₦airaland Forum

austinereds:
its very simple nah.

I need to track my stolen phone but don't know how to go about it. How can i use my imei number to do that?

Okokopioko

LifeofAirforce:
Toyota pencil light

Mtchew

u don buy wheelbarrow tyre for your miserable life b4?

Good news easily get stale...whilebad news spreads like wildfire

iConductor:
They'll be slamming their head begging for unity but Osun and Ondo can't even live together in peace under One Neajeriya.

Unity begging miscreants

Are you the guy highlighted below?

SplendidE:
These 3 beautiful Ebo corpers were all smiles as they took selfies on top of bike while going for CDS.
so guys,
what's ur take?
hit or miss

Umunwa....

The middle babe over the other 2 for me...

Savemysoulnow:
NAIRALANDERS PLEASE HELP ME, MY LIFE IS IN DANGER.

Since 5 days ago, I've been receiving many calls from unknown people telling me that someone reported me to them that I'm sleeping with his wife.

Also, 3 days ago, someone posted the same thing on my facebook timeline.

Almost all my facebook friends were also messaging me that they heard that I slept with a woman.

Also, this morning, another unknown person called me to console me on the death of my sister [in which my sister is not dead at all]

What I noticed is that all the unknown callers keep mentioning my full names.

Please, Im a 19 year old boy and also a virgin, I'm a very shy person, I don't like walking with people, not to even talk of having sex with a married woman.
I've never meet the woman anywhere.


My hand is shaking seriously as I'm typing this.

Please what can I do?

When is your birthday?

Someone is playing a huge prank on you bro

I always tell people that when you have the grace of God covering you, even in the midst of danger, he'll send an angel to save you.

But the problem is that many people can't identify when such angel comes their way.... DOn't be surprised that some so-called gospel artistes would have kicked/pushed the boy away and jumped into the kidnappers car without knowing the danger lying in wait for them.

I have learnt to understand that my car is my angel. I always ensure that the car is in excellent condition thus, anytime i get to start the car and i have difficilties starting it from home or from where ever i parked it, then i humbly leave the car and take a cab or call a friend to pick me up otherwise, disobedience to such sign always land me in hot soup

kabakaauu:
Trending video of a beautiful plus size Nigerian bride digging it out with her husband on the dance floor.

This video will sure put a smile on your face! The curvy bride got down and showed off her moves while dancing with her husband during their traditional wedding.


WATCH VIDEO BELOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2wwHJ9NSAg

nwa tomato

slowpoison1:
My freind gave a guy 40k + iphone 6 to help him repair the iphone and when he came later the guy was gone and his neirgbours are saying he travelled, but the said guy diverts all his calls and messages,this is a guy he has done business with once before.. he hasnt told anyone but me because of the stigma associated with being a victim of scam... please i need suggestions on how he can retrieve the phone.. be it tracking the guys number or anything atall... please suggestions are really needed..

ask him to avoid computer village for at least 2 weeks. Then he should return there with 2 soldiers in commando style. He'll surely meet the criminal there.

Why would any person choose a vigil venue as scouting area for rape victims?

oya accept the gold medal for the most dumbest on the planet

h,mm

As far as i'm concerned, they were three that killed that 8yr old girl. This mad man, the police DPO, and the officer in charge that "collected bribe" and let him go.

fastgyal:
Let's talk about our most embarrassing moment.
Ok I have two here.
1. The day I skipped classes to go see a guy, my mom caught me and dragged me that day. everyone was watching, I felt like dying, and I had boasted to the guy then that I could go out without asking for permission.
2. This is really funny, it happened in my secondary school days. I went out with my brother. twas on New year's day. If u see my dressing that day eh, You go bow!
I knew many guys wanted to approach me, but they held back because they felt my brother was my lover. I had a crazy jean on, a designers top and matching face cap, my boots were on point too.
Ok nau, it was time to go home, I didn't feel the need to use the toilet, when we walked for about 7 minutes, I started feeling uneasy. I told my bro I wanna poo And he started yelling, he asked me to hold it till we get home. I told him I couldn't, he was like "eh, poo in my mouth na". Oya na, we got into the bus, traffic was mad, I begged him to let me come down, he gave me any angry look.
my brothers and sisters, lo and behold, my anus gave way, I was purging like hell. had to poo on my body in the bus. The woman sitting beside me wasn't comfortable with the odour, she was making funny faces and shouting. when I came down from the bus. I had messed it up. Had to go home in shame that day.

WTF!!!

Well, I went drinking...."alone" some years back and at about 12midnight, i was damn hungry. Got to a populat sharwama joint and the queue was much so i took a seat on an available bench while waiting for my turn. In a few minutes, i saw myself swinging on a "jangulova" and i was so enjoying it until I felt a strong hit on my forehead. My eyes cleared immediately, I saw myself on the floor. It was then it dawned on me that i was sleeping while sitting and i fell flat on my forehead. Kaiii...everyone there was just watching and laughing. Some were teasing me.

RZArecta:
should they deny their language and culture to make you happy ?

For new visitors to port harcourt, rumu means children.

Thus, rumuola means children of Ola.

Rumuibekwe means children of ibekwe.

Rumuigbo means children of "igbo"

Wash!

I go shine the Kongo till thy kingdom come...

Nothing mega

GLeesMODEL:
Publicist AlexReports Gets Dana Airline Free One Month Flight As He [b]Celebrates Birthday Today (photos)[/b]

Abuja Based media practitioner and Publisher of ATTENTION Magazine Alex Nwankwo today celebrates a new age as he adds one. The award winning publicist who has worked with several organisations and brands in Abuja, Lagos and beyond has been regarded by many as a young giant whose height is yet to be determined.

AlexReports as he is popularly called ‎possesses strong human weapon of articulation, intelligence and charisma which stands him out anytime.  Worthy to note is his style regimen, which is not for faint hearts. Nwankwo's personality is bold, assertive and of course attractive with regards to his fashion concept. He is the CEO of Amity GLOBAL Network, consultant of Zzini Media and executive editor of The SCREEN Magazine.

As birthday wishes keep pouring out, the latest is Nigeria's leading flight company, Dana A‎irline as they wished him blissful birthday carnival with free complimentary one month flight to any part of Nigeria. 

See video With Governor Rochas Okorocha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5RffNLQbUI

Okoro... Happy birthday

When you want to plan a coupe de tat (political or military), be ready for the consequence...

Jesusloveyou:
is good of you as an iPod to appreciate the good works of obaseki

What is wrong with you? Must every thread go down the tribal lane?

heendrix:
thanks for the advice, no one needs it even buhari

No wonder your condition is like this

limeta:
Forget performance tribe pls

Where has quota system led us?

Why do i have to avoid amajor highway because of some religious and cultural activities....

This is sheer failure by govt at federal and state level in area of traffic management.

Why can't the govt compel the organizers of these activities; especially the religious camp ground managers. They should be forced to move at least 20mtrs away from the existing road shoulder and create a separate service lane for visitors to their ground. I believe that all religious institutes (christians and muslims) should be responsible and law abiding.

jusRadical:
I never compared India with Nigeria.

My use of the definite article, 'the’ to qualify Indians meant that I was talking about some definite Indians or a definite group of Indians and not Indians in India as a people. The Indians I referred to of course, are the owners of the Indorama Fertilizer Plant.

My comment infers that the Indians (who are the owners of the plant Osibanjo commissioned have being selling fertilizer from the same plant for sometime now. The plant has being working even before this commissioning. It has been commissioned by the Rivers State govt before now. This should be the second commissioning or so. It have been working with no effect on checking the recession in Nigeria.

Not true...the plant was never commissioned by the rivers state govt. The plant has been fully operational since last year but the plant was formally inaugrated the Osibanjo. The plant has also had a positive impact on the economy by checking inflation. Before now, the country was 90% dependent on imported urea based fertilizer but right now, the major distributors of fertilizer all source their fertilizers locally from the new plant. The federal govt also with the new plant helped to revive redundant NPK blending plant for cheaper NPK fertilizers. Now, the readily available fertilizer has aided farmers in increased crop yield.

limeta:
Are all the police commissioners in south east and south south of Hausa fulani stock ?

Are you more concerned about the tribe of the police commissioners or their performance?

lurvy:
Let me educate you, ammonia has a pungent smell and this is what is released into the atmosphere in large volumes by Indorama in the process of producing Fertilizer.
There are various categories of workers working at Indorama, even the security guards, drivers, gardeners, cleaners are all workers, I don't know what category you belong... so if at all you passed chemistry in secondary school and studied process / chemical engineering, you would be able to have some knowledge about gases.
I'm not here to engage you because that will be a waste of my precious time as its apparent you need some schooling.
END OF DISCUSSION!!!

Quite unfortunte that you chose to wallow in ignorance.... I'm a process engineer working in the fertilizer company and it's u that need some schooling.... Ammonia is not released into the atmosphere during the process of making fertilizer... If indeed you have worked in a process plant, and not learnt the process in a secondary school or university, you'll understand the meaning of recycle....

I offer my over 10yrs of industry experience to educate you for free. Kindly inbox me for private tutorials...

lurvy:
I'm not in your category where you write based on speculation..just like your response shows, I provide facts with first-hand information and video evidence, mind you, i reside around that environment, residents have confirmed this, workers have also confirmed this, so WHO ARE YOU
Whenever this dastardly act of massive pollution is perpetrated by Indorama, it gets into our homes even with windows closed, thereby making breathing difficult... I'm not interested in your petty politics, I'm more interested in Nigerians living right in their land.. even the Nigerian constitution provides for our right to life. Therefore, no foreigner or Nigerian should deprive a us of that right to life just because you want to make money.

Well, i'm a worker there...a 1st hand respondent...do you know the smell of ammonia? If ammonia smell gets into your home, all workers in the plant, especially the indians who reside in Indorama complex will all be dead by now.... So stop spreading false rumour...

You may smell the chemicals used for effluent treatment...but i repeat, you didn't smell ammonia....

lurvy:
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It's quite unfortunate that we seem to be celebrating mediocrity... Nigeria needs world class facilities and not this death trap which is gradually wiping away the local population.
How can you build a so-called largest facility that emits large volumes of toxic pungent smelling ammonia gases straight into the atmosphere? This occurs every night making it difficult for residents to sleep.
Take a look at this video with link below showing massive pollution of the atmosphere by Indorama Petrochemicals.
There are several of such videos showing massive pollution of the atmosphere by Indorama Petrochemicals. This has been reported several times even to the United Nations Environmental Program.
Just last week, the workers in this indorama petrochemicals protested being exposed to inhumane working conditions and paid peanuts.
If Nigeria truly has a government that cares for her citizens then the government should ensure that environmental standards are obeyed and not celebrating Indians killing Nigerians right in Nigeria, WHAT A SHAME!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj0mXkM6GLA

Let's say the truth always... They don't emit ammonia from the plant... The plant can not emit ammonia from anywhere... There is a continuous running flare to handle any such leakage.... Yes, their welfare package is terrible.... But they any video you saw might be draft from thecooling towers (water molecules trapped in exhaust air). Even the flue gases from the furnaces and power plant there are properly combusted.