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Romance / Re: Come Out To The GTB Food Fare In VI by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:09pm On Apr 30, 2017
Alondrah:
What's the sole purpose of this programme? smiley

Not sure. My sis just called me to come, saying that it's all about food.

She said she went last year and it was just a whole lot of people showcasing different meals, local and international.
Romance / Re: Come Out To The GTB Food Fare In VI by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:07pm On Apr 30, 2017
gabby280:
time pls

It's already on, through tomorrow I think.

Everywhere is blocked. Getting ready to leave.
Religion / Re: 31 Salient Facts About The Rapture That Will Shock The World by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:01pm On Apr 30, 2017
I don't know if I will make it, as I am still in love with sin, but I want to share this story with u guys.

Two nights in a row, I had the same dream.

In the dream, I was driving when all of a sudden, the whole earth shook, with lights flashing like disco lights.

Then I looked up in the sky and there was this intense white light, not yellow like the sun.

Then I was taken into the light, as a light myself, kinda hard to explain. There were other lights also rising to this white light up in the sky.

Once I was within the light, I felt joy like I had never experienced in my life b4 and this is coming from someone that has experimented with happy drugs b4 like ecstacy.

It was incomparable to any drug or any feeling of happiness I had ever known, a thousand times more intense than the joy of getting a new job or being tops in ur class or getting a new girlfriend.

Then I woke up with my chest raised towards the ceiling.

When it happened the next night as well, I had to conclude that there was more to what happened than my rational mind could rationalise.

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Romance / Come Out To The GTB Food Fare In VI by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:45pm On Apr 30, 2017
There will be food, there will be drinks.

Meet someone new over jellof rice, or bump into someone u know over ice cream.

Hope to see u guys there
Romance / Re: Bleep Me Harder! Let's Talk Dirty. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:55am On Apr 29, 2017
Raine80:
I don't understand silent sex. I am not talking about wailing so that the whole neighbourhood can hear you. I refer to the very intimate verbal exchange that's personalised for the one you are with. Or you can use the words the OP posted.

I've been meaning to ask you, is that your real butt on ur dp!?

Be honest now!
Car Talk / Re: How My Car Was Wrecked Due The Carelessness Of A Police Officer. Advice Please! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:45am On Apr 29, 2017
So sorry, but as someone already said, go with a lawyer, not by yourself.

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NYSC / Re: Corpers In President Buhari's Hometown Daura Lament As Thieves Go On Rampage by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:41am On Apr 29, 2017
Why is there still NYSC?

Another useless remnant from the military era.

Just like environmental sanitation curfew was fought and won, so also will we win the fight against such a time wasting, soul sucking, good for nothing scheme.

Spits.

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Politics / Re: 'Save The Lives Of Your Customers' - Aba Resident Berates EEDC, Shares Photos by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:15am On Apr 29, 2017
I don't say this much, but Seun, this thread should be on the front page.

Just a while back, people were killed in a viewing center because of a fallen pole.

If we can have jellof rice threads and efe threads on the front page, then this must make it as well.

It's not just this particular pole btw, many poles are in this condition.

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Politics / Re: This Must Not Be True: Cut Off Marks For Common Entrance And DSS Recruitment by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:12am On Apr 29, 2017
Wow! Is the cutoff mark true?
Politics / Re: Don’t Blame BUHARI, Jonathan Crumbles Nigeria’s Economy-ngozi Okonjo Iweala *say by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:07am On Apr 29, 2017
BMCs working hard in the BMC.

BMC: Buhari Media Commenter.
BMC: Buhari Media Center
.

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Politics / Re: Concerns, Fears Over Buhari’s Health Condition In Katsina by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:52am On Apr 29, 2017
lilfreezy:
Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never seen a ghost president. Brothers have you seen?

No! Sister have you seen it?

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Romance / Re: Asian Bride In Traditional Edo Attire As She Weds Nigerian Man (Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:42am On Apr 29, 2017
Chinese girls are now like:

"I'm bringing sexxy back, yup!

Dem other bittches don't know how to act, yup! "



Go on girl, get ur sexxy on smiley
Romance / Re: Asian Bride In Traditional Edo Attire As She Weds Nigerian Man (Photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:39am On Apr 29, 2017
Gosh, she's such a doll

That Asian Persuasion smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React To Mercy Aigbe Failed Marriage by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:33am On Apr 29, 2017
hungryboy:
Nigerians sabi react sha,


Coke jump from 60naira to 90naira dem no react

Ashawo increase short time price to 1500naira, dem no react


Garri jump from 5cups 200naira to 3cups, dem no react

Na Tonto Dike and other celebs matter were no even affect dem, were dem dey carry for head

You are just annoying, geez!!!

What are you doing with this comment Aren't you yourself reacting

Hypocrisy is rife amongst Nigerians and they don't even know.
Politics / Re: 2015 Election: Blame Yourself Not The North For Your Failure, Ijaw To Jonathan by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:24am On Apr 29, 2017
Lol, APC still jerkking off over GEJ.

It will be 2 fvcking years by May, 2 years!!!

Most Nigerians are truly daft, Damn.
Nairaland / General / Re: Snake Kills A Man In Amoyo, Kwara State (Photo) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:15am On Apr 29, 2017
People are loosing their humanity daily, no compassion.

A man died and you can't even be sober, even if it's just on this thread.

People laughing, calling Las... that food is ready.

I wonder if Yall would be laughing if the snake had killed your dad, mum, brother, sister, wife, husband, daughter, son...

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Gives A New York Street Drummer & Beggar 20 Dollars (Photos, Video) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:05am On Apr 29, 2017
But when you give to someone in need, don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.

Matthew 6:3
Romance / Re: Being A Woman Is Not An Easy Task. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:24am On Apr 29, 2017
kkins25:
Because Youre a bloody d*ck dosent mean ppl should suk you... # stop been a dick. it has no control, try a pvssy...dickhead.

hehehe, u got me laughing there.

...but u aint the OP, so what gives y are u burning
Romance / Re: What Do You Nairalanders Think About Me Getting A Tattoo? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:02am On Apr 29, 2017
all these fvcking gay guys posing as chicks. i don't know what u gain.

maybe ur hoping some guy will send u dik pics or something

sha don't send the transgendered credit

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Romance / Re: Being A Woman Is Not An Easy Task. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:54pm On Apr 28, 2017
OP needs to suck a dik, fvcking retarded, like being a guy is any easier
Romance / Re: Why You Need To Run From A Nagging Wife/girlfriend? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:50pm On Apr 28, 2017
would even be better if it's a nagging white woman, but a nagging black woman oh my days

then a nagging razz naija girl just pray you don't experience that.

disgusting, irritating and nauseating

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Romance / Re: Do You Sleep With Clothes On? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:48pm On Apr 28, 2017
Nigerian Mosquitoes are taking notes of all your responses undecided

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Romance / Re: Why You Need To Run From A Nagging Wife/girlfriend? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:34pm On Apr 28, 2017
I hate, no, I detest nagging girls with a passion angry
Romance / Re: Does 'Playing Hard To Get' Make You Happy? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:24pm On Apr 28, 2017
I can sense ur pain Bro cry
Romance / Re: Lagos Big Boy Goes To Bed With 9 Ladies (viewers Discretion Adviced) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:22pm On Apr 28, 2017
vani86:


You are that naive to think out of these 9 girls, none are in a serious relationship. Well anything that works for you

That is so disgusting

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Romance / Re: During Séx: What Is The Standard Time A Man Should Last In BED? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:21pm On Apr 28, 2017
rheether:
5mins sex is usually the Best.

Damn guurl

Can we role play U in ur red dress and me, the big bad wolf, huffing and puffing

aargh!!
Romance / Re: Lagos Big Boy Goes To Bed With 9 Ladies (viewers Discretion Adviced) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:18pm On Apr 28, 2017
vani86:


Mtcheew? If you are active on twitter, follow oloni and my hoestory, thou eyes shall be cleared.

One even trended today sef, 21 year old girl doing shit for 80k destroyed a 3 year relationship

I can understand if one's boo slips cause of money, but not like this, not a group move like this.

I think only strippers do group things like this. I could be wrong though, but...

How will someone's long time girlfriend be part of this 9 girl BS

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Romance / Re: Lagos Big Boy Goes To Bed With 9 Ladies (viewers Discretion Adviced) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:07pm On Apr 28, 2017
vani86:
Someones boo of life is there because of 30 k, and while he is using her pix as dp on watsapp, bbm, snapchat, twitter and facebook.

After God fear women

I don't believe anyone's boo can be there

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Romance / Re: Lagos Big Boy Goes To Bed With 9 Ladies (viewers Discretion Adviced) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:04pm On Apr 28, 2017
He is forming Nigerian Mayweather

[img]http:///media/12-12-2015/CfGW8n.gif[/img]

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Romance / Re: . by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:49pm On Apr 28, 2017
Safiaa:
You're a freak lol. Seriously

Hahahahha
Romance / Re: Meet The Hot Female Chefs That Cook While Being Unclad On Live TV by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:45pm On Apr 28, 2017
Damn, see those ripe oranges.

The ones on the wall
Business / Re: 4 Best Cars To Use For Uber Business by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:40pm On Apr 28, 2017
Don't forget your gun, pepper spray, combat knife and electric stun gun

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