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NYSCRe: Benue-Born Ex-Corper Dies In Accident On His Way Home From POP (Photo) by engrshakespeare: 12:41pm On Nov 08, 2016
eezeribe:
Now your suffering continues in the grave... RIP
You are a disgrace to your fellow nincompoops for spewing this trash
FamilyRe: Ways To Cool An Angry Wife by engrshakespeare: 7:57pm On Nov 05, 2016
goingape2:
to cool an angry wife is to be an angry man itself!


beat the crab out of her and she will cool her anger and know that yours is more terrifying than her.

dont do all this the opt said!

most you be admitting that you are wrong all the time undecided

show her that you are a man and beat the black out of her! angry


the more you pamper naija women the more them will see you as less of a man and do whatever them feel like.

you dont pamper a dog when it does wrong, you beat the dog and show the animal what he did wrong. the same principle apply to women too.
Obviously, this one na tata
PropertiesRe: Lagos State Government Demolishes 2,000 Shanties In Jakande Estate by engrshakespeare: 7:39am On Nov 03, 2016
Lagos state Govt remember Gowon estate please.
FamilyRe: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by engrshakespeare: 11:30pm On Oct 06, 2016
jabojafa:
i didnt say he shudnt seek medical care. Even d bible isnt against medicines. But note dt drugs are burdens to a child of God becos He has made provisions for healing.
And where is that in the bible. And who told u drugs are not a provision of healing. keep deceiving yourself
FamilyRe: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by engrshakespeare: 9:22am On Oct 06, 2016
jabojafa:
am nt sure he met dt. He wz only stating a church he is sure God is and his faith can be fired up to produce his desired miracle. Moreover Living Faith Church Aka Winners Chapel doesnt need any advert for ppl to come. Remember d eagles will always gather wher d carcas are. Sheep wud always lie whr dey see green pasture. And winner chapel is one of such becos God of Wonder Double is still with us.
Dont be a slave to religion, God is in every other church besides what does church have to do with this. Even if he will revert to the church isn't it only sane for him to seek medical care first. This is how some churches encourage diseases at early stages to become chronic or encourage spread of communicable diseases by delaying people in churches instead of referring them to specialists.
FamilyRe: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by engrshakespeare: 9:21am On Oct 06, 2016
jabojafa:
am nt sure he met dt. He wz only stating a church he is sure God is and his faith can be fired up to produce his desired miracle. Moreover Living Faith Church Aka Winners Chapel doesnt need any advert for ppl to come. Remember d eagles will always gather wher d carcas are. Sheep wud always lie whr dey see green pasture. And winner chapel is one of such becos God of Wonder Double is still with us.
Dont be a slave to religion, God is in every other church besides what does church have to do with this. Even if he will revert to the church isn't only sane for him to seek medical care first. This is how some churches encourage diseases at early stages to become chronic or encourage spread of communicable diseases by delaying people in churches instead of referribg them to specialists.
FamilyRe: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by engrshakespeare: 9:14am On Oct 06, 2016
JerryTemi:
Speak to God in prayers,He can change everything I mean it.locate winners and sow a seed on this.
What about members of Winners whose seeds have not germinated? Is this how you want to grow your church SMH
CrimeRe: Man Impregnates Daughter For Ritual, Continues Act After Abortion by engrshakespeare: 3:38pm On Oct 05, 2016
oloworulz:
na wa oooo. I had my first sexx this month. hit likes for me.
I would rather likes for all the viruses you are harbouring now. well done
BusinessRe: Ethiopian Protesters Attack Dangote's Factory (Photos) by engrshakespeare: 1:38pm On Oct 05, 2016
Vickiweezy:
SMH But seriously, is reading that hard? Abi u neva chop dis morning?
Can you just tell if you know
CrimeRe: A Man Caught Stealing A Generator In IMO State (pics) by engrshakespeare: 4:04pm On Sep 29, 2016
Berlynn:
even though his dicck was censored i can still tell he has a very small dicck grin

No chill for naija again as per everyone blood dey hawt angry
As pretty and young as you are, you can tell if a phallus is big or small. Naija don spoil.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Rumored Job Interview In Lagos (Photos) by engrshakespeare: 1:30pm On Sep 28, 2016
grin[quote author=Vince77 post=49741920]When i read the part that says "very legitimate " i knew it was a scam. If truly is coming form GTbank i dont think they would include "very legitimate ".

Typical GNLD style, they put their fake vacancy then they include NOT GLND grin[quote author=Vince77 post=49741920]When i read the part that says "very legitimate " i knew it was a scam. If truly is coming form GTbank i dont think they would include "very legitimate ".

Typical GNLD style, they put their fake vacancy then they include NOT GLND
EducationRe: What Do You Call A Group Of ...? Some Collection Nouns You Dont Know by engrshakespeare: 1:05pm On Sep 28, 2016
shuggah:
take another look at ur brain.
Your IQ is too low for this kind of discussion, why not move over to your usual Cossy Orjiakor thread.
EducationRe: What Do You Call A Group Of ...? Some Collection Nouns You Dont Know by engrshakespeare: 7:07am On Sep 28, 2016
I think you should take another look at your list esp Elephants which you called a herd/parade of Elephants. I have always known it as a memory of Elephants.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Reasons You Are Not To Blame For Being Jobless by engrshakespeare: 1:05pm On Sep 27, 2016
Anyone who needs a Chinese translator to communicate with his Chinese staff or client, let me know. If the Chinese wants to install equipments for you and you cant communicate with them, call 07030708154. Ps: I am expensive but I get the job done.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Guessing On Use Of 2.2Tn Borrowed Funds - Punch by engrshakespeare: 12:18pm On Sep 26, 2016
EternalTruths:
She has lost control of Nigeria's finance
When exactly was she in control?
SportsRe: Rohr Releases List Of Invited Players For 2018 World Cup Qualifiers by engrshakespeare: 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2016
Smily202:
cheesy grin grin. Rohr knows that in Nigeria , its only Igbos and SS that knows how to play football. Thanks God u are foreigner , NFA would have control u like a puppet and carry all the almajiris that dont know thier left and right full the squad.

Igbo are ballers, because it is widely believed that they take football more seriously. Another thing that came to my mind is that the Igbos are business-oriented, and one fast way to big money is through football everyone can testify for that On likes of Kelechi, Mikel etc.
Mumu, what does tribe have to do with this
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar With Two Ladies In Throwback Photo by engrshakespeare: 4:37am On Sep 23, 2016
StephanieLuv:
The best comment so far, we Nigerians have amnesia problem.



In country like China people like Atiku would have been history.



Firing squad would done there part like ages ago.
Every time China, what do you even know about China. You guys can be a real kill joy
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Osinbajo Receive Hardship Allowance by engrshakespeare: 8:52pm On Sep 19, 2016
Its not surprising, after all change begins with us not them.
BusinessRe: Dangote: I Need 38 Visas To Move Around Africa Despite My Influence by engrshakespeare: 9:30am On Sep 19, 2016
lilprinze:
How can Rwanda be discriminating against other Africans? Who on earth do they think they are, is this their way forward after the dreadful genocide of not so long ago? Angola is also another difficult country when it comes to visas. USA, Canada, etc offer business people excellent investment incentives which permit ease of travel entry.
No wonder African is the most backward continent.
This article again, it is written in English. Come back and then comment more meaningfully
PoliticsRe: We Have Began The Process Of Rescuing Chibok Girls: Lai Mohammed by engrshakespeare: 12:54am On Sep 17, 2016
korel9:
A distraction from the plagiarism saga ko?
God go punish APC (and the mod wey go find this comment offensive) for life.
I am vexing seriously.
So u had to quote d whole thing to say this, who ur vex help
CelebritiesRe: P-Square Releases 'Bank Alert' After Messy Family Feud (pix) by engrshakespeare: 7:35pm On Sep 16, 2016
Am sure most of u don't know they copied Onyeka Owenu's song in that track. Whats there to be excited about. I can tell the average age on nairaland. The other time Majek Fashek remixed his old track with 2face and peeps were rejoicing calling it a new release. If they are serious about reconciliation, they should find time to think up their own music.
BusinessRe: Oluwatoyin Subair: The MD Of HITV Shares His Touching Experience by engrshakespeare: 4:31pm On Sep 15, 2016
woodboi:
The laws in Nigeria are as empty as they are full..... I love this.
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Me too. the guy has a firm grasp of English.
CrimeRe: Girl Currently Being Held At A Psychiatric Hospital In Yaba Cries Out by engrshakespeare: 1:27pm On Sep 14, 2016
[quote author=JESUSBOIY post=49349944]please Help: how can i fooork a cute girl in Nigeria ...angry angry angry





A friend in need is a friend in deed! undecided undecided undecided undecided
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mumu
CareerRe: 7 Jobs Nigerian Parents May Never Ever Understand by engrshakespeare: 11:09pm On Sep 11, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...
grin
CaptEColeJnr:
Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria 2016 by engrshakespeare: 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2016
where does Chinese translators fit in, when shall we stop being under rated.
CrimeRe: Cultist "Charlie Boy" Killed In Imo During Gun Battle With Police by engrshakespeare: 4:34pm On Sep 09, 2016
You guys should stop displaying your ignorance, any word in open and close commas should not be taken literally. Is it d Ops fault your WAEC was written by a mercenary.
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Building A House In Nigeria (photos by engrshakespeare: 1:05pm On Sep 08, 2016
[quote author=mmb post=49179748]I am Man city fan but I dont like the Guy.[/quote

Coincidentally, the dude doesn't care. who your like epp.
BusinessRe: Advice On Setting Up A Barbing Salon by engrshakespeare: 12:31pm On Sep 08, 2016
Businessnaija:
since you base at Enugu state, and you have alot of friends there, bro, let me come and use your money to organize a show for you, atleast you will see the ROI. But barbing, even if you supervice it or not, you wont gain it, and probably run into big loss.

But with shows, you cant, and moreso, Enugu state love such thing, coupled with my strategies and experience about it, there wont be an slack moment.
Guy run o, this guy is planning to come chop your money. Which kain show, what wont we hear on NL grin
Businessnaija:
since you base at Enugu state, and you have alot of friends there, bro, let me come and use your money to organize a show for you, atleast you will see the ROI. But barbing, even if you supervice it or not, you wont gain it, and probably run into big loss.

But with shows, you cant, and moreso, Enugu state love such thing, coupled with my strategies and experience about it, there wont be an slack moment.
Guy run o, this guy is planning to come chop your money. Which kain show, what wont we hear on NL
PoliticsRe: "Operation Crocodile Smiles" Is A Joke - Niger Delta Avengers Tells Buhari by engrshakespeare: 11:35am On Sep 08, 2016
SpeedOfLight:
No County in the history of mankind have successfully won gorilla warfare. Wicked Nigeria gov is in for a long ride, though you will kill them but finally their goals must be achieved. Zoological Republic.
You see what your obsession with the zoo has caused you, you turned guerilla to gorilla, olodo grin
SpeedOfLight:
No County in the history of mankind have successfully won gorilla warfare. Wicked Nigeria gov is in for a long ride, though you will kill them but finally their goals must be achieved. Zoological Republic.
You see what your obsession with the zoo has caused you, you turned guerilla to gorilla, olodo
PoliticsRe: . by engrshakespeare: 3:21pm On Sep 07, 2016
jomonic:

This is very good news. The contract is perhaps just for the factory. A lot of other services will follow. There will be power plant to generate power. Pipeline will be installed. Probably from the about to be developed igbariam gas fields. In fact the pipeline will then come closer to other offtakers who will take the opportunity of proximity to gas supply. Wow I am excited. How I wish all the South East governors will rise to the challenge and pull resources to rebuild all roads in the south east not differentiating federal or state, build all of them.
Translators will be needed too. Chinese translators
TravelRe: Has Someone Treated You Poorly Until They Discovered You Were Wealthy? by engrshakespeare: 11:17am On Sep 07, 2016
dokiOloye:
Observe very carefully, Igbo traders tend to be very polite in their dealings with their customers esp d owners of d shop,not their sales girls/boys.
I was brought up in d east,there is this street in my town filled with 2,3 and 4 storey buildings.The shops downstairs are usually owned by d landlady.
If U come to buy as little as sachet water of #10(was #5 per piece then),the madam will keep petting U."Thank U my son,do U need a leather bag?" good night my son".
All for 10 naira sachet water.
But when I came to live in Abj,I was schocked by d rudeness of d itinerant hausa traders.Immediately they see U with 1k note,they'll arrogantly dismiss U citing lack of change,even when they have enuf change on their hand and U are seeing it.
But an Igbo man will first of all collect Ur money,then both of U will start looking for d change.If U both can't find it,he/she will try to coax U into buying something else or coming back for Ur change later.
Men,give it to d Igbo traders in terms of customer relationship.
Your generalization is still wrong, I know many rude Igbo traders and nice hausa traders. No generalization is accurate.
TravelRe: Has Someone Treated You Poorly Until They Discovered You Were Wealthy? by engrshakespeare: 11:17am On Sep 07, 2016
dokiOloye:
Observe very carefully, Igbo traders tend to be very polite in their dealings with their customers esp d owners of d shop,not their sales girls/boys.
I was brought up in d east,there is this street in my town filled with 2,3 and 4 storey buildings.The shops downstairs are usually owned by d landlady.
If U come to buy as little as sachet water of #10(was #5 per piece then),the madam will keep petting U."Thank U my son,do U need a leather bag?" good night my son".
All for 10 naira sachet water.
But when I came to live in Abj,I was schocked by d rudeness of d itinerant hausa traders.Immediately they see U with 1k note,they'll arrogantly dismiss U citing lack of change,even when they have enuf change on their hand and U are seeing it.
But an Igbo man will first of all collect Ur money,then both of U will start looking for d change.If U both can't find it,he/she will try to coax U into buying something else or coming back for Ur change later.
Men,give it to d Igbo traders in terms of customer relationship.
Your generalization is still wrong, I know many rude Igbo traders and nice hausa traders. No generalization is wrong.

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