₦airaland Forum

nitrogen:
I can count the number of square and back passes from Liverpool in the first half. Everything na run, attack, run, attack……and they are always there for loose balls and stuffs.

I like it o, but, boy, our players will suffer ehn. They should be ready for a rollercoaster ride till the end of the season.

l pity Pogba.Dis will hasten his departure

afrodoc2:
There are a few possibilities.

1) He has gone to Norway to work with Ole and Nairaland is banned there.

2) It is an erudite move to avoid paying back money owed on NL

3) It is an erudite move to avoid being permanently linked to the Ole higi-haga

4) He has been hounded too much by certain OleOutters who don’t have forgiving spirit

5) He has hammered like our able parliamentarian and does not want people to start disturbing him asking for giveaway.

6) He is voting with his legs (hands actually) and protesting the Ole sack as he is a firm believer in Olegarchy and the infallibility of DNA evidence.

lol ..haba

handelex:
Someone said Ralph Rangnick is just a German version of Marcelo Bielsa

Tbh there's this Bielsa vibes around the guy.

Exactly! If he is dat good y hasn't he coach top clubs?

C d way I now watches Ajax n psg matches because of our intrest in their coaches

chrisley024:
Sancho finally!!

Bruno already with an assist

Game over

C d game change when Bruno n Rashford came in .Vdb need to improve.Sancho is beginning to show his artistry

Oasis007:


I don strike.

my friend put d line up

fergie001:
Muhammad Mukhtar Umar: Very funny boy

lol...r these d youths dt will repair Nigeria tomorrow?

timay:
You're right. it's from the top.

If the people at the top knows their job and wants success (on pitch success) for the club, Ole wouldn't have become man utd Manager in the first place. His stint at the club would have ended at the interim manager stage. If at all they made a mistake and retained him the way they did because of the Winning runs during that period,( Because nothing bad about that appointment, afterall, Hansi flick became Bayern manager because of his good runs as an Interim which also won them UCL)they would have sacked him after that shameful UCL exit last season.

The point is that, if those are the top knows their Job, Ole ought to be history as late as last season.

Nothing wrong with the Ole experiment by the club management. Sticking with up for this long is what made them incompetent especially when it was clear that he's a dunce

Nothing like from d top.When a good coach arrives everything will fall into places.Liverpool was shit for a long time but when klopp arrived with his team everything clicked

It seems Moyes has gotten his mojo back

LiegeMan:
hello Nairalanders, sorry for the long write-up, it's LiegeMan again.
my name is Mr Omale liegeman and I'm from Kogi State, I thank you all for your kind advice on the other thread regarding my wife's past life and I can assure you all that I decided to put to use some of the advice from here ( yes, I read all the 590+ comments from A-Z) and it's yielding positive result as I've been experiencing happiness as never before in my life, though majority of Nairalanders who contributed in the previous post failed to understand my point of view because I was trying to make the post as snappy as possible. Thank you all once more.

Now, while I was planning ways to work things out with my wife with some of the advice that I gathered here, my Aunty who's married to an Igbo man from Imo state called me that her daughter, who's a student of Imo State University (Imsu) came home during weekend, Saturday precisely, locked herself up in a room and has been crying ever since without food nor water, and has refused to see nor talk to anyone.
I advice them to keep an eye on her so as to prevent her from attempting something stupid, she assured me that they broke into her apartment where she locked up Herself and brought her out.

So on Sunday, being 31 day of October, 2021, I left everything that I was doing in Makurdi and rushed to their village in Imo State, on getting there, I observed that both her hands and legs were tied and when I inquired why, she told me that it was an attempt to prevent her from escaping. I asked them to untie her, she was still crying when I asked her to go dress up that I'll be taking her out, she quickly went inside and dressed up we left the village for Orlu.

When we reached Orlu, we entered into a restaurant, and I started asking her what the problem was, I inquired if it was her boyfriend that broke her heart, she said no, I later succeeded in making her to tell me what the problem was because she's my closest ally.

when she opened up, she told me that she decided to do a little gbaje gbaje, ie do a little runs, she booked an appointment with a man and when she reached the said hotel, she and the Man started romancing and kissing and after awhile, the man started hissing uncontrollably, she inquired from the man what the problem was, he told her that what he wanted to take from her has been taken by someone else, in her confused state, she asked the man what he meant by that, the man looked her into her eyeballs and told her that she's empty, that what he intended taking from her has been taken by another person, he counted the said amount they bargain and handed it over to her and ordered her to get out of the hotel premises. I tried to console her by telling her that the man didn't mean what he said, that maybe his manhood disappointed him, he said those to cover his shame and I also advice her to be very careful because Xmas it at hand, immediately I told her those, she became relieved and stopped crying but I know right inside of me, that what the man said wasn't a joke at all.

when we got home, the news didn't go down well with her mother as tears started rolling down her cheek, she is planning a way to take her daughter to different prayer houses.

Now what exactly is this man talking about, what exactly did he take from her, is it her womb, destiny or what?
please house, any advice for this kid cousin of mine?
or way to find out what has been taken from her and get her liberated.

fake!!

Nezzjnr:
Pep please humiliate us.

We want to get humiliated.

We have no shame

We are all yours sir.

Our aim this weekend is to concede a lot of goals till the ref gets tired.

You would be the Man of the Year if you humiliate us.

You can have Fred's wife (Ole's daughter) for a whole year if you humiliate us.

You can have 3% of the club shares if you destroy us this weekend.

Thanks Sir

Please Raumdeuter you can send this to your Oga.

May r wishes come true on Saturday, amen.l dnt really understand y Ronaldo equalize yesterday.What he is problem?

afrodoc2:
Meanwhile we should thank our stars we went for Rafael Varane rather than Sergio Ramos.

Ramos has quietly obtained a medical degree.

lol...like our jones

ValCon888:
Let's call a spade a spade.

The reason why building collapse is rife in Lagos and Nigeria in general is because we do not use the Building Code. In the rare instance that it is used, the Code is not enforced.
In fact, most people are not aware a building code exists talk more of abiding by its standards.

Constructors easily bypass mandatory safety measures through the aid of corruption, cutting cost on building materials and resources.

This building is the epitome of corruption and the epitome of all that is wrong with this country.

We need to get our act together or Nigerians will continue to die needless deaths.

let investigation b done first before concluding.

GenBuhari:
Waiting for IPOB e-warriors to come and tell us the 5 assailants killed are DSS agents and Fulani herdsmen.
I watched the entire video which was uploaded by Channels tv, so you don't have to.

Video started with gunfire ringing out at major cross roads at a market place which sent shoppers and traders scurrying for cover with most running into stores and buildings to lay flat on their bellies.

As shooting continued police and soldiers in full combat gear gradually took up positions all around the theatre of combat some from inside store , some behind abandoned vehicles on the road , some utilised the cover of open gutters.

The narrator stated that the gunfight lasted for at least an hour and at the end 5 gunmen lay dead, the body of least one of the dead gunmen could be seen by the foot of security personnel , be it blurred out.

Half way through the 6min:24sec clip a huge armoured military vehicle with a mounted gun on top began proceeding slowly down the road followed by a dozen combat ready soldiers on foot. Who were followed by military pick trucks full of fully armed combat ready troops.

The Commissioner of police Anambra, who himself participated in shootout spoke to channels at the scene of the incident. He said:
" From today we are going to dominate all towns and villages of Anambra state, since morning we have move through Awka, then Anusha, then Nnobi and now at Amansea. We want to give the Anambran people the confidence to come out to exercise their right to vote come 6th November. For me it was a joke because any reasonable person would not a attack a convoy like this."

I have been fearing that these crazy IPOB would draw troops into our region, today it has finally happened. We officially at the beginning of an insurgency.
Congratulations to all of you have been hailing this madness.

The chaos lawlessness and bloodbath you have been supporting is now at the doorstep of our mothers. Enjoy!

yes let Dem enjoy.idiota.people sponsoring these fools r living outside d country in comfort of their homes

Chai,so ole won't b sack?

Yusful131:
First and foremost, I want to thank you for taking your time to write a very big story.

The following points indicates that you were not saying the truth.
1) it's only architect that can conceptualize the building structure.
2) you can't do a structural design without having a senior colleague to check it.
3) you failed to tell us your years of experience.
4) you failed to tell us the name of the estate you built. No of units, bungalow, duplex and so on.

After watching nairaland beach party video sometime ago v come realize alot of people here r very young .so most stories her e r exaggerated or lies.l graduated as a civil engineer in d mid nineties .Am COREN registered n v a masters in structural engineering.v been practicing for over twenty something yrs.so when u read dis kind of story u just smile.No need to react.ls of no use.

Yusful131:
First and foremost, I want to thank you for taking your time to write a very big story.

The following points indicates that you were not saying the truth.
1) it's only architect that can conceptualize the building structure.
2) you can't do a structural design without having a senior colleague to check it.
3) you failed to tell us your years of experience.
4) you failed to tell us the name of the estate you built. No of units, bungalow, duplex and so on.

Am nt d one dat wrote it.

Strongdickfresh:
Civil Engineering is an occupation for intelligent, social, smart and hard-working people with great sense of humour. As a civil engineering graduate or undergraduate, you're expected to be civil and think ahead by relating with people of all walks of life. Also, you're expected to be well equipped with the technical know-how to succeed. Civil engineering is not mainly grammatical profession but practically and design skills related in addition to management and negotiation attributes.

I was 14 years old when I was offered admission to study building technology at Delta States Polytechnic, Ozoro. During my 2 years of study, I was able to think ahead, relate with different people and established a good relationship. I met someone who advised me to go for building/civil engineering designs, costing and construction skill during my industrial training. During my 1 year industrial training I didn't focus on making money but on how to get the technical know-how to succeed in the construction field. I learnt how to design all types of buildings using software such as AutoCAD, Revit, ArchiCad etc. I also learnt structural analysis. A year later, I was offered admission to study Civil engineering at Delta States University. While in the University, I always sell myself, designing, analysis and costing skills to others. I also taught a lot of my colleagues and other engineering departmental guys how to design using engineering softwares. In so doing, I became popular among my engineering collagues and others regarding designs, analysis, costing and project execution/supervision. I do get small designs and construction contracts of residential buildings. While in the University I was leaving well and responsible for paying all my tuition fees without bothering my parents. All my family members, friends, church members aand neighbors are aware of my expertise in building/civil designs, analysis, costing, construction and supervision.

On a fateful day after my graduation from the University, I got a call from a strange number. I answered and was told someone gave my phone number regarding execution of a building/civil construction projects. With joy in my heart, I said yes I can handle any kind of building/civil engineering projects. He responded, I will get back to you in two days time.

I was wondering if the person wanted to play or fool me. So, in 2 days time, I got another call from the same person. He said, come to my house and let discuss. When I got to his house, he asked if I can design and handle an estate project ? I boldly said yes with smile. He briefed me on the proposed estate design and how they wanted it. He said go and work on the design without giving me a Kobo. However, I was surprised and curious to know how he got my contact. So, I politely asked him, sir, may I know who recommended me? He said, his son who attended Delta States Polytechnic, Ozoro told him about me. Meanwhile, I couldn't clearly figure out the name of his son, because the dad didn't introduce his full self to me. I couldn't recognized him because he was abroad for many years. He just returned to Nigeria 3 months ago of which I had move out from that location. As I was discussing with the dad, the son showed up smiling at me. So, I suddenly recall how I was a close pal of him back in the Polytechnics days. We do hangout together and discuss the future ahead.

I was really happy because I knew this is an opportunity to sell myself and expertise. I came up with 3 different good design concepts and presented to the man. 2 weeks later, I was invited to explain the 3 design concepts. I did as i was directed. Behold, they were impressed and told me to do the costing. I had to run a thorough costing of the proposed project which was six hundred and seventy five million naira (N675,000,000.00) only.

They all accepted and adopted the costing to be N670,000,000. To my greatest joy, the project was awarded for me to supervised. They brought 4 other site engineers while I was contracted to be the project superviser and Manager.

I was asked to drop my account details of which I did. 3 weeks later, I got an alert of 200,000,000.00 million naira as mobilisation and to get the project started.
When I got to the bank the next day, to my shock, my bank account has been frozen. I had to submit credentials to upgrade my account because I was still using student account. The project was executed and commissioned without any failure. I delivered excellently and the man and his family, friends and workers were impressed.

I made my first good 7 figures from this project and since then till date, the story has been more successful with good earnings of 7 figures through building/civil engineering.

Civil engineering is still one of the best course to study. However, you have to be serious during your years in the Polytechnics or University and during your industrial training. Equip youself and be prepared for any design, analysis, costing and construction opportunities/tasks that may come your way regarding your course of study. Opportunities are always opened for civil engineering graduates and undergraduates but the problem is that most of them lack the technical know-how to deliver excellently and succeed if given a project to handle. The first to fifth/tenth projects you will handle as civil engineering graduate or undergraduate will determine if you will go far in the profession or not based on your performance. These projects will always speak on your behalf and determine if you're worthy of recommendation. People will start to search for you and hire your services if you're able to deliver excellently handling contracts and projects.


Thanks.

good one

handelex:
But what's there to consider?

lol....what's really there to consider?

I dnt know y everybody is grumbling.lt was good we lost.infact I want us to lose our next match .Ole must go!

ThickSharon123:
Their religion, their perspective. If it was U.S, they'll be honouring their men in bombing their people. I don't support their acts, but let people be who they wish to be, and not judging from hindsight, that's what we call being purblind.

by killing innocent people?

adebayo201:
I refuse to be deceived

same here bro.Ole must go.He is an nysc coach

Oasis007:
Solskjær: "Lately we have not been in great form, lost too many points and that is something we have to look at. We might have to change, do we need more legs in there? What do we need?"

lol...this guy is a clown

D earlier Ole leaves d better for us!

cutebobo:
can't really say but what I only observe about my nature is that I get panic easily. Any small drop or scary thing ( not highly scary though ), I panic and my heart beats fast

what u v is anxiety n panic attacks.Treat it n dt chest pain will stop

kingthreat:
Ok you ewedu-loving Igbo slave, despite being an utter disgrace to the Omoluabis. Listen very carefully. Nigeria remains. There will be no Oduduwa or Biafra. And there is nothing inconsequential you can do about it.

y r u wasting yr time with these deluded people? Dey lost it when dey started killing.Is dead on arrival

If ole stays till December I will b supprise

Lol...nothing to say again

PRESlDENT2003:
Cho Cho Cho you won't close your mouth


Mr digressor

No wahala bro.l will remind u when d time comes

KingAlabi:
We outplayed west ham today, but our problem of breaking down tight defences is still lingering, I wonder how our match will be against Chelsea, but against the bigger teams, I am not too scared because we will be the ones mostly sitting back and hitting Dem on a counter, not seen much counters by us this season.

My brother believe me Chelsea is least of our problem!

ChristineC:
I'd rather be lucky and win. abeg make we no dwell in mud.
another club can do this and it will be called "digging in, excellent mentality" by their fans.

ur right but a good club won't b so forgiven.ls all good. We won.if I may digress is dis d Chelsea team dat want to compete for league title? D compact n discipline way of playing is beginning to wane