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How did they know they are pregnant with "identical twins"?

Abi scanning machines now snap in 7D?

PHILipu1:
Use your brain and don't be foolish.
You think it is just at a particular spot that this vandals do that?

How long does it really takes to drill a hole that your finger can fit in into this pipes?

You have vandals working in groups at different locations of this pipelines and that figure can be accurate.

You must not defend your people criminality and stupidity

I'm quite amazed at your stupidity!!! Ask your neighbours and friends that work in the industry and are from Niger delta what goes on!!! That figure is overbloated... If you like, keep defending your pay master.... Dundee

Blue3k:
Source: https://www.businessdayonline.com/news/article/pipeline-vandals-destroy-osisioma-ngwa-684-times-in-six-months-presidency/

government of lies and deceit. looking for how to justify laundering and syphooning our money

How can they explain the ridiculous figure quoted!!!

Imagine!!! A whooping 684 times in 6 months?

That means the pipeline has been vandalized a total 114times every month... That also means on average, the pipeline is vandalized a total 3.8times daily.... That means the pipeline is vandalized minimum once every 6hrs 18mins.....

Abeg, I'm just fed up with this guys upstairs in government....

Mods please do the needful....

The following picture gallery shows the ten most toxic places in the world by source of danger and the number of people at risk in thousand in 2013.

lmfao

more....

Just for laughs

Hmmm

In 2010, I was driving to Abuja from Benin and while @ it, fell into a big pot hole that destroyed 2 tyres on same side of the car. I was lucky that I was already at lokoja. I bought 2 tyres there (tokunbo) & continued my journey. About 10kms uphill the lokoja park, one of the tyres went totally flat. Then my worst fear caught up with me; my Jack was damaged by the vulcanizer that fixed the 2 tyres at lokoja. The road was bumpy...

I had to man up and drive uphill on flat tyres in search of a vulcanizer. I eventually saw several but none had a Jack. It was at a police checkpoint that they helped me stop a bus to get a Jack to change the bad tyre. I then fixed the small follow-come tyre. Used it all the way from outskirts of lokoja to Abuja. Journey of 5hrs took me 16hrs that day

Thank God I got home safely that day.

milemimi93:
Read my post again.

This time around, read with understanding.

There's no way in that my post that implies that Naomi is a minor.


I said, if you can fvck this "woman" that means you can fvck anything. When I say anything, I mean anything including goats.

Does the word "woman" means minor in your dictionary? Just asking. No offense.

milemimi93:
If u can fvck this woman, then you can fvck anything.

And people like you should be scared of.

No little girl child should be kept in your custody.

where u sleeping when u said @ the bolded?

Invariably, u meant Naomi Campbell is a minor.....

Enitsua:
mtcheww class ke?...do u even know who Naomi Campbell is?...do you know she is an A-list model, When you talk about top10 models of the world, she is included. She goes way back, featured in countless and big front page magazines. She appears in big music videos like Michael Jackson's "In the closet". Go and google her properly and u will respect wiz-kid a million times more.

Oga...your quote should be directed @milemimi93.... I know her from way way back.... Wizzy is fortunate to be by her side considering her pedigree as an A-list supermodel.. She's rocked Seal and some global stars in the past. But unfortunately, people like @milemimi93 only get a hard-on when they come across an orange girl hawking her goods under jibowu bridge.... That's why i said his d1ck has got no class... u get?!

milemimi93:
If u can fvck this woman, then you can fvck anything.

And people like you should be scared of.

No little girl child should be kept in your custody.

Well, I'm amazed at your level of IQ!

Is Naomi Campbell a minor?

Let me teach u bro.

NL201 (bashing course)... If u wanna bash someone on NL, let it be in line with the topic or let it be a direct response to your target.

milemimi93:
There are ladies that no matter how sex starved I am, my d!ck won't erect even if they stripped.

This girl is one of them.

Then I'm sorry my brother, cause your d!ck has got no class

After this pix, f^ck will surely be given....

What is going on in my home diocese? No wonder my friend from imo state boldly claimed that my bishop from ukwa diocese "na guy man"

The Nigeria goalkeeper has called time on his career and his fellows might just have done the best readaptation of the Cuban classic as a tribute
“One Carl Ikeme, there's only One Carl Ikeme…”

Goalkeepers across the world are harmonising to the classic Wolverhampton Wanderers fans’ chant as one of them, Carl Ikeme, bows out of active football.

On Friday, Ikeme announced his retirement from the round leather game as he continues his successful recovery from cancer.

In July 2017, the 32-year-old pre-season preparations with Wolves [for 2017-18 campaign] took a drastic turn after a test on the club’s no. 1 returned some abnormal blood tests, with further medical examinations revealing he was suffering from Leukaemia.

Last month, the ex-Nigeria international’s health received a boost. But a month later - a year after the incident - the shot-stopper has decided to hang his gloves.

And the Goalkeepers' Union, who have been supportive during Ikeme’s trying time, jumped on Wolves’ faithful ‘One Carl Ikeme’ chant - a readaptation of the classic Cuban folk song ‘Guantanamera’.

West Bromwich Albion goalkeeper Boaz Myhill kick-started the video that witnessed cameos from a host of former and active goalkeepers, including David Seaman, Joe Hart, Iker Casillas and Petr Cech, to pay a rhythmic tribute to Ikeme.


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The #GKunion unite in support of @Carl_Ikeme. #OneCarlIkeme

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Join the #GKunion and show your support for Carl by sending in a video with '#OneCarlIkeme'

Join the #GKunion and show your support for Carl by sending in a video with '#OneCarlIkeme'

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During the course of his professional career, Ikeme made 200 appearances for Wolverhampton Wanderers - a club he joined aged 14 - and had loan spells at eight other clubs including Leicester City, Sheffield United and Queens Park Rangers.

He also played 10 games for Nigeria, but missed out on the chance to represent the country at the 2018 World Cup in Russia due to the illness.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/onecarlikeme-seaman-casillas-other-goalkeepers-rhyme-on-as/14plfio8d9uae15nxwr2sqxmf8

Job man ....

ABBAChuks:
Sir please how is their acceptance rate? I hope they based on merit and not just by im and indigenes of eleme?

I need this one seriously.

Also, do you have any idea what to prepare with for the test and how the interview process is like?

I want to over prepare for this one. �

Follow me and PM me if you're invited.

daceo1:
how do u know, thought this is a new one

well, this ain't the 1st one.. They've done about 4 batches of graduate trainee programs in the last 4 years

Flexy99:
I hope this one no go be like dangote recruitment wen full with delay and tensions of the unknown?

Not so bro... Their recruitment exercise normally takes between 1 - 3months before being engaged.

Management of Indorama Eleme Petrochemicals Ltd (IEPL) is happy to initiate the Indorama Engineer trainee Program (IETP 2018/2019) to provide career development opportunities to young and bright men and women in the field of Engineering.

Qualified candidates may apply online at http://www.indoramaeleme.com.career effective 20th July 2018.

All applications must be submitted online on or before 31st July 2018.

Indorama Engineer Trainee Program - 2018 / 2019

Objectives

To provide learning opportunities to fresh & meritorious Graduate and Diploma Engineers, equip them with necessary knowledge, skills & attitudes and mold them to be competent engineers and operators.

Training Schemes

1. Graduate Engineer Training Program (GET)
i. Eligibility: Fresh I Degree / HND Engineers from Universities and Federal Polytechnics.
ii. Disciplines: Chemical / Mechanical / Electrical / Instrumentation / Electronics / Computers / Civil / Petroleum & Petrochemical / Production
iii. Duration of Training: 12 months

2. Diploma Engineer Training Program (DET)
i. Eligibility: National Diploma / Equivalent from Federal Polytechnics and Technical Education Institutes
ii. Disciplines: Chemical / Mechanical / Electrical / Instrumentation / Electronics / Computers / Civil / Petroleum & Petrochemical / Production
iii. Duration of Training: 18 months

Selection

 All the eligible candidates will be subjected to two stage selection process - Written Test (Technical & Aptitude) and Personal Interview.
 Candidates who pass through both stages will be eligible for training.
 Candidates from the Eleme Host Communities would have to score a minimum of 50% while others would have to score a minimum of 60% marks in the Written Test, to qualify for the Personal Interviews.
 Company shall take cognizance of provisions in the MOU with Host Communities in this regard.

Stipend & Other Facilities
 Trainees would be a paid consolidated monthly stipend during the period of training.
 The trainees are eligible to use the company’s transport for commuting between the place of stay & factory and can avail one free meal for every working day.

Absorption

Only the candidates who scores above the stipulated cut-off marks will be absorbed on Company’s regular roles based on the vacancy & requirements.

Best of luck ladies and gentlemen

Cc: @davide470, @uboma, @lalasticlala Please help a job seeker by moving this to FP.

The truth is there is no sureway of quiting smoking..... But the best method is to;

1) 1st of all, make a conscious decision to stay alive (smoking kills bro)....

2) Keep your mind busy at all times (most smokers smoke when they are idle)

3) Avoid alcohol; if not totally, avoid it for at least 6months (you won't die if you do so) because study has shown that most smokers are drinkers

4) Smoking is a habit, same as sucking of fingers/tongue by kids (and some agbayas ), drinking alcohol frequently, sex, clubbing, driving, singing etc.... The easiest way to quit a harmful habit is to replace it with a harmless or less harmful habit. My friend quit smoking by chewing gum.... I quit smoking by working extra hours in my office that when i get home, I'm so tired that I can't even hold a stick of benson and hedges

5) Point no4 worked very well for me but when I had issues with my boss, I went back to square1 of smoking again. Then I got the best solution which is..... Find a friend you love & respect with all your heart (male or female) and the person must be a non-smoker. When you are around such person, the urge to smoke will be restrained. Best of all, if you spend most of your time with the person, smoking will be kicked out of your life.

Best of luck bro

This is how true leaders speak of their own to outsiders... If you don't speak well of yourself or your houshold, outsiders will treat you and regard you as trash....

I've never been a fan of Saraki nor any politician but I just love all he said about Nigeria and Nigerians.

I pray Bubu will take a cue from what Saraki has done and stop destroying our image outside.

Bunch of "Skill-less spoilt brats"

They better improve or get kicked out of the tournament early

hahahaha

Govt & scam

BayelsaLegacy:
Now upon my ascension into office, I of course made it clear from day one that there was no way I was going to stay in this type of place. It is simply too grandiose. It is way out of format with my own personal standard,” he said.

I wonder what is so special about this building that is not seen around Asokoro, Abuja or Independence Layout, Enugu? This building has a poor architecture to produce a 6star hotel

BayelsaLegacy:
The governor’s resolve on the matter is simple – make it a part of the state government’s tourism plan for the state. In that way, it becomes a revenue source.

Hence, the governor plans to convert the opulent structure into a six-star hotel to form an integral component of the new Tourism Island to boost tourism in the State.


https://www.facebook.com/BayelsaLegacyProjects/posts/170155183678147

Gernot Rohr-led Super Eagles players have been assigned new squad numbers ahead of the 2018 FIFA World Cup after arriving their Austria training camp.

The Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) official Instagram account posted a short video clip of the players new numbers for the tournament


The 23 players selected for the tournament have been appointed their numbers for the World Cup with some major changes to their previous appearance.

Super Eagles squad numbers for 2018 FIFA World Cup
Goalkeepers

Ikechukwu Ezenwa – No 1, Daniel Akpeyi – No 16, Francis Uzoho – No 23.

Defenders

William Troost-Ekong – No 5, Leon Balogun – No 6, Kenneth Omeruo- No 22, Brian Idowu- No 2, Chidozie Awaziem- No 20, Shehu Abdullahi – No 12, Elderson Echiéjilé- No 3, Tyronne Ebuehi – No 21.

Midfielders

John Obi Mikel – No 10, Ogenyi Onazi- No 17, John Ogu – No 19, Wilfred Ndidi- No 4, Oghenekaro Etebo – No 8, Joel Obi – No 15,

Forwards

Victor Moses – No 11, Alex Iwobi – No 18, Odion Ighalo – No 9, Ahmed Musa – No 7, Kelechi Iheanacho – No 14, Simeon Nwankwo – No 13.

http://www.brila.net/super-eagles-players-get-new-jersey-numbers-ahead-russia-2018-world-cup/

bounty007:
We've heard of soldiers from the north east south.. been sacrificed on alter of security..
Meanwhile the only Southwest soldiers we've heard are
One that killed the soldier girlfriend.. while the other,son of a general who was shot on the butt.. like his dad while trying to run from Boko.

Wonder why some fools which dia tribe can't stand Boko from a distance are stupidly been foolish over a soldier who saw hell and back..

This tribe get mouth .. always love to open mouth wide .. but have never tasted or heard the sound of shell..
cowards.. truly are they.

Good one soldier.. let's fucking divide this country.. feel you.. feel the heat.. you actually gave a piece and you he withdrew..

Rugged you
Infact. Beast your spirit.. whoski soldier.. some tribe would have died. Billion times before Boko retreat or even willing surrender.

My friend, go and take your routine drugs...

decatalyst:
But her breast may just be bigger than your medulla

fddf

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is it just to retriece the money? What about prosecuting and jailing the erring officers?