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CareerRe: For Those Who Want To Learn Chinese by engrshakespeare(op): 8:29pm On Jul 07, 2016
[quote author=chinebu post=39311521]Good job Op. I will like to know if there is a book you can recommend for beginners to learn chinese[/quote
bro don't know if you can get the books in the market. You can get them from the institute though. Try 长城汉语, New practical Chinese
CareerRe: For Those Who Want To Learn Chinese by engrshakespeare(op): 8:24pm On Jul 07, 2016
frankdupree:
Hello admin, I woke up this morning, and the 1st thing I heard was "learn Chinese!! grin"..please please! Can you put me through, I'm a programmer, you know how we are, always reading and eager for knowledge, I have got the thirst and Zeal, I just need direction! I also hear you want to start a blog. I'd be more than happy to assist you, provided you just teach me Chinese! Please how can I connect with you. I really look forward to hearing from you. Thanks in advance!
Deal, add me on watsapp 07030708154
BusinessRe: EFCC To Re-arraign Ex-mds Akingbola, Atuche, Nwosu(alleged Fraud) by engrshakespeare: 4:39pm On Jul 07, 2016
DrWise:
Akingbola would fight this fight till the last drop of his blood. A very rare gentleman he is. You knew how to run an organization and reward your staff accordingly. I remember all the CSR and the various donations to colleges and Universities.

You started IMBL from zero and grew it to become Intercontinental Bank, the then largest Bank in Nigeria by assets. IBPLC was the beautiful bride in banking that every young man wanted to court.

As a young graduate, you afforded me a platform to begin my career in Banking in 2008, your training school was second to none as I made my first N248,000 in 10 weeks as allowance coupled with top-notch consulting firms that delivered superb lectures to us.

After resumption, the working environment was very ideal. What about the allowance? Jetta, upfront, variable, anniversary, lunch, hazard, leave and passages. You were light years ahead of your peers.

You practically told us that whoever worked with you and has not achieved anything remarkable in 3 years ought to be fired. You shared profit to drivers, cleaners and artisans and told us that they contributed to the making of this profit. Posterity would never forget you.
I know one day, you would be vindicated.
Bro I think we attended the same training school, at Tiamiyu Savage right. I identify with all you said, some day the truth will come out.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Has Come the second time And Gone!!! (see Evidence) by engrshakespeare: 11:17am On Mar 13, 2016
Onyiibazz:
The truth is that there is nothing hillarious about this. It is just the plain truth. You all just need to open your inner eyes of understanding to be able to see this. So that when you will be praying in church tomorrow, you wont be doing it having the second coming in mind now knowing that he has come and gone!
Of course its not hilarious just silly nd delusional
RomanceRe: Should I Still Go Ahead And Marry Him? by engrshakespeare: 7:54am On Mar 12, 2016
[quote author=Raymondenyi post=43646155]you really need help, if[b] you lack in English [/b]language[code][/code], you should seek help..... This isn't a classroom and I'll not waste my time on a kid that knows nothing putting you through written English.....


You don't seem to understand, your English is equally bad if not worse. If you should be correcting anyone it should be yourself. How can you be so full of shit, you see every other person's error and remain blind to yours. Na wa o
FashionRe: The Funny Suit This Man Wore To His Wedding... by engrshakespeare: 5:54pm On Mar 07, 2016
IndianBwoy:
My opinion is from an Indian perspective on a Nigerian forum. I dont want ppl here saying that im Indian and my country is filled with rapist, blah blah or that i dont know anything about Nigeria so have no right to comment here on your affairs etc.

My views are respectfully from my and my nations perspective.
What does being rapist concern this thread, ur patrolling with a trailer load of guilty conscience. The thread has no link with ur nationality stop carrying ur country's burden.
FashionRe: The Funny Suit This Man Wore To His Wedding... by engrshakespeare: 4:37pm On Mar 07, 2016
IndianBwoy:
i see nothing wrong here.

before you judge someone else, judge yourself.

It is a free world. what you consider "normal" now, was strange in another era.

Afterall, suit is a borrowed cloth of the white monkey.


maybe in days past, there was a time when wearing a suit to a wedding itself was considered a strange thing.


if at all I see anything wrong here, it is the fact that a Western suit & a Victorian-era Gown was worn to a Nigerian wedding by the groom n bride themselves.


I am Indian , and I believe only traditional attires must be worn to important socio-cultural events like weddings.
U keep opening yourself to discrimination, what does being an Indian have to be with anything here.
PoliticsRe: James Ocholi's Son Last Instagram Post Before His Death(photo) by engrshakespeare: 9:39am On Mar 07, 2016
dubemnaija:
Go and buy drugs for the sickness
Pity yours is a terminal disease.
PoliticsRe: List Of Ministers Likely To Be Sacked By Buhari ‘soon’ by engrshakespeare: 9:38am On Mar 06, 2016
emekamn:
Truth is there's no truth or even sense in what you conjured up there
I concur, senseless people have this habit of correcting people grin
RomanceRe: Dwarf Couple Wed In Ebonyi At Catholic Church (Photos) by engrshakespeare: 6:53am On Mar 06, 2016
pesinfada:
this is a Big lie nothing like dis took place in Ebonyi state
Yea, u were monitoring the whole of Ebonyi.
FamilyRe: Is It Polite For Husband To Seek Wife's Approval On This? by engrshakespeare: 3:09pm On Mar 03, 2016
Adaeze003:
The African type marriage is just scary... sheesh...


Note that I really didn't want to quote you...

Anyhoo... you do know you're still sleeping on a pole righthuh

It's funny how you guys carry the submission thing on your head but when someone implies that submitting to a man is master-slave you guys start looking for ways to soften it up. The man can bring in who the hell ever to stay with them but the wife must get his approval when she will be the one to basically take care of the guest? She has no say and can't object to whatever "final decision" the said husband makes? And the marriage is a union and not slavery?

Oh well... good luck to ya wife sha.

And try and wake up from that pole before you'll be forming head and end up beheading the family...
Obviously you ain't married, am assuming you want to be someday. Marriage will open your eyes. If you want to form equality, it shouldn't last.
CelebritiesRe: Africa’s First Same-Sex Marriage In South Africa (pictures) by engrshakespeare: 12:49am On Feb 28, 2016
moodswing:
Finally, South Africa has woken up. The rest of Africa will soon rise to acknowledge that the only way to deal with the issue of same sex marriage is to legalize it.

As long as people fail to recognize it, it will still be upon us as a challenge.

Rest my case for now....
Homo spotted grin
FamilyRe: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by engrshakespeare: 12:38pm On Feb 27, 2016
tpiar:
you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair? huh
Abeg park well, if u don't like it others do.
RomanceRe: Guys! :how To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You. by engrshakespeare: 11:38am On Feb 27, 2016
sickstars:
Watch ya mouth!
It's what you said na.
CelebritiesRe: Amaechi Munagor & Harry B Anyanwu: When Elders Are High On Weed (Pic) by engrshakespeare: 11:35am On Feb 27, 2016
swaggzo:
I DO NOT LIKE THESE MEN, FROM MOVIES TO PICTURES TO REAL LIFE, THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING DIRTY AND UNKEPT EVEN WITH ALL THE CHANGE IN THEY BANK ACCOUNTS! undecided
Yet see how far they have come without any likes from you. smiley
HealthRe: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by engrshakespeare: 6:12pm On Feb 26, 2016
Strahovski1:
What's there to know?

- You are jobless
- You are corrupt
- You are hypocrites
- You are rated top among the high risk countries of fraud and scams.
- You have no technology of your own.
- You are all religious bigots
- Your men are out of shape. Pot bellies everywhere
- You ladies are fat and ugly. Also out of shape.
- $1 = N400
- Your people come to our place for medical treatment because your doctors are poor standard.
- 80% of manufacturing industries in SW are owned by us Asians: Indians and Koreans. Also Chinese. We are employing you in your country.
- Your people go to our temples in Lagos for spiritual help with all your churches.
- Your pastor is rich you are poor.
- Your country sell Kerosene to us and we buy it at 25 Rupee and you who sold it to us buy from yourself at 140 naira. What a joke
- All you are good at is love making - Donald Trump.


Should I continue?

NB: Call me racist, next time, don't quote me mentioning my country as long as I do not mention your country.
At least we are good at something unlike your men who say no when they mean yes, with substandard d1cks and are left with no choice but rape.
FamilyRe: Can I Get Married With This Income In Abeokuta, Ogun State? by engrshakespeare: 5:33pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kelvin u can get married even without an income it depends on who you are marrying. If u marry a tiger, triple your income won't be nearly enough.
Car TalkRe: My Experience Checking Out Innoson Car by engrshakespeare: 2:39pm On Feb 25, 2016
Lionsclaw:
There is no way to make sense to people with distorted and twisted brains but, you know, we will always be our brothers keepers.
I got your back man.....pending the day you grow sense
At least you admitted you made no sense. Thats all I needed.
Car TalkRe: My Experience Checking Out Innoson Car by engrshakespeare: 10:06am On Feb 25, 2016
Lionsclaw:
Nigerians you guys are terrible. You are the most complex beings on the planet, so hard to satisfy.

Do you think an organization who thought of the idea of producing these fabulous vehicles here dont know about marketing?

My point is your bringing the ostentatious value/ packaging of Innoson down before public glare. If you are smart op u will write to them in private(that is on the assumption that they dont know about showroom display as u think). Why bring it here for us to see? Is it so that some people who like ostentatious goods and effizy will say "ahh IMV is crap they dont have showroom. I am going to Toyota to buy"...?

Who knows whether they are working on their showrooms and before A,B and C who havent visited them yet get to find out they would have finished. But here is an over sabi op who thinks he is more exposed opening their 'yansh' unneccesarily.

I am sure thats the impression you want to create otherwise this is suppose to be u and innosons discuss and not our business
I hope you are not under any illusion that you just made sense.
Christianity EtcRe: How Giving Just N200 Got Me N5000 by engrshakespeare: 9:21am On Feb 25, 2016
sirugos:
This is like what happened to me 2days ago. I was in a mechanic shop, suprisely an elderly man walked up to me and said, young man can U just buy food of #50 for me.. I was like.. Sir U said #50? He said yes. I called the mama that is selling d food and i said. Give him a plate of food with meat, hmmm d man look at me and said, I only needed just #50 food. I said ok, madam give am. He collected d food and say thank U my son, it shall be well with me. I now brought out #500 gave d mama. I now told her to use d remaining balance to put food for d other guys at d end of d chair we were seating. immediately after that, D man left. After like about 45mins, one honourable just called me and said, am I speaking with sirugos, I said yes. He said I should make arrangements of 25,0000 fingerlings for them. They are about to stock their ponds. Guys na so I get d contract and I maid 125k profits on d deal.. D same day I won a bet of 35k on bet9ja with #300 naira staking. So is good to be good.
You are funny. I guess your winning a bet is the lords doing abi.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Adopts Two Orphans As Reno Omokri Commissions Orphanage In Benin City by engrshakespeare: 4:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
M4gunners:
Please use your common sense when you see an issue like this thanks.
Like u have any
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Adopts Two Orphans As Reno Omokri Commissions Orphanage In Benin City by engrshakespeare: 8:54am On Feb 23, 2016
M4gunners:
Prof Pat Utomi,please adopt other Children and leave Ben with this 2.They are many Children there, what is the need of joining him to trained the same 2,when you can adopt another different 2 eternally.
Is it your money. How many have u adopted
PoliticsRe: The Northerners Praise Rotimi Amaechi (Photo) by engrshakespeare: 8:51am On Feb 23, 2016
U saw one miserable poster and that translates into a unanimous declaration by all Northerners. Continue generalizing this way and it won't be long before you are in trouble
PoliticsRe: Freeze To Onyeka Onwenu: Face Your Issue, You Were Not Sacked For Being Igbo!” by engrshakespeare: 1:40pm On Feb 19, 2016
adajiboyy:
U are a big fool freeze.I was born in the north those abokis don't care about any other tribes but dem self.yes there are good and wonderful hausas but 80% of the abokis are tribalistic.dey would kal d ibos nd other languages inyamiri,and the moment they notice u are about to grow or take the lead in there enviroument they would say semu ne(its how's) they would do everyfin to bring u down.onyeka is a beta nigerian than u ar 100 million times her songs has mend many broken heart.ur own no pass to dey show watch for twitter and instagram like small pikin.
Abeg park well. What do u know. I know that woman personally she has lots of issues. There's discrimination everywhere thats granted but Onyeka is obviously crying wolf.
HealthRe: Dr. Paul Orhii Leaves NAFDAC In An Emotional Ceremony (photos by engrshakespeare: 1:38pm On Feb 18, 2016
Pascal181:
What is emotional abt dat ting? I served dere 4 complete one year and not even thank u did I receive frm them.
Am sure you weren't paid throughout ur service. No be only Thank u.
PoliticsRe: Onyeka Onwenu: "They Worked Against Me As Director-General Because I'm An Igbo" by engrshakespeare: 8:48am On Feb 18, 2016
I don't know the veracity of her claims bit I do know one thing. Onyeka Owenu is one of the most arrogant women alive. I was her account officer back in Access bank. Her arrogance is first class. That she couldn't get along with others is no surprise to me. Being famous doesn't preclude humility. Not everyone is interested in worshipping u.
PoliticsRe: Corpse Of Murtala Muhammed In 1976 (pix) by engrshakespeare: 7:44pm On Feb 13, 2016
chukwudi44:
That is the corpse of a war criminal!! The blood of the women and children of Asaba were appeased by this act of heroism by the brave Col Dimka.I suggest Dimka should be considered for a national award.
Like your suggestion matters
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by engrshakespeare: 6:32pm On Feb 13, 2016
Evathyst:
There he goes again! The twitter Senator! angry


He never makes his common sense on the floor of the Senate, but disturbs our peace here on twitter. Little wonder someone said he looks like Obama but reasons like Obanikoro. grin
Twitter landlord
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Arrested During Service For Noise Pollution In Lagos by engrshakespeare: 11:10am On Feb 11, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
Oga, what if it was the Holy Spirit that was shouting through them? undecided
U want to use sense to limit the Holy Spirit? The court must be careful.God's Word has come to stay. Is the law above the word of God?
grin
Why not go to that church and let the holy spirit shout through you too.
PoliticsRe: Made-In-Aba: Ben-Bruce Offers Silverbird Complex To Display Products by engrshakespeare: 10:01am On Feb 11, 2016
Rolings:
Them let him say sorry to Nigerians for waking up late, let him apologise for looking the other way all this while . My comments is on the topic, did he just start having galleria in 2015 or did Aba just started producing in 2015? Cheap political points.
If he apologizes for waking up letter, you that hasn't woken up will have to offer burnt offering abi, yeye dey smell
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With An Older Lady With Two Kids by engrshakespeare: 7:34am On Feb 11, 2016
By d time e happen, u go find that 'bla bla bla'u no go see.
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With An Older Lady With Two Kids by engrshakespeare: 7:29am On Feb 11, 2016
rawpadgin:
grin
almost everything is wrong with marrying her

1.) she's a policewoman
2.) she has 2 kids & has never been married
3.) she is older than u

young man listen to ur parents, what they are seeing sitting down u cannot see even if u climb mtn mast
Don't mind him. People know d right thing but prefer to pretend. After d marriage he will return here for further lamentations.

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