Education › Re: What Is The English Language Equivalent Of "Yinmu"? by engrhorla(m): 1:07pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Yinmu = nose wrinkle  |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 5:11pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Amberon: I don't converse with low-lives. Get a brain! Unknown to u, am trying to help u! Even if u ar so ugly, u can still find love. I swear. Truth is bitter but I gotta say it...we live for a reason..go for someone you love Shikena..se fini..lobatan..that's all..le compre! |
Romance › Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by engrhorla(m): 12:13am On Jan 31, 2016 |
utenwuson: juju ko Hehehehe This guy must be an expert in eating at ladies places  He no want gree Na joke I dey o |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 12:01am On Jan 31, 2016 |
Amberon: per the bolded, read and comprehend. I'm not broke. We both have been living abroad seperately and he doesnt foot my bills. Not every girl is broke or dependent on a man. Let that sink into you.
my prophecy for you is that you'll continue wallowing in delusion and mediocrity.
When next you come into my mentions, bring your senses along. No worry..just they thr till ya papa put ya ad for www.olx.comNext u go hear go be 'buy her'... I no even knw say plenty pple don tok sense to ya brain b4...no leave d guy o He go soon see better pikin wey go dey use doremifaso la to sing 'I love u' day and nite.... |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:40pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
firstking01: and also, there are no traiLs to a woman's heart...women can start loving their worst enemies overnight  Hmmmmm...quite true! But then, remember this lady can't even fake it.. For her to ordinarily reply the guy's loving remark with a simple 'me too', she finds difficult. She actually tried..some other lady will goad the guy for almost a year, saying all sorts with her mouth but her heart far away! |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:36pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Amberon: what exactly is your problem? if you can't contribute like an intellectual fellow, then exit my mentions. Oh sorry! It's like this.. The guy, your bf, is staying with you till the time he gets a lady that will say 'I love you' to him with all her heart - not a lady like you that keeps yelling 'Don't forget, I don't love you'! I assume he has the money to spend on you without batting an eyelid..else he would have walked away..he is a unique guy though Plenty guys here won't do that Do you know what you are talking about? It's like during wedding vows, the husband says I do, the wife says I don't but the husband says it doesn't matter It's a matter of time...that is my prophecy for you Next post will be in pidgin, if you still don't understand! |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:28pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
firstking01: love is a mystery my brother.. Love truly grows where there is a seed of love These lady has tried for 3 months, she has faked it but it ain't working.. No point continuing... Love is a mystery but love has characteristics! |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:25pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Amberon: we have a very similar situation. My bf who happens to be my best friend persisted and disturbed me for years, I finally gave in but I don't love him one bit. The thing is that he's crazy about me, before we started dating we'd sleep over at each other's houses a couple of times but he never touched me nor asked for sex. up till this day, he hasn't asked me for sex.
he's cute, dresses very very very well, neat and treats me like an angel. I told him countlessly that I didn't love him and couldn't date him but he came back begging and vowed that he must marry me. He even told everyone that we're engaged....
Anyways I made a promise to stick with him even tho I don't love him, after all the one I used to love didn't treat me well.
PS: before someone starts saying sh!t, I'm not dating him for money. I know I won't fall in love again, so I gave in simply because he loves and cherishes me, he's purpose driven and has good qualities which so many men lack. he also advises me like a sister. D guy is mad oooo..even after treating like an angel which definitely involves buying tinz for u, u still get mind to sit him down and tell him 'o boy, no kill ursef coz I no love u' U knw wot, u guys ar foolin u..i guess d guy just has a big heart 1 day, he will meet a lady either colleague, acquaintance, friend etc d@ will love him back...then na OLX we go see u next! U a r in no love relationship wit a guy and u dey talk...mk d@ guy get issue 2moro, u go flee na..afterall, u told him countless times...SMH |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:18pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
firstking01: @ op, no mind all these bashers...my take is...dnt sign off yet...give it time...love grows...try to look @those lil aspect of his life u admire....truth is, smtin must have attracted you to him in the first place, look more into that tin...a relationship that started like this always end great...allow the love to grow...instant love or love @ firstsight neva works, it fades away with time...i'd categorically tell you that if you go into a relationship because you love the person, i bet the love will diminish with time...relationship is much more than just love. Wetin u dey say guy? No tell me u dey dis kind poo! Chic say she neva tell d guy 'I lov u' or 'I ruff u'...for 3months D babe just dey use d guy kill time...I feel so sorry for d guy o Omo olomo! Choi |
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by engrhorla(m): 11:13pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Helloflife: Please, i want you all to know i didn't date him for money or any other material gain but because i needed a soulmate at that point in time.
Lalasticlala please i need more valuable advice. So u just used d guy bah? See, just delete ursef out of his life U knw wot, helloflife, send me his number and ur details, I will help u tell him U ar a weed in d guys life..u shld be uprooted sharperly...wot da real he'll u ar?! |
Romance › Re: I Don't Enjoy Intercourse With Hubby. by engrhorla(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Sarona: No, We were both virgins. If u were both virgins as u claimed, then thr is no ego u are gonna hurt! Sit him down and talk to him...he is yours, remember In his Church mind, he probably doesn't know a thing about satisfying u..as long as he jerks u for 5mins and come, to God be d glory Lecture him abt pre-intimacy, watch sex videos 2geda..let him learn orals...also, be initiating d sex...whatever u do, don't keep quiet again! Pls do come back and tell us u ar cool later. Stay blessed! |
Romance › Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by engrhorla(m): 1:26pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
SSpeter: Na my soup you dey put all this lists? Wow?...okay excluding ogbono,stock fish, meat and fresh fish I have every other thing at home. I don't eat meat. chicken or turkey....I have semo, garri (white nd yellow), Amala, wheat.....so cont'd with the maths let me see where I erred. Coreect guy! I don defend u sef, just scroll up... Imagine, sbe bn thnk say ur house na desert...  |
Romance › Re: She Said She Cant Prepare Soup With N1500...baffles Me.... by engrhorla(m): 1:22pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Twaci: Frankly, any woman good in the kitchen can cook soup with N500 (excluding garri, semo etc), but how would u folks feel if we place a meatless/fishless soup before you?
You don't understand? Oya here's d breakdown;
Ogbono 1 cup should be 180 or so - N360 (2 cups)
Bitterleaf - N50
Red oil - N60
Maggi knorr (3) - N30
Pepper - N40
Crayfish - N100
Stockfish - N200
Fresh fish - N300
Meat - N300
See where I am going? I never buy garri oh 
Abi na management soup u been dey find?  Chai.. na wa oooo Who tell u dis guy no get red oil and Maggi for house? U for say u go buy salt, matches, kerosene and pure water  From ur breakdown, na #1,150 go land ogbono soup in front of my guy...PM me for more details  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs On Linkedin. by engrhorla(m): 11:56am On Jan 12, 2016 |
suyamasta: This part is not advised you are simply exposing yourself to scammers Then how do u want a recruiter to contact u? Linkedin is not for chatting, remember! You filter the information you get. Some companies will even tell u to apply with ur linkedin profile...that is what's up. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs On Linkedin. by engrhorla(m): 10:48am On Jan 12, 2016*. Modified: 12:45pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
I will generally say you have a good updated linkedin account..
And let your address, phone contact and email be there..(for over 1year, my fone numba wasn't there, funny!)
And use a corporate profile pix Ur name too should be simple..avoid alias and other irrelevancies Try to network with people in ur career path Also, follow companies u av interest in..u can even follow the HR if possible
Upload ur resume on it too. Also join groups that are in ur line |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs On Linkedin. by engrhorla(m): 10:42am On Jan 12, 2016 |
faites: Please, I have a problem with my LinkedIn account. My location was set to USA and I keep getting foreign job alerts. I have tried my best but I don't know how I can change it to Nigeria. Pls help advise me on how I can change the location. Visit the linkedin site on a PC.. Then go to settings.. That should do |
Education › Re: The Professor Said Dat Dere Is No God, Checkout D Student's Answer by engrhorla(m): 3:43pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Now, if this topic were to be some crap stories like see the oufit of Toolz to headies 2015, Flavour goes shirtless, Linda Ikeji's garage, ur nairaland crush for 2015, my sexcapades during Calabar Festival 2015 etc etc, you would have see tons of comments, likes and shares.
Damn!
End time generation! |
Phones › Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by engrhorla(m): 11:12pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
stabilizer: ILYC: I Like Your Craze WUNW - Walahi U no well  |
Phones › Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by engrhorla(m): 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
GEJ - Goodluck Ebele Jonathan JEGA - Jonathan Ebele Goodluck Azikiwe PDP - Poverty Development Party MTN - EmptyHen PMB - President Muhamadu Buhari PYO - Prof Yemi Osunbade  Thank me later  |
Celebrities › Re: See The Trend OLAMIDE Has Started O! Feel Free To Add Yours! by engrhorla(m): 12:26pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
misspresident: sorry i don't understand, are you a stylist?? Yes he is.. U just give him ur digits, so he can do u well  |
Politics › Re: Anenih Lied, I Didn’t Receive Up To N63m From Him- Yakassai by engrhorla(m): 11:39pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
But he collected something.
EFCC, over to you!
Even if he is on sickbed, take him to court.
Even if the matter go die after court, still carry am |
Travel › Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by engrhorla(m): 6:12am On Jan 06, 2016 |
maverickdude: Idi-araba Idi-arere Idi-ape Idi-aba Idi-iroko
 Idi Ayunre Idi Ito Odinjo (deaf dey dance) Afoju (blind)  |
Education › Re: The Only Sentence In English Language That Contains All The Alpabeths by engrhorla(m): 2:41pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
potolistic: Except alphabet X Isn't X contained in box? Nairalanders too dey take garri and kwuli kwuli.. Receive yeast now! |
Education › Re: The Only Sentence In English Language That Contains All The Alpabeths by engrhorla(m): 2:39pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Teensway: abcd efghi jklm nopq rstu vwxyz If u ar a graduate, I can guess ur class of degree. If u r a student, I can guess ur CGPA  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Post The Picture Of You And Your Boyfriend On Facebook? by engrhorla(m): 12:24am On Jan 04, 2016 |
mzvyne: If I keep uploading bf's pix on my profile, I would have an album by now! Chisos! not bad though  |
Politics › Re: I Use 5, Not 6 Vehicles In My Convoy – Information Minister by engrhorla(m): 10:49am On Jan 01, 2016 |
Alphaoscar: Just ask yourself this: where is a minister going to?
Remember, he is not works or health or finance minister.
For me, a 4 car convoy is more than enough.
That is how Saraki too has 10 car convoy even with bike outriders..
Where are they going?
I don't understand you guys. Lai took his time to explain the purpose each vehicle serves and you guys are still on his neck
5 nos of vehicles which comprises 2 for his security aides and 1 civilian staffs is still alright and acceptable to ME. |
Phones › Re: Imagine What I Got From Mtn Again After Countlessly Registering My Sim by engrhorla(m): 5:07pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
razid: That message is randomly generated by the system. It's a bug but you can check your registration status on MTN by dialling *789#. For ur mind, bah? From which authority are u talking pls? Because MTN has been on d airwaves advising their 'esteemed' customers to pls visit thr centres if dey got d msg as it is essential. #SayWhatUKnow |
Education › Re: Pix : See How A Principal Decided To Solve Examination Malpractice In His School by engrhorla(m): 7:47pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
Wonders they say shall never end!  |
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by engrhorla(m): 9:28am On Dec 23, 2015 |
mankan2k7: Of d greatest Ladokites Of the greatest gba gba! Intimidation, we condole not |
Family › Re: How Can A Parent Tame A Delinquent Child? by engrhorla(m): 11:18am On Dec 21, 2015 |
YourMain: I'm not a promoter of beating your kids.
That is ridiculous. If he wants to act like he's all big and tough then they should treat him like so. It'll slap him back to reality without them doing anything. They should deny him if everything they provide him. Food water shelter school. I don't even care. You never disrespect your parents. Hmmm, doing that could endanger him the more. Believe you me, this boy has fallen into bad company. I see him suffering psychologically. He needs help and he needs it fast..its such kids that end up a cultist, rogue, rapist, in short a menace to d society. D parents shld show him love, pray for him and I see d family kinda far from God too. A counsellor may be of help. And deliverance might be a last resort! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Oby Ezekwesili's Tweet About Chelsea by engrhorla(m): 1:40pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
ModiKen: Is dis supposed to b a joke?
Why am I not laughing?
Well as PMB no appoint her minister, she get plenty time to idle away.
BTW, what happened to "Bring Back Our Girls Campaign"?
As PMB jus enta na so d tin jus end.
Chai, Madam Oby fear God ooo!
In d main time.... You have raised a very good point in the bolded above. And this very day, you will walk in the path of enlightenment! To answer your question, pls go to her twitter handle @obyezeks. And pls don't forget to come here and tell us what you find outNigerians, always talking about what they know little or nothing about! SMH |
Politics › Re: Remove Subsidy, Stimulate Infrastructure, Tinubu Tells Buhari by engrhorla(m): 11:09am On Dec 19, 2015 |
Bizibi: wait fr the next president, the party will give him headache..... it is time we focus on our states Okay oooo. Those states truly need focus! God bless we Nigerians! |