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Education › Re: What Is The English Language Equivalent Of "Yinmu"? by engrhorla(m): 1:07pm On Feb 01, 2016
Yinmu = nose wrinkle grin cheesy
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 5:11pm On Jan 31, 2016
Amberon:
I don't converse with low-lives. Get a brain!
Unknown to u, am trying to help u!

Even if u ar so ugly, u can still find love. I swear.

Truth is bitter but I gotta say it...we live for a reason..go for someone you love

Shikena..se fini..lobatan..that's all..le compre!
Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by engrhorla(m): 12:13am On Jan 31, 2016
utenwuson:
juju ko
Hehehehe

This guy must be an expert in eating at ladies places

grin

He no want gree

Na joke I dey o
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 12:01am On Jan 31, 2016
Amberon:
per the bolded, read and comprehend. I'm not broke. We both have been living abroad seperately and he doesnt foot my bills. Not every girl is broke or dependent on a man. Let that sink into you.

my prophecy for you is that you'll continue wallowing in delusion and mediocrity.

When next you come into my mentions, bring your senses along.
No worry..just they thr till ya papa put ya ad for www.olx.com

Next u go hear go be 'buy her'...

I no even knw say plenty pple don tok sense to ya brain b4...no leave d guy o

He go soon see better pikin wey go dey use doremifaso la to sing 'I love u' day and nite....
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:40pm On Jan 30, 2016
firstking01:
and also, there are no traiLs to a woman's heart...women can start loving their worst enemies overnight cool
Hmmmmm...quite true!

But then, remember this lady can't even fake it..

For her to ordinarily reply the guy's loving remark with a simple 'me too', she finds difficult.

She actually tried..some other lady will goad the guy for almost a year, saying all sorts with her mouth but her heart far away!
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:36pm On Jan 30, 2016
Amberon:
what exactly is your problem? if you can't contribute like an intellectual fellow, then exit my mentions.
Oh sorry!

It's like this..

The guy, your bf, is staying with you till the time he gets a lady that will say 'I love you' to him with all her heart - not a lady like you that keeps yelling 'Don't forget, I don't love you'!

I assume he has the money to spend on you without batting an eyelid..else he would have walked away..he is a unique guy though

Plenty guys here won't do that

Do you know what you are talking about?
It's like during wedding vows, the husband says I do, the wife says I don't but the husband says it doesn't matter

It's a matter of time...that is my prophecy for you

Next post will be in pidgin, if you still don't understand!
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:28pm On Jan 30, 2016
firstking01:
love is a mystery my brother..
Love truly grows where there is a seed of love

These lady has tried for 3 months, she has faked it but it ain't working..

No point continuing...

Love is a mystery but love has characteristics!
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:25pm On Jan 30, 2016
Amberon:
we have a very similar situation. My bf who happens to be my best friend persisted and disturbed me for years, I finally gave in but I don't love him one bit. The thing is that he's crazy about me, before we started dating we'd sleep over at each other's houses a couple of times but he never touched me nor asked for sex. up till this day, he hasn't asked me for sex.

he's cute, dresses very very very well, neat and treats me like an angel. I told him countlessly that I didn't love him and couldn't date him but he came back begging and vowed that he must marry me. He even told everyone that we're engaged....

Anyways I made a promise to stick with him even tho I don't love him, after all the one I used to love didn't treat me well.

PS: before someone starts saying sh!t, I'm not dating him for money. I know I won't fall in love again, so I gave in simply because he loves and cherishes me, he's purpose driven and has good qualities which so many men lack. he also advises me like a sister.
D guy is mad oooo..even after treating like an angel which definitely involves buying tinz for u, u still get mind to sit him down and tell him 'o boy, no kill ursef coz I no love u'

U knw wot, u guys ar foolin u..i guess d guy just has a big heart

1 day, he will meet a lady either colleague, acquaintance, friend etc d@ will love him back...then na OLX we go see u next!

U a r in no love relationship wit a guy and u dey talk...mk d@ guy get issue 2moro, u go flee na..afterall, u told him countless times...SMH
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:18pm On Jan 30, 2016
firstking01:
@ op, no mind all these bashers...my take is...dnt sign off yet...give it time...love grows...try to look @those lil aspect of his life u admire....truth is, smtin must have attracted you to him in the first place, look more into that tin...a relationship that started like this always end great...allow the love to grow...instant love or love @ firstsight neva works, it fades away with time...i'd categorically tell you that if you go into a relationship because you love the person, i bet the love will diminish with time...relationship is much more than just love.
Wetin u dey say guy? No tell me u dey dis kind poo!

Chic say she neva tell d guy 'I lov u' or 'I ruff u'...for 3months

D babe just dey use d guy kill time...I feel so sorry for d guy o

Omo olomo! Choi
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:13pm On Jan 30, 2016
Helloflife:
Please, i want you all to know i didn't date him for money or any other material gain but because i needed a soulmate at that point in time.


Lalasticlala please i need more valuable advice.
So u just used d guy bah?

See, just delete ursef out of his life

U knw wot, helloflife, send me his number and ur details, I will help u tell him

U ar a weed in d guys life..u shld be uprooted sharperly...wot da real he'll u ar?!
Romance › Re: I Don't Enjoy Intercourse With Hubby. by engrhorla(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2016
Sarona:
No, We were both virgins.
If u were both virgins as u claimed, then thr is no ego u are gonna hurt!

Sit him down and talk to him...he is yours, remember

In his Church mind, he probably doesn't know a thing about satisfying u..as long as he jerks u for 5mins and come, to God be d glory

Lecture him abt pre-intimacy, watch sex videos 2geda..let him learn orals...also, be initiating d sex...whatever u do, don't keep quiet again!

Pls do come back and tell us u ar cool later.

Stay blessed!
Romance › Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by engrhorla(m): 1:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
SSpeter:
Na my soup you dey put all this lists? Wow?...okay excluding ogbono,stock fish, meat and fresh fish I have every other thing at home. I don't eat meat. chicken or turkey....I have semo, garri (white nd yellow), Amala, wheat.....so cont'd with the maths let me see where I erred.
Coreect guy!

I don defend u sef, just scroll up...

Imagine, sbe bn thnk say ur house na desert... grin cheesy grin
Romance › Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by engrhorla(m): 1:22pm On Jan 24, 2016
Twaci:
Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?

You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;

Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)

Bitterleaf - N50

Red oil - N60

Maggi knorr (3) - N30

Pepper - N40

Crayfish - N100

Stockfish - N200

Fresh fish - N300

Meat - N300

See where I am going? I never buy garri oh undecided

Abi na management soup u been dey find? cheesy
Chai.. na wa oooo

Who tell u dis guy no get red oil and Maggi for house?
U for say u go buy salt, matches, kerosene and pure water grin

From ur breakdown, na #1,150 go land ogbono soup in front of my guy...PM me for more details grin cheesy grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs On Linkedin. by engrhorla(m): 11:56am On Jan 12, 2016
suyamasta:
This part is not advised you are simply exposing yourself to scammers
Then how do u want a recruiter to contact u? Linkedin is not for chatting, remember!

You filter the information you get.

Some companies will even tell u to apply with ur linkedin profile...that is what's up.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs On Linkedin. by engrhorla(m):
I will generally say you have a good updated linkedin account..

And let your address, phone contact and email be there..(for over 1year, my fone numba wasn't there, funny!)

And use a corporate profile pix
Ur name too should be simple..avoid alias and other irrelevancies
Try to network with people in ur career path
Also, follow companies u av interest in..u can even follow the HR if possible

Upload ur resume on it too.
Also join groups that are in ur line
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs On Linkedin. by engrhorla(m): 10:42am On Jan 12, 2016
faites:
Please, I have a problem with my LinkedIn account. My location was set to USA and I keep getting foreign job alerts. I have tried my best but I don't know how I can change it to Nigeria. Pls help advise me on how I can change the location.
Visit the linkedin site on a PC..

Then go to settings..
That should do
Education › Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by engrhorla(m): 3:43pm On Jan 11, 2016
Now, if this topic were to be some crap stories like see the oufit of Toolz to headies 2015, Flavour goes shirtless, Linda Ikeji's garage, ur nairaland crush for 2015, my sexcapades during Calabar Festival 2015 etc etc, you would have see tons of comments, likes and shares.

Damn!

End time generation!
Phones › Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by engrhorla(m): 11:12pm On Jan 07, 2016
stabilizer:
ILYC: I Like Your Craze
WUNW - Walahi U no well tongue
Phones › Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by engrhorla(m): 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2016
GEJ - Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
JEGA - Jonathan Ebele Goodluck Azikiwe
PDP - Poverty Development Party
MTN - EmptyHen
PMB - President Muhamadu Buhari
PYO - Prof Yemi Osunbade grin

Thank me later cheesy
Celebrities › Re: See The Trend OLAMIDE Has Started O! Feel Free To Add Yours! by engrhorla(m): 12:26pm On Jan 07, 2016
misspresident:
sorry i don't understand, are you a stylist??
Yes he is..

U just give him ur digits, so he can do u well grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Anenih Lied, I Didn’t Receive Up To N63m From Him- Yakassai by engrhorla(m): 11:39pm On Jan 06, 2016
But he collected something.

EFCC, over to you!

Even if he is on sickbed, take him to court.

Even if the matter go die after court, still carry am
Travel › Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by engrhorla(m): 6:12am On Jan 06, 2016
maverickdude:
Idi-araba
Idi-arere
Idi-ape
Idi-aba
Idi-iroko

grin
Idi Ayunre
Idi Ito
Odinjo (deaf dey dance)
Afoju (blind)


cheesy grin
Education › Re: The Only Sentence In English Language That Contains All The Alpabeths by engrhorla(m): 2:41pm On Jan 05, 2016
potolistic:
Except alphabet X
Isn't X contained in box?

Nairalanders too dey take garri and kwuli kwuli..

Receive yeast now!
Education › Re: The Only Sentence In English Language That Contains All The Alpabeths by engrhorla(m): 2:39pm On Jan 05, 2016
Teensway:
abcd efghi jklm nopq rstu vwxyz
If u ar a graduate, I can guess ur class of degree.

If u r a student, I can guess ur CGPA

cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Post The Picture Of You And Your Boyfriend On Facebook? by engrhorla(m): 12:24am On Jan 04, 2016
mzvyne:
If I keep uploading bf's pix on my profile, I would have an album by now!
Chisos!

not bad though cheesy
Politics › Re: I Use 5, Not 6 Vehicles In My Convoy – Information Minister by engrhorla(m): 10:49am On Jan 01, 2016
Alphaoscar:
Just ask yourself this: where is a minister going to?

Remember, he is not works or health or finance minister.

For me, a 4 car convoy is more than enough.

That is how Saraki too has 10 car convoy even with bike outriders..

Where are they going?












I don't understand you guys. Lai took his time to explain the purpose each vehicle serves and you guys are still on his neck huh


5 nos of vehicles which comprises 2 for his security aides and 1 civilian staffs is still alright and acceptable to ME.
Phones › Re: Imagine What I Got From Mtn Again After Countlessly Registering My Sim by engrhorla(m): 5:07pm On Dec 29, 2015
razid:
That message is randomly generated by the system. It's a bug but you can check your registration status on MTN by dialling *789#.
For ur mind, bah?

From which authority are u talking pls?

Because MTN has been on d airwaves advising their 'esteemed' customers to pls visit thr centres if dey got d msg as it is essential.

#SayWhatUKnow
Education › Re: Pix : See How A Principal Decided To Solve Examination Malpractice In His School by engrhorla(m): 7:47pm On Dec 23, 2015
Wonders they say shall never end! grin cheesy
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by engrhorla(m): 9:28am On Dec 23, 2015
mankan2k7:
Of d greatest Ladokites
Of the greatest gba gba!

Intimidation, we condole not
Family › Re: How Can A Parent Tame A Delinquent Child? by engrhorla(m): 11:18am On Dec 21, 2015
YourMain:
I'm not a promoter of beating your kids.

That is ridiculous. If he wants to act like he's all big and tough then they should treat him like so. It'll slap him back to reality without them doing anything. They should deny him if everything they provide him. Food water shelter school. I don't even care. You never disrespect your parents.
Hmmm, doing that could endanger him the more.

Believe you me, this boy has fallen into bad company. I see him suffering psychologically.

He needs help and he needs it fast..its such kids that end up a cultist, rogue, rapist, in short a menace to d society.

D parents shld show him love, pray for him and I see d family kinda far from God too.

A counsellor may be of help. And deliverance might be a last resort!
Jokes Etc › Re: Oby Ezekwesili's Tweet About Chelsea by engrhorla(m): 1:40pm On Dec 19, 2015
ModiKen:
Is dis supposed to b a joke?

Why am I not laughing?

Well as PMB no appoint her minister, she get plenty time to idle away.

BTW, what happened to "Bring Back Our Girls Campaign"?

As PMB jus enta na so d tin jus end.

Chai, Madam Oby fear God ooo!

In d main time....
You have raised a very good point in the bolded above.

And this very day, you will walk in the path of enlightenment!

To answer your question, pls go to her twitter handle @obyezeks.

And pls don't forget to come here and tell us what you find out

Nigerians, always talking about what they know little or nothing about! SMH
Politics › Re: Remove Subsidy, Stimulate Infrastructure, Tinubu Tells Buhari by engrhorla(m): 11:09am On Dec 19, 2015
Bizibi:
wait fr the next president, the party will give him headache..... it is time we focus on our states
Okay oooo.

Those states truly need focus!

God bless we Nigerians!

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