YOU HAVE ANY LATEST INFO? THE GUY SAID THEY WOULD CONTACT US SOON>>>>>

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Hello house! Congrats to all those who have been called so far! Please can someone in the house kindly confirm if anyone who applied for the technical operator position has been called so far, cos I noticed everyone commenting is either EH or GT? Thanks peeps in anticipation of ur responses!

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hw many virgin guys can we find in naija? at least we still v virgin gals? hw do u test if a guy is a virgin? is it possible. i know am a virgin guy sha.